The Great Debate continues

>Old Lara is a non-character
Fucking zoomer, scram.
NuLara is a full-blown Nathan Drake rip-off only way fucking worse, whiny as fuck and "hates tombs" (her words).
NuRaider literally took a giant steamy shit on the old games and old Lara's character.
No surprise considering it's written by trannies like yourself.

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>Nathan Drake rip-off
Lol I knew you were a boomer but this is dementia

>non-argument
What a surprise. How is she different from Nate in anyway?

Welcome to Shadow of the Tomb Raider

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Rise Lara for me

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>smaller tits make you happier?
Yes. I have small hands and weak wrists. I don't lift anything heaveier than a coffee cup in my day to day and I'm not compromising my twink bod by fondling some huge knockers and accidentally gaining a muscle.

kek

Rise Lara

Tomb Raider 2 Lara will always be the best.
Fuck zoomers, fuck feminists and especially fuck americans.

Why don't you post that another few times you retarded same-fag, we get it. You like Rise Lara

It's not like you made an effort to defend old hag lara from the non-character thing, just deflected to Nu-Lara like a loser lmao.
>Muh femIndiana Jones
I never played Uncringed but Nate is probably less emotionally vulnerable, whiny and most of all sexually abusable than Lara.

>It's not like you made an effort to defend old hag lara from the non-character thing
Here you go, bitch

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>Likes NuRaider but calls Uncharted "Uncringed"
>Also "I never played it"
Lmao this makes zero sense, NuRaider is 1000x more cringey than Uncharted

>"I can do this, daddy"
>shitface nuLara a character at all
retarded zoomer.

The first point is pretty much the same for both except in 2013 TR her ship got wrecked and which forced her to survive in a hostile environment

GotL or Anniversary

Yeah except it was in a tropical paradise for 2-3 days with tons of people to help her meanwhile Old Lara was stranded in the fucking Himalayan mountains for 2 weeks and survived on her own. NuLara is a gigantic pussy throughout her entire series.

>Which Lara is best Lara?
There is no debate. They all good, deppelganger included, until you get to the stupid nobody on the right.
At lest the image had the decency to leave out the rise/shadow shitface main "character"

>Help
Mostly they just got fucked and needed her help

Even worse, and further proves my accusation that she is a Nathan Drake rip-off.

I think Temple of Osiris is the perfect balance between classic and new

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>best version
>Rise Lara

The fuck is your problem sperg?

>character has a backstory and the game has cutscenes where we see her do stuff and interact with people
>people act as if she didn't have a character until the modern games
What's wrong with people, she is more of a character than most other famous characters.

>Nathan Drake is the only character to ever help people
Kek the metal gymnastics of old hag lara's cucks are insane

>What's the best Tomb Raider game for some ryona fapping?
I guess the recent trilogy, but it's not tomb raider, so it's either one or the other
Also nuLara porn is bestiality and not ryona

>Called out for same-fagging
>"What is your problem sperg!"

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>Never gives up
Oh reeaally? Then where is she? Huh? I'm listening
>Greentext
>Greentext

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>"I'm gonna claim you are using mental gymnastics without actually explaining myself"
Grow up you fuckin zoomer, NuLara is fucking shit and a disgrace to the old games.
If you were old enough to have played them maybe you would understand that.

Keep howling you insane retard

Well hopefully the true Lara will return now that Shadow bombed and everyone knows that NuRaider fuckin sucks

Take a pill user, no need to get so upset.

ironically enough the current one is the one without a character and only exist as an objection to the real deal, made by people who only know the original through meme for people who only get to know thing through meme

>What's wrong with people
Don't pay attention to them, it's just 1 or 2 same-fags who are rampantly defending the assassination of an iconic vidya character.
If you are rational then you know that NuLara is dog- ahem I mean horse-shit.

god, she is ugly

Keep projecting insane retard

It's gonna be okay user, just calm down

Imagine thinking being 40+ and bragging about whiteknighting for 5 polygon mary sue waifu is something to be proud of
I actually played the old TR games except one because they cost like 1 dollar now,. I just don't get why you would be attached to old Lara as a character or new the new one for that matter, new one is simply hotter

Not that user but you're obviously pissed because someone called out nuLara for the dumpster fire that she is.

