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What are your thoughts on the Speedrunning Community?
Jace Allen
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Julian Ramirez
Autism and trannies, there's a statistically proven overlap
Jayden Walker
(phone emoji) 8
Camden Wilson
Autists and trannies playing Nintendo games.
Julian Barnes
>nintendo fans play nintendo games
Wow?
Jose Powell
I started speedrunning a game for the first time a few days ago. It's actually pretty fun. Still don't get how people stomach doing 3-hour runs and shit
Elijah Cooper
They don't even fucking enjoy them! They don't even want to play Nintendo games! It's a contest to see who can be done with it first!
Aiden Miller
chibi literally did nothing wrong
Michael Walker
>concentrating on speedrunning a game
>kid with aspergers started doing jumping jacks with poor form in your peripheral vision
Dylan Turner
Brandon Foster
people who speedrun are mentally broken retards so of course you don't understand how someone could sit down for 3 hours straight compared to 45 minutes, you're an idiot who speedruns games and thinks that is anything you should tell other people for any reason
Nicholas Baker
Its infested with autists, but at the same time it's not a actually bad outlet for autism. I'm totally okay with it existing, its just that I well never touch it with a 10 foot pole.
Ryan Williams
Some say it's the most autistic way to play vidya.
Christian Long
calm down mate
Robert Phillips
>so this is the coolest part of the game
>chibi starts doinng terrile jumping jacks right then
i swear, the timing on this entire video was fucking gold.
>that repetitive music
>caveman is autistic and super serious
>chibi doesn't take anything seriously
>2d scroller, 3D scrollers
>chibi starts listing evil pigs in videogames
it was the perfect storm
Hudson Turner
Which community are you referring to? SM64? BFBB? OOT?
Caleb Hall
Love it if it wasn't so autistic.
Nathan Evans
Pure degeneracy
Connor Taylor
Joshua Foster
I LIKE THAT JUMP
Charles Anderson
People with autism wasting their lives away.
And don't take it from me:
Jaxson Foster
vincevaughmind
Ryan Thompson
I agree that speedrunning attracts a very autistic type of players, but planning and performing an optimal run actually requires a lot of intelligence
Liam Gomez
they should speedrun to the grave
Anthony Clark
>speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with
fucking kek'd
David Hernandez
depends on what you call intelligence, really
Matthew Martin
I like the idea, but i'm rather put this time in gamedev study.
Hunter Hughes
Come on you retards he's clearly holding back his laugh while doing this rant.
Or he twitches because he is a spastic, that could be possible too.
Nicholas Sanchez
i love how he says "act" during that phrase, it's almost like he wants to throw up at the very thought of it
Caleb Cox
doesn't make it any less true though, he even commented on the video reaffirming what he said
Isaac Anderson
dude i love bagels! asiago cheese bagel? yummy!
Joshua Myers
based
Brayden Stewart
The second most autistic gaming practice next to Pokemon's shiny hunting
Juan Bailey
The sjw le tranny boogeyman community
Evan Clark
>I literally cannot play video games for 3 hours
Where's your penis bros
Jordan Gray
inside a vagina, incel
Aaron Wilson
she cute
Aaron Roberts
Jesus fucking christ
Nicholas Baker
imagine the smell
Joseph Campbell
I'm tempted of doing Sunshine speedruns, as it's one of my favourite games as a child and I know it casually pretty well
But it's not like I will stream and have people to talk with while doing it, so it feels like quite a strange and lonely activity
Ryan Gray
you shouldn't call yourself gamer if you didn't speedrun or are planning to speedrun at least one game during your lifetime
Aiden Barnes
i just call myself gay
Carson Ross
Lots of estrogen, lots of Y chromosomes.
Xavier Mitchell
He cute
Ryan Foster
GET THAT ASS BANNED
Brody Parker
It's pretty interesting that when people donate to GDQ when the year's event money goes towards cancer research a significant amount of donors will say that they or a loved one has struggled with cancer upending their lives, but when it goes to NGOs like Doctors Without Borders it's 1000 different people just repeating the line "it's a great cause" without any reflection or reasoning. These people really have no idea what they're giving money to.
Angel Williams
I just think of this image when thinking of Speedrunners. Probs cuz of trannies.
Angel Lee
Contrary to popular belief, most people don't actually want others to die at sea because of the color of their skin. MSF is the only charity I ever have donated to and it's the only one I ever will donate to
Ian Hughes
I don't want people to die at sea, I want them to not set out at all, but the MSF encourages them to do it
Brandon Evans
They try to cross regardless. Nothing to about that and definitely not when they've already embarked. At that point you only have one choice: help or don't. Rather, be a humanitarian or a nazi.
