That kid that played Torture game 3 in computer lab

Got suspended for Pico once.

>that kid who made every desktop and start bar icon a script to shut the computer down in 10 seconds

>that fucking retard that watched porn in class
>didn'teven sit in the last row
I know you probably ended up here so explain yourself right now faggot, what was the point of that, it's not like you could rub one out during the middle of the lesson.

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It was fun though
Wish there was a modern version of this

>entire class plays torture game or counter strike
>teacher shitting his pants and telling the class that he will go to the school director
>entire class laughs at teacher
>teacher bursts into tears and leaves the classroom
fuck you pepi you giant cocksucker, why did you always get the autosniper

>that kid you tricked into going on meatspin
>after turning his volume to max
>everyone in the class already knew about meatspin

>that kid who turned every monitor sideways and the computer illiterate teachers had to call a technician to "fix" it who of course scammed the cluless boomers and charged them a fortune
It was me

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>that kid you tricked into going on the offended page of encyclopedia dramatica

>that kid that was opening pc cases and throwing trash into them

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>that kid who fed the computers delicious soda

>that kid who brought a can of soda into class
>it dropped on the floor and exploded every time

Always sat in the back row, waited until the lesson was over so everyone skipped, retreated into my big ass jacket, only looked on my phone. It still wasn't worth it, but i did it anyway.

yep that was me but instead of soda it was cigarettes

>that kid who was taking his coat off and a weed grinder fell out of his pocket
>he acts oblivious, denies and ignores it
Not the brightest kid

>Robert keeps losing in CS
>Pulls out a hunting knife and start stabbing the computer

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>that kid with one of these who would at least once a day drop it accidentally and shake the classroom with thunderous clanking

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>noy shaking the can like you jerked off to save your life and just leaving it on the counter so some stupid thief fuck takes it and gets dunked on
Precious 70 cents. Priceless laughter and smug satisfaction.

>that kid who walks into empty classrooms, changes the wallpaper to some sort of obscene or pornographic image, puts the computer to sleep and walks out.

>that guy that went to math class with the braless big titted teacher that always had rock hard nipples and some montgomery glands bumps on the shirt and 47% of her cleavage exposed and when she came to help him with something and bend over he could always get a peak of extra boob meat like it's on the verge of some of her areola being visible.

>that kid who sent porno print jobs to computers all around the school

>that kid who did a video game presentation
>that kid who sang songs from anime during music classes

what would you do with the semen?
how did you not get caught?
did you almost get caught?
did stayce ever go ew?

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>that kid who accidentally printed his school shooter manifesto to the wrong printer
Dumbass

My teacher saw me chainsaw the head off and asked if I think it's okay to do that to another human.

>that kid who got done for spreading naked photos of his underage ex

>that kid who brought his age of empires 1 CD to the elementary school and played it on one of the pcs
>that kid who opened the desktop folder of the school pcs via network and copy pasted tons of 1 kb files on them

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>not impaling him through the anus

>that kid who actually deleted system32

Did he died

stickdeath was the go-to for my cohort.

t. boomer

>that kid who paid the nerdy autistic girl to take secret locker room video of all the hot girls changing for gym and swimming for like three weeks and then sold the video to upperclassmen.

>almost did a videogame presentation with horrible image macros
>too many kids took too long so class ended before I could present anything
>dumb foreign sub forgets about it the next day and he moves onto the next thing
A blessed sequence of events.

>tfw jacked off in the middle of my english class under my jacket

>that kid who downloaded porn pics into a "hidden" folder
>it was just a zip file

also did this but in science

Had a guy in my year that desperately tried to find anal sex porn on the library computers. Very specifically anal. I can still remember the look on his face when the vice principal pulled him out of class to talk to him about "What he's been looking up on the computers."

>that 25 year old man who successfully spread nude photos of his underage ex

>that kid who turned the printer into a infine print loop

Good thing the printers jammed after printing 2 pieces of paper otherwise that'd be a problem.

>that kid who stole internet cables

This was the jam

>that kid draws a cock for the hundredth time on linerider

Me and my lads, every computer. Good times

>that kid who made public copys for gta san andreas and hid it in the main access folder
based busta

>that kid who started smoking in the middle of a class

>leave your computer unlocked while you go pick up some documents you printed
>come back to it with the web browser open and various meatspin tabs open
Was funny the first 6 times.

Always sat in the backrow and watched porn in class
Usually really sick shit too

>that kid who snuck into the classroom during recess and poured a whole bottle of juice into the backpack of the kid he hated
I'm not sorry

>Three of us hanging out at a friends house after school, not doing much.
>The friend who owned the house, Jack, gets up to get a drink from the kitchen.
>As soon as he's out of the room, my other friend leaps to the family computer.
>Within 2 seconds, he's made the internet browser homepage meatspin.
>Jumps back to where he was sitting, trying his hardest not to laugh.
>Me and friend start to leave about ten minutes after his dad had come home.
>Walking out the door.
>"JACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY SHIT?!"

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I'm pretty sure I'm the reason why my school started using one of those safe filters. I used to look at titties in the back rows of the computer lab all the fucking time for like a year straight. I was being discreet (at least I remember trying to be discreet) and never got confronted over it, but someone must have started finding the saved search terms and history and cracked down on it.

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What a Great fuckin thread, brought back so many memories

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My black mate used to play porn on his ipod in his pencil case and one day he got caught but the teacher didnt notice porn was playing the whole time

Not as bad as the schools who fell for the apple meme and replaced their entire fucking out of date computer lab with one of those shitty ipad carts

>razor blade down to skull
>dude still lives
then there's trying to spike him right through the very top of the scalp without killing the dude

good times

>that kid was watching porn in class
>new teacher doesn't know this kid is a skitz cunt
>teacher asks him to come to the front of the class and show everyone what he's watching on his phone, hoping to embarrass him
>the kid actually goes up to the front of the class and shows everyone the porn he's watching
>goes through tab by tab
>404 shame not found
>teacher so embarrassed she just asks him to sit back down and acts like nothing happened.
>kid goes back to watching porn on his phone.

that was me

>that one kid who took minecraft to school to play in the computer lab when it was brand new and show it off to everyone

This was 10 fucking years ago and I was 13

based

We didn't have a Minecraft kid but we did have a Dwarf Fortress kid. Teachers thought he was writing code.

>underageb&
MODS

>that kid that downloaded a virus, put it on a usb and ran it on every computer in the school

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what the fuck

>there are posters now that had computers in classrooms as kids
fuck im old

>that kid who brought desktop destroyer on his usb, put it on computers and convinced the teachers there was a virus

>linerider
>ragdoll avalanche
>fucking armagetron
Fuck I wanna go back.

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i graduated early-mid oughts from a poor, rural, midwest town. pre-myspace days. looking back, its mind blowing that pretty much the entire hs student body (~600) knew how to use proxies to get around Bess, every girl lived on IRC 24/7 and knew how to use scripts (even cheerleaders), etc. maybe hs wasn't as bad and the other kids as retarded as i remember.

>My mother just decides to drive up to the school one day and look up porn on one of the library computers
>Shocked that she found porn
>Calls local news about it
>No one never comes
>Library bans her
>Went around telling everyone that she discovered porn at school and had the news investigate and hold a segment on it

Luckily no one found out it was my mom ever aside from a close friend. Fuck you faggots for making me remember this bullshit.

>that kid who banged the MILF teacher's daughter and then the MILF teacher later that year
>claimed he had a threesome with them but it was never proven

Oh I forgot one.
>xiao xiao stickfight videos

death is naught but a social construct.

