>2019
>still no good Harry Potter game after Prisoner of Azkaban
what went wrong?
2019
they're still working on that rpg right?
it was all fake user.
Rowling wasn't happy with the level of diversity so she canceled it
>He hasn't taken Merula on her first date yet
What's your excuse?
Who's that ugly boy?
I was too bust dating Penny!
One day I will own this board
based and pennypilled
>Grew up too pretty so they recast her with some greasy halfy abomination
Really berties me botts
She already did once
It was usurped. The witch will rise again.
The people who grew up with the movies realized that the Harry Potter universe is about as dry as JK Rowling's cunt.
Not to worry, user. Artemis Fowl is getting a diversity-approved movie adaptation.
yeah dude someone made an entire game and filmed it with a cheap camera just for a laugh
Anyone playing Wizards Unite? I'm waiting for it to get dark so I can go out with my bike and do the event shit without people around.
>book has a key element the fact that Holly is the first female Recon officer, with root being a sexism red herring who actually wants to drive her to success
>movie casts root as a woman
What genius at work
Merula a slut
For me and my pp
based.
Reminder that your generic bully tsundere is gonna get BLACKED soon
God I want her to step on my balls
source?
Delet immediately
So they actually added it, huh
Guess waifufags can win something
Was there ever any update on that leaked footage?
Well, it's not like they didn't add a shitton of unsubtle references to merufagging along the way.
This is one angry bully.
Did no on else like OotP and HBP? The gameplay wasn't that good but exploring Hogwarts was still pretty comfy.
I think Prisoner of Azkaban was the last game I played.
I have the most nostalgia for Chamber of Secrets though. Just remembering the music and general sense of getting lost around the school.
Rowling has such a big head any time someone proposes anything fun or lore-consistent she probably slaps it down
Unless I really haven't been paying attention the industry finally figured out that tie in games where a money pit and not worth the effort anymore.
>Guess waifufags can win
It was a monkeypaw wish though, because she wants to fuck your brother
She'll have to face reality soon.
The Rowling cycle of attention is getting ever shorter by the year.
Just like Charlie, then Andre, the Jacob, then Snape, then etc.
>Merula
>Methods of Rationality
>Fantastic Beasts 2
where were you when Harry Potter universe was saved?
Harry potter was suppose to be black and he has a 2nd scar on his thigh of the pride flag.
Hermione is a a trans, with an IQ of 3000
Ron is gay
Dumbledore had hardcore sex with Grindle
What went wrong with Harry Potter? J.K Rowling is what went wrong.
MoR is so Reddit that even Reddit can't handle it.
>>Methods of Rationality
Maybe when that dumb motherfucker grasps the difference between Thermodyamics and Quantum mechanics.
I don't follow Rowling on social media, all I know is that fans seem pissed 24/7.
Nothing like le unkempt female hair with le awesome hair streak
Merula snyde? more like merula SNEED
name TWO better fanfictions
this has just been bait to get you to recommend me fanfictions
>reading fanfiction
It's because even the tumblrites finally cottoned on to Rowling's habits
Step 1: release product
Step 2: bask in the attention
Step 3: recognise attention is waning and make some clumsy and progressive "clarification" about the books.
Step 4: Repeat steps 2 and 3 until attention can't be regained, then repeat Step 1
She has absolutely no sincerity
I haven't read that shit in years, and even then that was because I had insomnia.
yes i do have an iq of 105, how can you tell?
Didn't you know that Hermione has chlamydia from an unwarranted sexual encounter with her estranged gay uncle?!
I dunno. Try searching spacebattles creative writing section instead of fanfiction.net and Archive of Our Own.
Don't spoil next years revelation.
You'll have to force her to bump up the fact that Percy knew Pettigrew was Scabbers all along, and blackmailed him for sexual favours. It was blatant subtext, apparently.
Name?
Genevieve Gaunt, I think
Love can bloom and AGP
I do, but am spoofing my location
>what went wrong?
It would be easier to list what went right, because not much went right for the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Top lad
took you long enough
I miss that guy who used to turn up in every thread
Why haven't you read fanfiction yet Yea Forums
pastebin.com
that's pansy parkinson
Graphics look worse than Philosopher's Stone on PS2.
Damn, hits right in the meow meow
graphics are alright but they seriously need to work on those animations
They actually added something like this to the game? Why? How?
There was only one HP fanfiction that I was really invested in way back in the day. Featuring a different outcome to Harry stepping away from Luna under the mistletoe.
It made me realize that the actual romance in Harry Potter was kind of shite by comparison, but I can't remember if it was ever fully finished.
>Making a faggy character like that
>Not making a girl and lezzing off with Merula
Why aren't there any Cursed Child video games?
It would be like Majora's Mask, Yea Forums would love it
purge the M/u/tant
why isn't there a HP game that's Bully but with a Morrowind-tier magical system
Dropped the game beginning of last summer, got tired of it because I was playing legit and refused to spend money. Even if I missed some good events is it worth picking up solely for Merula?