>Shadow bombed
Nice headcanon loser
Also, if anything bombed hard as fuck it's old TR. It's never returning

>spending 2 weeks alone in Himalayas changed her life forever but fighting mummy dog people crossbreads that shoot balls of blood out of their hands and mouth, giant dinos, a mutated person that can fly and a giant gross disembodied head with psychic powers just a year before didn't

>new one is simply hotter
Yeah maybe to a 12 year old, which I'm convinced you are. She has uglier proportions and on top of that her personality is insufferable.
You are either under-age or just flat out queer.

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Whatever helps you sleep at night

True, and she looks nice with the Adam Jensen preorder

For me, it's AoD Lara.

Okay sweetie go back to swallowing those pills the shrink gave you

>Not that user
Yes im sure an insane faggot that shits himself and spergs out about samefags isn't behind this post

Old had Lara looks like she underwent multuple surgeries and is just a disgusting bimbo but she also has this "muh mommyyyy :3" aura that manchildren like you absolutely need but which is not a real thing which is why you will remain a virgin forever

>implying the Agent 47 suit isn't better

Your weird ass assumptions aren't reality though, if anything that is some projection right there.
By your logic you must be gay or a pedophile if you like the smaller tits/almost child like scared personality of nuLara.
You are one sick fuck user, no wonder you are scared of real women.

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>Gets told to take a pill
>"Take pills user!"
Woah you really turned that around on me like an expert, nice one genius

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>"an insane faggot that shits himself and spergs out"
Imagine being this pissed, get a grip homie

47 suit is for 47 only. No one else is worthy to wear it, you must have a big albino cock to wear it.

There isn't a single real woman like Old Hag Lara, she was designed for pubescent children back when devs realized that this is the true demographic for video games like that

but Lara in a suit is hot

Where is this from?

Fair enough. But also she looks hot in anything she wears.

>There isn't a single real woman like Old Hag Lara
Maybe not in your basement lmao, if you really think that women with figures like Old Lara's don't exist then I genuinely feel sorry for you

>There isn't a single real woman like Old Hag Lara
Oh I forgot, this is what real women look like right?

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1, 5, 6, and 8 counting left to right.
I really appreciate how the shirt is stretched out by her breasts.

>new one is simply hotter
ahahahahahahaahhaaha

Anniversary

>that truckload of buzzwords and meme in your post
>underwent multuple surgeries
^"hot people do not exist! delete! delete!"
>bimbo
you don't know the meaning of the word
> "muh mommyyyy :3" aura that manchildren like
wrong and hilarious said by a nuLara apologist
> you will remain a virgin forever
resetera/tombraiderforums confirmed

>There isn't a single real woman like Old Hag Lara, she was designed for pubescent children back when devs realized that this is the true demographic for video games like that
>"by the power of resetera.... HISTORY CHANGE!!!!!!!!"
being this mad ad facts....

For me it's underworld Lara

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all of them, I just wish nuLara had big tits

Best Lara in worst game, and yet it's still my favourite TR because of what it could've been

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>Underworld's DLCs are Microsoft exclusives
>Need an Xbox to play as best girl
For shame

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I feel you user. I just beat Underworld once again a couple days ago and I'm pretty pissed that I can't play the damn DLC.

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the hell are you talking about

based taste

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No, but Lara in a fancy dress is hot

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>wish nuLara had big tits
she would still had bad upper body, bad clothes, shitface, generic bow, retarded personality, annoying voice and godawful games

AoD is my favourite TR game too, desu.

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I always hated how she doesn't put on any shoes when she fucks up the dress.
You're climbing buidlings and having firefights with the fecking Yakuza, Lara. I like the eye candy but you might stub your toe

>I really appreciate how the shirt is stretched out by her breasts.
A man of taste, I see

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She wasn't dealing with the average outdoor terrain in the Japan level, all smooth concrete hence the reason bare-foot makes actual sense in this level. (she had heels at the beginning though which were boner inducing)
She is also bare-foot in the gym levels in the earlier games too, just a foot note

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Also not to mention the first level of Underworld, bare-feet goodness.

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Certainly not nuLara to say the least.
I don't think she can even be called Lara Croft.

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>There isn't a single real woman like Old Hag Lara
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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for me ? It's horse Lara

The model from Rise, with the outfit and characterisation from the first four games.

Be careful what you wish for.
The Rise model in OG Lara's outfit is about as ugly as you'd expect, considering her weird ass proportions in comparison to old Lara

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Legends & Underworld Lara = BEST LARA

Forgot pic.