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The go-to games in my class were Peggle, PvZ and Rush 2049

Everyone competed to get the fastest time on the obstacle course and the most points in stunt mode

I also played Half-Life Opposing Force from start to finish in class

Pretty sure we played Metal Slug coop over LAN too

Good times

>armagetron
>30 man lobbies of pure clusterfuck
>the OG battle royal FFA
>double blind control with WASD and arrow keys just to get inputs in a little faster
fuck you for reminding me

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>that kid who dumped his collection of fanfiction and furry porn on the shared drive

>that kid who brought his spyro the dragon furry fanart into school to scan and upload
>ended up getting bullied and his fanart was ripped up
It's for the best.

>that kid that opened the disc drive and took off the rubber band that pushes the tray out

it was me

>that kid who printed blurry black and white pictures of the scary maze face and taped them up around school

>that kid who put lays chips in the disk drive
What a cunt

What was your mom's problem?

>that kid who made porn out himself to get the cops

>Schools realize kids are just using their Macbooks® to dick off and play flash games and Binding of Isaac all day
>Schools replace the Macbooks® with ipads® so kids won't be able to do that
>Kids just play dumb mobile games all day on their ipads® without even being able to type out papers because writing more than a sentence on an ipad is hell
>Schools replace ipads® with the cheapest Chromebooks® around
>Kids don't even bother using them because it's nothing but garbage shovelware that crashes every two seconds
At least you could fucking type papers on the overpriced Macbooks. Not that it matters since the teachers would still make everyone write papers by hand in a vain hope that it'd help them remember the miscellaneous trash the outdated education system tries pumping into kids heads.

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Guro version when?

>mfw adding the "s" to "https" to get past the big red ACCESS DENIED screen and go to Yea Forums back in 2008

Jokes on you, when I was in 7th grade someone in my class sat down in cum. Turns out the kid that sat there last period rubbed one out and nutted right down into the seat. He ended up getting suspended and getting his ass beat.

It's better to remember, user.

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>That one funny kid that acts like an asshole that gets away with it because people find them funny or go way back with them
>That one dumb kid that is always pissed off that the one kid gets away with being a funny asshole but he can't get away with being a dumb asshole

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>that kid who downloaded linetrap pics from Yea Forums then deleted them but forgot to empty the recycling bin.

based

if you had a phone (this was moto razr days), it was like a competition to see who could have the most fucked screensaver. for the outside screen on the lid, I had a gif of a black dude dunking his nuts in a girls asshole that just looped forever.

custom ringtones were pretty novel at the time, too. there was always a rotating bunch of kids who would hide our phones around the classroom and have people call to interrupt the lesson, sending the teacher searching all over the room to find them all. they were legit hiding spots like exterior window ledges, ac vents, inside computer towers.

i do feel bad about the day when we had a 75yo+ sub looking for the phones and half the class pelted him with various fruits. i think i threw the potato.

>MRW the fat neckbeard got cucked by the mentally retarded guy that shits himself

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>every girl lived on IRC 24/7 and knew how to use scripts (even cheerleaders)

that's bullshit but I believe it

>that kid who killed himself

We always played a 3d tank game that I can't find anymore. Very basic graphics, I think the tanks were red?

what a king

The fact that it was a small town makes me easily believe it. What usually happens is one kid that isn't too popular will show someone that's popular something that nobody else knows how to do on a popular site/location and then they spread it to everyone they possibly can just so they can look like some sort of psychic wizard that knows the secrets of the universe.

>that kid who sucked off some other dude in exchange for his archive of hundreds of pirated Sony Ericsson games
>that kid who shat in the corner of the home cinema room just because he lost a Guitar Hero tournament
all these youth center memories are coming back

and to think in for 6 weeks in 2016, I got paid nearly $5k to load up minecraft on raspberry pi's and just let 14 yo's work at their own pace doing python scripts. 90% of that class just worked in a multiplayer instance and greifed each other spawning in 100x100 tnt blocks that'd hard lock the cpus.

>that kid who got raped by another kid in detention

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>That one 19 year old that dated at 14 year old
>Everyone shit talked them for the age gap but a good chunk of them would've definitely fucked a freshman as well if they could've gotten away with it
>It turns out that the 14 year old is a mentally insane whore

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>>It turns out that the 14 year old is a mentally insane whore
Every time

>that kid who tried looking up cheese pizza on school laptops
he didn't get caught and i didn't rat him out

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>that kid who shat in his crush's backpack and then successfully blamed it on the teacher

That's because it was you m8

>That kid who brought his GBA to school
I don't know how it never got stolen, our school was full of thieves.

>mentally insane
Aw man what a catch
Jealous as heck

Our Comp class played halo CE LAN.

>That kid who got banned for no-clipping

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It wasn't the freak in the sheets kind of insane, it was the kind of insanity where she'd try fucking retarded alcoholic hillbillies and then go on edgy rants about how all men are terrible before going on a monologue about how she should kill herself.

>that kid who always tried to impulse101 and giveall in any game

She got involved in a greencard marriage deprived of attention and dick so she was constently overbearing about everything. Broken households are fun to grownup in.

>That kid who found C&C Generals hidden in the network by someone in the past
>That kid who downloaded and customized MUGEN and played with the computer lab supervisor
He's me

>He's me
No shit. In every one of these posts "that kid" is the poster.

>That kid who got stabbed with a pencil

>be me in high school
>decide one day to jack off in one of the restroom stalls, never did it before
>get my dick hard
>aunt suddenly walks in and calls me, saying she saw me walk in and wanted to ask me something
>remember that at least more than half of the security staff were relatives of mine
>never try to masturbate in the school restaurant ever again for fear of one of them catching me and telling the whole family about it

>retard freshman at lunch time has a pencil
>friend got up to do something
>friend comes back
>friend goes to sit down
>holds pencil up under his ass
it went at least an inch into his leg and he had to go to the hospital lmao

one of my friends had dyslexia so they let him have a laptop during every class, and my dude used to put up lesbian porn for everyone to see because he sat right up front. I remember even the chicks were watching, some of them turned out to be lesbian too a few years later. So strange tho why wasn't anyone ashamed about this shit

Based schizo poster

>reminding me of blender cat

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oh fuck, imagine living in a time when you could show off ~two dozen live 9mm rounds to an entire classroom, then go toss them in the wide, open-top, knee high bathroom trashcan without causing a district wide lockdown.

tldr there was a massive school rival brawl that weekend, everyone had weapons and at least a dozen kids were hospitalized. i snuck my uncles pistol out and forgot to take the bullets out of my backpack before monday.

nothing ever came of it, so i guess none of the ~30 kids that saw me showing them off snitched nor did anyone notice the pile of brass in the trashbag.

what happened to your middle school/high school gaming circle Yea Forums?
seems like mine all moved on to other people and other games. or they became annoying stoners

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I used to have D&D and smash sessions weekly with all my friends since high school before they all moved away

>Those kids who attempted to start a fight club
>In the classroom next to the vice-head's office

I never really had a circle, just two or three seperate friends who didn't know each other and I played 2-player games with. Lost contact with two of him, but I still play shit with the other one and a few of his friends from time to time.

I always flayed this fucker to the bone with the razor.
After some time I got so good at it that he'd be just a skeleton without any skin or muscle, alive too.

My gaming circle were just my close friends. I'm still close friends with some who are coming to my wedding later this year. Some became stoners and I grew apart from them. One got into a committed relationship and basically forgot his friends (us) even existed. One got a dead end job for several years now and claims he's going back to uni or is going to join the fire service. He's been saying this for years now. Another one who I was never close to browsed Yea Forums a bit too much and is now a tranny.
Life is strange desu

>that kid who ran torrents on the school computers back in 2004 when it was still a pretty new thing
not to download anything; but because he thought it was funny how the ENTIRE school internet would crash every time and nobody knew what was going on.

i've cut all contact

>That kid who got a drill showed up his asshole

>that weird 14 year old girl that all the highschoolers wanted to fuck

>that headless deer that was found on school grounds

>that kid who got in over his head with local drugdealers and hung himself from his bedpost

>that gay kid who had soap shoved up his ass in the showers

It was just banter haha

>that kid who was comfortably inbetwern the jock and nerd crowds and friends with everybody.

youtube.com/watch?v=RIz3klPET3o
absolute K I N O G R A P H Y

>that kid that would eat everyones spare change and bills for attention, bring them back a few days later, show off the cool colors from stomach acids, then use them to pay for lunch.
>cafeteria workers are underpaid.

