What the fuck was his problem?

I unironically only got tekken 7 so I could play as shirtless jin

Heihachi did nothing wrong

Don’t forget about how his granddad flat out shoots him in the face in his Tekken
3 ending.

They'll just put Heihachi in flashbacks and make him playable anyway, like Kazumi.

>tucks jacket into pants
>opens up with ewgf
>of course it hits
>does a 70 damage combo
>"power is everything"
no really, what the fuck is his problem

tbf i think he's the only sane person in the family compared to Kazuya and Heihachi

Nah, that would be Lars.

Not with that hairstyle.

Nope.

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Lee was always deep into Mishima craziness, might be even gay for Kazuya.

so he is the son of kazuya and ?

Jun. Was in Tekken 2. Dead in 3. She's also "Unknown" in the Tag games.

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>finally make it into red ranks
>but it's season 2

it still counts right

at the start Lee was whacky and jealous Kazuya rival but now he is cool af.
story wise nothing of that remains except that he is /Team Jin/
im unironically interrested where they go story wise in T8 since its Kazuya vs Jin showdown incomming

ah right. i remeber kazuya doing the suck on her and she dieing ? (now he sucked his grandpa and his wife wtf) had no idea she is the mother.

He apparently had a happy wholesome relationship with his grandpa until his Devil Gene activated and Heihachi proceeded to then attempt to kill him

I think his T7 outfit is supposed to be his version of Asuka's outfit from T5, except it just looks really fucking bizarre.

I don't think they'll have the balls to shelf Heihachi, even if voicing him is a death curse.

Excellent.

>might be even gay for Kazuya.
wtf I love Lee now.

Tell that to Jinpachi and Michelle father.

Watch Tekken 6 story.

Mecha-Heihachi.

Not to mention weird incest scene with your cousin

He got thrown off of a cliff.

I thought Asuka wasn't related?

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NOOOOOO

*f4s you*

*wobbles around*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

This is Jim's girlfriend, Xiaoyu.
Say something nice to her.

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cheapest bitch in the fucking game

she cute

She is Jun's niece, therefore Jin's cousin, but they made Alisa theorize that Jin and Asuka might be siblings instead and Harada made some claim it's complicated. I don't expect any of this to go anywhere but occasional tease.

Who's Jim?

american cousin of jin

the regular version of diablo jim

Jim Gasmama, duh.

Heihachi had yet another kid? No wonder his wife tried to kill him.

Wew I'm still not used to Xiao being this stacked. But then I remember T5, atleast it's reflected ingame now. Now that I think where are our flat chest reps?

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What the fuck is Tekken's story past grandpa being a dick then dad turning out to be a dick too twist?

She's cute and I like her anime endings in T3 and 5.

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At least she requires some practice and is pretty hard to use.

That's literally it, Mishimas were dicks, Hachijos were devils and vanquishers of dicks, Kazamas are supposedly here to calm the devil. Everyone else just got tangled up in the mess of old feuds, ancient evil, corporations and modern weapon development.

He just wanted to defeat Azazel

Jim Kazuya and his evil twin rival Diablo Jim are the main characters of Street Fighter

Not Jinpachi before getting possessed
He trusted Azazel into ruining the word to awaken him, due to his dumb belief that getting rid of him will free him, which off course failed

That's the robots girlfriend

World and all of its people

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f4

>What the fuck was his problem?
He's not King

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Prologue:
>Heihachi marries childhood friend, Kazumi Hachijo
>They have a child, Kazuya
>The Hachijo clan turns out to be a clan of assassins, and Kazumi was sent to kill Heihachi because the Mishima family has done lots of evil shit and they predict Heihachi is going to as well
>Heihachi kills his Kazumi
>Kazuya grows up in the knowledge that Heihachi killed his mother
>Heihachi thinks "oh shit this boy will kill me when he grows up"
>Heihachi throws Kazuya down a cliff where he presumably dies
>devil awakens, saves kazuya from dying

