The 3rd Birthday

>he thinks Zeke is Annie's father
>he says 3S is the most balanced fighter of all time
>he pretended to like Apex legends
>pretended to be into mecha
>shilled sf5 but never even put hours into it

Nigger fraud

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Apex Legends was probably denial because he thinks TTF3 wasn't canned

I like Minh better than Liam. I'd like him more if he wasn't wrong 90% of the time and the sandbag champion.

It mattered to him when he was a kid.
And it was pretty ambitious for the time. Doesn't mean it was good, just ambitious. The only actually kinda good Mainframe show was Beast Wars from about halfway through season 1 onwards.

Reboot was the shit back then.

Soundtrack was pretty good, though.

Need to be 26 to post here junior.

This. After 9 years of having constant new content to look forward to all the time it's really hard to have nothing like it to go back to. And rewatching their old stuff just isnt the same.

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Seeing him shit on the game was fun, and the game did deserve it.
HOWEVER.
Boy, does he belabor a fucking point when he manages to make one. He does the same with jokes too. I played the 3rd Birthday LP in the background as I was playing MHGU, and even then there were times I wanted to skip him explaining the same thing for the fiftieth time and making the exact same metaphor over and over again.

You posers may not have known about this shit before now, but at least you know.

Liam would probably get all pissy and defensive if people shat on his tastes.
Meanwhile, Minh's had his tastes shat on for years, and he still seems pretty cool about it.

How the fuck does 1 person like Devil May Cry 2

What, about 3rd B-day? I practically Platinumed that game.

Why is Square so obsessed with making really embarrassing sequels that stink up the brand of beloved games?

He's the exception that proves the rule I guess.

A lot of people only just found out because their favorite e-celeb played it. Maybe now, at least, people will correctly blame Toriyama instead of Tabata for the story.

What the fuck is with all these 3rd Birthday threads lately. You niggers are acting like that game just released in the year 2019 or got some fucking HD port or some shit. Are you really this fucking mad about a game all these years later? Get a fucking life you jaded ass niggas.

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give me the qrd on why he hates my favorite game

Ah that. Yeah I agree. That shit is awful and everyone should know about it.

Yes! Still fucking mad! And now we're new mad because someone LPd it!

The "exception that proves the rule" is when you define a rule by stating an exception.
For example: "parking on Sunday is forbidden" means that parking on any other day is allowed. Meanwhile "dogs not allowed" doesn't mean that other pets are.

I've never even played 2, for fear of it tarnishing my love for 1.

Reboot and Rainmaker gave us leafs hope that we too could be big influential media producers like Pixar or Disney. Now all we do is produce other country's cartoons.

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>expected them to give a good reason on why it was "the worst thing ever"
>MUH CREEPY ANIME BULLSHIT THIS IS SO WRONG AND CREEPY UGH
Should have known better.

>the podcast they discovered Apex released and not 15 minutes later Pat found the article about Titanfall 3 getting canned
I love Woolie getting fucked live on stream like that

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It's still bad.
I'm still mad about Other M too.
I'm always mad.
Fuck you.

but it was bad and creepy

stop posting this ugly fuck here
not video games

Depends, what's your favorite game?
Don't worry, it will. Steer clear.

>mystical ninja LP
Redpill on this LP I Cant fucking stand Eyepatch wolf let alone his obnoxious voice

Woolie should really do a Let's Play of Metroid: Other M. I'm pretty sure he's no longer an apologist and woke up to justice at some point, but the fact that he had the AUDACITY of defending the Varia Suit thing by saying that going through damaging environment until you find it is "something you do in literally every Metroid game" means he needs to be exposed for good.

>Main character is not only killed off in the lamest way ever, but you got to play the whole game as a child in her body acting like a little bitch.
>Gameplay loop is repetitive and grindy as fuck.
>Gunplay isn't even very good.
>Enemy designs and variety suck.
>Core mechanic slows game down.
>Writing is fucking terrible.

It's not the worst game ever, but god do the parts of it that suck really suck. It's not fun to play and the writing is really frustrating.

ReBoot was one of my favorite shows as a kid. Season 3 is still kino as fuck

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Nah, he's probably still gonna be an apologist but add in "uhhh dunno if this is okay, hrrmmm" whenever anything that a moron might consider "sexist" happens, still failing to notice that the entire thesis of the game is sexist much like every other "socially minded" person on the internet.

Woolie literally tells him
"John, there are only two options for you leaving my house tonight. The first one is me seeing the credits for legend of the mystical ninja. The second one is that window right there."
Basically EyepatchWolf gets exposed by the hack that he is and ended up getting into an LP on a fucking brutal game he beat with cheats as a kid

Its fuckung great from episode 9 onwards

>Kills your LP channel.

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are woolie's LP's good? i don't watch them because all of his friends have goofy ass accents

I'm upset that Woolie thinks Kyle married Eve by taking the 2nd ring.

He took fucking Aya's ring away from Eve and put it on himself then left saying he was going to search for his forever (having called Aya that before). How the fuck do you not get that being him understanding that Eve's mind is in Aya's body, so he's walking out so the marriage doesn't happen instead of making her play the role.

No.

30 minutes of save state hell in order to get through a particularly difficult part.

He's still getting a feel for doing his own thing so they're hit or miss. HIs Wonderful 101 LP was hype.

Mandatory
youtube.com/watch?v=077PaFpGzls

Legend of mystical ninja is great because eyepatchwolf is getting being shat on

>YOOOOOOOOOOOO TH-TH-TH-THAT'S A GURREN LAGANN REFERENCE LOOK HE'S POINTING TO THE SKY YOOOOO *coughs up enough phlegm to drown in* *high pitched laugh*
What did Woolie "Woolsworth" Madden mean by this?

most are bad, because Mihn is a fucking robot with no sense of humour. Goemon is great though, his dynamic with Eyepatch Wolf is actually really good.