>it's not like you could rub one out during the middle of the lesson.
that's where you're wrong. I put my hand in my pocket and tickled the head of my penis through my pocket and came in my boxers, all while staring the teacher in the face listening to lessons

>that time we exploded a grenade during recess
>that time we snuck into the school building during easter break and stole a bunch of candy from a storage room and played all day in the gym building
>that time we smashed windows and threw stinkbombs at school

We also had periodic battles between different grades, that shit was the best. All the biggest dudes from each class had to be up front and everyone else was behind. People were breaking their noses and shit. Good times

>that kid that jerked off in the back of class with caveman grunts included
madlad later stuck a fork in a power outlet and got zapped. twice

>that kid who tried to make a move on the teacher after class but she was having none of it and he couldn't look her in the eyes for the rest of the year
Just imagine being that kid haha

They're either "that kid" or someone that hated "that kid".

must be nice. i was desensitized so early that i was already regularly fisting my asshole with mint toothpaste before i had a drivers license.

We had to dissolve our D&D group after we broke a table and a coffeemaker.

>that kid who shat in the teacher's bag

>That one kid that kept saying he was straightedge that also grew weed "as a hobby"

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>that time some fucking madman gassed the hallways with pepper spray

>that kid who brought in a nigerian ghost pepper and made a junior kid bite the end off
>the kid broke down crying and it turned into an official incident

>i was already regularly fisting my asshole with mint toothpaste before i had a drivers license
that's gay bro

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A classmate did that but with hentai. Pretty fucking based tbqh

>that kid that walked around in the showers showing everyone how far he could pull his foreskin back

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>that kid who thought it'd be cool to kick a corridor door open with full force, not realizing there was another kid a few years below on the other side of the door
>door knocked him out cold

>That one autistic kid that brought an ipad, a DS, and a laptop to school and played them all at the same time while reading SCP stories
Funnily enough, he probably ended up having the best HS experience out of everyone there.

>that kid who inserted large objects in his anus in an attempt to impress girls

mine moved on to their adult lives and i'm sitting here doing almost nothing everyday and playing games feels good man

>feels good man
Does it?

>that kid who sucked dick for that one shiny charizard card
almost understandable desu

>that one girl who was clearly into you but you were too dumb to realize it until it was too late
what's her name Yea Forums

I literally did this. Except I was the 14yo freshman kid and it was some 3rd/4th year girl getting smacked. I didn't knock her out. The door just hit her in the forehead real hard and I ran away.

I literally have no idea. Have not communicated with any of them in probably a decade. I'm too afraid to look any of them up to see how successful they are compared to me.

please stop I came here to laugh not to feel

>that kid who shat in the urinal several times and never got caught

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>everyone used to lean back in their chairs
>that horror story the teachers spread about the kid who got brain damage from leaning, falling backwards and knocking his head against the table behind him

>That one kid who walked into toilet stalls and pissed all over the floor

>I know you probably ended up here
lmao

yeah, I don't mind being unproductive shit everyday
it's something you begin to enjoy after some time

>that kid who showed everyone how hard he could pee

>that kid who was so desperate for acceptance that he did anything, so we told him to put fingers into his throat and puke in the middle of the class so we get the rest of the class off, and he did

That kid was me but I fell forwards and broke my front teeth instead of getting brain damage, thankfully.

>that kid who showed everyone how to masturbate

she didn't exist

r.sine.com

>being best friends with the kid who was openly offensive but didn’t get away with it
>he tried his best

>in college acting class
>performing monologues from plays or movies of our choosing
>crazy girl comes up
>puts on a collar and cat ears
>performs a monologue from an anime called Cat Planet Cuties
>she's an alien cat girl who crash lands on Earth and is eating sweets while looking for a mate

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was she cute?

>that kid who stabbed someone with a pencil missing the eye for a inch, slashing his forehead and making the kid bleed a lot

>in school know one other kid who browsed Yea Forums
>irl we'd share Yea Forums memes and giggle like retards
>years later find a post in a Yea Forums steam account share thread of his account along with a pic of him crossdressing
>quite obviously him, recognize his house, his face and most importantly recognize his team account
>never mention this to a soul
>never tell him I saw it
>still haunts me to this day

whatever. i've had about a half dozen girls cool with fisting me and calling me fag while dressing up like a sissy. never touched a dude, though.

Degenerate as fuck.

Crazy is an automatic "not cute".

not really. my lifestyle and sex life was 1000x more degenerate when i was a photog touring with musicians.

Dunno, kinda lost touch after i stopped going and eventually dropped out. Still have a couple of 'em on steam, i know one of 'em works at gamestop and isnt doing a whole lot, the other is going to university i think. Feel kinda bad.

torture is a bad thing, autismo

so is murder yet cod sells autismo^2

never had an offline gaming circle, my best friend on steam in middle school became a normalfag that swore off anything japanese

>it's not like you could rub one out during the middle of the lesson
casual

There's a big difference between an action game that contains violence and a torture simulator, retard.

there's a difference between slapstic violence and gun combat especially with today's graphics, shitface

>Torture game 3
>Not playing Buddy Simulator
You're doing it wrong.

Definition of mad lad

>that kid and his friends who started an underage fight club to watch 12 year olds beat each other up for cigarettes under the bridge

>buddy simulator with the teletubby
It was a different time

>That kid who got diarrhea in the middle of class

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>mfw sat in front of teacher and watch porn by putting it in my half open bag
Also, is anyone here didn't jack off in the middle of the class? I was expecting that most of anons here did that.

>that kid who got his nutsack stuck in his zipper and had to go home

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>2003
>be sophmore in HS
>on the verge of dating a hot blonde freshman
>convinced her to come down to my basement room and watch tv with me
>full of spaghetti, too slow to make my move
>she ends up dumping me for some tyrone days later
FUCK

I used to hump my desk really hard until I came, then stained my pants and had to cover it.

>did this, but zipper barely caught my foreskin through my underwear
>muscled through the pain of undoing it and was scared shitless the rest of the day because I think I seriously damaged my dick

I actually remember playing that torture game on the computer lab lmao. Where was this flash game hosted again, heavygames.com? Also pic related is another violent flash game I used to play.

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jE SU s wEp t

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Good times. Never could get into that nip ryona/guro game though.
>that kid who sprayed fire extinguisher into the PCs

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I can't really hang out to them due to where they live, but I see one occasionally in Uni and I'm in good contact with another. Sometimes speak to others based off of news that may interest them.

>Chair and desk are connected by a metal bar so kids can't move around and tip in their chairs.
>Kid tips his whole fucking desk over.
>Nobody feels bad just laugh.

>I used to hump my desk really hard until I came
How the fuck did people not notice?

Turned into a bunch of smelly leftists and I cant stand being around them because all they talk about is cringe normie politics all day
I miss the times when nobody gave a fuck about politics and we could just have fun

There were a bunch of us in high school who played DF, librarians freaked out once told us off for "hacking the school computers".

Protip: Your IT teacher can always see what you're looking at.

>those kids who played Counter-Strike in computer lab because one kid brought a floppy disc with the game on it and installed it on the computers
>ask if I could have it on mine as well
>get told to fuck off because I talk to the teacher a lot

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>CTRL+F
>SOLDAT
0 results
>Liero
0 results
>Elastomania
0 results

The fuck is wrong with you?