>is it worth picking up solely for Merula?
lol no
>it's an escape the trolley terminator level
It makes so much sense. Even if the story was a carbon copy of Bully with houses in place of cliques and some Draco Malfoy-esque kid in place of Gary it would be great.
Depends how much bullshit you can handle.
lol she cucks you.
Care to elaborate?
Not really.
shes dated two boys so far and starts dating mcs brother in the future
Rowling apparently doesn't like video games and would abhor one she wasn't involved in the writing of
Oh yeah, I remember she was with a Weasley. Who is the other guy?
>source: dude trust me
that was just shitposting from the general, she has her first date with you in the side quest that was released last week if you choose her
>taking shitposting seriously
lmao, what an idiot
What a bitch.
>starts dating mcs brother in the future
What? Is that a shitpost too?
>she has her first date with you in the side quest that was released last week if you choose her
What about that celestial ball thing? That ever happen?
I read a fake HP Deathly Hollows book, PDF, weeks before release. Around Chapter 28 it went full sex scene between Harry and Ginny, thus I dropped that fake fanfiction.
Hell, it may have been from here. To make a nice fake PDF and write enough to punk you 3/4th with fanfiction sex sequence, gotta hand it to the pranksters for doing the long con. Unrelated, I was always more into Luna Lovegood and I knew it was a longshot ending pairing so I was never asspained like Hermione shippers. Hilariously/Sadly Luna's actress hit the wall and is ugly and fat now, she'll die childless because goddamn she is fat.
>What? Is that a shitpost too?
If you seriously believe any of the cuckposting is real, you may be retarded.
>What about that celestial ball thing? That ever happen?
Yes, it did, we have the celestial ball and a date as separate events.
It wasn't announced during E3 so it's deader than Dumbledore.
>the merucuck cope
They realised they can make more money for less effort with a Pokemon Go ripoff.
>we have the celestial ball
And you can take Merula to that too? I sincerely hope it’s not a limited time event
Luna Lovegood's actress, Levanna Lynch. JUST FUCK UP MY GENETICS.
>I sincerely hope it’s not a limited time event
it's a limited time quest but it's not seasonal, it activates whenever you get to a certain point in year 4 and you have a few days to complete it
unless they randomly decide to remove it in the future just like they did with the Weird Sisters' quest and Hagrid's birthday
>And you can take Merula to that too?
Yes
>I sincerely hope it’s not a limited time event
It is in the sense you have a set time to complete it. it unlocks automatically at a certain point in year 4 if I'm not mistaken.
Well I guess it’s time to pick it back up again
Your pusy hurts, user?
You can’t even be evil in this game
Remember when they cared enough to make completely different games for each console, playing to their strengths rather than porting to everything?
When the Merula game is complete, I bet they'll port it to everything at full price without the Wizard energy shite.
>mobile devs putting extra work for something they can't use to sell microtransactions
KEK
Yeah but they can get that sweet $30 all at once from people who might have refused to spend anything on the app.
you underestimate the power of whales, that's nothing compared to having people spending hundreds of dollars on your game each moth
>Micheal Jackson's eyes
Fucking why?
That's strictly Penny's turf
I want to get raped by Ismelda
Do we think the endless Merula fanboyism has had any impact on the continued development of the game itself, or was it always planed?
endless Merula fanboyism was always planned
I think it was always planned, but given their general incompetence the way it ended up getting popular was probably accidental.
Former head writer says they planned it.
Didn’t the first thread start with a suspicious post about Merula being a future cock sleeve, despite nothing in the game then indicating it?
yes, the whole post read like blatant shilling
also it got archived with no replies
Merula a cute!
It was very obviously made by someone who was involved with the development of the game since that post mentioned Tonks and we didn't even know of her existence until the third year.
I won't because fanfictions are inherently garbage. Only shit writers work entirely from someone else's framework like a fanfic "writer" does. It's one thing to take inspiration from the works of Tolkien or Asimov; but to completely rip the universe and characters from one persons work and call yourself a writer is beyond pathetic
You are a retarded faggot comparing apples to oranges if pic is anything to go by. HP is childrens book its aimed at 11 yr old...
>muh karamazovs, stephen king
are u retarded?
Now do comparison with other books aimed at 11 yr olds and it might be worth the space u took on this board with your wall of retarded text
I bet you can't give me five cute facts about Merula
What's the appeal of Merula other than the short hair and eye shadow? She seems like a generic datatable bitch from a dating sim or to a lesser extent harem anime.
Merula's cute dick.
Tsundere bully tomboy.
>She
Short hair != tomboy.
She wears combat boots, loves to fight, and is extremely competitive.
Combat boots you say? Fistfights you say? Please post images that prove this... for a friend haha.
He didn't say fistifght. He said she loves to fight, which is true. MC and Merula duelled several times over the years.
