ITT if your name gets called out you gotta play the game they say

Neither has mine. I have to provide hints for people to get it.
My name isn't even that uncommon

Zach go play Russian Roulette

I just fucking played TF2

Michael, don't play any games and do something better for yourself instead. sleep or work out or read or something.

Jessica, play Dead Island Definitive Edition

People use my name here all the time. Not sure about these threads specifically though.

I wonder if I made it as obvious as I think.

Aaron go play Doom 4

John go play Halo Spartan Assault

This is what I get for having a common as fucking name.

Chad, go play sonic 06

Koda, play Rain World.

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Sneed, go feed

Derrick, play Terraria!

is every fucking burger called john or something?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Padraig
Gareth
Maximilian
Zacharias
Dio
Vincenzo
Karl
Carlitos
Shinji
Elias
Armin
Hampus
Marc
Henry
Jukka
Brenton
Anders

Fuck off and play video games

It's a common name here, like Mohamed in Germany.

John its time to play The Game of Life against the AI

Chuck, go fuck & suck

WHAT DO YOU WANT, DERRICK!?

>tfw my name is completely unused to the point i never met or even overheard that someone has the same name irl
you'll never make me play videogames

Allen,go play the game you want.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

George, go play some hitman.

Okay Jedi, go play your gay wars.

Does it still count if my name is misspelled?

us nameless folk gotta stick together. maybe we could give each other games to play.

>aight Daniel, time to play Factorio.

Brian, go play Mercenaries 1 on Xbox.

Sam, Go play Soma.

>tfw no calls my name

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Don't worry about it, Derek- Go play

Mohammed play Goat Simulator

Derek, go play Road to Hell Redemption

Need a game fame

Alright, I'm going to reread Kant's first Critique. Thanks, user!

Name starts with a J but isnt john, please someone tell me to play something

>tfw sandnigger
and no it ain't mohammed. Is that all you faggots know?

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Hey FAGGOT, go play Lovely Planet 1 or 3.

Anthony and Alex, go play LSD

Kek

Still wrong.

Time for Dragon's Dogma, David.

Jon go play Smash bros ultimate

Candlejack go play Mo-

same but i have an uncommon girls name so i never go to bed or play any games

Hey abdula, go play Bubsy 3D

I do need to work out, college gave me a belly...

Rahim? Aladdin? Saul?

That's me AND my roommate's names
too bad I'm going to sleep and he's going to work

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Alex
Sam
Carl
go play Demon's Souls

faggot is unironically one of my nicknames

Said
Abdul
Abbas
Khalid
Kassim
Rashad
Omar
Hakkim
Latif
Kasim

Fuck off and pray

Ahmed go play Deus Ex invsible war

>my name it ain’t Mohammed
Muhammad go play Goat Simulator

hey, is skyrim vr worth it on ps4?

You idiot, you have to say candlejack and finish a sentence. Then he ge-

did you suck his dick so he has a good day user?

>he fell for the categorical imperative meme

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>tfw Brian
>tfw no xbox

>Elias
the fuck? no one ever calls my name

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I'm sure you'd get called that a lot to earn that

SAY MY NAME

Jeff, go play Third Strike

Sure, it's a good enough game

James, go play Portal

No one can guess mine because I'm Portuguese.

Wrong, not Jon

Sasuke you little shit I know you're here, play anything you want

Alright. I’ll have a good night’s rest, eat a healthy breakfast, practice French, read a few chapters, work out, and stop slacking off on the job hunt.
Just for you, user.

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ill never be called by my name nor will i ever encounter anyone with my name
its Luigi

He has a girlfriend to do that for him. (Un)fortunately, we're both straight.

Jose go play Gears of War.

HAHA YOU FOOLS
My name will never be called and I will NEVER play vidya!

Well, it's been 8 years so surely one of you little fuckers may have snuck in.

Dovahkiin, go play Morrowind

The time for games is over.