>Couple of guys keep laughing about My Lazy Sundays
>Puts it on the computer one day
>Another teacher who happened to be passing through just sits down and watches it intently for a good minute or so
>Doesn't even say anything afterwards
Fun times

>friend sends me a youtube link
>its a review of huge titties sex toy
>my teacher is right behind me as I open it
>tells me to shut off my computer, is visibly dissapointed
>mfw

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why the fuck did you have a potato

bad bait but made me laugh anyways

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>that computer teacher that would challenge the class to beat him in Empire Earth for make up grades

it was cold, I had a jacket on my legs, I was sitting in the back, maybe someone did notice and ignored me

>3rd grade
>desks had walls along the sides so nobody could see beneath your waist
>sit in the back row
>jerk off to the hot teacher every day

>That kid who had such rank farts that the PE teacher tried to make him write an apology note
Wish that wasn't me tbqh

>spam cavalry archers with max speed and range so enemy armies will never ever catch up with you back to kill your archers
>spam bombers with max speed and health so AA doesn't have the time to shoot them down
Those shit can be rage-inducing in multiplayer.

>school slut gets bulled when an ex leaked photos of him fucking her with a popscicle
>slut decides to drop out
>class has a "we'll miss you/plz reconsider" party
>that kid who brings in popscicles for the class to share.

half the class were lame social rejects who missed out on more popular kid gossip and they ate the popscicles unironically while she cried.

she moved down south, turned lesbian, became a stripper and died from heroin od before turning 25.

>that guy who always had the worst silent but deadly farts only in class
Why did it only happen to me?

i showed this to my gf and she freaked out

One of the longtime members of the group turned out to be the hashtag spewing Twitter gay type and he started inviting this fat tranny over. The two of them constantly talked about how oppressed they are and bragged about getting sex toys and shit. It was disgusting so I stopped hanging out with the group as a whole and only talked to select members

what the fuck

it was premeditated. everyone was assigned a different food to bring. it was a banana the week prior.

>went to big ass lan party years ago, before internet became widespread
>lotsa files on shared network
>some dude was just sitting there watching porn for 2 straight days
shit was weird

What nip guro/ryona game

A girl masturbated with a ladle. She had to go to the ER.
Then another girl put "Ladles are for cooking" as her senior quote.
They took away senior quotes because of it. Sad times.
I went through high school a virgin. Still am. Sadder times. One day I will date someone. Probably.

Which one was the HEY EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO super loud one?

Yea Forums.org/v/

Looks like JACK! caught some FLAK!
via funwaa.com

Some one send me a link to this game please

Literally google it, zoomer

why would that make her have to go to the hospital?

>that kid who posted pictures of himself crossdressing online
>picture got discovered and spread around school
>he ended up killing himself

Not computer related though
>Had one of these projectors on class. The ones that were already there before the school was built
>Can't drink or eat during class
>Fuck it, drink apple juice because thirsty
>What do with empty carton?
>See projector
>Idea.bmp
>Open projector, drop empty carton, close projector
>No one notices
>Fast forward 3 months
>Suneo Honekawa faced kid says that he has a great idea on how to cancel class
>Can't be school shooting because yurop
>Dude grabs paper, opens projector, puts paper above the light bulb
>"If there's no light, there's no class"
>Closes projector, gets back to it's seat
>Class goes as usual, half an hour later teacher turns on projector
>15 seconds later smoke starts coming out of the projector
>Open projector
>F I R E .jpg
>270IQ teacher throws projector through the window
>whew, saved
>an hour later
>janitor comes to class, holding my juice carton that i had already forgotten
>Says that the carton started the fire, goes full bad cop demanding to know who put it there
>Suneo craps his pants and takes the blame
>Had to pay a new projector + three weeks of detention

Dunno.
It was all a year ahead of me. Didn't know any of it personally.
Just heard about it from the girls that did. Could have been a wooden one with splinters maybe. Or a metal one with an unknown edge.

>high school "IT" teacher sees all
doubtful. most are helpdesk rejects barely capable of teaching basic html and comptia A+ objectives. I spent several years at an MSP contracted with every public school in the region and no instructor ever had RDP permissions or any other sort of monitoring b/s.

Lost contact with them for about 8 years until a few months ago, turned out they all kept in touch with each other and were genuinely confused as to what happened to me. We picked up right where we left off, it's just like the good old days again.

>that kid who played furcadia in computer class

The day they blocked Newgrounds in class was a pain I hope I never have to feel again.

>tfw music loops because computer can't run them at 30 fps.

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I did realize that she was into me and I was into her but we went our own separate ways after she moved out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>iPads existed when you were in high school
Damn I'm too old for this shit hole

This

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05 here buddy. how about you?

interesting name, was she foreign?

>london grid for learning
I feel sorry for kids who go to school now, apparently it got worse

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>that teacher that tried to pull you back while you were leaning to give you a scare
>clutched desk until teacher gave up
Feels good

>that kid who bit the desk in anger for staying late in detention and proceeds to crap his pants in order to leave
I want to go back

btfo

There was always that one girl that was larger than all the boys and loved Anime.

Busted a couple of nuts to this one

I've met up with a lot of them recently. Half of them are drug dealers and half are doing well.

The exact opposite happened to me actually. She flirted with me and put her head on my shoulder and shit but when I asked her out she suddenly didn’t care. I found out later she just liked to fuck with guys like that from some of her former friends. Wouldn’t surprise me if she’s a lesbian desu

I just thought it'd be funny to set the desktop to porn. Then fuen off the pc for the next class.
>One time someone didn't log out
>go through their google files and replace all their essays and documents with as much hentai as I can find
REMEBER TO LOG OUT FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAH

>The one new kid who came to the school and beat all the cliques into submission

Women are awful. Daring to ask you out. Or jokingly asking you out for their friends.
Some people are just zoo attractions.

well, two years ago, in a LAN party, a 40 year old guy was watching The Sims porn pictures every fucking minute, 24h straight just seeing nude Sim characters

>the faggot that would take these rulers, rub them rapidly against the bottom of their shoe to heat them up then go around pretending to slice people's throats with the hot side then anime running away

>That kid that was making a presentation about hobbies and ends up with: "The ultimate solution is porn" with a picture of a dog fucking a duck
15 years later we still remember that story when we meet

Lily and I still feel terrible about it.

Been here since 2006

youtube.com/watch?v=qUjhls_1YXQ

jesus

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Martha
Sorry, it took me two years to notice

which kid was that, user?
mine was in history

>that kid who replaced the internet explorer icon with a shutdown script

>that really quiet weird girl that one day out of the blue sat next to you on the bus and starts monologuing her life story to you and how her parents fight a lot and beat her older sister and other really wierd and personal shit
Like what the fuck did she want me to do about it? Didn't even knew her name

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Who /Nitrome/ here?

>IT class
>Remove keyboard keys
>put them back on in wrong order
>old teacher sits down later
>cant write shit curses the computer

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>That kid who always had a shit loads of random crap he sold to everyone.
>That kid who tied everyones schoolbag together in a big knot.
>That kid who turned your schoolbag inside out but left all the books in it.
>That kid who would run around during lunch and spit mouthfuls or water at people.
>that kid who shit on the bathroom floor.
>That kid that ate said shit in exchange for money.
>That group of kids that hid in the bathroom to smoke cigarettes.
>That kid who was really good with computers and got around the shitty security to install counter strike for everyone.
>That kid who drank acid in science when the teacher wasn't looking.
>That kid who burned a big pile of magnesium filings and damaged his eyes looking at it
>That kid that ate with his hands at lunch.
>That kid that smelled so bad he made you want to vomit.
>That kid that showed you all the weird fetish porn he found.
>That fat kid who never did P.E. and had a different excuse every week.
>That kid who was two years above you but hung around with people your age.
>That kid who pulled his dick out in class.
>That girl who kept light other girls hair on fire.
>That fat spotty girl who liked anime and had three even more pathetic beta orbiters.
I miss school lads, so many colourful characters

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Teacher here. Caught a kid watching porn, quietly asked him to step outside, told him I wasn't mad with him, but I'd have to report it, he'd have to leave the lesson and I'd call his parents about it. Parents had to come in for a meeting and we all chatted about it and the faggot kid could never look at me again.

