Splatoon

Even the Easter one was alright.

I wished there was a lot more Tortoise art. Didn't find too much.

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Unplugging your phone charger when not in use vs. leaving it plugged in all the time

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Rock vs Pop, the very first European splatfest, was also the very best. Fitting theme with the overall sensation of freshness and style.

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Callie vs Marie was fun

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Something that's actually overtly political.

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Splatoon: Enemy Territory when?

after Splattlefield: Splat Company

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Blacked vs bleached

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I'm forever happy that octoniggers got btfo in the race war

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maybe a three option splatfests for splatoon 3

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Rain + Fast Food master race.

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>dream Splatfest
Tits or hips

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>tfw Splatoon 3 won't happen until the next Nintendo console
>tfw it won't remove all the bullshit from Splatoon 1+2 (stats being tied to clothes, shitty tick rate, map/gamemode rotation)
>tfw they probably won't expand on basic gameplay mechanics further by adding more movement tech or abilities

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Soles vs Toes

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Aside from tick rate and map rotation, I'm fine with everything else

If it ain't broke, don't fix it

Next game should have Squid Sis and Off the Hook share hosting duties. Each rotation would a different pair, with different dialogue.

I just want something to bring back the casuals so I stop getting bullied by all the advanced players.

honestly, not a bad idea.

>didn't play through Splatoon 2's main story, or at least didn't finish it
>played the multiplayer a decent bunch, participated in majority of splatfests
>trying to get through it in time for final splatfest, also got Octo Expansion

Octopath Expansion is slapping the shit out of me compared to how you can sleepwalk through a lot of the regular story though.

Also I never really paid attention to it too much, but Inkling getting knocked down to her last hit, while you're waiting for your health to regen, she's limping around in a sports bra and boyshorts. Like it ain't really heavily sexualized or anything but man, getting knocked down to two-piece undergarments feels really risque for a Nintendo title.

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Inner Agent 3 isn't shit. Except that phase when they're flying around on the platform, fuck that noise.

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this. squids are the superior race. More hair options.

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>feels really risque for a Nintendo title
Octolings were also designed to be sexy.

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glad you're enjoying it user. I too am completing the octspansion and it it is t h i s much better than the regular story mode.
agreed

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hips

Corn Tortilla vs Flour Tortilla

Soldier vs Demoman

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red or blue

Squid vs Octo. The best experience was Cake vs Ice Cream though, cause of the shitposting and it was my first time ever playing Splatoon. It's a shame they never did Docked vs Handheld, but maybe they'll do it if Splat 3 is on Switch

Good to know.

Demo never stood a chance

Autobots vs Decepticons of course, and the correct choice won to boot.

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Scope vs No scope

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>tfw bought Splatoon 2 only in April so I missed all the cool Splatfests
Kill me

joke's on you user I bought it day one and missed every single one with three exceptions

Boxers vs Briefs

Metal Gear Squid comes first.

>TF2-themed costumes, Splatfest shirts are a BLU Soldier's jacket and a RED Demo's sweater and armor along with other themed gear
>TF2-themed weaponry
>Soldier-themed rocket launcher-styled Blaster
>Heavy-themed Splatling(needs another name like Mann Co Splatling since there's already a Heavy Splatling)
>Demo-themed Slosher that fires bouncing orbs like the Bloblobber
>Charger that looks like a Sydney Sleeper, or at least has an ink-reservoir Jarate-style mason jar attached to it
>promo art has a bunch of inklings dressed as the TF2 mercs with Splatoon-analog weaponry in the classic TF2 team pose

Whole ass crossover collab could be really great.

>promo art has a bunch of inklings dressed as the TF2 mercs with Splatoon-analog weaponry in the classic TF2 team pose
kino

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Big dinner plate vs multiple smaller plates

Post your favorite splatoon songs.
youtube.com/watch?v=UX1c7wgAbDA
youtube.com/watch?v=mahJos5PcYk
youtube.com/watch?v=UozegrjYztg
youtube.com/watch?v=z-E_fh87nWY

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That was the easiest phase. Just just sit out of reach and chuck bombs.
I did want there to be another phase though.

What is the context of this image?

My bomb game is trash, and you can't just sit out of reach when he's constantly circling the arena and shooting missiles at you.

Muck Warfare always gets me fucking PUMPED
youtu.be/Tr7IrBeFvyU

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I like the original Ebb & Flow far more somehow.
youtube.com/watch?v=fZf0ogDHmZQ

>all the MGS references in Octo Expansion
I had just finished replaying the series when it came out too so that shit had me grinning from ear to ear

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I've only played MGS1, how many did I miss?

