ITT: Shameful vidya faps

I really liked how they designed female kratos
It’s a shame they don’t actually put her in the game

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I was 14 years old and literary fapped to anything

is this peak western design?

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>nipple spiral

The girl from Magical Pop'n

That video of Ellen Page taking a shower in PS4 game.

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Me not that kind of orc

I thought that was a wow troll at first.

Something me doing?

Something need doing.

kek

Nothing shameful about Sakuy- Oh you meant Amaterasu didn't you.

why did they draw her butthole

>He doesn't push earthworms down his peehole for pleasure
Fagget

What are you into today?

No clipping to watch Mona shower

One of the first steps in my path to become a bondagefag was acknowledging the fact that you could imprison enemy heroes in Heroes of Might and Magiv IV and jerking my preteen dick off to thoughts of imprisoned female heroes.

japan loves buttholes, you take any of their cute animal mascots and swing them around you can be sure you'll find an x-butthole

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not the “game over” version

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>I fapped to a human female's ass omg I'm so ashamed
I want reddit to leave

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not even that bad compared to the rest of the thread

>get really into LoL when I was in college and it was just starting to take off
>main Teemo and Veigar
>roomates show me gay yordle porn to try and gross me out
>pretend to be grossed out
>go back and fap to it later

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It's a polygonal character, dipshit. not an actual person. Also, no mouth. So you're a double dipshit with a side of retard. And even then that shit has nothing to do with reddit, moron.

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Yeah....you should feel ashamed.

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People have fapped to ascii drawings user..
You even old enough to be talking to strangers?

Bruxish or PvZ sunflower

i want plebs to leave

>It's a polygonal character, dipshit. not an actual person.

And?

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>It's a polygonal character, dipshit. not an actual person.
Like I just said, I want reddit normalfags to leave

male on male isnt my style but rule 63 Veigar and shortstacked Trist/Poppy gets a thumbs up from me.

I can sorta understand getting behind Teemo or Fizz a bit but then again I'm not THAT into gay stuff.

>David Cage explains how he's been a massive stalker ever since Ellen Page was little
>Ellen Page immediately does coming out after the release of the game

Uhm, i wonder if the two things are correlated...

>huurr, underage
Oh look, a retard who doesn't know any better.
>reee, pleb
Didn't even say anything plebian, newfag.
Whatever, dipshit.
>r-r-r-r-reddit
Keep meming, retard, it's hilarious seeing you be so wrong and stupid.

die normalfag

aw the normalfag is mad

Ok you're just pretending to be retarded at this point.

>not even fapping to big tiddied goth Rao

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imagine being this angry

>calling someone a normalfag with no basis
How newfag of you, samefag retard

Don't tell me you don't feel anything watching this

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HOW

>u-u-u-u mad?
Nope, try harder, retard. Maybe you'll make that epic win in no time.

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I'm sorry but if you think jerking off to a humanoid female's ass is weird or "shameful" because it's polygons you're so much of a normalfag I'm amazed you were even capable of finding your way here

>rule 63 Veigar and shortstacked Trist/Poppy
gross

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literally fapping right now to your anger
deal with it

I'm amazed you're so much of a newfag that you don't even know it's commonplace to laugh at people for fapping to games

That one part from Fear Effect 2. But it's literal tentacle porn, so...

Whatever, newfag.

Imagine projecting THIS fucking hard
Please fuck off back to wherever you trickled in from, this place is not for you

That's not projecting, retard. Try asking your teacher what it is when you get your retard ass back to school, ok sweetie?

Weirdest thing I’ve fapped to is non-anthro Pokémon (female) or Dixie Kong
I actually have this weird thing for monkeygirls I can’t explain
I’m not even a furry, normal furry shit doesn’t even get me off, just Pokémon and Monkeygirls

was that art crop supposed to convince me otherwise?
cuz it looks like shit.

Not really shameful, just desperate since there was little art of Lucy at the time of the game's release

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Had no idea it was a guy until 3 years later.

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I take it then you've cranked to the girls from the Goofy movies then, given the most they have is black shit on their nose

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with how fucky greek mythology can be im shocked it was never a sequence
hel with how wild some norse shit can get this could still be on the table

Nah, Disney shit that aren’t princesses are off limit for my dick
Pocahontas was one of my first faps tho

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is this you

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>gnomes
literally nothing wrong wit-
>feet
lost me bud

>monkeygirls

like uh..teenage Tiny Kong or monkey Shantae? because I wouldnt fault you on that one.
unless you are talking about Gorilla women like Terk from Tarzaned or the Secretary from Retsuko at which point you are starting to worry me.

Peg>>>>Roxxanne

Peg and Roxanne were both equally great, get bent

>It's a polygonal character, dipshit. not an actual person.
STFU and go back, faggot.