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Basically a dwarf.

After hearing about that "female DLC character" rumor, do you think she might be in?
She's a videogame icon after all, and more "lady vidya" than Chun-Li.

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Never gonna happen, the queers who own the franchise right now would never let it happen in a million years

Hopefully not, she's too good for smelly smashfaggots.

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doppelganger spin-off when?

She was playable in the dlc for Underworld but nothing more sadly

Nu Lara is best. Old one looks like a tranny

Looks like a tranny holy shit

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You're in-denial. Look at these shoulders user, that's a man baby

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I like how she gets more beautiful and muscular with every game

Oh shit....

and fat/uglier

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Isn't that the island from U4?

Yeah, they basically ripped it off just the rest of the game.
It's funny because the original Uncharted was a take on Tomb Raider with some distinct changes, then Tomb Raider just full blown ripped off Uncharted with the new trilogy.

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Wait, so is that genuinely a nu-Raider pic? I thought it was fanmade, an Uncharted picture with Lara photoshopped in. If that's not the case then it's even more hilarious

Yeah lmao it's real. Here's a shot from the final release that I just found on youtube moments ago, full blown rip-off of the cliff level in Uncharted 4

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TR1

Jesus Chirst that's surreal.

Thought so. You realize she was stranded on the Himalayas 7 years before TR1 takes place and not
>just a year before
right?

Ever seen a professional climber?
youtu.be/dEzTMwXfVro
youtu.be/5AsdNgkaNyM
Now add the weight of the gear and the guns. Realistically she should be on roids.

I thought you were talking about the levels in TR2

>tfw boomer
>tfw thread reminded me of this shit
youtube.com/watch?v=S142hUBCk-4

>muh realism
you realize we are talking about Tomb Raider right? Take your realism SHIT and shove it up your fat-ass

That was Nepal

>fat/uglier
I dunno something compels me to wrestle this Lara in bed and hold her down while I drill her asshole.

I guess the plane crash bit threw me off since she got stranded there as well. In what game did that happen?

Then go to your chink mmo with neko warriors in swimsuit armor, INCEL.

Actually it was Tibet in 2, which isn't too far from the Himalayas or Nepal but that isn't what her lore is referencing. That was when she was younger and has nothing to do with her time spent in Tibet in 2.
Nepal was in Legend, which also is a similar back-story where the plane crashes and she as a young girl somehow survives being stranded, still slightly different from the og story though

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None. It's her backstory and the reason she abandoned aristocracy and became a tomb raider. iirc it might be mentioned in some of the manuals. It's what inspired the Legends Lara backstory with her mum going to Avalon
Huh, must've thought of either that or U2

Idk what you're on about, but you can take your queer tranny shit and scram.
Go shit up another iconic character and leave Lara alone.
You're probably just some ugly skank anyway who is upset that old Lara was actually good looking.

Plane crash happened at the beginning of Legend, it's similar to what happened to her in the og games but also different.
In fact, I gotta go brush up on her og lore, it's been a while.

I never played past TR3 something about the level structure and how you just pick the location to go next just always struck me the wrong way. I only played the first 5 levels of TR4 too.

I can't blame you. 4 and Chronicles kinda sucked compared to the first 3, and AoD had too many control/technical problems.
I liked the LAU trilogy though.

4 is best core game.

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And thus, in a couple paragraphs they completely outdid what NuLara has tried to do over the course of 3 full games.

I enjoyed 2 the most

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I got AoD along with my PS2 actually and it was among my favorite TRs (but again, I had only finished TR1 & 2 lol) and was shocked to find out that most people actually hated it

Classic Lara was 3 parts sexy, scary and 90's CGI ugly all in one somehow. Sometimes she was fine as fuck, other times she had a babboon face and a 5head.

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2 was definitely the most kino.
>tfw accidentally finding the 2 dinos and rocket launcher in the first fucking level

The Great Wall was god-tier, especially returning to it later in the game.
The whole game is made up of amazing levels, I still can't believe I ever beat it as a kid considering how complex some of them were but god was it ever satisfying. It still is every time I replay it.

>I enjoyed 2 the most

This fucking opera house level though

Lol I'll give you that, even after beating it multiple times that shit is still confusing.

damn

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>blue eyes

Huh, interesting.