Is it possible to explain whats wrong with 3rd birthday to someone who never played a paradise eve game? Because I want to know what's so absurd about this game

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He has a feel, and it's getting his charisma void ESL friends to appear on the LPs.

Imagine watching lets plays

this isn't as bad as during the final fight streewise LP where pat got so fucking mad as to physically threaten matt over not knowing how to put out the fire

>parasite eve is forever ruined

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What up with him and coughing whenever he starts to laugh? That's gotta be a serious condition.

They take the MC and kill her in a turbo-lame way

Absolutely not. Reggie especially makes an LP unlistenable because it's a boring guy with a permanently stuffed up nose regurgitating either a wiki article or strategy guide he is actively reading line for line about something he has no personal experience with, that is tangentially related to what's going on screen, while ignoring what's happening on screen and distracting Woolie from it with this.

>expecting anything of substance from leafs

Aside from shitting on Crimson Cloud and Subhuman, and Pat just being an incorrect jackass, his DMC5 playthrough is alright.

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>can't stand Eyepatch Wolf
You probably aren't going to like it then, he's basically leading the LP since he knows more about the game. Besides that, it's one of those LPs that starts out fine enough with both of them having fun and throwing a bit of playful banter and competition out every once in a while, but slowly begins to take a turn as it becomes clear the game is a lot more bullshit and grindy than EW remembers, and at its current point EW is basically a prisoner in Woolie's home, not allowed to leave until they beat the game. It really does remind me of some of the older LPs where the guys would rage at each other and struggle to reach the ending. It's great.

Imagine Metroid: Other M, except the game doesn't even have metroids or the suit, with a convoluted and retarded plot about time travel and at the end you have to kill Samus.

Someone needs to shoot your English teacher.

>shilled sf5 but never even put hours into it
He has a whole commentary reel for it though

>No more comfy REmake 2 with Pat.

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The PS1 demo disc was also some top 5 shit.

>paradise eve

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honestly the part where it's at is great, woolie raging at EW is the highlight of the current channel arc

I have no idea how Toriyama got where he was at one point, though.

>only directorial roles were X-2 and The 3rd Birthday
>ended up steering Final Fantasy for an entire generation with XIII

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I don't how you missed the first part of the conversation where they exclusively talk about forcing the player off the main character, and putting in someone else's mind in her body.

>Someone needs to shoot your English teacher.
t.minh

>rewatching Deadly Premonition
YOU CAN'T GO BACK

sphere hunter streamed it

Part of the problem is nonsense stemming from the fact they no longer had the right to use the property first two games were very loosely based on.

I was wondering what was up with the MK11 playthrough.

He also directed that DS sequel to FFXII that no one remembers, Revenant Wings.
I think Square-Enix is just so starved for directorial talent that they're willing to let anyone have a go at it.

The entire game has you playing a meek shitty and fanserviced-up version of the protagonist from the previous games in a surreal action horror shooter, only to reveal at the end that no, you were playing the little clone girl adopted in the previous game that ended up possessing the series protagonist's body for this one, and end up shooting said old protagonist swapped to the girl's body to end all of the psychic/emotional cosmic horrors fucking up the world.

You saved the world and rewrote the timeline, but the series' protag is dead/missing and that little girl is now stuck in said protag's body. And the entire reason all this shit happened in the first place (a fucking SWAT team kicking in the doors at that protag's wedding, shooting her and causing the little girl to have a super-powered angst nuke that gave birth to said horrors between their two bodies and the whole swap shenanigans to begin with) was outright admitted to have no explanation or reason by the developers, just a catalyst for the retarded plot.

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Woolie still has the same problem of talking to other person and not looking at the screen. Reggie and Minh are uncharismatic shits
>That Bloodstained video where he can barely pay any attention
His only good LPs are Katamari Damacy, Mystical Ninja and DMC5 so far.

Have you seen how Woolie play? Can't have any action done without overexplaining or pausing every minute to ask Pat how to hold his fucking hand.

Woolie should play whatever the fuck he wants with games he actually knows about.

I'm fairly sure his greatest contribution to FF10-2 was probably the concept of sphere costumes because he wanted to see three girls wearing different shit.

That's because he doesn't understand what they're saying

Oh yeah, the bit where Woolie's dead and Eyepatch Wolf has to run a whole boss fight, a minecart section, a platforming section, and then another boss fight on two pips of health and no continues, with Woolie on the load state button ready and waiting for him to fuck up is the best shit in a long time.

>It's a Pat tries to get Woolie to play a great game but Woolie acts grumpy and bitchy the whole time because of some minor thing episode

The worst it's EVER been.

Which game was that?

I will admit I'm not thrilled at the prospect of watching Woolsworth "Literally can't tell left from right" Madden stumbling through RE2make, but is there any given reason as to why they cancelled it?

>It's a "Woolie refuses to try something new with the pretense that he would need to give up on something else due to the lack of material time, despite the fact that he jumps on other new time-consuming things all the time" episode
If you trimmed all the time he spends being wrong about stuff he knows nothing about on the Podcast you could probably fit every game and anime Pat and the chat ever recommended him

What episode?

I'm just about ready to drop Woolie and Pat entirely and just put other shit as background noise instead. The way they ranted about how creepy it was that Aya had costumes and shit? It was like hearing outraged game journos rant about sexy girls in vidya. At times I forgot they were Canadian lefties, but oh boy am I reminded when they bring shit like that up or anything from Japan in general.

When will Woolie read/watch Joe if he loves boxing so much?

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