AMATERASU

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>mfw my name is one letter

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Seth, go play Muse Dash

Steve go play Banjo Kazooie

>implying that I read Kant for his ethics

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Literally illegal

Oskar, Oscar, it's finally time. Dwarf fortress. Square ascii

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this nigga [L]arping

Steve, go play Halo 4

Levi go play smackdown vs raw 2011.

FUCK YOU

>ctrl+f for name
>1 of 1
>it's being used as a noun, but not as a name.

Mine is a traditional british name and I still never see it in these threads.

Jay, go play Roblox

guess i'll roll a mystic knight

Chad. Play with my ass please.

Chris go play Kingdom Hearts

Juan go play Gears of War 4

Christoper go play sonic 06

I'm not gonna make you play the ps2 port bro, it's awful.

When you do have an Xbox though put it at the top of your list, it's a great game.

>mfw the only other people with my name are middle aged white dudes
>I'm not white nor am I middle aged

Feels weird.

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Nobody will ever be able to figure out my name

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Arthur go play King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie

Simon go play Quake

Dad play go home

to RimWorld you go, Lawrence

Mahommad?

Where are the spic names?

Pedro go play My Friend Pedro.

Ben, go play Sonic CD

Elefun the elephant
Go play Crash

Same

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Underrated post.

Greg, play Lobotomy Corp, prove you're not a wuss and don't use a wiki

Cassie go play Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash

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Aaron Aardvark, go play Bad Rats

ahmed play muhammed sex simulator

Jean go play Dragonball Z for Kinect

Larry go play huniepop

Don’t worry dude.
My name is Mario and people only say it when talking about what game someone has to play.

Jessica be my gf... or play mega man legends.

Now kiss

>MFW I'm french canadian
>My name will never be said in one of these threads

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Luigi go play super smash Bros melee

Can someone please say my name? It is a common Scottish name. It use to be a clan name.

Pierre go play domino with your boyfriend

Mario go play Eternal Darkness

Go play some tetris, Dicksuckerguy

Good, frogs dont deserve anything

Nice try user but it's more of a french name, not that common for french canadians

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Matthias, Caleb, and Jermaine; start playing any game on ROBLOX.

Fuck, I'm at work.
I will when I get home

Croissant

you ever encounter someone named Peach?
had a friend in the circle a while back and her name was Daisy, it was always awkward when my friends were all together cause they would always make fun of us and pit us together

OkJ amal.

Cesar go play New Vegas

Benoit? Remis? Beatrice?

Masuda go play Russian Roulette. It doesn't matter if you do because soon you will be playing with a full barrel.

Joel, don't play any games. Start jacking off instead.

matheus go play papers please

>MFW name still hasn't been said
Thank god, for once I can skip playing videogaems and not have to worry about feeling guilty

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Jason go play a zelda game.

Hey Benjamin, you thought I was never gonna say your name right? now you gotta play Rising Storm: 2 and destroy all those VC

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Tyrone go play Disgaea 5

Jean-Charles

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Anders, go play Jump Start 4th Grade

Neither have I friend. It's not even that rare of a name.

>name was mentioned
>but mentioned attached to another word to mean something completely different

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theres a Jean here if you count it

I’ve been here for a decade and my name has never been called in this thread.

I’m going to go compose some music.

fuck off cunt i dont own any consoles

Jean-(Jacques/Baptiste/Gabain/Valjean/Luke/Michèle/Claude/Pierre)
Go play Minecraft

Jake, go play Huniepop
And don't you fucking go offline. Don't you dare hide your shame.

I've got you Fuerдkiråлovaêю, go play some diablo 2 LOD

N-NANI?!

Jordan go drink some rum and dab on kids in TF2

Guess I could count it. But Jean-Charles is my actual first name, it's not like my middle name or something. Names with "-" in them don't seem to exist in english. They're called"composed names"

Its Jean-Charles, close enough user, minecraft it is

Chris, play Pooh Baseball.