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The worst thing is often
>walk into room
>*pap pap pap offscreen
>losing health like a mother fucker
>fuck where is he
>RAUGH RAUGH RAUGH RAUGH
>oh cool dogs as well
>*does jumping backflip to get away
>*land
>Lara is immediatly crushed by hanging sandbag

wew such an improved sequel

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unironically Angel of Darkness

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>nothin personal kid

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I wonder how many Trump voters worked on the game

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does the GOG version of AoD have decent controller support? I want to finally play the game so I'm wondering which is the best version.

We here at Eidos Montreal do not employ NAZIS

Her and AoD are a godsend on this bleak earth

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Why were all the men hideous steroid neandertals?

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Italians

bitch where are the triangular tits

Good question, they kinda scared me as a kid though

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CRYSTAL DYNAMIC'D

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I can't believe idiots still get genuinely mad at that joke throwaway line.

Drake is witty whereas Lara is permanently serious, he does not care about his bloodshed at all whereas Lara swings from "RAAAAA DIE YEW BASTURDS" and "omg I just killed a man", Drake never cries or wimpers, and he always keeps an upbeat attitude to reflect the tone of the game.

You haven't played any Uncharted game and it shows. They're much better than the Tomb Raider reboots and the classics and the middle trilogy.

it's funny because that group photo of Avengers looks like those shops where they put the same face on every person

>implying Legend version is not among the best

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>"It was a joke line"
>"She never jokes she is permanently serious"
Well which is it dumbass?

would still look like shit

how much work do you guys think it would be to make a halfway-decent Tomb Raider clone?
could even do away with the voice acting to save on money

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best answer

>black widow.png
>not prince charming.png
You had one job user.

I'm not sure if you're retarded or something but a serious character can say something they genuinely believe and the humor comes from a fact that the audience is aware of, such as TOMB RAIDER is the name of the game. It's a fourth wall joke. Do you get it?

This guy started on a Tomb Raider 2 remake but I don't think it will ever be finished.
You can download the first level though and it's honestly fucking amazing
tombraider-dox.com/

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>disgusting monkey
barely looks like a female

I don't know about "halfway decent", but this garbage churned a profit.

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He's working on Croft Manor AFAIK
twitter.com/Nicobass_DOX

Then there's freakraider who's working on adapting AoD to UE4
twitter.com/realfreakraider

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>more beautiful with every game
TR13 : she is mediocre
Rise : she is ugly and short
Shadow : she looks like she has down syndrome
Also the body keep getting worse

Doesn't change the fact that it's a shit fucking joke and completely contrary to her character.
And she's still just a worse version of Nathan Drake, her not making quips every second doesn't change that.

Damn I didn't know he was still working on it. This man is doing a better job then the people who actually own the franchise

>>muh realism
>you realize we are talking about Tomb Raider right? Take your realism SHIT and shove it up your fat-ass
This.
>at least those climber look like females unlike nuLara
>Then go to your chink mmo with neko warriors in swimsuit armor, INCEL.
Found the tombraiderforums/resetra reject, ill equipped for human interaction outside of his circlejerk of retards.

>it's a shit fucking joke and completely contrary to her character.
It's a okay joke, you're just obsessing over it like a loon. It's not contrary to her character in the moment she says it considering she's cover in mud and blood and exhausted 'n' shiet. The line is cathartic, she very clearly deep down loves tombs by the way she talks about artifacts and architecture in them. Plus, you know, how she sets off to find more after the end of the game.
>And she's still just a worse version of Nathan Drake
Her character is completely contrary to Drake. You're confusing the gameplay being an Uncharted clone for NuLara being a Drake clone. They're really opposite characters. She loves the history while Drake is mostly in it for the treasure, Drake jokes in the face of danger while Lara literally reminds herself She Can Do This, and Drake never struggles with surviving a harsh and hateful environment like Lara has to. You're an idiot with no arguments at all.

I liked it but I found the Egypt-only setting a bit repetitive

nu-lara sucks

do a nuLara with the same amount of polygons and she would look like the dunwich horror

>old Lara
>sexy to well put-together confident chads because she is confident and capable
>nuLara
>sexy to loser waifu fags who would like to caress her hair
you people will argue about anything

You're looking to deep into it faggot, the games as a whole are full blown rip offs of Uncharted in both story and gameplay. Rise's story is almost exactly the same as Uncharted 2, down to the flashback at the beginning. Lara's character arc is almost spot on the same as Drake's only while being "more serious" as you're so hell bent on pointing out.
So yeah I guess you actually are right, she is like a Nate Drake without any enjoyable qualities, just the fucking annoying "I'm a hero" and "I gotta keep going" bullshit.