So, does America have a school for Magical people? Do they have contact with Hogwarts?
>by "fight" user means shake a twig around as if conducting an orchestra
Pass. Notify me when a """tomboy""" actually likes to fight.
>goth gf
>slytherin with actual potential to be redeemed
>tomboy bully that can canonically be tickled into submission
Magic fights, here's a pic of her boots and her butt.
>goth
That's Ismelda, Merula is punk.
There are 11 prestigious schools around the world and countless unnamed minor schools. America has one of those prestigious schools, named Ilvermorny.
The closest Merula has gotten to actual fighting is a foodfight.
They haven't been around long enough to have magic.
I don't know shit about Harry Potter,, but I imagine the prevalence and density of wizarding wankers depends highly on whether or not they followed the emigration trends of the muggles around them. Generally the less well off in Europe emigrated to the Americas. Wizards would likely be better off than their muggle peers and therefore there would likely be significantly fewer wizards and witches per capita in the Americas than Europe.
So, she gets redeemed and fights Voldermort, right? She doesn't go all evil just because she is Slytherin, right?
all the other wiz'ds on their engorgio'd sticks(brooms)
better run better fly dis-ap-erate
Post more butt. It's very relevant to the current topic.
Based "No!" poster
She's willing to spend the rest of her life in Azkaban with her parents just to kill her former mentor.
>Wizards would likely be better off than their muggle peers and therefore there would likely be significantly fewer wizards and witches per capita in the Americas than Europe.
True but you have to factor the natives in. If we accept that wizards > non-wizards then the majority of the surviving natives in America would be wizards. There's also the fact that America would have it's own special magical creatures/resources that would draw European wizards
JK Rowling's lore about American wizards is absolutely, jaw-droppingly retarded.
That's assuming they could cope with disease as well or better than muggle natives. Personally, I like the idea of those stuck up wizards relying on magic and inbreeding to maintain magic so much that they are actually more susceptible to non--maggcal calamities than muggles.
And the native discussion breaks down anyone because why the fuck would naties care about hiding magic if they were on the wrong side of a genocide alongside their non-magical fellow natives?
This is a very important topic that has been added to the curriculum of multiple classes. Make sure you study hard!
Was Lovecraft a dark Wizard?
These are very enlightening. Just when I start to think Yea Forums is nothing but a cesspool I find high level discussion like this.
Isn't she from the 80s?
This bitch is old now, even older than Harry Potter and his gang
Nope, just an edgy, racist dweeb.
Just for you my brother.
She's about to be 16 in my game :^)
um sweaty...
lol more like a regular person from a hundred years ago.
Not edgy about his racist views when he was alive.
She became a friend, though not in the mechanical sense, before a traumatic event happened that makes it look like dark times are ahead. Whether the writers stick her on that path for good, or have the sense to allow her to be brought back to a wholesome path remains to be seen. I'm worried to be honest, but she definitely would not fight on Voldy's side, nor is she evil.
>game allows you to take her to the ball and on a date but you can't save her from going down the wrong path
Why would they do that?
I don't think Providence is very hot nor do I think syphilis causes sweating.
Being edgy and racist mutually inclusive. They can be independently true, like in the case of Mr. Lovecraft.
So, why is the evil snake school equivalent the default main school in America? Hell, the main founder was a snake person.
Is Rowling saying Americans are inherently evil?
Because this is a shitty cash grab """game"""
rowling a snob
those from the colonies are beneath her
Go have to go back
>game lets you encourage her to cast a Patronus and she actually does, proving she has a good heart
But sometimes one bad thing is all it takes. I'm holding onto my hopes, just gotta stay strong for the bulli.
God, I just want her to call me a dirty pedo while angrily masturbates me.
Look how cute and happy she looks when she was able to cast an incomplete patronus.
I really hope so.
Seemed cool.
here, take this merula
According to Rowling the American wizard government is basically the KKK who go on muggle hunts for fun.
Merula is pure!
Yes, have you read a history book?
i'm hoping it's just next gen or something but i'm getting worried it's gone for good
I think she really fucked it by writing about ANY foreign schools
she should've had another writer (a man) do a book series set in the US and just allowed him to write it all. I actually wrote up some worldbuilding for one when I was a teenager into fanfiction and stuff that's pretty good
because anything I have been remotely interesting in enough to read a fanfic about turns out to either have nothing or is absolutely awful.
Harry Potter is particularly baffling as despite the sheer number of fanfics not even 0.5% of them are even readable let alone good
Okay, even I have to admit that a bitch getting unapologetically giddy about a personal achievement is adorable af.
>Hell, the main founder was a snake person.
The main founder never even attended Hogwarts. She modeled Ilvermorny based on fairy tale stories she heard of how Hogwarts was like.