Alexandre
Laurent
Alphonse
Antoine
Hugo
Thierry
Lilian
Jean
Michel
Didier
Olivier
Sylvain
Patrice
Blaise
Claude
Mathieu
Phillipe

Fuck off

nigga it's the easiest thing in the world to emulate

Nice try anons, my name still has never been called in any of these threadsd

Humphrey, go play GTA 5

Harry play civ 5

Alright, I'll go lift weights for a bit. Thanks bud.

Someone says Spanish or Portuguese names so I can be free.

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Bernard, go play Hotline Miami.

Gabriel, go play Lords of Shadow

Liam, go play Corruption of Champions.

Noah, go play Monster Girl Quest

William, go play Trials in Tainted Space

Oliver, go play Sengoku Rance

Elijah, go play Kramer's Hentai Adventure

Lucas, go play Custer's Revenge

Mason, go play Fall of Eden

Logan, go play Teraurge

xavier, go play super mario bros 2

I come here knowing that I'm never going to be called, yet I still scan through these threads just in case.

mine is a uncommon >filipino name

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Gabriel, go play one shot.

ARMOR KING, GO PLAY TEKKEN 7

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mark go play breath of fire 3

Please say my name

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You're playing Blast Corps now, Jack

Oliver play russian roulette with a round in the chamber

ningunos de ustedes pueden tinar mi nombre jajaja

asking again
someone respond AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

feels great having an incredibly uncommon name for a black man right now.

Pajeet, play the sims
you know what todo

hell yeah I'd rather play this shit than Sonic CD like that one tard mentioned

Andrew, play E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy.

Your mom actually spelled your name right?

skyrim
>worth it

>ctrl f my name
>no one has said it
>again

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Hey Employed, go play Hugo's House of Horrors.

Wrong name, guess again and as per standard you already issues Jack to play that so you're gonna have to come up with a different game

Jennifer, go play Rimworld.

Dick / Dash / Dan go play some fucking rocket league

Hey, Dad, go play the sims

Say my NAME also peter go play dragons dogma

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JUST SAY SPIC NAMES AT RANDOM

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Martin, play a Telltale game

Jose
Antonio
Sebastian
Manuel
Luis
Ricardo
Rodrigo
Apolinar
Oscar

Váyanse a pistear

That's right you skeleton looking motherfucker

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Nice

i don't know why fags feel bad by not having their names callout

SCP-2521, pla-

Todd, go play Omega Boost

I actually really like teraurge too

Ok. Time to sleep. Good night all

I'm short so it's ok that I'm skinny bitch

Richard, play Space Station 13

Go play third strike, Sandile

>someone finally says my name
>its an unintelligible shitpost
bros what should i play

Antonio, play some Dying Light

Paolo, play Code of Princess

Ajay, play Farcry 4

Nguyen, play Rising Storm 2 OR BO1

Yo Samantha
I know you're on here.
Stop shitposting on Yea Forums and do your fucking housework.

Walter/Heisenberg, go play some fucking PAYDAY 2 already

Juan, Jose, Luis, Miguel, Francisco, and Antonio; it is time for you to play Bad Rats.

Erik, play Project Warlock.

Austin play Pikmin 2

>mfw my name never gets called
I am immune to these shit threads

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Philip, pmay hollow knigbt

Khaled, go play yourself

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DJ go play Medievil

Kevin, go play Battle for Bikini Bottom

Threads of Fate now Emil(e)

Reddit but also funny

FUCK

>its all always the most basic possible white people names

you guessed it at 4th attempt.

Thanks for freeing me

Tyrone play fried chicken simulator

Oh no you caught the reddit since you laughed, now you gotta kill yourself

Wait. Itsuno made Dragon's Dogma?

Anatoly, go play Trails in the Sky.

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Alejandro
Diego
Matias
Leonardo
Adrian
Tomas

Play Viscera Cleanup Detail

Go play some God of War, Boy!

Etika, play Smash Bros

kek

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Le'Quarius DeShawn Brown go play Ys 8

Shebazz Malik Ontario, go play new vegas

thanks amigo

Shiniqua, play Salt and Sanctuary.