How badly her feet smell in those hiking boots haha!

maybe it's an edit. I don't remember the original image having blue eyes

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>tombraiderforums
What's wrong with that place, it's great to lear about the different games' cut content and such

Treasure hunting is bad in any medium if it's not campy. That's why nuTR sucks and why Uncharted could be much better.

The one that has bowling balls for tits!

Thank you.

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Lara Croft, more like Clara Soft

stop mocking us! I have a friend like that!

It's basically resetera 2.0

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>Treasure hunting is bad in any medium if it's not campy.
That's bullshit. You're bullshit. I bet you think "campy" means anything that's not deadly serious. Indiana Jones is not campy, it's lighthearted. Even then there's tons of good tonally dark literature with a quest to hunt some loot.

outside of the meme?

Huh. By the context, that must be on nu-Lara's section of the forums. Whenever I go there to learn more about AoD's tons of cut and hidden content I only see people shiting on the new games, they pretty much act like most threads in here go by

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>running from a rolling boulder isn't campy as fuck
come on now
campy doesn't mean "weird and kinda bad on purpose", it means "exaggerated for dramatic effect"

fite me

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>This man is doing a better job then the people who actually own the franchise
one person > many npcs
are you really surprised?

nulara is not a Drake clone. It's female drake, but ugly and without charm and personality

Twin tails/twin braids are disgusting. She looks like a parody of a schoolgirl.

>more polygons than TR1, 2 or 3
>worse definition somehow

lovecraftian as fuck!

I've always hated this shit.
Best Lara is the one you like the most. There isn't an objective best Lara.

That's two more character traits than old Lara had. Piss off you retarded zoomer.

I'm pretty sure a similar warning was in the first game and they do it because they're portraying indigenous peoples which can be a very touchy subject.

>1 post means everyone there has the same opinions
Based retard.
Keep posting this image in every thread you make though, you obsessed faggot. Maybe someday it will become true,

This wasn't in TR2013 or the definitive edition.

Do you count suits, shills, and board members as "workers"?

I'm not a zoomer, mongoloid. Go back to resetera where pedophilia and liking shit like nuLara is encouraged

>muh relativism
There is Lara, a well defined and iconic character, and then there is the retarded nuLara, who isn't Lara (or a character at all).

>I'm not a zoomer
You're a literal zoomer and were a little kid when TR first release. Piss off you absolute fucking faggot cunt.

can we talk about the games? pacific island levels in 3 are underrated

>trying to prove that nuLara has any kind of personality
>the argumenti is shitface and I can do this
nice try retard.

Classic Lara is literally only iconic because of her boobs, nothing else. She wasn't an actual character.

Maria Doria in 2 is GOATEST fucking KINO I have ever experienced in a game. Start to finish. Such a long stretch of the game but all killer. Just thinking about it makes me wanna replay TR2 but then I remember the opera level and that's some confusing shit that's still giving me trouble.

I'm not you fucking retard.

Based. I fucking hate TR2 but Maria Doria is my favourite level and it's great.

false
nice projection, zoom zoom.
zoomer doesn't mean "anyone who disagree with me"
you lacked the age of consent when you played nuRaider shit and you probably lack the age of consent now, accessing this site

i beat the maria doria levels over a couple months, it was a real slog but it felt epic too, 2 is like a marathon. i like 1 the most then 3

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I don't even like nu raider games, I only played the 2012 one and it was garbage.
I just fucking hate retarded zoomer nostalgia fags like you who think THING I LIKED WHEN KID = GOOD

Fucking kill yourself, old Lara was a terrible character and you only liked her because she gave you erections when you were 10. Retarded ass shitposting zoomer faggot. Retards like you ruin every single TR thread.

>Unless you are gay
Sure she isn't the turbo stacy as in the last ones. But I would still fuck the shit out of her

I'm most of all impressed by how they built the entire Wreck level around having the ship upside down. And it's atmospheric as fuck. People don't give the technology at display in classic TR enough credit. Like they will cream their pants about how Symphony of the Night still manages to function as a game upside down, but TR did it with an intricate 3D space. It's some mind-bending stuff.