None of them play vidya anymore except for one who ended up becoming a weeb with a degree in chemical engineering. We don't talk a lot, but he's cool and I like to keep up with his life.

this was me putting emulators on people's phones

Rebecca.

>sat on the bus alone, right in the front because the back was too rowdy
>listened to music
>once or twice a week she'd sit with me instead of her friends
>one day she asked to share earbuds with me
>heart beating fast, palms unironically sweaty
>tried to pick something she'd like, went with green day
>she said she was a fan
>we talked about music until i had to get off the bus
>she didn't sit next to me again after that

5 years later, in our senior year of high school (small town, everyone went to the same high school), she talked to me about Wes Anderson movies and shit. I entertained the convo but I felt really awkward because she ended up even hotter than I thought she was in middle school. I felt like she was talking down to me because by that point she was out of my league and popular. I sometimes wonder how different my life would be if I picked up on the hint and started dating her prior to beginning high school.

Sophie
I dodged a bullet honestly, she a wiccan or some shit, and everytime I see her now she's high as fuck and going on about rituals and shit.
Her current boyfriend is wanted by the police for questioning about an assault, but know one has seen him in a few months
She's still cute though, I wish I'd at least tapped that wile she was interested

man, who thought schools were a good idea? sometimes im glad i dropped out in 2nd grade.

>two stacies sat in front of me during history class
>both sticking their asses out while leaning on the desk
>could see one's ass and thong clearly
>one day she realized I was looking at her ass
>stuck her butt out so far it was pressing against my knees
it was a good view

I'll do one better
Katherine
She flat out asked me out over AIM and me being an absolute fucking retard panicked and didn't respond. It's ancient history now but it's one of those memories that creep into the back of my mind every now and again.

explain

reminds me of
>high school
>get about 5-10 shitty laptops for kids that suck at taking notes
>the exact same time we get the laptops get a new teacher for math
>blonde, massive fake tits, low cut shirts, writes to the very bottom of the bored so she can crouch like a stripper and show her thong
>it was inevitable but one kid ends up searching MILF porn in her class
>the next day the laptops are locked up and never used again

>that kid who played Madness games during class

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>Typing random word .com into the address bar
>mfw I try Rotten
>mfw I have no face

I don't know
I was too stupid to notice

>have PE directly after lunch
>always start with laps then move onto stretches
>have to clench my asshole as hard as possible not to fart
pic was pretty much me

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90s. School just purchased three or four computers for the lab, friend was a STAR PC technician.
>he actually coded viruses
>he was pirating a Novell LAN system for the PCs
He calls me over and says "check this" - a porno animation of some slut ridding a cock made out of ascii graphics filter for resizing starts to play - soundless, as those old PCs haven´t got a SOUNDBLASTER kit on them.
"someone try to log in without the password, this starts playing. With a soundcard, the program reproduces the girls moans out loud!"
The lab lan system was later abandoned, i heard. I think i know why.

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>That kid that printed out pokegirls in bikinis in the school library

i jerked off in a school bus when going to highschool but not in class sadly

Never heard of that one, what is it?

>that one kid who brought a empty pistol to school and gotten expelled

>tfw cute athletic girl working at your place apparently used to be this girl
>She was fucking huge
Don't know what made her change but fuck every hambeast that couldnt put in the effort she did and cries on the net about nerds not wanting to fuck them.

i somehow had the autistic audacity to play this at an internship

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That was me and my friend.

Just a shock page on ED featuring gore, animal cruelty, snuff, weird disgusting shit and a collage of george w. bush pics.

Alyssia, beautiful sweet girl, psycho mom, lost to tranny muslim mind virus. Chopped her tits off and got the surgery. If I’d been less autistic, I might have been able to stop that.

Monica

I knew a girl like that
>probably 5'8
>THICC as fuck with a hot body
>but horrible acne, dandruff hair, and a unibrow
>loved anime any and all
>to the point where she would roleplay with some other girl in school as a character in her own anime
I remember she had some massive ass titties and rarely wore a bra. Even better she'd stand up in a way that always gave you an upskirt. Those were the days...

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Same story here except she kissed me
Dodged a bullet in retrospect but she had a nice ass

Never had one. I was in a shitty private school where the only things of importance anyone did was farming and fucking eachother.

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That kid was my sister’s boyfriend except that he was in high school and bragging about it in front of my dad who’s terrified of hackers

I STILL barely notice today that girls who are into want you to ask them out in the first interaction with you or else they think you're gay/not interested. Why does it have to be like this?

>tfw you were fully aware of her crush and you too were kinda into her but was too afraid to make a move
Sorry Mary, guess I was too much of a pussy

If you had someone like this, you are normalfaggot and should go back to facebook and r ed dit

>tfw friend pissed me off so i took his backpack and kicked it like a goalkeeper kicks a ball
>unbeknownst to me, he had a yogurt inside
>white cum-like substance spills fucking everywhere

tfw spent 3 days in home for this and player soldier of fortune on my pc

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>Lived in a small cul-de-sac and made a really good friend there
>Moved away and lost contact with him
>Years later join a friends xbox live party
>There's some random guy that he met in a Halo 3 match chatting with him
>Become quite friendly with him
>About a year later we're just talking about places we used to live and he mentions he used to live in the same town I did
>We both start connecting the dots
What are the fucking odds

I had plenty and noticed it but was absolutely certain I was being mocked, so I responded in the most rude and hostile ways. And many of them really were, but apparently 2 were actually genuine

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I remember stealing the balls out of random mice and then they'd have to replace the whole mouse because "This one's busted."

This isn't /rk9/ and besides this site having normals is nothing new.

adriana
>she asks me "who do you like"
>i respond "like music wise"
>'sure'
i may actually be retarded

>that kid who diarrhead in his pants at basketball camp and all the black counselors and white campers made fun of him
>his parents had to pick him up

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>that kid who stole a math textbook off the geometry teacher's shelf and cut out a storage space in the pages, put a speaker with a remote in the cutout, and then put the speaker-book back on the shelf full of identical textbooks
He would blast 2-3 second bursts of Turbo Lover at full volume once a day

did a presentation in school about memes.
sad keanu and yo dawg.
these were the times, before everyone had a Facebook account and nobody even knew what memes were.

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>that kid who ended up locked in a class because he always goes last
>that kid who was left behind on a school trip because nobody told him it's time to leave
I don't know why that kept happening to me

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happened to me once on a school trip to spain
they had to turn around halfway to pick me up lol

>that kid that clicked on every ad in computer lab and got a virus to spread and show big ol titties on every monitor.

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>2005
>go to huge ass 300 person LAN
>admins tell everyone not to torrent shit, really adamant about it
>people just share shit
>look up admin's shared folder
>nearly empty at the start, only read permissions on everything, too
>second day of the LAN
>suddenly it's filled with 200gb of animal porn
>dawn of the final day
>450GB of bestiality
Jesus Christ, I've never seen so much of this shit in one place. Also keep in mind that average HDD sizes were something like 200GB back then.

There was this kid named Stephen in my World History class sophomore year, he would always be nose deep in his Naruto manga whilst rubbing his cock in a "discreet" way.