Tekken 1
>King of Iron Fist Tournament (KOIFT)
>Kazuya comes back and participates in KOIFT
>gets to final stage, beats heihachi
>throws heihachi off a cliff
>Kazuya is now the boss of the Mishima Zaibatsu, the company that hosted the KOIFT
>heihachi survives because he's a badass

Tekken 2
>Kazuya hosts KOIFT 2
>Heihachi participates, reaches final stage, beats kazuya, throws kazuya off same cliff
>Kazuya presumed to be dead
>Heihachi now leader of Zaibatsu again

In the meantime, Kazuya and a certain Jun Kazama had a child, but Kazuya abandoned Jun when she was pregnant

Tekken 3
>20 year timeskip
>Jin is adult now, trained in martial arts by Jun
>evil monster "Ogre" awakens in accordance to prophecy, presumably kills Jun
>Jin runs away to his uncle heihachi, who teaches him how to fight Mishima Karate ("Mishima-Style Ryu")
>Heihachi knows Jin is the child of Kazuya
>Heihachi does KOIFT 3 to find a person who is able to take down Ogre
>Jin advances in tournament, beats Heihachi
>kills Ogre
>Heihachi has his men gun down Jin because Heihachi think he'll try to kill him too because of the devil genes inside him he inherited from kazuya
>Jin's devil awakens, beats the shit out of the entire crew, slams heihachi through a wall and down three stories to create a hole to fly away through
>Heihachi survives because he's a badass

to be continued

>loved T3 Jin
>now to play as that I need to play as Devil Jin with his gay ass wings

>jin used to have laser scraper, hellsweep and kazuyas hellsweep out of jump

>Grandpa is a professional asshole
>Grandma is a demon
>Dad is a professional asshole demon
>Mom is dead
>Fueled by nothing but his absolute hatred for the Mashima bloodline, intent on ending it beyond himself

cont.

Tekken 4:
>Kazuya's corpse was retained by the rival of Zaibatsu, "G-Corp"
>Zaibatsu starts "hostile takeover" of g-corp by sending in men to shoot up the place
>Kazuya intervenes by slapping the shit out of the grunts
>Heihachi hosts KOIFT 4 to lure out Kazuya
>Jin learnt normal Karate in Australia
>learnt of KOIFT 4 hosted by Zaibatsu
>thinks "I'll take down those fuckers"
>advances in tournament
>gets shot by tranq gun and chained in a temple, "Honmaru"
>Kazuya advances through tournament, beats heihachi
>Demands to be taken to Jin
>Heihachi takes him to Honmaru
>Kazuya uses devil powers to wake up the unsconscious Jin
>Jin wakes up, instantly breaks the chains like a chad and beats the shit out of Kazuya
>Heihachi tries to defeat Jin now that he's weakened
>Jin beats the shit out of Heihachi
>about to kill Heihachi when he has a vision of his mom that makes him not kill Heihachi
>sprouts black wings from devil form, flies away

At this point there are pretty much no timeskips anymore. Tekken 5 starts right at the point where Tekken 4 ends

Tekken 5
>G-Corp retaliates against Zaibatsu's attack by launching a bunch of "JACK" combat robots into Honmaru
>Kazuya and Heihachi beat up a bunch of them
>Kazuya betrays Heihachi and throws them under a pile of JACKs
>becomes devil and flies away
>Heihachi is blown up by a suicider JACK
>gets blown 500km away
>survives a point-blank bomb to the face because he's a badass
>someone hosts KOIFT 5
>Jin, Heihachi and Kazuya enter to find out who
>Jinpachi, Heihachi's father, was chained underneath Honmaru
>possessed by vengeful demon spirit
>is set free now and boss of Zaibatsu because Heihachi and Kazuya are presumed dead
>Jin advances through tournament, beats up Kaz and Hei on the way through
>Kills Jinpachi
>Becomes boss of Zaibatsu

to be continued

SIUUUUUUUUU

His family was full of assholes and he wanted to stop them and control the Devil Gene.

