THIS FUCKING OWL FUCKING FUCK

Upgrades

Silly old bear.

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NO, FUCK THAT. THE ONLY FUCKING UPGRADE I NEED IS THIS WINNIE THE POOH PLUSHIE I HAVE WITH ME

At least it's vidya.

Good luck OP. You can do it.
youtube.com/watch?v=HSITzLNYbic

>trying to fit in
If he was trying to fit in he wouldn't be posting about video games

>WINNIE THE POOH PLUSHIE
post it

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streaming is for children, hitting about 90% right now only 3 strikes because i right clicked on the first level trying to remember how to play

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Stream it, child.

cute plushie
godspeed on your quest user

Cute, best of luck user.

>that song
>mfw i've been here too long

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>hasn't even beaten tigger, let alone christopher robin
let me know when you get there, champ

Pic related is unironically the greatest baseball video game ever made

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fuck i had this exact same one. pooh was my favorite

wow, you reached rabbit, impressive

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>takes over 20 minutes to reach rabbit

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I've gotten to Robin but never beat him.
There is a time a man needs to accept defeat and move on with their life.

>the casualized US version

first try here we go. the owl's a bitch. the only annoying part is how many pitches he gets to throw

I'VE BEEN STUCK ON THIS GODDAMN BIRD FOR ALMOST 3 HOURS FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK
AND MY WRIST IS STARTING TO HURT

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is it better than the wii mario baseball game? thats the only one i played and i loved it as a kid.

Not the guy shittalking but I am trying to set up a stream. Does anyone know why obs will not show the webpage content on yahoo kids, I only get a white page in stream.

It's going to die, like a grandpa...
Play with your grandpa before he dies...

what title do i get if i defeated Robin (Praise be unto Him)?

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If the harbinger of spring is the sound of a bat hitting ball,
then I have become the harbinger of winter

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hit 24 on tigger and forgot to upgrade my stats beforehand because i came here to shitpost instead

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>he thinks Robin didn't just grow bored and LET him win

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>Upgrades
Fucking casual.

>upgrades

Shit tier.

Godslayer, of course

>struggling with Owl
You don't know pain yet.

Why is this screen in English user?
Step it up
kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html

Never played the Wii one

I stopped at Tigger, I know my limits.

I hope that everyone here defeat christopher before the game officially disappear for the sake of your own soul.

wait am i playing a clone? i just googled pooh flash baseball game

fucking hack shit tier i fucked up on my second tigger the nigger

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I know the game hasn't even started yet. I'm just on the tutorial

The US version toned down the difficulty heavily. The Japanese version of the game is the one that everyone says is difficult.

The English version is easier.

>Playing the US ver
>Getting upgrades
You're not even a man. Your victories are empty.

(Used Upgrades)

>the legendary "pooh's home run derby" flash game that achieved infamy from its surprising difficulty will be officially ending its service on december 2020
no wonder you all are talking about this

Can you download it?

>that tigger art
lmao

This is still hilarious.

Even with upgrades the Japanese version is hell. Tigger is super challenging and Christopher is still nigh impossible even with everything upgraded.

well that was an hour wasted starting over brb

Godspeed, user. Row row.

This is the proper version
>full jap
>no upgrades
>pooh only
>final destination
kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html

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>Pooh only
W-what...?

>kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html
curious why the upgrades are frowned upon? it is because nobody could read the menus or is it really for the challenge?

People just want it to be as hard as possible. I think beating the Japanese version regardless is an accomplishment. You do no upgrades if you are a true masochist.

upgrades are for casuals

Reminder that you subtract 2 if you used upgrades

>or is it really for the challenge?
Do you really think people can't beat the game even with upgrades? Do you even understand the raw difference in upgrades and no upgrades?

By your logic beating the Elite 4 of Pokemon with 6 level 100s is the same as beating them with 6 level 30s.

Here's the jap version. You can also download it straight if you want to.

Better start praying.
youtu.be/2ZZnAdTX3nk

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the game was designed for kids, the upgrades were intended, therefore beating it without upgrades means you are better than kids

No one's beating it even with upgrades.

To any newfriends who may be thinking of trying it, leave while you still can.

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i think originally people just didn't bother to click on things to find upgrades. nowadays it's just for the challenge.

>playing the English version
Play the REAL game like a man would.

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we originally played it in japanese, we had no idea what the menus said

>upgrade
pussy

aight back to rabbit on jap mode. its not that different. i feel like pooh was on steroids in the US version which makes sense for a baseball game

Reminder that the English version is easier than the Japanese one. Don't be a pussy.

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When we first started playing people couldn’t figure out the menu and didn’t know about upgrades. Which was silly because if you even fucked around with the menu for a minute you would find them.

People were focused on bettering themselves, not searching for an easy out.

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Win legit or don't win at all. Japanese only, no upgrades. It's the tournament standard.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH goddamNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT

Back away demon.

I mean how hard can it be for people to save the source and upload it elsewhere?