>make Japanese wizarding school
>name it MAHOUTOKORO
What in the holy fuck was J.K. thinking? That literally just says MAGIC PLACE. Mahou=magic, tokoro=place. Why didn't she consult with someone who speaks Jap to come up with a better name? That name's bloody retarded.
Remember that one time Yea Forums stickied a Merula thread? Mods were based.
Should at least be Mahou gakkou
Pretty much all the foreign magic schools have retarded Google translate tier names.
>Make a college for technology in Massachusetts
>Name it Massachusetts Institute of Technology
What the fuck was William Barton Rogers thinking? That literally just says MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY. Massachusetts = Massachusetts, Institute = Institute, Technology = Technology. Why didn't he consult with someone who speaks English to come up with a better name? That name's bloody retarded.
I mean, have you seen what she did to Latin with the spell names?
Do you really want one? With the way Rowling is now? Nothing can get pass without her approval.
I mean, they went back to whitemione with Wizardmon Go. Anything is possible.
Dude, MAHOUTOKORO is not "Massachusetts Institute of Technology"-tier. Imagine if Massachusetts Institute of Technology was instead called "Technology Place". It's that level of retarded naming.
You're right. It's more like a community college where the names are more often than not "name of place college".
You guys know how VNs work, right? If you're dating her it's likely the "I liked your brother" thing won't come up at all, and even if it does it will just be an "EHHHHHHHH???" anime-tier joke
Fantastic Beasts 2 was really good but nobody seems to agree with me
>the brother thing won't come up
you just don't know how incompetent JC is
My Immortal
Yea Forums is deluded enough to think a waifu moneydraining game will have a cucking subplot? who is REALLY incompetent here
There already was one with Barnaby and Ismelda.
They're fishing for (You)s. Datamined lines for further story details has Merula saying she admires the main character's brother. Anyone that isn't a gamelet would know that this is because Merula. having been hurt by Rakepick, is angry and wants revenge. Jacob, after being freed, fucked off to find Rakepick to find and beat Rakepick. MC on the other hand, went all timid after the events. That hatred for Rakepick is what Merula admires.
>was an obvious tsundere archetype love interest planned
>when she's on the fucking banner art day one
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>Anyone that isn't a gamelet
anyone who actually plays this shit is a paypig nigger or betamale
It's even more obvious when you take this into account.
Post 'em!
>he doesn't know how to hack the game or use the hacked apks
It was decent but Fantastic Beasts 1 was generally better imho. But it's a good set-up for Fantastic Beasts 3. Looking forward to it.
Goblet of fire was the best harry potter
>tfw wandlet
so, betamale
Ilvermorny
someone post the leaked text where she says she likes your brother
I want to protect that smile.
>wanders into threads he doesn't like and has fits about them
>at the absolute worst, watches someone's screenshots of the game or a youtube playthrough and vicariously living through other people's experiences
>calling others beta
Nah m8.
>9 3/4
user... I'm sorry...
shes smiling at jacob, cuck.
Stop projecting your fetish onto literally everyone you subhuman.
STILL NO FUCKING OLDER MODELS
WHY
wtf is this from?
It outright says smaller wands go to either taller or more powerful wizards though. You should be more concerned that unyielding flexibility is the literal cuckold wand that would betray you for the first better wizard that picked it up.
im not the one that made the game.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It's a story arc where Harry Potter is the anti-christ and Marry Poppins is god.
Older models aren't in the budget. Gotta go make another dancing niffler.
And yet here you are, shoving your shitty fetish everywhere.
BUT YOU CAN HAVE FACIAL HAIR NOW user!
EVEN FOR GIRLS
ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU?
t. backstabbing edgelord
HAHAHAHA
its in the game merucuck.
POTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MY OFFICE, NOW!
>5 minutes later
>he said calmly
You mean like how Charlie is in the game or Diego? Aren't you embarassed that all your shitposts just fall apart when reality presents itself, like when Moody diddled MC, and not Merula?
>Deep in Hogwarts' library, a single Gryffindor boy flips through old year books with nothing better to do after being banned from casting spells outside of class
>One too many charms he learned were immediately applied to his cock, and all
>It's rather boring
>By candlelight, he nearly nods off as he half-attentively reads about who was voted "most inventive spellcaster" of 1980-something
>Until he finds her
>He sits up with attention, need for sleep leaving him as he brings the light in for a closer look
>"Merula" he repeats, shocking himself with how natural the name feels on his tongue
>"Merula!" he shouts, and shoots up to his feet, holding that dusty, ne'er opened graduation tome above his head before shutting it tight, holding it to his chest as he scrambles out of the archives
>He can't possibly keep this to himself
>Someone needs to know
>Everyone needs to know
>Starting with the boys of his dormitory
>Everyone is just starting to settle into bed when the door is shoved open with a hasty kick, cold sweat dripping down the boy's face as he swipes through stiffened pages to the proper one
>Her photo
>Holding it open wide, he points everyone's attention to it, grinning like a madman
>And slowly, wiping the sleep from their own eyes, they all start to understand
>the merucuck cope.