WHO THE FUCK IS STEVE'S FATHER

I'M TIRED OF THESE JOKE ENDINGS

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cont.

Tekken 6
>Jin seeking a way to get rid of devil gene
>find out about Azazel
>declares Zaibatsu an autonomous country and uses the company resources to start world war 3
>negative energy of billions of people fucking dying unleashes Azazel
>Some guy named Lars who is apparently the son of Heihachi and a swedish hooker builds up a resistance group against Zaibatsu within Zaibatsu soldiers, the "Tekken Force".
>Lars and his built robot waifu Alisa do a bunch of tomfoolery until they reach Jin
>Jin turns Alisa against Lars because she is programmed to be Jin's servant robot
>Lars kicks the shit out of Alisa, then kicks the shit out of Jin
>They go to Egypt
>Kazuya tries to kill Jin
>gets his shit kicked in by Lars instead
>Jin turns into Devil and kills Azazel
>gets swallowed by a pile of sand

There's genuinely just not that much that actually happens in T6. The story is extremely short and 99% of the campaign is filler.

to be continued

Wasn't it said he was an experiment with Nina's genes? So there might not be a father.

I really hate what they've done to Jack. He used to look so fucking cool now he's a joke with those retarded proportions and lines everywhere.

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BOOOO

back in Tekken 4 I figured it was Paul or Lee

because Jack was not always a goofy looking robot no sir.

Hwoarang > Jin

Hell no he wasn't.

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cont.

Tekken 7
>Jin is missing so Heihachi steps back into Zaibatsu as boss
>kills 20 or so of his men to establish dominance first
>hires claudio, an exorcist from italy, to help him exorcise demon from Kazuya
>uses Nina Williams, hired assassin currently in service of Zaibatsu, to track down Jin
>miserably fails, Jin is now part of the resistance
>Heihachi gets ambushed by Akuma from Street Fighter
>Why? "Kazumi saved my life once and she asked me to kill you, I was merely waiting for you to get stronger"
>they fight to a draw, Heihachi presumed dead
>Akuma goes to Kazuya
>Heihachi comes back from the dead because he's a badass
>orders orbital laser cannon strike on G-Corp building (because in the meantime Kazuya has become the boss of G-Corp)
>Kazuya and Akuma presumed dead
>Kazuya survived in devil form, uses laser to shoot down satellite and make it fall on Tokyo
>Heihachi is pissed off, tells some journo faggot (the narrator) the prologue story
>Goes to active volcano to fight to the death with Kazuya
>youtube.com/watch?v=KmmTzhEZzEM
>Heihachi beats the shit out of Kazuya who turns into a demon and beats the shit out of Heihachi
>Heihachi survives because he's a badass
>turns on super saiyan blue flame badass mode
>beats the shit out of Kazuya
>is completely exhausted, so is Kazuya
>they "fight" by throwing weak punches at eachother for hours
>Kazuya eventually has a vision of Heihachi from when Kaz was a kid and Heihachi attempted to kill him by throwing him into a volcano
>Musters all reserve strength, puts out one final punch against Heihachi's chest, that finally kills him
>Takes Heihachi's corpse, throws it into a stream of Lava
>Akuma shows up, tries to kill Kazuya
>The two fight to a draw, big explosion
>it's unknown who survives, if any
>Jin standing on a rooftop with the rest of the resistance crew
>"It's all on me. The devil's blood runs through my veins, so it's up to me to kill Kazuya"

And that's where we are now.

Devil Heihachi, alternatively, they just aknowledge he is dead so Hachi has a halo on his head.