Chase Bennett
There is a third way...
Gavin Brown
you're pretty far gone huh
Carter Nelson
If I say mean things about them I'll get banned like last time. 4channel Yea Forums is a safe space
Adam Flores
And that's a good thing. No, a great thing.
Sebastian Bennett
You ever just have a moment where you finally realize people who say this shit don't even know what Nazi Germany believed or did and simply ascribes any action, non-action, or opinion they don't like to Nazi Germany?
Aiden Reyes
>not a nazi btw
>*posts a comic made by and for nazis*
Levi Edwards
dat binary thinking
Tyler Adams
>MSF is the only charity I ever have donated to and it's the only one I ever will donate to
And every time the US Military costs them millions and flushes your donation down the toilet because we blew up their illegal hospitals and terrorist assisting facilities I'll laugh.
Michael Sanchez
Cameron Scott
Oh look: woman
Angel Nguyen
wasn't this dude caught picking his nose and eating his boogers?
Bentley Walker
John Williams
>some boring as fuck zero charisma literal who speedrunner
>outclassed by golden bantz
Benjamin Robinson
ewww why do asian autists make that face like they can't smile? it's like a grimace with their mouth.
Owen Gomez
this is why they're supposed to be brought back to the african coast
Brody Turner
i want chibi to speedfuck me live on twitch stream without consent until he speedcums all over me
Liam Rogers
nihilistic hedonism was a mistake
Lucas Jackson
Guy on the left is hot as fuck desu.
David Nguyen
Sex. Insane amounts of sex.
Charles Thomas
How many years has it been since that one weirdo's 18 year old bride got gangbanged in the hotel room anyway? Was that in 2014?
Christian Cox
>chibitibobo
>he named his twitter handle after a banjo kazooie speedrunner
i swear to god, chibi might be the most autistic person on the planet
Lincoln Bell
normie get out
Robert Richardson
Isaac Roberts
Holy BASED
Carter Ross
autogynephilia isn't rea-
Charles Sanders
Why the fuck would someone tweet this?
Mason Green
Aiden Torres
mostly fine with them, just wish somebody tells them transitioning any% isn't a valid category
Aiden Butler
Only watch a handful of speed runners.
Only the ones who aren't ragers and apsies
Oliver Sullivan
>what are your thoughts on the Speedrunning Community?
It shouldn't exist and nobody even cares about the times or records. They're just looking for their 5 minutes of fame
Thomas Nelson
we're aware, it got posted in almost every single sgdq thread this year
Jackson Moore
i like raging aspies, like this guy:
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Caleb Sullivan
They wouldn't, if nobody was there to pick them up. They literally only sail out like a mile and then they get carried to Italy
Dylan Howard
frame perfection is fucking great
Andrew Moore
based human trafficking supporter
Liam Scott
this board is for video games
Brandon Hernandez
>she
Kevin Lewis
Someone that actually speedruns reporting in:
I was in the community since 2013, and it was much smaller and more tight knit back then. It started getting really bad in 2016 when GDQ was already way too big for its own good, and the presidential election happened. The community collectively got more opinionated on everything, everyone started getting way too political about everything, and nowadays it's a mess of a community. It's no longer about the videogames, it's about how much you can 'drag' someone on twitter for clout.
There are still people that are chill in my own little circle of friends, but most of the community is a big cringefest. Not for the reasons you might believe though.
Carter Clark
Or you can write a bot to do it infinitely better on a level that can never be attained by the best speedrunners within a day or two.
TASbot is also a lot more fun to watch.
Gabriel Gomez
I love how assblasted people speedrunning makes you guys. Just look at this thread. Anti-speedrunning autism is far worse than speedrunning autism.
Jordan Wilson
>TASbot is also a lot more fun to watch.
ew
Aaron Allen
i like ZFG
Jayden Mitchell
Speedrunning a game is playing it wrong. It's debasement, it's an insult to the artform, and it's autistic.
Connor Murphy
>It's no longer about the videogames
Then why are games more optimized than ever before, with better resources and relevant content? Why are speedrunners better at their games than ever? Why do games have more runners and competition than ever?
Chase Cruz
I don't normally watch it, but I like the Casual Vs Speedrunner videos on youtube.
David Lopez
Autistic people showing off their mildly impressive yet ultimately useless skills. Also trannies for some reason.
Carter Allen
Cringe and Blue-pilled
Landon Long
>it's an insult to the artform
I can't imagine a non-autist saying this.