Stop giving retards free (you)s.
>Moody diddled MC
Now this is a shitpost
>he's not up to date
Oh no.
We get it, you have a shitty fetish.
fucking emulate and hack you tard
How gay do you have to be to fantasize about an ugly ass man molesting the MC or anyone other character
The whole franchise books/films wise went to shit post-Azkaban anyways, makes sense it took a nose dive gaming wise, albeit i did enjoy a bit of the Goblet of Fire coop years ago could be not as good as i remember it. At least we have tight witch pussy to make up for it.
Based
moody canonically molests merula after he arrests her parents.
>he doesn't know either
Can I use a staff instead? These wands are super faggy
You can, Moody did. Hell, you can even be inventive and embed a wand in a different object to use it as such, like Hagrid with his umbrella.
Merufags need to make things up to make themselves feel better about being cucked
how do i get to this part in the story or to start the dating process?
>Can I use a staff instead?
Compensating for something user?
>These wands are super faggy
And projecting?
We have winnar!
Speaking of Moody, he actually did show up in this recent chapter.
date penny instead she wont cuck you with your brother.
You are right, instead she will cuck you with the Ravenclaw quidditch team.
The hell is that? Timeturner shit?
You mean hufflepuffs in a "house meeting" that you're not invited to even if you're the hufflepuff prefect.
...
>cuck this cuck that
Harry Potterfags are mentally ill
No, he apparated with the MC.
that's called apparating
Welp, time to find the updated apk for this game then
Damn. I should actually learn the lore and not just shitpost about Merula all day. But what's a better use of my time?
I love Merula!
How exactly do you even get cucked by a fictional character
>Merula is actually a good, chill character
>always drawn and written as some stammering anime waifu
sad
Look at pictures from this year, user.
The results are in.
Thanks user, I'll be jacking off and crying to this for the rest of the night.
>intricancies
Unironically KH has better lore than HP
well how do i get that part? do i need to complete more of year 5?
>tfw only ever played the first two harry potter games on ps1
Yea Forums's waifu
oof
As someone who doesn't know much of anything about Harry Potter lore, I'd probably agree. KH has proven to be completely shit at explaining the nonsense that it puts forth, but it still tries to explain it or plans to. In Harry Potter it seems like a lot of things are just shown to you without much explanation. Why does the world operate like it does? How does it operate like it does? The worldbuliding ends up eating ass because it still focuses around Hogwarts, primarily.
My laptop is a potato, but this time around I’m definitely going to do that or else it’ll be several decades to catch up
>WHAT'S THE FUCKING TAX POLICY ROWLING
Someone post that Meru of the four houses pic about the patronus. It makes my heart boner stiff.
She's a small witch.
I dunno. To an extent I like some of the stuff with how it's handled in Harry Potter. Like magic not really having very concrete explanations. Being inexplicable is great because I've always held the belief that if you can explain how a magic spell works then that's not fucking magic, it's just science.
Jesus christ, they hit gold with this character and she's stuck in a mediocre phone VN.
It was confirmed fake a while back.
I'm not even joking.
Wait, where was it confirmed?
bullshit, there's no way
J.K. saw a straight, white male mentioned in the development plans and had the entire dev team gasses
You mean like Jacob Kowalski and Newt Scamander who both get covered in pussy in her new movies? nigger nigger nigger
this but unironically
Cute!
She's surprisingly appealing with straight hair.
She's appealing with her everyday hair.
She's appealing.
Why did you guys hurt her?
I like how she's the least confident of the date options.
>Implying I would take anyone but Merula
The only one that hurt Penny is you since you took her to the ball and didn't ask her on a date.
>the reason why she was trying to talk you out of asking out your crush was because she didn't think it was her
Oh shit, we got a protagonist here!
>that guy who cheat sheets his patronus
where do i get this? what page?
Hello, I love Penny.
it's on Pottermore.
Yes?
don't let my thread die
i thought you loved me
put benis in vagene
Merubump.
no you were a fotm
Uh, Merulakeks...
Ooops forgot to do this one.
>Implying I give a fuck wheter a japanese mongrel is in love with my gf or not
Merula is mine, that bitch can sit her ass in her common room and seethe all life for all I care.
>never brought up in-game
>london says a lot of Merula and Tulip relationship shit got cut out of the game
He's just talking about his headcanons.
>ywn have a threesome with Merula and Tulip
why live
she's way cuter with the messy hair
Really, while they were okay with Neville getting fit and showing off his junk?
Well Yea Forums?
you look comfy
chad here
>no harry potter anime with merula
*ahem*
Good.
Harry Potter is trash for women.
So, uh, do you have to keep getting new hacked apks when updates release? There's no problem with save persistence?
Nobody uses an apk.
Literally download an emulator and hack yourself a shitload of resources.