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it's like one click away. just remember to do it before the year of our lord 2021

They already have.

Then we're good

i forget which winnie the pooh character is this?

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Never thought I'd be thinking of this game again
youtube.com/watch?v=6F3WyFYVj10

/#!kK5CiIZB!Mj5dYw7NkMX544x5QnEbVfCdFOcrhX51AFQSTO86nGo

gopher

oh yeah i guess it is. it just looked like a blob to me. JP tigger is a nigger. i'm struggling here.

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>out of bounds
>barely a homerun
>flying fucking sideways
>bunts
THIS FUCKING OWL

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11. Years. I have tried to keep this game buried for 11 years. I failed. Now everyone will suffer his wrath again. I tried to save them.

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The amount of OC this shitty little game created was astounding.

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>out of bounds
>baseball
u wot m8?

THIS GAME IS BANNED IN CHINA

FUCK

fuck, I mean foul

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It was during the time Yea Forums STILL MADE OC instead of taking what they see on Facebook and Reddit.

china is banned from any form of fun

HIT THE IMPOSSIBLE
WHACK THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW
FIGHT THE POWAH

youtube.com/watch?v=DvhKRN-WrYQ

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>implying Yea Forums goes on facebook
i agree Yea Forums posts some stale content in general but we aren't posting live laugh loves memes. Yea Forums is definitely all redditers at this point though

i'm this guy. i was never shit talking i just thought by now this game would have been mastered. we are still trumped by this casual japanese flash shit. i'm still struggling with tigger BTW. hit 8 last time. literally 8. the upgrades are supposed to be used lol. this shit is insane without them, the ball doesn't go anywhere

Bump of interest

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>posting on instructional japanese pottery board
>not knowing how to read katakana
Yea Forums has always been the plebian board for this reason

Don't fall for their jew tricks, the English version is just as difficult except you can read the menus now and because of that you can use upgrades

But upgrades are for chumps that want their souls to be devoured by the gatekeepers of hell

Is there a .swf download for the English version? I wanna put it on my flash drive and bring it over to my parents' house and see how they like it one day.

>Able to hit most balls
>but they always fly off in completely random directions that seem completely unconnected with were I hit them
>constantly get fouls
I don't understand the physics in this stupid game

you're either early or late. or you can't line up the bat for shit

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It'd help if Pooh didn't move at the speed of molasses, but I'm sure that's an upgrade that I'd be a casual for using.

gamesloon.com/games/flash/54790.swf
if you're so lazy that can't do simple search, but whatever.

Dunno about speed but I'm pretty sure the two big upgrades are hit strength which lets you knock balls far as fuck, possibly like 3-5x more at max upgrade, and secondly the hit area which would let you be less accurate with the sweet spot by magnitudes and still get good results instead of fouling.

It's honestly way too easy once you upgrade, which is why the game was meant for kids. Not upgrading is essentially running a rally race with a stock car with no tune ups or customization.

Thanks user.

Save us kirb.

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yeah the power stat is definitely the biggest difference. if you're not 100% on time you can't hit the ball past second base. the US version i was playing before seemed to have power dialed up to 9 from the start. i literally did a round against tigger and hit 100% but only got 4 home runs. it's insane. fouls are fucking infuriating i wish i didn't even show the fucking animation.

The animation is there to destroy your morale user. It's part of the difficulty.

I'M GETTING FUCKING TIRED OF THIS BIRD

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who comes after tigger the nigger? isn't there a guy between before christopher robin?

NOT AGAIN
I'M NOT FACING THAT MONSTER AGAIN

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STANDING HERE

Made it to Owl and it's strange, the ball seems to sometimes not go as far as it used to. Didn't happen on any prior stage and I'm not sure what's causing it, seems to happen even when I'm dead on with the red spot sometimes.

No I'm pretty sure it's Robin.

no there isn't. just for fun played without upgrades to the tigger and couldn't bother anymore

It's cause owl's balls come in diagonally instead of straight so naturally the result is different than if you hit a ball that comes straight on.

placebo, git gud

because you're supposed to beef up your stats. Yea Forums was too retarded at the time to read the menu so the "no upgrade" challenge was born. fucking retards. if you level up you can trash owl and tigger.

Do you put on your big boy gloves when you play sports with children? Good thing you'll never have kids I can already imagine the domestic abuse.

>somebody asks you to play baseball
>you show up barefoot because you are "the man"
>use a pool noodle for a bat
>his team absoloutely demolishes you because you didnt bring fucking shoes
>call him a pussy and a cheater, then put on your shoes and walk back to mom's house
you are absolutely retarded. the "difficulty" in this game was reading the japanese menu. if you level up it's not shit. you can even grind on rabbit and get insane stats before the owl.

my gf just beat him, what's your excuse /vee?

