ITT: Shit that makes you realize a game's gonna be problematic
>game has character customization
>dreadlocks aren't an option
ITT: Shit that makes you realize a game's gonna be problematic
Asher Nelson
Joshua Hughes
Cool thread
Jaxon Anderson
>game exists
Gabriel Stewart
>I was born and inherently find everything problematic
Justin Fisher
>games trailer is made to look like a Hollywood trailer with tons of fade cuts, "in a world of strife..." voice overs and action scenes
Ayden Hall
do you think andy hotglued any of his toys
Daniel Moore
any game with girls using magic.
Carson Bailey
Did Andy's mom "toys" came to party too?
Ayden Moore
Post it. You know the one.
Aaron Turner
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
Jose Carter
Remember when Yea Forums was complaining that you couldn't make the shitty Mass Effect Andromeda characters white despite the literal default characters being white. Don't pretend your above this shit.
Jose Scott
>game trailer has reviews from literal who's who give it 5/5,10/10 and that shit
Why does this happens every time?
Hudson Barnes
;LYNCH
Andrew Ortiz
Mohawk/pompadaur or else the character creator is shit.
Jordan Price
haha why would you think that?
Adrian Rodriguez
because according to people on Yea Forums Yea Forums /gif/and /trash/ people wanna fuck toys
Eli Adams
>Game has to brag that it has no micro transactions
Nolan Walker
Bo had a fat ass in the 4th movie.
I was like dayumm.
Dominic Garcia
>gender slider instead of typing in my gender
ughh... it's 2019 like seriously?
Adrian Kelly
(You)
Asher Carter
What a shit thread. Does falseflagging stupid shit really get a laugh out of you?
Cooper Gray
Even if he didn't he almost certainly jerked off in front of them in his room.
Asher Rivera
>black character can wear straight hair
>white characters can’t have dreadlocks
Cameron Collins
>look at ground
>can't see my legs
Levi Williams
shitty map design
shitty game-play
unoriginal shitty story filled with virtue signalling
trip As titles thinking this is ok.