>playing a shitty mobile game on a desktop instead of a tablet
>playing a shitty mobile game
Really, you only have yourself to blame for this one, I told him how to make the experience more bearable, not good.
All her post book lore is.
And the stuff in them isn’t exactly stellar
I love her!
>get to detention
>Merula is already there
>spend hours working slowly more closely with each other
>she’s been stealing glances the whole time
>eventually she shyly asks “isn’t professor Snape supposed to be overseeing this? I g-guess we could pick up where we left off yesterday”
>respond with “no, you misheard. It’s actually professor Snap”
>reach up and break her arm
Snap jokes were never funny.
>le ebin croatian maymay
Why are Yea Forums HP threads so based?
Merula Sneed
Off topic threads on Yea Forums are always good. The secret is that Yea Forums is actually a pretty good community of like minded people, but actually discussing games brings out the worst in everyone.
Keep crying skunk hair cunt. Me and my cute HUFFLEPUFF gf have a date to attend.
I bet you can't post a screenshot of it
when can I date Beatrice?
cute
Never.
Based
>all this fucking filler in year 5
>in year 6 we're going to spend weeks babysitting the weasley twins, making friends with 11 year old cedric and playing quidditch while the story barely progresses
I just want this to be over
Is than bonbi?
what?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRGHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHH
>A-ARGH AAAAAAARGH AAAAH
"ARGH!"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Lads, I have a confession to make: I love Merula Snyde.
That is all.
Post you and her on a date.
wtf is wrong with you. how can this ugly thing be bonbi??
The obsession is mutual. It'd be wholesome if it wasn't frustrating.
I'd be okay with it if the filler was fleshing out the original characters, instead of wanking off over familiar faces.
LOWLANDS AWAY ME JOHN
How has no one pointed out that completely fucked hand rotation
>slav school named koldovstvorets
>words "sorcery" and "creator" mashed together
There's periodic Time-Limited Side Quests that pop up every so often, letting you do events like have your friends help you become an animagus, befriend the other animagus at school, have Christmas at school, meet a nice werewolf girl attending school at Halloween, do your OWLs, obtain your Patronus, etc. One of the previous events was the Celestial Ball, and you could take a date to dance with. Your First Date is another TLSQ, and your choice of date at the Celestial Ball TLSQ affects this one, and if you choose differently your Celestial Ball date will express extreme disappointment and rejection at them not being your crush here. Due to some TLSQs in between these two events, some Celestial Ball dates have sworn off dating and thus are unavailable to ask out for the First Date TLSQ.
>Due to some TLSQs in between these two events
They cut the three most unpopular ball dates, let's be real.
Merula!
and yet they still kept the nigger which had like 2% votes in every unofficial polls
Andre is all about dates now.
Quality retort
>the general during the World Cup
Kek, I miss these days.
OotP castle a best.
I'm still waiting for the day when someone rips the environment models and sets up an open world MMORPG.
That's a fucking lie, it's outright stated that Ilvermorny is one of the most muggle-friendly schools and that America basically doesn't have any issues with Pure Blood obsession.
fuck Tonks and fuck teacups
Bonbi!
BOOONNNNBBBBIIIIIIII!!!!
The decoy on a truly bizarre to catch a predator episode.
The nonce turned up in a cowboy outfit and promptly broke into tears
Literally all the lore about the Non-British schools are the worst shit.
Don't get me started on the Durmstrang school. Rowling can't decide if it's Northern Europe or Eastern Europe. She literally says it takes place in Scandinavia, but most of the students have Eastern European Slavic names and in the movie wear Cossack-like uniforms. She later retconned it to Bulgaria but it still raises a lot of questions about how someone like Gellert Grindelwald could attend it. The lack of any Czech or any central Slavic Wizarding lore also bothers me seeing as central Slavic folklore pretty much birthed a lot of modern concepts about magic and Czechia was the centre of Alchemy and shit.
Also the fact there's only one Asian Wizarding School and that's in Japan. Really activates those almonds there.
Harry Potter as a franchise is just extreme missed potential handled by a very historically and geographically ignorant author
>all the Asian wizards that probably hate each other crammed into one area
Could be fun in the hands of someone who did it intentionally
nice
Merula is MADE for BBC
I doubt they have any plans for a Hogwarts Mystery tv adaptation
Yep. But she did it unintentionally and probably thinks there's no tensions between those nations.
It sounds like a hilarious idea if done right tho. I'd adore to see it. I doubt Rowling will do that. Seeing as she ruined Gellert Grindelwald in the newest movie.
Is it this one?
youtube.com
Based "No!" poster.
>bought into the merula hype train when the game came out
>met a girl after merulaposting for a few weeks
>suddenly lost interest
Literally have sex
I want to have sex with Merula but she's not real
Is there "Deh!" version?
Why's this girl not in Witch Trainer Silver?