I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be Heihachi, the research was on his orders after all. Or Dr. Bosconovitch.

who the fuck wrote this

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>the meantime, Kazuya and a certain Jun Kazama had a child, but Kazuya abandoned Jun when she was pregnant
Kazuya described Jun as a kind and mysterious, her role was to save Kazuya (who needed to be in the tournament he himself hosted) from his inner evil, she was unsuccesful but left Kazuya distracted and out of shape, which Heihachi took advantage of and when Jun was pregnant Kazuya was already in the volcano since half of his devil self tried to attack her and Jin.

I did

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>7's story mode

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that's old lore. the devil gene was retconned from a spiritual thing into genetics so now Jin really only is a Devil because he's a distant descendant of the Hachijo clan

Ah yes Tekken 6, the point where everything went wrong with this story.

Jin is literally Ozymandias

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ty user now i know the story

don't slander Jinpachi like that. Everything bad can be traced to Heihachi and him giving a demonspawn the dick.

Heihachi did nothing wrong

Jin stopping Devil Kazuya, what else?

He even looks like Satan in DDS2.

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T5 really

It's going to be a mess if Harada ignores that since T3 intro m.youtube.com/watch?v=IsvtUxEFQaU at the end shows Devil Half Infecting him, in T4 the other Devil half of Kazuya wanted to reclaim his missing part, but Jin Kazama blood interrupted the process and Kazuya took over Devil.

>>Heihachi gets ambushed by Akuma from Street Fighter
I don't know why but this is the part that made me finally go what the fuck

Or they’ll give Jin an Omen Stance and enable him to use Heihachi’s move.

Jinpachi was still the one to found Mishima Zaibatsu, you think Hachijos would take interest in the family if their huge corporation wasn't making them a potential threat to the world?

Maybe if Jin was intelligent and well written this would be true.

It did ruined Paul, but the other stuff was ok.

Jinpachi didn't like violence or warfare though

At least Noctis and Negan aren't relevant to the story mode, can you imagine?

Robo-Heihachi will have Heihachi's moveset
They'll fold D.Jin's moveset into Jin's somehow since he can control it now

youtube.com/watch?v=nLUvatL2p5o

Time travel

>want to kill Heihachi because his family is evil
> make them more evil by having a literal demonbaby with him

Maybe not large-scale like his son, but one doesn't get to found a huge conglomerate without stepping on many toes and breaking many heads to keep their position.

Paul is Leo's father.

Jinpachi was honor incarnate. They wanted him dead because his dick was too huge and it made them feel inadequate.

She tried to fix it, but hired Akuma of all people, who waited literal decades to get on it.

Why aren't you playing Lars?

Because I'm playing Geese.

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>Didn't attack Heihachi when he slept because she slept with him
>Hired Akuma to kill them, when he shows far far later after the world was ruined by Jin
>Doesn't know about Jin and fails to murder Heihachi and Kazuya

>trusting Akuma to actually kill someone

Who thought adding this fucker to tekken was a good idea?

why the fuck would i play lars

It's not the first time we had a comfy discussion about Jin:

me

When you look at it, her choices were very limited as Heihachi is just too strong for most fighters, he was only ever defeated by his family.

A smart and most awesome person.

not his fault he inherited the devil gene from kazuya

I get few opportunities to blurt on about Tekken's story so thanks for giving me one

Apparently he did not inherited it normally, it was Devil Kazuya half that left Kazuya lifeless body and searched and infected him

>implying jin wasn't edgy enough without the devil gene

youtube.com/watch?v=HmcpsBwUGFo

This is Jin's boyfriend, Hwoarang.
Say something nice to him.

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jack 7 has the most homo looking face i have ever seen in any medium ever. just look at those lips and that jawline. GIGAGAy

Go away Hwao, he's just not into you and you need to let it go.