Normally I post pictures of Keeley Hawes in these threads but I'm very busy today. I'd appreciate it if someone else took over my role today. Thank you.

>You're gay if you feel attracted to a woman with woman features
Only on a TR thread on Yea Forums it is possible to write something this dumb. Never change.

>Classic Lara is literally only iconic because of her boobs, nothing else. She wasn't an actual character.
Nice history rewriting, Anita.
Now try again with knowledge basd on facts, leaving resetera meme out.

>no argument
>muh anita muh resetera
kek what a retard

i was 5 when i played so i didn't even notice her boobs but i thought she was just like a cool tough lady, i had seen Indiana jones i think so

Well if you have the option to go for either old Lara or nuLara and you pick nuLara, then yeah you are probably a closeted fag

This thread makes me wanna rewatch Relic Hunter or at least have a quick fap.

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>when a clear ripoff has more soul than anything related to tomb raider these days

but uncharted feels even more on rails than nu tr does. like the climbingnin tr does feel easy but you can still fail jumps and grabs, the rope and climbing axes give things some spice. i only played uncharted 4 but all the climbing was just tap jump while holding in the direction on a ledge and the grappling hook was op lifesaver compared to laras rope throw, lara also had rope arrows for navigation and the climber. uncharted feels like a poor mans tr except the combat is more movie like

I'd go for nuLara because she looks more realistic. I'm not talking about proportions, I just like her face more.

For the hot intense sex: Underworld Lara
For the best friends/platonic love: Anniversary Lara
For marriage: Laura

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And that's okay. It's okay to be gay user, just don't touch me. I don't want to catch the gay.

>coping closet faggot
All lara's are beautiful and fuck worthy

>new is shit
>old is shit
>all is shit
wft are you doing here then, imbecile?
and quit the meltdown.

You are pathetic.

>i only played uncharted 4 but

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Definitely not nu-Lara

>Best Adventurer
Old Lara with LAU Lara close second
>Best Psycho
LAU Lara
>Best moaner, whiner, out-of-breath-er and bipolar-er
Reboot Lara

her body is bland, but her face is the worst part
bland/ugly =/= realism
see

nulara would be great if she had a better hairstyle and grew some ovaries, even the Alicia Vikander movie got the character better than the games. Also she needs 2guns.

Kill yourself

Guys I'm serious, i heard it's contagious so stay the hell away from me

the Vikander movie is underrated. she doesn't look the part but I feel like they got her characterization pretty spot-on.

She's not even ugly.
She's like a 8 or 9 compared to actual women

>laras rope throw, lara also had rope arrows
>climbing axes
>in a TR game
the stato of what passes for TR these days

(You)

>That one fanfic writer who writes nothing but porn about the older lara croft version than the new one
What a hero

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Now you've done it

But user... I'm right behind you

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Plz no penetrate

>everyone is good looking
lack of standards
also not all of them are the real Lara

I said all lara's not everyone

not that I disagree, but why LAU Lara a psycho?

I think it's really hard to hate the reboots because the gameplay has always been improved.
2013 is an improvement from Underworld except for the "Highlight all interactable objects" button that Squeenix shoves in every game and the TPS mechanics. Rise and Shadow are also improvements and the separate difficulty levels are neat. The only downside of rebooted Lara is the lack of tits and her retarded whiny moanie personality.

her entire figure is atrocious, particularly the face.
Dead animal Hairstyle is horrendous, tho

youtu.be/nvt86-Ru8Yg?t=121

Is BtQ3 out already?
Will the horsecock ever find peace?

Who are you talking about?

That roll...Oh my

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i like both old and nu lara so i guess i'm fucked, doesn't stop me from enjoying the games though, i like that she has more tools now even if og lara is better
is that a bad thing? everyone i know says 2 was the best of the bunch from uncharted 1-3 but i didn't want to waste monies on the collection for ps4 and u4+ the expansion was like $7 - i just wasn't impressed especially after playing the last of us and factions online. the u4 online was alright but the support characters and relic items weren't my thing

>egyptians
>black
lmao get the fuck out

This degenerate
members.adult-fanfiction.org/profile.php?no=1296900485&view=story&zone=games

>Image
...Heresy!

Thanks, I'll check it later.

She looks like 14 years old boy. Wtf?

