NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

All I know about this series is that some guy punches out a goat with a powerlevel of 6 while the goat has a powerlevel of 1000.
I am 100% confident this is a highly accurate representation of what Umineko is.

the buttom looks fine except for the angry faces

The goat was one day away from retirement. The level 6 man took advantage of that.

I beat the game today

I chose trick first

HEY BATTLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, EXPLAIN THIS!

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wtf you absolute madman

Seems he was fired from his job one day before retirement.

>ZUN and Ryukishi can't draw cute girls
>the exception is they can draw smug girls very well
explain this

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Read And Then There Were None, it was the biggest inspiration for Umineko.

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Should I read that first or Higurashi?

What would happen if Battler was replaced by Edgeworth?

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You can read the book in an afternoon, it's fairly short. Higurashi is god knows how many hours long.

Edgeworth would never fall for a women, especially one that is a man. So the events either never would of occurred or wouldn't involve him.

Is it gay to like Beatrice?
Not Yasu, just Beatrice.
Be it the first one, or second.

Then let's say Battler still exists and Edgeworth is simply an outside party (like Erika, but benevolent).

I just realized that I described Will.
Edgeworth can be like Will but uh... he's only... hm...

Meta world Beatrice is a woman

But does she have a meta cock?

nope

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Meta Beatrice is a woman. It's like saying liking a fictional female character a man wrote is gay because he had to put himself in her shoes as he was writing. It doesn't make sense.

That's what the catbox was referring to obviously, Beato's huge futa dick.

None of the events happen but Rudolf and Kyrie go to jail.

So how the fuck did Battler avoid dying by nevee meeting up with Rudolf or coming across Kyrie? Did he figure something was fishy and fuck off, did Yasu save him, did he chase after Yasu??

What are you guys hoping for in tge new chapter?

Personally I'd like to see [spoilers]cousin culprits[/spoilers]

I want to see the new witch beating the shit out of Bern by finding a happy fragment

You should have seen the original. It was hilaribad.

edgeworth is probably the best investigator in all of vidya, he would BTFO beatrice. Also he hates women so that might help

YAMEEEEERRRRRROOOO

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Fuck, wrong pic

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You've cut off your finger! That's checkmate BEAATOOORIIIIICHEEEEEE!!!

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magic no real

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Say it in red

You've got it wrong

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>the solution is that everybody was lying about everything lmao
>it was never even a mystery in the first place!

0/10.

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The stories themselves were mysteries, which could be solved using reasoning. The point of the story wasn't to solve the mystery, and if you didn't understand that by episode 4 you might have autism

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