Hahaha

I was a landwhale in school, there wasn't one.

Are there any good torture/execution games that allow you to hang women?

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We still play Left 4 Dead 2 and fuck with people on Gmod RP servers to this day.

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Aiming for the tits

bang

>that kid who took a fucking key and rammed it into someone's arm
>dragged that shit through his flesh for like 5-10cm
Jesus fucking Christ this shit was fucking horrifying to see as a 14 year old. Fucking albanians.

>nearing end of period when paper is due
>everyone using the same printer
>flood the printing queue with pictures of Mr. T
>nobody can turn their paper in because all that's coming out of the printer is rad photos of Mr. T
>everyone quite visibly upset at this
>me and my friend the only ones amused
>obviously the culprits
>didn't get into trouble

Well this was over before it even started

they made a third?

shoot em in the dick

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Interaction buddy was better.

bang

Fucking Neysa man, she was this 9/10 niggress short stack girl who was way out of my league but she actually liked pale white bois who looked like they were serial killers. I actually got to bone the day me and my friend set us up but still put off hanging out with her a bunch for FUCKING VIDEO GAMES, PAST ME WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WERE YOU THINKING SHE WAS PERFECT, SHE COULD'VE ACTUALLY BEEN YOUR GF YOU FUCKING RETARDED FUCKFACE FAGGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE VIDEO GAMES

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Who wants to join my clan

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>in detention
>friend plays youtube.com/watch?v=I2ko-_rSmgo on his phone
>rando gets in trouble for it
I'm guessing he got expelled for it since he got in a huge argument with the boomer watching over us. Still feel bad for him 8 years down the line

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>The senior girl who flirted with you as a freshman
>Feel alpha as fuck and catch feelings
>Turns out she's just a batshit crazy whore who fucks everyone anyway

I was so stupid

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don't talk about my girlfriend like that
or else

It's honestly weird, I don't miss school because they were the best years of my life or anything, I miss it because of all the weird fucked up characters I had to see everyday and the bizarre and embarrassing teenage shenanigans everyone would get into, I mean we were still mean and ruthless children even in our senior year, being surrounded by a hundreds of different flavors of horny sociopathic teenagers can only be relived in a game of SS13. I wish I was more fearless back then, I knew I would never see any of those faggots again after graduation the first day of my freshman year, but I still tried to make an impression of something I wasn't on people all the time and I seriously regret actually caring about what a bunch of young sociopaths thought of me, but it's all behind me not and I'm sure the only one who remembers all the embarrassing shit that happened to me is me.

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christ, first post already killed her

>that kid who made the screensaver on his chinkshit phone a gif of some niggers tits bouncing
>mfw his phone glitched and wouldn't let him change it ever again

user needs a cool 35

>that kid who died

We should take notes from France who is pushing to ban cellphones in schools entirely

>when the 19 year old gets kicked out a week before graduation because the principal's jealous slut freshman daughter didnt like the idea of one of her slut freshman friends getting more dick than her
You deserved the degree bro, I saved you a seat at graduation. Fuck sluts.

god

Pew

>took web design class for ez credits because i already knew it
>finish projects really quickly and spend the entire period playing Vice City i installed from a remote FTP server i owned but was too obscure to be blocked by school's filter
>install P2P software same method and listen to music all class
>swear this is all i did to this machine
>next year i find this computer is just straight up gone
>ask boomer instructor who teaches all of the computer courses what happened to the missing machine
>tells me it was removed for being "full of viruses"
don't have an image accurate enough for how hard i cringed, i expected better from that guy

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>literally asked me out
>immediately rejected her without hesitation assuming it was an elaborate plan to embarrass me or some shit
Sorry Jenna.

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>be me
>2011
>12 years old
>had a giantess fetish (still have)
>autistic af
>couldbeworse.jpg
>new teacher arrives
>solid 10/10
>HUGE TITS
>insta boner everytime i see her
> a week later
> computer class
> being more auristic than usual
> write a "story" about my teacher
> story is about how my teacher became a giantess with huge tits, and how she started to fuck the students ( two ton neko/ buxom "art" is the closest thing i could find that makes merit to my autistic description)
>save it
> another week later
>teacher finds it
>o shit o fuck
>she rants about it for about an hour
>ask who did it
>everyone start to look at me
>mainly because they found the "story" in the same computer that i always use
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>idea.zip
>blame the black kid next to me who is know to do weird shit
>everyone belives ne
>now everyone bullies this kid even more
>kid commits suicide next year
>mfw

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yeah man ihacked a mainframe and put a virus on a floppy that kept replicating so much the disk got heavier

years old
fuck

A guy in my class started singing some anime song WITH FUCKING BACKGROUND MUSIC AND ALL on the bus during our graduation trip (which is pretty much an excuse to gather a bunch of teenagers in a touristic city so they can get wasted, fool around and have underage sex).
He obviously didn't score and got cucked by one of my friends on the first night.

shit I'm retarded

>af
why are underage twitter niggers so afraid of writing 'fuck'?
why are newfags constantly putting a space after the >?

>that girl who egged me on and flirted with me as a joke
>that time I confessed to her and she friendzoned me
>that time I tried to distance myself from her but she insisted that she wanted to be my friend
>fall for it due to being a dumb horny teenager
>end up orbiting this girl and being a literal cuck watching her kissing other boys for six months straight
haha
haha

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Christine. She literally shook me one day and demanded to know whether or not I liked her. I was too freaked out to answer. Turns out I was gay anyway. Double sorry, Christine.

>he didn't sit behind the IT teacher and learn his supervision patterns + bathroom break times
>he didn't use this knowledge to print copies of a doujin bit by bit in order to sell them to autistic freshmen later
>he didn't make over $100 doing this
God I miss high school.

>had like 6 different girls who were onto me, most of them at the same time
>thought they were making fun of me because I was fat
I peaked in high school and didn't even get to enjoy it.

I always said it as nit-roam and not ny-troam. Honestly I still don't know which is right.

jesus that's a lot of hassle for a hustle. i always had a few kids each week pay me $5 to burn cds for them (obv oldfag). bought those silicone livestrong bracelets for pennies in bulk on ebay and sold tons for a couple bucks each. used to even sell pirate movies that I'd converted to vhs because most kids didn't have dvd then.

>using the urinal at school, 2nd grade
>some kid comes in, goes to the urinal right next to me
>looks over and down at my 7-year-old dick and balls
>shouts at the top of his lungs "WOOOOOOW, YUOR PENUS IS SMALL!!"
>can literally never use urinals again
Thanks, faggot.

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Was this in Washington?

>last year of highschool
>brother and sister in same class as me, we talk a lot
>girl has huge forehead, but otherwise decent face
>she seems to like me, but is just slightly awkward only hangs out with the brother and sometimes one other girl at school
>situation's too weird to ever do something about it
>even at a party for the class I get asked why I'm not dating her, but I just try to ignore it
>didn't even contact her after graduation, would have been a guaranteed score

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At least you boomers didn't have to deal with High School Musical turning everyone into a musical star wannabe.
I had to watch that shit like 20 times in class.

Commiefornia

>tfw I was about to finger the girl sitting next to me but the shitty maths teacher spotted me and called me out
Fuck you, Susan, that was the last time I was so close to a vagina and you blew it.

mausland was another cool site for unique flash games bitd. everything had a trademark style, presentation, music, etc that oozed style for mid '00s. franks adventure, castle cat, etc

>bunch of 12-13 year old retards
>internet goes at the speed of tocino
>find porn on the internet
>instead of saving it to a diskette directly we copy and paste it to a word document and try to save that document to the diskette
>obviously the process is so fucking slow that we get caught
galaxy fucking brain plays, IQ below 300 need not try to comprehend our plan

me and other 3 class nerds going to the sarah pallin page on ED and laughing like dumbfucks a la beavis and butthead "huhuhu, nice, heheheh" when seeing that fake pic with enormous tits

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>That kid who opened command prompt and pretended he was hacking
>The other kids fell for it and were amazed
>It was me

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ICED TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND

Mausland was my first encounter with porn games. Trying to play the games well just to glimpse some boobs and vaginas was an experience.

nope

AAAAAAAAAH I CAN STILL HEAR IT IN MY FUCKING HEAD
FUCK DISNEY AND FUCK MUSICALS

>that one kid who smelled like shit
It was me bros

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I bragged about going into the "dark web" even though I just saw some pages selling guns and drugs that required money to actually access.