Dehest dehs deh dehe dehy deh dehie dehs. Deh deh dehing deh deh dehard deh deh dehs deh Dehwarts Dehdemy deh dehey deh dehed dehs deh deh indehable deh deh dehs. Deh deh deh dehy dehery, deh dehs’ deh dehency deh deh dehs deh deh dehment deh indehive deh deh dehial dehs, deh deh deh dehic undehical, deh deh dehtion deh indeh.
Dehs deh deh deh deh deh Dehling dehed deh deh deh Dehlberg dehing deh dehs; deh deh deh deh dehs deh deher deh dehen deh deh deh deh deh deh deht dehthing deh dehbody?deh dehusly dehable deh-dehtion deh deh dehs. Deh Dehry Dehher dehs deh deh anti-Dehtian (deh deh), deh deh’s dehly deh anti-Dehes Dehnd dehs deh dehs deh deh deh, dehty deh dehment. Deh deh dehs deh deh deh deh. Deh, dehfully, deh deh deher deh deh.
>d-deh dehst deh dehs deh deh dehough d-deh
"Deh!"
Deh dehing deh dehful; deh deh deh dehble. Deh deh deh, Deh dehed deh dehry deh deh deher deh deh deh deh, deh dehor deh dehtead deh deh deher "dehed deh dehs."
Deh deh dehing deh deh deh deh deh deh dehry deh deh deh deh dehed. Deh dehed deh deh Deh deh dehed deh deh dehal deh dehs. Deh deh dehlous. Dehling's deh dehs deh dehed deh dehes deh deh dehs deh deh deh deh deh deh deh dehing. Deh Deh deh deh dehish, dehing deh deh Dehry Dehher deh deh deh Dehphen Dehng. Deh deh dehthing deh deh dehect deh, "Deh dehse dehs deh dehing Dehry Dehher deh dehdeh deh dehdeh, deh deh deh deh deher deh deh deh deh deh deh Dehphen Dehng." Deh deh deh deh dehght. Deh deh deh dehing dehic. Deh deh deh "Dehry Dehher" deh deh, deh deh, dehed deh deh Dehphen Dehng.
CLOVERBOYS
>Tonks, Cho and Daphne routes are STILL unfinished
whoever's working on it right now is even lazier than Akabur
HOL UP HOL UP!
WE
DEM
BOYZ
what do Merula's pits taste like
Your waifu not being a shit?
Pure fiction. We made it up
dumb applefag
They are. I almost applied for a previsualization internship at the studio that's making it. 4 of my friends are there working on storyboards and character animation it but because of non-disclosure agreements they can hardly say anything about it.
>phoneposter
>is retarded
We got a winner boys.
I love my wife Merula!
Threads back in flow.
My work here is done.
Clever bastard.
Underrated
I was not aware of this until now and my sides have burst asunder.
Gatsby is trash, Quentin
>Merula thread still going
After all this time?
Always.
"Yes!"
Can I still emulate this and bypass the monetization nonsense?
Yes.
same
ok how
Penny!
Download emulator and download game guardian, then hack in all the resources you want.
Time turner side quest where we travel forward in time and get to meet the whole cast of the main series when?
Why would you want that? The best thing about Hogwarts Mystery besides all the cute girls is that it's almost completely divorced from Harry's story.
Hufflepuff will rise
>Yea Forums was right
I miss having Harry Potter games on PC...
FUCK Penny
except that starting from year 6 it will be back to bottom pic
I would
you still have to endlessly tap classes for hours if you do, not sure it will be worth the effort
I won't
You call that breaking a mans spine?
Is for Beatrice only
We’re wizards, ‘arry
the effort on this is admirable
>even all the books are Deh!
impressive
>what went wrong?
harry potter.
>But sometimes one bad thing is all it takes.
Go home Joker
>Merula, why is your broom wet?
psh
>ywn transfigure yourself into Merula's broom and let her ride you all day
Remember the title, maybe? Anything else?
Yeah there's millions of the things, and maybe ten-twenty that approach "good", at best. They all seem completely dead now, guess the writers moved on, and new readers/writers are busy with another franchise. rip
Don't you lose all sentience and senses when you get transfigured into an inanimate object?
God I'm so fucking hard right now
I don't know if it's ever been fully explained by Rowling
You lose all gender euphoria and become trans
t. JK Rowling
Only ten years later
I just want a Hogwarts that's not shit for exploration. Or at least expand the world a bit further. Let me go into Hogsmeade or Diagon and Knockturne alleys.
You can go to all three in HM.
That's a fucking mobile game, that's pure p2w, with no focus whatsoever on actual exploration.
I want to help the bully
why won't the game let me help the bully
Play with the twins and Cedric instead.
honestly I'd rather have more pranks with Tulip and Tonks at this point
What's Wizards Unite like? Just a copy/paste of Pokemon Go with an HP skin?
yes.
Does she spit in your mouth or you in hers?
Pay her and find out.