Jared, play Bayonetta.

lol what the fuck are you reading for then? and what does your pic even mean?

pls no bully, pholitardkun here

Yeah, Dragon's Dogma is actually really fun and has solid combat. make sure you start your new game in Hard Mode if you aren't a little bitch.

Gameplay starts a bit bland but picks up a lot once you start unlocking abilities.

Beryl, go play NEOVERSE

Nenad, play Mount and Blade
Remove kebab

Actually my cousins name, gave me a laugh.

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Underrated comment

João, play Sea of Thieves

Eemil go play HuniePop

she left a letter off but otherwise yeah.
my mom has very weird taste in names based on my first name and yet my brother is still named reshaun

Krystal Shanda Leah go play sekiro

PetterGOD

I have a girl's name
Which is finally a good thing because these games suck

Thought you could get away huh LOUIS?
Too bad, I sentence you to play Strange Journey

more like retard

ok retrasado

It's probably because you aren't white.

Ryan, go play New Vegas unmodded

Barkevious go play Madden 03 for Gamecube

That's my cousin's name.

>my name is contained within a lot of other names
>search it
>loads of results, none of them are my name

I never get a game in these threads

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Alexa play 1800 matches of dota

>all these "my name hasn't been called feels good man" posts when really you're probably just dying inside because no one cares to mention it because it is probably some shit tier name or a retardedly spelled version of a common one because your parents wanted you to be a special little snowflake

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Scott, go play Left Alive.

Play Dota, Restituto.

They're probably waiting to see their name because they haven't been called it or seen it in forever, sad really

Kendrick go play jak 2

My name is military related

Hóng tāo Wang, go play Path of Exile

Apache go play terraria

Seriously question here, because I never got this; why do black people so often have made up names that sound like they just squished together two historic names? Or they'll take an Arabic name and spell it wrong, or make up a pseudo-french sounding name. It sounds dumb. Please use your powers to stop the black community from doing this, thanks.

Pettershootingpercentageisgoingtoregressthefuckoutofhim

i would love for my name to be called id even accept if it was spelled slightly off yet it remains uncalled

thanks mate, played some ctr

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Stephano pay your child support

Seething namelet.

The goal of a nigger is to be as unique as possible, unfortunately they all try to be unique in the exact same way which takes them back to square one

Lex, play Superman 64I'm sorry

Hey julio, go play that fuckin busted ass knockoff nintendo your dad got you

Ulysses, play some Mountain Blade

I literally have one of the most common names in the US with a normal spelling and nobody has said it yet.

Jasper, You Have to Burn the Rope.

My name is well known but not too common
Christians Jews and Muslims alike have it, that should make it easy enough now recommend me something

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My name is Gyoubu Masataka Oniwa.

Marcus, Jacob, Andre, Christopher, Luke, and Joshua all play Starless with scat scenes enabled.

>tfw your name is so common that it's literally used as a placeholder for the average everyman, yet hasn't been called.

That aside, Nick, try one of the mainline Touhou games.

gonna be honest with you its because the bitches want their kids to have "unique" names i got off easy my mother named me after her sister because we have the same birthday.
and dont worry whatever children i have will have normal people names like john or harold

Valerie go play final fantasy 8

It's actually Ian

>Maximilian

Got me

>Aaron
Oh my god, you are the first I've seen in one of these threads to actually get my name - it's not even a weird one.

That being said, I can't find my shitty ps4 copy and don't know if I should torrent the PC version because Charter Comms have been up my ass recently.

Joseph, Go play dragon's dogma

Roman, play Nier Automata

My name still has not been called, faglords.

Damn it, but I don't wanna... At least choose one so I don't have to pick

Elise
Cody
Gavin
Melissa
Thomas
Kyle
Matt
Sam

Go play Crusader Kings 2

Hey omar, get fucked

My name is Rhys. I feel like it's a very nice name and it helps me be memorable.