>that kid who had five of these on each arm

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>tfw discovered how to do a DDOS ping thanks to ED
>everybody marveling at the cool hackerman shit
>with some help end up shutting down the shitty school's page for the entire afternoon
best day

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We had someone that was fucking obsessed with that fucking movie. T-shirts, jackets, bags, all their notebooks. Fucking everything. And this was mid-way through highschool in Scotland. They were way too old for that shit.

>beavis and butthead reaction sounds to fake nudes in school
my group in a nutshell just looking at the altavista/dogpile/etc text search results for "orgasm" or "nipple"

>that kid that fell for the christianity meme too hard and missed out on all the fun
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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oh yeah I remember having a few of these

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>that one time someone photoshopped a female teacher being gangbanged by the male teachers and stuck it up around the school

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>that one kid who everyone praised as a prodigy because he read books while everyone else was busy playing soccer or some shit and got good grades at shit like history without studying only for him to realize he was actually a retard once he got to college
H-haha I wonder what happened to that kid. He was totally not me.

>that kid who botched up a lab experiment and nearly got everyone exposed to a carcinogen
I understand the japanese now

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>just looked it up just because
LMAO what the fuck. No wonder zoomers turned out retarded.

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>that time the chef kid tried to show the class different pasta types
>mfw he went on google images and typed "pene" instead of penne
>mfw safesearch was off

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I played it at home

>That kid who thought Anonymous was hot shit
>Would spout off We do not forgive, we do not forget-tier comments when arguing with people
I know you're still browsing this god forsaken site you fucking goon.

what'd you do, ping hostname -t? LOIC or some variant?

It was some weird shit.
Everyone and I mean EVERYONE was into that shit. Even the sporty guys who would call you a fag for even mentioning musicals were suddenly singing the songs of that fucking movie and talking about how they were totally Troy while their friend was Chad or some shit like that.
Girls spent every fucking break rehearsing the choreographies after the "Dance Along" version came out and a lot of boys did it too. I think even I learned to do that shit since my sisters watched the first two movies over and over and over.

Yes, yes I am.

>i can still sing half of the HSM 1 & 2 songs at the drop of a hat
the shit you learn in public school.

>be sexually repressed kid from very religious family
>feel bad for fapping even though I'm fapping to my own imagination
>I finally can't control my urges and curiosity anymore and I start looking for the forbidden information
>find out about hentai
>it's literally the best shit ever
>show hentai animation clips to classmates and girls
>not even in perverted way but just from pure enthusiasm and joy
>secretly hope that girls will think I'm a cool mature guy for being so mature and cool about sex stuff

This was in high school I believe. I'm not even cringing to these memories, just baffled. It's like trying to understand dreams.

I didn't bring it up but everyone thought I was into some sort of hacker secret society after they found out I browsed this shithole.

Duke Nukem 3D.

Get on my level.

>not scraping all his skin away

>that kid who committed suicide
>that kid who committed suicide because he was friends with the kid who committed suicide

>some bros and I got the meme masks when these fucks were the hot shit
>used to go around the school wearing them, doing shit like saying "we're hacking this classroom", then turning the lights on/off and fucking off
not sure if anybody besides our autistic asses found that humorous, but we had fun

>>it's literally the best shit ever
Agree, my friend.

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I was that kid that would print the background, delete the shortcuts, then reapply the wallpaper and watch some sucker seethe trying to click on a blank space to open up his Auto CAD.

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>"we're hacking this classroom", then turning the lights on/off and fucking off
I giggled

The final musical number of the first movie will never dissapear from my mind.
I have forgotten the faces of a lot of people I knew when I was a kid and even part of the time I spent with loved ones who passed away years ago but I can still remember the whole fucking song along with the choreography and I wasn't even into that shit.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>that kid who had undiagnosed autism and ended up being 30 year old virgin

Some say he might be in this very thread. I'm that kid.

I graduated in the class of 2012 and from the
>post your DOB/favorite vidya
threads I can say I'm older than 9/10 posters here. You must be posting from a fucking hospice if even the first generation iPads were after your time, gramps.

I remember we had a weird almost intervention for a kid that smelled like shit. We brought it up to the teacher one day while he was absent and she decided to do something about it.

The next day she came in with, I shit you not, about 12 little gift baskets for all the boys that contained axe bodyspray, deodorant, and bodywash. The girls in class said nothing since I guess they were all tired of his smell too
>comes in
>haha what is this? haha we get deodorant and bodyspray? haha who would use that?
>teacher actually assigned someone who hangs out with him to ask if and encourage him to use the stuff

>that kid who put his cum in little perfumes bottles (the one you get as a sample in lingerie magazines) and sprayed it on girls hair

I miss this crazy fucker.

My friends found out I fapped to hentai and asked me to show them some.
I showed them some loli rape from a VN.

>The period I had before lunch had one of those iPad carts in my senior year. They were always disgusting and full of grease/fingerprints. It amazes me that I was about the only one who went to wash his fucking hands before going to lunch. Seeing people touch those nasty things and then eat a hamburger made me physically ill to watch.

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>ywn have quake 3/trackmania lan tournaments in class during the last days of school
>ywn watch the first fail compilations on youtube during IT class while other anons were having IT tests
>ywn experience the hype while watching the latest news of the latest cod with your friends in class
>ywn feel the comfyness of the summer break

suuuuuure you fucking faggot

>"we're hacking this classroom", then turning the lights on/off and fucking off

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>that one kid who had some annoying audio file that supposedly played at a frequency that adults couldn't hear and played it through the entire class
>he also had some ambient mosquito noises or some shit like that
Fuck you, Kevin.

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>he didn't have a classmate who did this
>he didn't compete with his classmates for who could build the coolest house before class ended

>Final year of high school, 17 years old
>Halloween disco at the school
>One of my friends is dressed as a cowboy
>Bought 2 water pistols and filled them up with vodka
>Teachers were none the wiser
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Not him but I entered college in 2012. I've been here since 2008?-2009

>that quiet kid who just slept through class and occasionally joined in for bants
>bullied and excluded from groups in year 10/11 because if you weren't being as social as possible you were weird

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>that kid who brought his fursuit on halloween
>the teachers let him keep it on during lessons because they "admire his creativity"

>those two kids who always dissapeared during lunch and then came back to class high as shit thinking no one would notice

half the kids would just run .py scripts to spawn 100x100 tnt blocks anytime someone made any sort of noticeable progress with building.

>mfw it was the only black kid in a mostly white school

>taking water guns to school
How did they not overreact over that?

Strange Journey has an anime?

>that kid who re enacted the royal rumble with pens
>pens were wrestlers, books were the ring
>the big sharpie was Big Show
>the small pencil was Rey Mysterio
>parents got called to school because I'd get so caught up in it I'd end up doing dream matches while class was ongoing

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>Yea Forums in 2018

I was that kid who shat on High School Musical endlessly then go home and put Push It To The Limit on repeat

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that's cute.

I used pens and pencils as stand-ins for swords and spent class after class having imaginary swordmen duel each other.
It was pretty autistic.