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queen sectonia + ryona fetish

I'd play samus', wiifit's, and palutena's smash grunts rapidly in the sound test thing and fap to it

youtube.com/watch?v=B0-A1AnyA_o
The moans did things for me, though could have done without the horse monster shit

Dixie Kong, Tiny Kong, Candy Kong, Sonson from MvC2, Saiyan women, female infernape, etc
Maybe it’s the tomboyish, free spirited aspect. Or maybe I just want to fuck like an animal

I'm not from anywhere, dipshit. Keep seething like the little newfag retard you are.

nope
just Peg.
Cartoon mom's were always 100 times better than Cartoon teen's or daughters. this is the truth of the world and the sooner you can accept it the sooner we can move on.

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>Saiyan women
But those are just somewhat muscly chicks with monkey tails (and sometimes not given the ones in Super are from a dimension where they lost the tails early)

Both are great, deal with it you shortsighted tool

What the fuck did yoy just make me watch

This is really pathetic, I hope it's bait

i used to throw smoke balls on female characters' asses in smash bros. ball, wait for the smoke to turn green, and jerk off to the idea that they were farting

Dixie kong is probably the weirdest one on that list but otherwise you are fine.

most of those examples had the "female anatomy" parts played up so its understandable being attracted to SonSon's thicc bare ass.

>Cartoon mom's were always
Their what were always better?

A little bit of based in my life
A little bit of redpilled by my side

oh I think you know

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The fact that you're so retarded that you think it's bait is just saddening. Maybe you need a break to think about how stupid you're making yourself out to be.

>sweetie
Outed so hard.

hahahaha EPIC xD

that isn't real

It works for me

DO NOT.

>implying nobody says sweetie
How retarded of you, but I guess I shouldn't expect less of a braindamaged muppet

Still, not that weird since it's just tails on women. Now if it were their great ape forms, I could get the shamefulness.

>I'm not from anywhere
And we would all greatly appreciate it if you would return to nowhere.

The tail makes it hot
I like the idea of it wrapping around my waist and holding me close so I can’t pull out

Hang yourself.

stop feeding it

Is this real? I've never seen this before

I fap to this at least twice a week.

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Keep assuming you speak for everyone, newfag, it's hilarious
Nah, you do it, retard
Eat shit.

I have zero shame for everything I ever fapped to.

I doubt xhe has the mental faculties to intentionally troll for attention.
In all likelihood, urging suicide will greatly upset xir.

Kill yourself.

Nope. Tough shit, faggot.

>le tumblrina
Nice retardation, newfag. I love how you jump to conclusions with your scant braincells

kys

Keep seething, retard. The fact that you're so wrong is a goddamn laugh riot for me.

I agree OP, You are a sick fuck and you need help but it would probably be a waste of time, you should consider killing yourself.

kys

Not even anything lewd going on, yet the girl on the cover did things for me all those years ago

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Probably just the O face.

Funny that you think anyone was condemning anything posted in the thread simply because of a correction being made about the character posted.
Cope harder, newfag

Looks more like a surprised expressed than an O-face

imagine that thing on a plate of spagetti

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

no regrets

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Only if they never couldn't do what it required to necessitate

wow it never even occurred to me that people might actually fap to this. i guess i'm desensitized.

i fap ALL the time to smash ultimate stage builder shit. There is this one with Samus and Duck hunt dog that I no joke fap to weekly

Rabbits do something to me.

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Imagine it on your dick

So they aren't cracking down too hard on the lewd stages?

nevermind that she is way too cute to be a female Kratos, there is no way they could put a topless woman in Kratos's role without some serious boob physics.

and nobody does boob physics. too little bounce, and they look like silicone bolt-ons. too much, and they look like flappy water balloons. Don't model the soft tissue right, and they look like fucking DOA Beach Volleyball, and that will only piss people off. Compounding all this is the fact that most games are made by men. if you don't have boobs, you will need to spend some time studying them.

then, there is the obvious question of why would a woman with tits that big even go for a stroll without a bra on? much less doing 1/10 the crazy shit that Kratos does

Hips and midriff, I could see it. There's a lotta shit like this on /aco/ that I cannot grasp in the slightest.

FINALLY I have an answer for these threads

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Sorry

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its a fan animation. the guy posted this video of his video, and then vowed never to release the actual thing

kys

youtube.com/watch?v=HsbqjpMx5bY
Watching that led me to this
have fun

No shit it's still hot.

Dilate

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Yeah same

wow i love reddit

A few of the skelly chicks were pretty hot

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Not recent, back when I played the game as a kid.

It was the voice and the smug smile when he was winning, I think.

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The shitting cow in Conker's. She just sounded so relieved

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yikes
what are you into now?

Ironically not pig stuff. Even the noseplug shit is a turnoff and dirty talk about being a little piggy is a no go.

gay furry stuff though I'm assuming

Wait, there are people who didn't jack off to Ammy?

Nah.. I like headcrab stuff though. Monsters are okay but nothing resembling actual animals.

who is your favorite yordle?

This is completely normal on Yea Forums. It's OK.

Sauce? Google shows nothing.

>The purring when she eats something
>The grunting and gurgling as she "returns" your charm

Teemo always and forever

Artist is Lambent64, I think that was just a WIP posted on twitter and I don't know if it was ever finished. If so it's probably on e621, the character is Veigar

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but why would you fap when you need two hands to properly micro