Oh also this
youtube.com/watch?v=oCuBNdKsWfQ

youtu.be/vAf-lY_sbbE
youtu.be/eJOizZWp-MY
youtu.be/RmDRkbSOTvI
youtu.be/ZvtIAgxsWLk

When he moves, ink more area. When he tenta missiles, just swim backwards nigga.

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Shark Bytes > Nasty Majesty > Fly Octo Fly > Muck Warfare > Ebb and Flow > Acid Hues > Color Pulse

Dudes be Sleepin is Elder God tier

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>spoiler
Too short.

The most notable one would be the CQ-80
It's a direct reference to the iDroid in MGSV

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That doesn't stop Pearl from being my favorite squid either

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You mean Fuckin Dudes be fuckin Sleeping

Well yes, but I didn't feel like looking up the specific symbols used in the title so I just left it at what I did

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>The beginning of Fly Octo Fly is the TEST PASSED tune
absolute kino
youtu.be/IzRK1ve4oy4

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I just like putting an emphasis on the fact that Pearl is (probably?) the only Nintendo character that canonically curses

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Was anybody else expecting more of a story from the Octo Expansion?

It already has more of a story than the first two campaigns combined so that seems like a pretty unreasonable expectation.

The only thing I would have wanted were more levels like the escape where it feels like you're doing something instead of just doing little trials. The main campaign always had that problem too.

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Fucking hell I love it

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Pearl is for bulli

Pearl is for Marina

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Milkshake all the way

Probably a dance.

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>15 days until splatfest
fuck, so close yet so far away

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skub vs anti-skub

I seriously hope they recognize this and make the next game's campaign like that.

Very cute.

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Why does Marie keep saying Agent 3 has bad hygiene?

It's treehouse localization only iirc.

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steenky steenky squid

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>smells agent 3
>says agent 4 is adorable
Why is Marie so obsessed with the Agents?

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S M E L L Y
M
E
L
L
Y

Because she does

>ywn smell agent 3
why even live?

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BEEG
OCTOLING
TEETEES

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This dude draws boobs weird. They look kind of saggy but they aren't.

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Communists vs. Nazis

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Ay

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cute as always

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something even more boring, trivial and unrelatable than 'pork with pineapples vs without'. I'm having a hard time topping that but here's one
>cleaning your air-conditioner yourself vs hiring someone to do it

Can Inklings even get pregnant?

Maybe Yes vs. No?

Shark bytes

that's an actually novel idea though and I can already imagine pros and cons of either side. goddamn I don't know what they were thinking with their 'karaage with or without lemon' nonsense, I'm sitting here trying to think of worse splatfest ideas but everything I'm coming up with manages to be better
>curtains vs blinds
>digital vs mechanical clocks
>bright vs dark (not alignment stuff but physical state)
>carpets vs tiles
how did they manage to come up with such shitty splatfest themes, worse than their literal advertisement themes

hjdj

Japan seems to usually get the worst splatfests

>Can Inklings even get pregnant?
How do you think they make more inklings?

The plan very quickly became the shit for me m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze-Gilw09F8

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They were trying for one of those silly arguments you get in with friends but it's not one that actually works in the Splatfest format. Like you make a passing comment like "You really eat it with lemon? Gross." but it's not anything you really care that much about defending.

Only one way to find out.

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I'm liking everything I am hearing about this splatfest so far.

What's this?

honestly, this splatfest is the only thing keeping me going during this shitty week

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about 2 weeks until it actually happens.

why is she so sad?

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its just the hype that keeps me on my feet

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Going back to work tomorrow and I don't fuckin wanna. I shall post Pearls in protest.

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Work is more important, just sleep.

Good lad.

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iddy biddy squiddy tiddy

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Well it's not early so I can get away with it.

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>playing Rainmaker with Tenta Brella
>no one picks up the Rainmaker besides me so I can never play support
>I have to get splats by myself with the Rainmaker or umbrella
>the rare occasions I can play support, Rainmaker nigger refuses to use my ink walls or brella as cover
I'm never going to fucking make it out of A rank.
Why do I ALWAYS get teammates who do this, I'm only rarely with people I don't have to carry

i feel ya fren, since im working retail tomorrow is a nightmare, times like this make me wish i could turn my brain off and go through the motions until its all over

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I do remember you saying this. Have this Pearl for being a great person for these threads. Go on, take it.

