YOUVE GOT 5 FREAKIN SECONDS TO NAME ME A DING DANG GOOD 3D PLATFORMER TRAINEE OR YOU AND THIS WHOLE DAMN SQUADRON ARE GONNA START PUSHIN THE EARTH TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
5 SECONDS!
YOUVE GOT 5 FREAKIN SECONDS TO NAME ME A DING DANG GOOD 3D PLATFORMER TRAINEE OR YOU AND THIS WHOLE DAMN SQUADRON ARE...
Gavin Reed
Dominic Garcia
SIR YES SIR! SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY SIR!
Isaiah Jackson
I DONT PLAY KIDDIE SHIT! SIR!
Charles Bennett
Mario 3d land :^)
Noah Foster
SIR SUPER MARIO GALAXY IS THE REAL CHOICE SIR
Brody Thompson
SIR! CROC 2 SIR!
Colton Harris
Whatever, man.
Carson Jackson
what's a platformer trainee? is that like someone just learning to play mario or something?
Zachary Thomas
Does this shouting happen in real life too, or this is just in the movies?
Aiden Price
Your son's a fag. I know because I pegged him.
Julian King
It only happens in basic training, and has been massively toned down since the olden days. Most people still have the retarded perception that you get screamed at in the military every day. The OP's imitation isn't too far off, most modern drill sergeants/instructors don't even curse at you anymore.
Cooper Rodriguez
Gay
Isaiah Brown
*I should probably note I'm only speaking about Western nations. I'm pretty sure most non Western nations will still kick you in the kidneys until you piss blood.
Lincoln Ortiz
WHERE... THE **PISS** IS YOUR REPORTING STATEMENT TRAINEE ANONYMOUS! DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF YOUR FREAKING FRIENDS?! DO I LOOK LIKE A BABY TO YOU?!!!!
Luis Lewis
It's not like soldiers are being sent to die in the trenches anymore (at least American soldiers), the fighting is a lot more indirect.
Christian Morales
must have been the air force or navy
ask someone who went to benning or parris island
waaaaay fucking different
Gavin Baker
Vexx
Disney's The Haunted Mansion
A Hat in Time
Deadcore
Adrian Ward
Psychonauts
Samuel Thomas
Here ya go Sarg!
Jaxson Ross
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!
YOU MAKE AMERICA PROUD!
MY COUSIN 64 TIMES REMOVED IS ALSO A MARINE, SEMPER FI MY GOOD SIR!
THANK YOU FOR PROTECTING US SIR!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
Dominic Brown
>the fighting is a lot more indirect.
And what exactly happens if the fighting becomes direct again?
>inb4 "that'll never happen lol"
USMC boot is still semi-respectable, at least. Army basic is a fucking joke.
Josiah White
Ive been through Benning.
Yeah, it was absolute ass.
ALPHA 2-58
ALPHATRAZ, NO ESCAPE
Angel Foster
SIR TRAINEE WHAT?
please tell me someone gets it
Ian Cox
I dunno uhhhh A hat in time?
Oliver Cooper
Nobody gets it because nobody here actually went into the military
Cameron Bell
You dont call drill sgts "sir" in the army. Just officers and warrant officers
Levi Cooper
i did
Andrew Walker
OP's pic is the Air Force, brainlet.