If more devs shilled about their characters becoming your personal cocksleeve, then I'd be more likely to play their games.
why not both
Does Merula need her switch?
One World is like MoR but not autistic. Too bad it isn't finished.
the entire harry potter universe has been squandered, it has so much potential but everything outside the main books and movies is just awful
a good open world HP game would make a killing in this era of gaming.
The next image in that set has her spitting, so you pay her to deposit her spit in your mouth.
Can i get the the spit through tongue to tongue delivery?
where's the "lemonade stand" version?
That's for MC only.
I've always wanted a Harry Potter rpg where you can make your own character and have them be in a different house depending on their personality and their spell strengths this fucking sucks that we'll never get it. Also, a huge problem with Harry Potter these days is that they keep fixating on Voldemort and all his death eater shit nobody cares about now that his story is done.
same, this game would be perfect if it wasn't mobile garbage
basDEH
Ahaha holy shit I didn't even notice this at first, that's some decent effort. Damn.
>tfw no cute tomboy gf
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI I WANNA FUCKING DIE
Needs tan lines
Why? She mostly lives by herself. If she wanted to she could sunbathe naked with no consequence unless her aunt stopped by to visit.
What in the goddamn. Holly is one of the FEW "woman rise up" stories that I actually like. Dumbass directors.
cute
Tan lines are hot
Best main theme.
So they actually added dating? nice
What year is it now? have they changed models as they grow up?
>What year is it now?
End of year 5.
>have they changed models as they grow up?
lol
it's not "dating", it's literally just one date
two if you count the ball but that was really fucking short and the game treats it more like a friendly thing
Thats because Dumbledore tells you straight up that the ball isn't a date.
Legitimately a great theme. The third Harry Potter game for the PS2 was kino. God, it was so fucking fun to fly around all over Hogwarts with a broom or Buckbeat. I wish we could get a game like those PS2 games again...
I mean they can't stay the same for 5-7 years, especially with puberty hitting it up.
It's a movie tie-in series. Any licensed games suffer from this cancer unless the IP owner knows what they're doing (90s lucasart, e.g.)
The date was literally your character's and your date's first date, and the previous celestial ball was more a platonic thing, but it factors into here. So we'll see.
As for the models, who knows. It's weird because Penny is the exact same height as her sister Beatrice, who is an 11-year old, four years her junior. Only Bill and Emily Taylor are taller than the other students, but they always have been.
>25 hour old Merula thread
>On Yea Forums
What sorcery is this?
Most powerful witch indeed
Only the most powerful witch can keep a thread up for more than a day on one of the fastest board, she is the best!
It's called WB marketers working around the clock.
god I wish I got paid to post about Merula all day
I'm buying a Meru plushie with all my shillbucks.
Any idea how far along it is?
Merula a cute. A cute!
>the only HP game I played was Prisoner of Azkaban on Gamecube, it was on sale way back when and I couldn't afford much, so I got it
>it was my favorite HP book, and consequently, movie
>ends up being the best HP game
>have a distorted perception of HP games because of it
I'd rather not try the other games because I'd feel they would ruin my nostalgia follr Prisoner of Azkaban
definitely avoid all the games past PoA, but the first ones are good
Fucking hell. This thread is still going?
>still don't have an RPG-MMO game where you can be a Hogwarts student and go to classes, play quidditch, and do fun wizard shit
That trailer for that game got my hopes up, and they were swiftly destroyed not long after.
Almost done
Threadly reminder this is a terrible game, but full of lewd innuendo, wand jokes and hands on hips telling off for making a big mess.
any examples?
Shit like Luna asking you to have a firm grip on your wand, but not too firm, dont want it to discharge too soon. You fuck up and Hermionie sighs at you and theres a line like oh my, what a big mess you made, you were too hasty etc.
It's obviously played for the cashgrab.
Merula
What a great post No500
Good thread, frens
And so begins the slow fall to oblivion.
Hold me Merula.
she does it again
Why didn't Harry end up with Luna or that cute Asian chick?
JK said not long ago that Harry & Luna would have been better together.
I bet one day she'll go full on Lucas and do a rewrite of the books.
after all this time, Yea Forums?
Always.
I seriously hope we at least get some Elseworld type of deal with the inevitable reboot.
The play already dabbled with time travel shenanigans, I expect something like the Star Trek movies where stuff in the past is changed.
Rage, rage, against the dying of the light.
Surely Ginny is rather bland but she serves as a contrast to Harry? I don't know.
Do you honestly want current year Rowling to fuck with the books?
Luna smelled
She had no personality or development with him
According to the people that read the books Ginny is supposed to be some sort of bombshell.
Its going to happen whether we want to or not, she is already heavily involved with the new movies and has been retconing a bunch of shit.
She will be involved whenever Warner Bros decides to reboot the whole thing.
That's not what unyielding means. It literally says that the wand will lose power if not in the hands of the original owner, the person the wand chose.