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Owl and Tigger aren't children. They're Tzeentch horrors

you're the person playing a children's game and bragging about it being easy

i beat your gf

>somebody asks you to play baseball
With children instead of peers of your age.
>you show up barefoot because you are "the man"
>use a pool noodle for a bat
Wrong, you use a children's bat instead of your metal slugger stop being retarded.
>his team absoloutely demolishes you because you didnt bring fucking shoes
No, you lose because you don't go all out relying on your muscles to power through and you aren't used to using a kiddie bat so it fouls everywhere
>call him a pussy and a cheater, then put on your shoes and walk back to mom's house
Yes watching an adult play with children who then gets serious simply because he can't win without his adult advantage is essentially being a faggot. There's no cheating, it's just being immature which is natural for faggots like you who like to twist words around to justify your faggotry.

>Wrong, you use a children's bat instead of your metal slugger stop being retarded.
a metal bat is a child's bat you absolute fuck. pooh isn't even using a metal bat.

NIGGER THE TIGER CAN GET FUCKED I CANT FUCKING GET THERE

If you dared to ever bring this up to someone in real life, they would simply think you're mentally challenged. Have some self awareness.

Can't you set it to stream your browser entirely, or as a last resort just your desktop?

>a metal bat is a child's bat
>6 year olds use metal bats
No wonder you're so retarded, your parents probably allowed you to play with knives and guns when you were in elementary school.

>NIGGER THE TIGER CAN GET FUCKED I CANT FUCKING GET THERE
Ah so that's where the problem is. Turns out you are just too awful at this game even with upgrades. No wonder you lash out so hard, you feel insecure over a flash game because you can't keep up with a bunch of strangers online. Real masculine of ya, can't afford even the slightest loss.

>dared to bring this up in real life
>not owning your autism and being an insane person IRL
i think u have a the problem mate

>actually implying little league doesn't use metal bats
congrats you are retarded. or whatever country you live in sucks at baseball

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>hit ball
>it flies behind pooh
how is that even possible

And when's the last time America won against other nations in baseball again?

>never played baseball in before
have you ever seen a baseball game on TV? notice how theres a 100 foot net behind the batter so people don't get hit by foul tips

the world series you dumb nigger

they won the most recent world baseball classic

>world baseball classic
>MLB players have better shit to do
>we send our C-listers
are you slow? if we sent the real all stars we would have ruined the show

Not as bad as Boat-o-Cross.

Don't most countries send a few AAA list athletes they expect to win medals and a bunch of C listers to fill space to world events? I know that's how it works for the Olympics.

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it's not the olympics. its not the world series. its the "world classic" lol. we send our fucking lowest tier, no shoe deal, no commercials, no album coming out most basic fucking players. they go to the world baseball classic for exposure because they want to get some kind of deal. the rest of the world sends their AAAA athletes full of hope that they will be "discovered" in the tournament. pablo and suzukisan have already been drafted. the tournament is a joke, we know where the good players are and we bring them to america.

i still haven't beat fucking tigger man, i don't know i'f ill get there. i drank a whole bottle in the last 2 hours trying this shit. gould be 8 hours idk. my memory is fading and this fucking flash game music is grinding my sanity down. the sound of letting him throw strikes after you miss your last chance literally makes me want to vomit

>it's not the olympics. its not the world series. its the "world classic" lol. we send our fucking lowest tier, no shoe deal, no commercials, no album coming out most basic fucking players. they go to the world baseball classic for exposure because they want to get some kind of deal. the rest of the world sends their AAAA athletes full of hope that they will be "discovered" in the tournament. pablo and suzukisan have already been drafted. the tournament is a joke, we know where the good players are and we bring them to america.

I just assumed all world event worked the same way as the Olympics. Other than the fact that it gets a new stadium built just for it every time it comes to a country.

we sent 40 year old ken griffey and shit like that one year, we don't even send our healthy players

I mean technically he WAS an AAA player, just not anymore.

Backyard Baseball made this easier than it I thought it would be. Fuck the corkscrew pitch.

>FUCK YOU

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backyard baseball doesn't hold a fucking flame to tigger.
no it's definitely not the olympics. we send washups like JR and desperate newcomers to compete. the real MLB stars make so much fucking money per game they can't be bothered with a tournament like that. it doesn't matter if they show up or not. if anything not showing up generates more google searches for their name. "why wasn't jeter there??" pro athletes in america are literally donald trump tier NGAF

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>no it's definitely not the olympics. we send washups like JR and desperate newcomers to compete. the real MLB stars make so much fucking money per game they can't be bothered with a tournament like that. it doesn't matter if they show up or not. if anything not showing up generates more google searches for their name. "why wasn't jeter there??" pro athletes in america are literally donald trump tier NGAF
We don't send pros to the Olympics either. Well, we send some, but 90% of any given Olympic team is filler for the 10% they actually expect to win. And this isn't just America, pretty much any county that sends more than a dozen athletes to the Olympics does it.

>county
*country

>playing english version
>probably using upgrades
>only at rabbit
holy shit you suck

>5 hours late
i made it to tigger on JP and started an argument about real baseball instead. read the whole thread fag

>this thread is officially banned in communist China
BASED