Halo

*cough cough*
help me bros....

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Get the cock out of your throat OP.

Shut up and cum in my girlfriend!

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I stopped caring when I saw the microsoft/xbox rainbow logo on social media. Fuck gaylo and fuck queers of war.

What help do you need?
Halo ended in 3.
That's all.
Just ignore the bullshit, no one is forcing you into HAVING to accept the clusterfuck that is pretty much everything now. And I don't mean only Halo.

more like gaylo

Don't worry bro. We're going home soon....

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he'd rather die

BUNG!

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could play eldewrito or halo CE on pc if you need a quick fix

I already play elDorito, infection is nice

so what will come out first on Steam, Halo Reach, or Destiny 2?

frig off destiny fag

We all died kilometers before you, we gave up after 3.

Just gotta let go, bro.

>he thinks I played anything beyond Reach
I'm hyped for Halo 3 MCC on PC, nothing more. Cuck.

why you still stuck out in the desert hopin' then, I'm not understanding the context

We're getting REACH first, expect Halo 3 next fucking year bub.

I plan to 100% MCC on PC but im really not looking forward to getting all the achievements for Halo 4.

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don't worry bro, MCC and infinite on PC are coming to save us

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>forge won't launch with reach

The asspain from normalfags who didn't see them slip in this little detail is going to bring down MCC

There is no helping one of the dullest franchises in the history of FPS franchises. Seriously each episode following the space marine and his pals from the UNSC as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the slow gameplay, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of mechanics, all to make movement molasses, to make bullets seem magnetic.

Perhaps the die was cast when Bungie vetoed the idea of Apple funding the series; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for directx. The Halo series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Perfect Dark series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to with 343i.

>a-at least the single player was good though
"No!"
The level design is dreadful; the single player was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time I went for a walk, the designer instead put an un-involved corridor in my path.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time a corridor was encountered. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Bungie's mind is so governed by cliches and flat topography that they have no other style of gameplay. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Halo by the same Jason West. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Halo at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Call of Duty." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Halo” you are, in fact, trained to play Call of Duty.
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have sex

does the reach leak work on windows 7?

it's okay because that's not a halo game.

Why is 343 so retarded?
Why would they spill the beans so early on then make people wait this long? Though once it drops I'm sure it'll get some hype back, it pretty much lost most of it's hype since then because of how long it's been.

Yeah idk why they announced it so early. If they did it at E3 they would have broken the internet for weeks.

user, what about Halo Infinite?
>classic Mark VI Mjolnir
>MUH RINGS
we're going home bros, right?????

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Sorry Halo, you're a robot now.

>343
No thanks

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When are they gonna add reach to the xbone? I wanna play it at 60fps.

soon, my brother

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here user

Steam soon

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>not joining a friend's game immediately because this started playing

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fuck tree fort tree honestly

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with you

shouldnt you include an image of your favorites

No, it’s dependent on integration with Xbox services on windows 10

Nice copypasta.

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