>psych professor gives us a week where we can write anonymous confessions that she'll read out loud
>one kid writes that he's a furry and only gets off to furry porn
>i'm the only other one in class who knows what "furry" means
>feel bad that the kid wont get closure otherwise so i take the bullet and explain
>almost half the class responds with "that's kinda hot"/"i could see myself liking that"
>the very next day i have to explain futanari for the exact same reason
Never send your kid to a school with an art program

Run, bitch! Run!

We don't live in America. Plus they were bright green and clearly plastic.

>that kid who got drunk and pissed on the school gate in front of a security camera

Good thing it was dark and I had a hoodie on desu

I got wasted and puked in front of the entire class and the principal.

Pretty based

thanks, I guess?

Oh, it gets worse
>be into girl
>catch up with her a decade later on facebook
>"so, i gotta be honest, i was into you back in high school"
>"yeah, i was into you too"
>neither of us had any idea
>could have been high school sweethearts

Kill me.

>grade school locker rooms were separated by a thin old plaster wall
>had two benches on each side that stretched the length of the room
>crazy fucker managed to poke a hole in the wall to the other side to spy on the girls
>everyone would take turns looking through it
>high school
>several girls would come out of the locker room and put their shoes on on the gym floor
>they'd bring their knees up to put on the shoes which gave you an upskirt
always felt like one of them knew I was staring, but just didn't care
>touring colleges one time
>guide showing us the green which is deserted since its a shitty art school
>wind blows just hard enough to lift a girls skirt
>i happen to be standing a few feet behind her when it happened
probably how I developed a panty fetish...I miss school

go ram her ass now, retard

I was into her, I strongly suspect today that she was into me, if I or she had made a move, we probably would have been each other's first love, but nope, too beta.

Senior year our physics class got a set of ipads to use for tests to save paper which ended up with everyone just looking up the answers

>Fancy this cute slav girl with massive tits for my whole time at high school
>Get a pirated copy of sims 3 for her
>Add her on facebook and talk all the time
>Think she's not into me
>In year 10 (14/15) she has a massive depressive phase, goes out with a load of sketchy types, basically she has a shit year
>Find out in year 11 that she fancied me in year 10
>could have made her year so much happier
>She asks me to the prom
>I say no for some reason
>Asks me to dance with her at the prom
>I say no for some reason
>Realise too late that I missed out big time, annoy her too much and she blocks me
>Recently added me back on Facebook and shit but now its too late to do anything
I was such a fucking sperg it isn't funny.

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>knew girl was into me but I ignored her because I didn't find her attractive despite her not being fat or ugly
>a few years later puberty strikes and she turns into a 9/10 hottie
>tfw could have been one of those ugly dudes who dates a hot girl because they got together before she was hot if it weren't for my retarded standards

>high school had pentium 3s in 2013
The teachers said it's so students don't play games on them yet we still played Quake, Starcraft, Lightbike, and Touhou.

>connect later and find that out
>still don't hookup
you dun goofed

You had a chance to fix your fuck-up and you made it worse.
You are a fucking retard, user.

Couldn't ever happen to me. I was autistic enough to immediately confess to any girl I had a crush on in secondary school. I'm glad I knocked that off in high school and almost never talked to anybody there.

It's weird that you thought the OP was offended by the game and not just commenting on how cringeworthy the edgelord who played in public was.

>that kid who spit in the teachers trumpet
>that kid who put his pubes on other peoples plates
>that adjacent equuvalent female group that played as a sister organization

Happened to me too
>both raised catholic
>both went to the same church
>she was a senior I was a junior
>she always showed signs of being interested in me would always talk to me and catch up with me in the hall before class
>one day on the way back from a field trip teacher says me and her would make a cute couple
>get on myspace
>teacher said we'd make a cute couple lol that's pretty funny huh? I mean we're alot alike!
>her: yeah that is funny you're like a brother to me!
>ditched that cunt immediately
>years later see her at my college
>she tries talking to me
>just say hi and leave

>that kid who's spanish final project was a 20 min presentation on the historical significance of lowrider cars in mexi-american culture.
>ten minutes of total made up nonsense about hydraulics and nude women painted on hoods, another ten minutes of hittin' switches making my RC six-fo impala dance on the teacher desk while playing a VHS of a lowrider car meet.

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I know

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...Did he watch George Lopez or some shit?

>that kid who did a video game presentation
That's me. I would hit my head against a wall just to forget that
Pretty crazy how the perception of what is and what is not cringey changes with age

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That was a really weird format to post that in. It had nothing to do with a >that kid

>that kid who made his end of the year presentation about guns, memes, and anime

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>pepe
in my school that would be grounds for immediate expulsion

also
>get banned from taking spanish 2 the next year for previous post
>take french instead and sweet talk the fresh 21yo teacher into recreating rap videos for credit

youtube.com/watch?v=WVfSl6_cUx0

yikes what makes people do this, I was a cringy weeb into Miku back in high school but even knew then to not expose it to anyone.

>Pepe being a thing on high school
How young are you?

das some mde "an inconvenient anime" shit

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Lucía
I don't doubt for a second that it would have ended up badly anyway
I'm surprised I'm not the only one

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I'm saying if I ran a school.

Not him but Pepe has been a thing since ~2008 or at least when thats when I remember first seeing it.

Yeah but it didn't become popular outside of this place till a few years ago.

>exploded a grenade
what fucking country do you live in??

feels good man was pretty common fb normie shit by ~2012.

>2012 was seven (7) years ago
i didnt come here to feel

absolute alpha male

Norway dude, we found it in a military training facility. I think it was just a dummy but we acted like it was the real thing and it really did explode though not into small pieces. This was around the time everyone was losing their minds about CoD.

2009 pepes were just 'feels good man'. that pepe is one of the modifieded ones so probably around 2015. now stfu

are you 17?

absolute mad lad

anyone manage to fuck their teachers?

>jacking off in 3rd grade
did you learn it from your brother or something because you can't even get hard at that age

By the time we revealed this to one another, she was (a) across the country and (b) engaged to someone else. They are married and have a kid now.

>nearly every single shot is on the woman
>well after she's died, I come in with a proper headshot
pshh, nuthin personnel... kid

Bang

those were the days

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Alexandra
She used to come and look at me and smile while we were alone but neither of us ever started to talk about anything and eventually she stopped.

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>the religious kid who prayed during lunch

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Imma hit an 18

>had friends in high school but never any bros
>bros were all online
>no more contact with normies but talk to bros daily on TS
Feels good.

Arab girl named Salena. She smelled like shit, now she's pretty fucking hot. Still probably dodged a bullet because fuck sandniggers

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>That argumentative atheist kid who would argue the existantse of god with the RE teacher.
>That super religious kid who told the atheist kid he'd burn in hell for his sins.

>that hyper catholic kid who told all the pokemon/digimon fans that they were going to hell in middle school
>end up going to high school with them
>replace "pokemon fans" with "homosexuals" and repeat
Senior year they smoked weed one time and suddenly god was fake. No idea what became of them in college.

What a fucking legend

There was nobody I wanted to harm more.
Nowadays he doesn't wear them, and there's nobody I want to sodomize more.

>yet at the same time wasn't close friends with anybody
>that kid was me

Emily, 7/10, always thought she was joking with me, even me friends told me that she was interested in me but i didn't believe them, it was too good to be true

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>not becoming the auditor from madness combat

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>That super slutty girl who came from a very religious family.
She used to wear one of those purity ring things to promise to keep yourself until marriage, I dated her from when we were 13-15 and she asked me to cum on it so she could lick it clean.
I'm glad I broke it off with her since she ended up pregnant at 17 and had know idea who the father was, I really dodged a freight train of bullshit there.

me on the right

>tfw got two kids i didn't know at all state test's invalidated and them suspended.

High School was fun times.

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