YOUVE GOT 5 FREAKIN SECONDS TO NAME ME A DING DANG GOOD 3D PLATFORMER TRAINEE OR YOU AND THIS WHOLE DAMN SQUADRON ARE...

YOUVE GOT 5 FREAKIN SECONDS TO NAME ME A DING DANG GOOD 3D PLATFORMER TRAINEE OR YOU AND THIS WHOLE DAMN SQUADRON ARE GONNA START PUSHIN THE EARTH TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!

5 SECONDS!

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SIR YES SIR! SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY SIR!

I DONT PLAY KIDDIE SHIT! SIR!

Mario 3d land :^)

SIR SUPER MARIO GALAXY IS THE REAL CHOICE SIR

SIR! CROC 2 SIR!

Whatever, man.

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what's a platformer trainee? is that like someone just learning to play mario or something?

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Does this shouting happen in real life too, or this is just in the movies?

Your son's a fag. I know because I pegged him.

It only happens in basic training, and has been massively toned down since the olden days. Most people still have the retarded perception that you get screamed at in the military every day. The OP's imitation isn't too far off, most modern drill sergeants/instructors don't even curse at you anymore.

Gay

*I should probably note I'm only speaking about Western nations. I'm pretty sure most non Western nations will still kick you in the kidneys until you piss blood.

WHERE... THE **PISS** IS YOUR REPORTING STATEMENT TRAINEE ANONYMOUS! DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF YOUR FREAKING FRIENDS?! DO I LOOK LIKE A BABY TO YOU?!!!!

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It's not like soldiers are being sent to die in the trenches anymore (at least American soldiers), the fighting is a lot more indirect.

must have been the air force or navy
ask someone who went to benning or parris island
waaaaay fucking different

Vexx
Disney's The Haunted Mansion
A Hat in Time
Deadcore

Psychonauts

Here ya go Sarg!

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!
YOU MAKE AMERICA PROUD!
MY COUSIN 64 TIMES REMOVED IS ALSO A MARINE, SEMPER FI MY GOOD SIR!
THANK YOU FOR PROTECTING US SIR!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!

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>the fighting is a lot more indirect.
And what exactly happens if the fighting becomes direct again?
>inb4 "that'll never happen lol"

USMC boot is still semi-respectable, at least. Army basic is a fucking joke.

Ive been through Benning.
Yeah, it was absolute ass.
ALPHA 2-58
ALPHATRAZ, NO ESCAPE

SIR TRAINEE WHAT?

please tell me someone gets it

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I dunno uhhhh A hat in time?

Nobody gets it because nobody here actually went into the military

You dont call drill sgts "sir" in the army. Just officers and warrant officers

i did

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OP's pic is the Air Force, brainlet.