I've given more cum to current Lara than any other Lara so she gets my vote

same

I love my wife Rise Lara and want to cum inside of her until I cant feel my legs on a regular basis.

maybe the cover ar of tr13
In game she was 7-8
rise/shadow landed in the Aloy-zone

>being more of a whore means she's better
o tempora o mores

what????
reboot removed everything that made Tr Tr, for the purpose of becoming a middle of the road cover shooter
rise added fetch quests in open areas
shadow toned down the shooting in a cover shooter

>trueLara's puffy lips + dark lipstick...

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>i like both old and nu lara so i guess i'm fucked, doesn't stop me from enjoying the games though,
nuLara would still be a godawful character but I would have nothing to complain if she didn't infest an existing IP
> i like that she has more tools now even if og lara is better
like giving a meme sword to superman, right?

You are gay

all laras are terrible characters you braindead redditor

and you can't tell the difference between dogs and women

Ironic

i don't watch super hero stuff so i don't get it, does superman get a meme sword? are you saying lara is strong enough she doesn't need tools and should just do everything by hand? i kinda like that but the tools just add some variety and I'm cool with that. i have a sister that climbs and seeing all the gear she carries is kinda neat, if there was a larger focus on climbing/navigation and setting up anchor points for jumps and rope swings that would be cool too

fuck off, kid
go back playing fortnite

Retarded ESL zoomer

I've been playing rise with the xbox pass, but Underworld is only a dollar on steam right now, worth it?

It's not as polished as Legend and Anniversary but still good for a buck.

She's just angry.

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I can't really fap to old Lara because I love and respect her. It just feels wrong to do.

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the last Tomb Raider, totally worth it

now that's a design!
tits are small, tho

my nigga

The isometric games exist tho

not really TR games and Osiris sucked ass.

I liked them, but they are not exactly TR games
Ath least they had a real Lara

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I see 8 great Laras and some garbage intruder on the right

Underworld Lara is shit, true.

cutest: Anniversary Lara
sexiest: 2013 Lara tied with Temple of Osiris Lara
not Lara: Shadow Lara

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>2019
>using adult-fanfiction instead of ao3
no wonder I never heard of him
>second story is a /pol/ tier feminist strawman rape fantasy
nvm I don't want this

>Underworld Lara is shit, true.
>blind
>cope
>sexiest: 2013 Lara
>2013 Lara
>being Lara at all
>being sexy at all (cover art is ok)

Kill yourself

please, Lara, don't shoot the faggot!
I know you are angry because you vere the last Lara, but...
YOu just can't shoot zoomers!

>Not realizing the 2nd story is a joke

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still having a meltdown, vaskito?

Kill yourself, lunatic

Considering there's an isekai story and a story with an OC, I can't say that I would trust this guy to have self-awareness.

fair point

>kys kys kys kys kys kys kys
forgot your meds?

why did they change the ending?

Which one

shadow of the tomb raider is what user probably means, there was a day 1 patch with a alt ending that changes some details

So people wouldn't get wrong idea about where will the series go.

Contempt for the real Lara. They didn't want people to think that the prequel are over and the next one was going to be the real deal, the beginning of TR1
NuLara ever bociming Lara was always a lie

even more down?
with an even more ugly and unsufferable nuLara?

>I don't think she can even be called Lara Croft.

That's the whole point though, she isn't. They rebooted from scratch for a modern day audience, and made the story far grittier and grounded. nuLara, is what the 2012 Dredd film is to the Stallone version.

They exist is separate universes and she was never meant as a continuation of the same character.

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Not the horse fucker, that's for sure.

I lile Nulara because she's an innocent little girl slowly coming to terms with the actual fact that she's a mass murdering psychopath and loving it. That scene where she comes up from the water from the third nulara game was fucking amazing and if the next game expands on it I think she'll soon be as badass as OG Lara

based

>nuLara, is what the 2012 Dredd film is to the Stallone version.
It's more like snyder's superman to classic superman, quality of execution included
>They exist is separate universes and she was never meant as a continuation of the same character.
then create a new IP

>That scene where she comes up from the water from the third nulara game was fucking amazing
I found it ridiculous
I just can't take that whiney retard seriously
It's like watching a small kid acting badass

>think she'll soon be as badass as OG Lara
keep believing the lies

>muh multiversal franchise

The one that fucks horses

I came so hard to that scene