Easton Young
But he's right though.
Brandon Nguyen
Lower than weebs.
John Wilson
No it isn't. Devs love it when people speedrun their games.
Hunter James
remember that time chibi sent dick pics to a 17-year-old girl (underage in burgeria) so a guy called his mom and told her about it and she begged him not to press charges and kept saying how severely retarded her son is.
remember how he was dumb enough to actually upload the nudes to his public photobucket account and then someone got ahold of the pictures and mailed two "sexy" calendars: one to his house and another to his mom's workplace.
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Zachary Hernandez
Lincoln Thompson
this might be the most intense case of projection ever recorded
Aaron Mitchell
What’s wrong with eating your boogers?
Xavier Brooks
holy fuck that's based
Jack Roberts
Speedrunning should have seasonal leaderboards with a cap on attempts to prevent 18h-daily-grindmonkeys from stealng all the records from truly skilled players.
Matthew Scott
It's not a bad thing for the game. ANY dev will appreciate the publicity. But skipping 90% of the games content is not how it is supposed to be played. There's absolutely no problem with speedrunning, it's just weird how it managed to become as widespread as it has.
Matthew Peterson
Fast
Noah White
>I swear I'm gonna turn into a psychopath and murder everybody here
Easton Cox
>it's not a bad thing for the game
>devs love seeing people speedrun the game
>there's absolutely no problem with speedrunning
>but it's an insult to the artform
are you on drugs?
Tyler Flores
Don't get me wrong, there are people that just stick to the videogames and don't bother with political shit. There are some genuinely cool people, they just get drowned out.
Benjamin Williams
Does anyone here know about the story of that one DKC speedrunner that got really drunk and "gay raped" a bunch of fuccbois at an SGQ, thus the community decided to remove him from leaderboard (he had a few WRs)?
William Evans
Word. Grindmonkeying is worse than splicing.
Anthony James
Anyone ITT that looks like him? Asking for a friend.
Kevin Russell
n-no
Oliver Nguyen
Nobody's proven him wrong.
Jose Peterson
What about speedrunners who don't have world records, ie. the vast majority of them?
Alexander Martin
>Come on you retards he's clearly holding back his laugh while doing this rant.
Maybe at times yeah but he's absolutely being sincere. If you can't pick up on the actual frustration in his voice, well, you just might have some autism yourself, speedrunner.
Cooper James
Goose is a manipulative sociopath. He's adept at tricking idiots into thinking he's being sincere. That's what manipulative sociopaths do.
Jonathan Wilson
>le normal, slightly off guy i like is secretly a SOCIOPATH! EPIC! JUST LIKE ME!
kill yourself
Juan Baker
I don't know the guy aside from that video so you might be right, but he's not wrong even if he was laughing hysterically throughout the whole clip.
Carson Lopez
He's demonstrably wrong. Most speedrunners don't have world records, don't care about world records, and have careers or are working toward having a career.
Just because Goose wastes his life sitting in his dad's basement picking his nose doesn't mean his projections are reality. It's amazing how easily you've been fooled by him.
Thomas Johnson
>but planning and performing an optimal run actually requires a lot of intelligence
You also need a lot of intelligence to understand Rick and Morty.
Austin Anderson
Adam Ross
It's something I like watching but don't have much interest in participating in. I imagine it would make me hate my favorite game in no time, I would get way too pissed off fucking up a run after 30 minutes in.
Jack Gomez
lol he didnt brush his teeth for 3 years and they rotted out of his mouth.
Jonathan Richardson
>its no longer about games
Found the larper
Wyatt Robinson
>he didnt brush his teeth for 3 years
But why?
Jonathan Anderson
despite an air of "friendliness and compassion", the community is bitter, awful, childish and full of drama
the only community that manages to be worse is the comp smash community, and surprise, there's a huge overlap!
Henry Rivera
This is a goldmine
Ryder Diaz
you're right, no other competitive communities are completely steeped in drama. none at all.
Liam Peterson
Because he was too busy living in his mom's basement
Mason Adams
Something about how ancient people didn't brush their teeth so he doesn't have to or something.
John Harris
Ancient people didnt chug Coke
Parker Martin
ancient people lived to the ripe old age of 25
Ryan Murphy
what exactly is he manipulating people into doing or thinking here?
Isaac Price
>Most speedrunners don't have world records, don't care about world records, and have careers or are working toward having a career.