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>there are people who's default term for "Soft Drink" is "Coke"

I will legitimately NEVER understand this

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>yeah can you get me a sprite cola
>we only have sierra mist cola
>some of that then
Everyone who does this needs to be put in a padded cell

>What's your favorite Splatfest theme over the course of both games?
was either burger vs pizza or pirates vs ninja. i had some kick ass randoms the entire fest. played 7 or 8 hours worth and only lost maybe 10 times max

People in the south are retarded.

I work in a kitchen so I expect my shift actually won't be all that terrible tomorrow, most folks will be out grilling and shit. Still rough to go back after a week off.

Graciously accepted.

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Just got to give something before we all go back to work.

well thats good at least, im gonna suffer through drunk pieces of shit wanting more booze and meat for 8 hours, and my shift makes it so i cant even go watch the fireworks, since im closing

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I need to acquire more Pearls so I can return the favor

I've got 10:00 am to 5:00 pm tomorrow. I can see the city's fireworks display from my house so I don't need to really go anywhere, I can chill in my room and still see everything.

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Stop making me mad that Valve doesn't make games anymore

fuckers can't even get a summer sale right without leaving in retarded massive exploits to gain shittons of points

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>I need to acquire more Pearls so I can return the favor
Noted

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damn, wish i had a shift like that, 2:00 pm to 11:00 pm for me, and my apartment faces a wall anyways so id have to go somewhere. you probably have every pearl image i have since i dont have many and they all involve callie

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with the splatfests being over, is it still worth it to buy the game or should I wait for a 3rd one

I mean the multiplayer will still be pretty lively. It's not like everything's shutting down.

why do you think it wouldnt be worth it?

Callie trying to be edgy

The efforts are appreciated friends.

And forgot my Pearl

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CHAOS YES

ORDER FUCK NO

>Marina gets the Eye of JUSTICE
Well that settles who to support

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how can a cute marshmallow like Callie even begin to try and be edgy

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She plays Shadow the Hedgehog.

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The call she made before

And she failed miserably out it, Callie's about as edgy as a beach ball.

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Ran out of Pepsi

I LOVE CALLIE

SHE IS THE COOLEST

Yes she is

Already did that

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I never felt so good to be team Patrick

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He probably meant just the colors

>tfw everyone hated Pearl at the beginning and now her side is more popular and will probably win the final Splatfest
Feels good

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Life vs death

What's she playing?

Pokemon

This. Only her loyalties were switched by the hypnoshades. Literally everything about her stayed the same.

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Never ever

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>now her side is more popular
Dubious.
Don't get me wrong, I'm on her side, but the clout system now allows popularity to factor positively, and Marina's been raking in the wins as a result. Plus, she was always the more popular choice (hence why she lost so often before the update: all the shitters gravitated towards her and gave her the popularity edge, but not the winning edge)

>Literally everything *else about her stayed the same.
I need sleep

Used to be tits but prefer ass now.

I would like it if Callie and Marie showed me their tits and asses.

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Callie is so cute

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This is the first time in a long time where I feel like my sensibilities have been genuinely offended, what the fuck is that vile repulsive image

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>prefer tits
>also prefer Callie

Why would you do this to me

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Sid Hoffman vs Sid Frenchman
Your side will lose.

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at least with the beef doughnut you could eat it if you were starving and about to die. I think I would just throw that """""'pizza""""" right up

>Oreo vs Impregnation

But why

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>Worst as in boring:
Left joycon VS Right joycon

>Worst as in one-sided:
School VS Video games

>Worst as in horrible idea:
[Left-wing party] VS [Right-wing party], the parties depending on your region. Or better yet, just Republican VS Democrat for everyone outside of Japan while the nips get something cool like Pirates VS Astronauts.

>calling it anything other than soft drink

I live in the south but calling things by their brand names is what a mentally handicapped redneck does.

It's soda. Pop faggots need not apply.

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I knew before the second one was posted exactly how this would go

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>Rollerblades
fucking rad, give a skateboard and bike as well. Extra movement options would always be good.

Callie's just a silly squidge

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Would their fans accept their forsquidden love?

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Ass Vs Titties

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The shitposting would be legendary. Too bad it's literally impossible in this overly sensitive society.
Team Ass FTW

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The splatfest we need

Yes, and they would probably ink their splatzones to it desu

no true fan wouldn't

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Marina you degenerate

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Marina, you sick individual!

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oh my

Kids vs Adults

l-lewd

>hasn't already been done.

the only people who care about scopes are stingray mains because scope paints better

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coffee

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Well then

What a degenerate

Sunny day and fast food

Post builds

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