God where the fuck is tekken 8 gonna go now? They can't possibly bring back Heihachi right?
But knowing Harada, Heihachi will survive in some unknown way because that motherfucker is unkillable

>Harada
>caring about the story
The man stopped giving a fuck ages ago, now it all just feels like fanfiction

I still don't know what the fuck is going on with that outfit, there's just so much happening

/fa/ as fuck

Why the fuck do you have so many plus frame moves, fuck you

Yeah, just look at Paul and Eddy Gordo plot directions.

they better offed heihachi for good. have some balls. the old mans times is up.

Heihachi will survive but he's mute now.

the voice actor died aswell, let heihachi go harada

My guess is they'll bring back Angel with a mix of Heihachi and her Tag2 moveset

I miss serious Paul so much, before the whole 'strongest man in the universe' nonsense
>won't be able to hear his 'SORYA' any more in new Tekkens
It still hurts

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That's not her cousin Asuka

Heihachi was my dad's favourite character and now they're both dead
I know you're right but it's hard to just outright say yes

>i don't seek forgiveness from those who are about to die
ow

fuck off kazuya
heihachi will return and fuck you up

You left out the best parts

>While fighting Akuma, Kazuya goes devil form which Heihachi secretly broadcasts to the entire world
>Public goes "wtf I hate Kazuya now"
>Kazuya responds by immedietely lasering the satellite, which crashes into a town
>Public goes "wtf I hate Heihachi now"

>Heihachi thinking "oh shit my wife was a devil, is my son one too?
>Decides the best way to find out is to throw him off a cliff
>If he lives, he is a devil, if he dies, eh whatever

Dr. Bosconovitch will make a robot Heihachi, but it will not be able to speak, just use prerecorded sounds during a fight.

So is it confirmed that both Street Fighter and Tekken are in the same Universe?

>I still don't know what the fuck is going on with that outfit, there's just so much happening
Makes perfect sense for Hwoarang then.

That didn't stop them the first time. Every time Heihachi survives getting murdered, his VA dies as a sacrifice.

Yes, also Naruto. Just don't think about it.

and Fatal Fury, Final Fantasy and The Walking Dead

>Kazuya responds by immedietely lasering the satellite, which crashes into a town
>Public goes "wtf I hate Heihachi now"
I still don't get what the fuck was going on in this whole sequence

Is hwoarang a top or bottom?

The public probably didn't know why satellite went down, just that it belonged to Heihachi and killed their families.

>thirsting after that Jin dick
>begging him to fight him constantly
He's 100% a bottom

So half of Tekken's story is just Father and son throwing each other off cliffs?

Yes. At first they tried playing some catch, but couldn't find the ball.

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Sometimes they get strapped onto a rocket and launched into space too.

Not only that even Spawn, Zelda and Xenosaga as they appeared in Soul Calibur where Heihachi goes to back in time and SC Yoshimitsu is Tekken one ancestor.

>Jin dabbed before it became a thing

Reminder that Xiaoyu traveled back in time to throw Kazuya off a cliff.

cute... CUTE!

>comfy
even though everyone was shitting on him

Alisa was literally dabbing in SFxT

they're not even the same ethnicity

EXCELLENT

Dabbing is a Kamen Rider thing

Way back in the early 80s

>her cousin

What's the kill count of Shun Goku Satsu again?
Gouken survived, Gen survived, who else?

His mom went missing because she was attacked by an ancient aztec warrior
His grandfather shot him in the fucking head to steal his blood and combine it with the aztec warrior's blood so he can be young again or gain immortality or something
His dad comes back and only wants to steal his son's devil gene to become more powerful
He had to kill his ressurected great grandfather to stop him from destroying the world
He started a war after taking over his grandfather's company to draw out the ancient evil that would eventually destroy the world and became the enemy of everyone
His dad is also a huge cunt

>my bloodline was a mistake
>my dad and grandpa are awful people
>how do i solve this
>i know, i will become an awful person too
uh
puberty was awesome for her

Bison

literally everyone has survived the raging demon besides akuma's teacher.

>now faint a thousand comas

bye dad