>Just because Goose wastes his life sitting in his dad's basement picking his nose doesn't mean his projections are reality. It's amazing how easily you've been fooled by him.
t. speedrunner
I'm not manipulated by him one bit, I've just noticed the trend of sweaty Mrs. Doubtfire mentally ill speedrunners throughout the years. It's demonbstrable that the community is fucking horrid and that speedrunning is an enormous waste of time for 99.9% of those who pride themselves on it. Just because they don't care about money or world records doesn't mean it's a worthwhile productive hobby.
Isaiah Gomez
PB's with the dream of WR.
Michael Powell
Or have massive amounts of corn syrup and sugar in everything.
Jeremiah Scott
I spent about 6 months hardcore grinding for a world record neglecting everything else. The logic was that I could get it every day, so at every point I only committed a few more days to it. When I got it, I felt no joy, only relief that it's over. But it's not like I have friends or other hobbies, so I don't really regret it.
Levi Rodriguez
Dumb phoneposter
Christian Martin
>and have careers or are working toward having a career.
How is this related to speedrunning in any single way, user?
Jacob Barnes
imagine your hobby is playing the same game all day every day in the hopes you can get some vague recognition for beating it the fastest
but you never get a world record
that is just as absolutely pathetic as they come
Ryder Turner
he barely mentioned world records. you're missing the point. speedrunners are fucking losers, playing the same game over and over autistically just to say "oh i got to the end 3.7s faster than the other guy! look how good i am!"
Easton Collins
Literally sitting at my PC as we speak, homeboy, but continue the ad hominem. Good luck on shaving a few seconds off that game from the 90s, though!
Logan Watson
I dropped the whole thing and GDQ when they allowed people with Hillary 2016 gear in no problem nothing said and then threw a huge shitfit and kicked the people wearing Trump hats out. Then they tried to defend it as "we just don't want anything political this is a safe space" despite blatantly not being true
Robert Myers
>what are your thoughts on the Speedrunning Community?
Too much fucking trannies.
But it was to be expected from autistic manchildren.
Thomas Smith
Those tranny speedrunners should speedrun their lives, if you know what I mean
Brody Thomas
FPBP
Nathaniel Hernandez
His mom hates him, I wonder if she regrets saving him from going to prison and being a sex offender. Would have finally been rid of him.
Gavin Rodriguez
Wow you suck ass at typing then. Are you ESL or just retarded?
Julian Martin
then you gotta tell everyone your son is a sex offender when they ask what he's up to
it was already bad enough when she had to tell them he was a speedrunner
John Garcia
Nice fantasy. No runners had Clinton shit on, the dude with the hat had already been warned not to do that shit but he just had to be an edgelord MAGA baby
Hudson Long
Sorry, faggot, I don't proofread and pore over every word I type on this anonymous Norwegian canoe making forum like my life depends on it. Do stay deeply invested in it yourself, though.
Also, you still haven't responded on topic to anything I said. I bet you came here in 2016 and still treat every encounter here as an epic troll. In short, kill yourself.
Justin Lee
>pore
Yup he's a shitskin
Owen Collins
I used this gif on someone in a group chat and they shut up immediately
Landon Cruz
man if you think this comic made a point you're a brainlet
Nicholas Cooper
he only misspelled one word, you autistic faggot
Tyler Robinson
I'm sorry I hurt your boyfriend's feelings.
Robert Diaz
they can literally just walk back to mexico
Austin Cook
you wish you had a boyfriend as cute as him.
Asher Barnes
The best thing about Speedruns is the rage and cringe moments.
Jason Edwards
My boyfriend can actually spell so nah.
Oliver Barnes
You're alright
Adam Price
I like the idea of it. The execution not so much.
James Allen
@469080997
Nuh ey cntt
Parker Lee
you don't need to spell when you got big, fat pinga.
Easton White
I think it's an interesting competition that's just taken to an extreme degree. It's neat to see players demonstrate excellent conventional skill at the game amidst all the exploits.
I lived a few streets over from a guy who did runs at GDQs and such. He held some records for Dishonored and BioShock.
Was somewhat acquainted with him and he came over once and demonstrated things he did in HL2 and BioShock to get around stuff. It was surreal to see how differently everything clearly was to him.
Cool guy. Was a law student at my university too.
Joshua Barnes
>what are 100% runs
Luke Adams
100% glitchless *
Xavier Cruz
Meaning the two overlap perfectly over each other?
Dominic Thomas
Dude on the left looks like a total bro.
Noah Gutierrez
Seems like if you don't have all day to play, it's pointless to get interested in it.
Brayden Parker
>brushing your teeth is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with
Jayden Cox
a bro you can have relations with