If Redguards weren't black, Yea Forumsermins wouldn't stop calling them the most 'based' race on Tamriel...

If Redguards weren't black, Yea Forumsermins wouldn't stop calling them the most 'based' race on Tamriel. Change my mind.

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Why do the guards make such a big deal about the curved swords?

They're Nords. They're naturally uncultured, uneducated, and easily impressed by inconsequential things.

No idea, considering that katanas have been used by the Blades for hundreds of years and Imperial sabers were a thing in Morrowind.

BIG

Nords are dumb niggers who are awed by anything more technologically advanced than a stick.
>oh wow look at this cool sword, it's so sharp compared to our nigger swords
>oh damn they have curved swords, my snownigger brain cannot comprehend swords that aren't straight and pointy, and our nigger swords are so poor they aren't even pointy!
>me unga bunga smash, me want axe and club

Redguards are black. A former Beth dev confirmed as such. They just didn't want to call them that bc of all the racial overtones / backlash / controversy of just calling a race "black."

Redguards are basically samurai weaboos with not-Japanese names for weapons and magic and fighting styles, the Northerners dress like Tuaregs and Sub-Sharan Africans with west african names, and Southerners have western names and have a not-Caribbean culture.
Even one of their most famous heroes is literally named Gaiden Shinji.

nords are fucking retards

Redguard lore is mighty similar to persian history, also
>unironically calling fictional races by real world terms
shiggy diggy. redguards aren't black, they're redguards. Carl Johnson is black. Nazeem is a redguard. Coach is black. Nazir is a redguard. Lee is black. Saadia is a redguard.

Redguards existed in TES way before the whole social justice and political correctness overwhelmed gaming and the media at large. They never really had much in common with typical Africans besides their apperance. Perseans maybe or something middle-eastern.

Yeah but have you ever thought about what the girls are like? I just want to walk up to one and say "Konbanwa, m'lady. I have been been admiring you from afar and would like to taste some of that sweet, sweet poon nectar. Oh, that sweet poon nectar, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick." and then you just give in to your lust and rape her.

They've always been the most based.
Fuck elves.
Fuck goblins and orcs.
And most of all fuck the Empire.

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they share nothing with blacks though except their appearance. While nords and imperials have traits of northern and southern europeans. Red Guards are middle eastern if anything, not "black". They just look black for some reason

>most naturally talented warriors in Tamriel
>have inferior skills and special abilities to the Orcs

What did Bathesda mean by this?

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>literally shit elves vs sword singing

>Carl Johnson is black
No, he's a busta. Straight busta.

The Orc berserk ability is far more useful than the Redniggers' stamina regen.

Goddamn, Cyrus is based.

what

I'd still play as a Nord

>Bretons
>Orsimer
>Dunmer
>Argonians
>Bosmer
>Redguards
>Altmer
>Nords
>Imperials
>Khajiit
This literally cannot be argued

Orc's Berserk is better offensively but the -100 Agility is a bit downside defensively, you get staggered and knocked down super easily if you take a hit. Also the fortify fatigue effect from Berserk is a double edged sword, because once you eat through the bonus it just means you're going to lose that much fatigue at the end which can knock you out if you go negative.

The +50 to all of Agility/Endurance/Strength/Speed from the Redguard's Adrenaline Rush is still very strong and there's no downside at all unlike the Orc's power.

There is a downside. You have to be a nigger.

Every race in Elder Scrolls is a nigger except for Altmer.

you have to be an even bigger nigger to use berserk tho

>In this last incarnation, the HoonDing was said to have been either a sword or a crown, or both.
So that's what they meant. I guess the moment Cyrus (a Crown) picked up that sword is when he became the Make Way God.

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lmao at this salty dungmer posting from his pile of rocks in the gray quarter

based af

> OOH OOH AAH AAH ME LIKE ULFRIC! BIG CLUBS GOOD! MAGIC BAD! POINTY EARS WORSE!
nord genocide when

my first play through was with redguard then i switched to nords because their cold immune passive was way too fucking strong with unique fire res armor