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Frank and franco play dead rising 1

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I wasn't expecting another Seth. Suppose I have no choice now. Hope it's good.

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FUCK!
after I crush this monster and fight this drywall

I don't have either but I'll try sonic

Randy
Sam
Sean
Ted
Go play Chel 2004

My name is as ordinary as any other, yet I can count the number of people I've met or heard of who share my name on one hand. To this day I have no idea why my name is so uncommon. I've seen more people who share my middle name, and probably as many who share my LAST name.

You are an evil man

Got me

Fuck you that game looks boring as fuck.

Okay Sephiroth

Already did sucka
But I already watched the best friends LP it

Malik
Eiad
Abdul
Ahmed
That was all the sand bros I knew in highschool

Abdul and Ahmed #1 were based as fuck. Eaid was the nicest son of a bitch I have ever known. He cried when we all graduated.

Malik was a fucking nigger.
Malak and Hannsna (I hope I spelled those right) were fine as fuck too. Malak specifically had bigass tiddies and was allowed to let her hair down.

You guys can be all right. Just dont act like niggers.

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Benson play ikaruga

kek

Oh fuck, that one was close

All of you fucks, play Crusader Kings 2

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Already on it.

Thanks man, I'll go work on my drivers ed, maybe take a dip in the sea. Take care user

Is it pronounced Ree-s

Joe, go play Gunstar Heroes

>My name is Rhys. I feel like it's a very nice name and it helps me be memorable.
It's memorable alright

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Loïc, play Tetris

Dovahkiin, Sephiroth, and Epona, go play Papers Please.

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Niggus, go play Sengoku Rance.

*is it pronounced Ree-s or rice?

Less nigger-ish more kike-ish

Gabriel I need you to play Elona+

Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?

>tfw stupid mick name no one ever says

Not even that user but you take that back
its like you don't even like breeding a satanic incest family cucking everyone and conquering the world

nobody will notice you called them out if they can't ctrl+f it

Charlie, go play arma 2

Kenneth play some hollow knight

fuck.
I don't have a copy, wat do?

emulators, nigga

Kyle Reese from Terminator
Reese = Rhys

Tom go play some CrossCode

>Dying Light
Fine, I didn't finish the expansion yet anyway. Haven't played in two years though.
Jessie, go play Age of Empires 2.

Airwrekka play dawn of war soulstorm

Adonis, play sonic 3 complete

Pepe. Frogger

lain, go play hypnospace outlaw

SHIIIIIEET

Dylan, go play Shower with your dad sim

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Time for Cawadooty 4, Tango.

tfw a lot of variations of my name has already been called but not mine
i just wanna a excuse to take a break of shitposting

>someone actually called my name for once
>I get a Corruption of Champions knockoff

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Mimi, it's time to play Metroid Fusion.

Axel

Fuck you.

Age of empires 2

Casey play super metroid redesign

okay lautaro
time to play some video games.
you too, laura.

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"No!"

But user, I finished Pikmin 2 just a few weeks ago Though I wouldn't mind playing it again, feel like I could do it faster this time. 100% on like...day 20 something, I wanna say?.

Steven, play some Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective for me, man.

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I only know one Aaron and suspect he may browse this site. Then again we haven't spoken in years and I'd never ask.

I already have and Touhou games suck.

Jonah, play Return of the Obra Dinn

Eat shit, Mason. Time for you to fuck some furries.

Antoine you have to let go

Play Sonic 2, Dongus.

omar play persona 5

Not even close

as if I don't fuck furries on the daily as it is

it's me, the aaron you knew. how are you doing? did you ever get around to finishing that stuff you were doing when we last spoke?

You niggas need to stop repeating names. Some of us are still waiting.

based

>355 posts
>my name isn't here
I feel left out ;~~~;

Ian, Chasten, and Pierce, go play Naked 3D Fighter, and pick the transgender.

Yoshi play ctr nitro fueled

>name is associated with Chads
>not a Chad in any way
Oh well, at least nobody'll ever guess it.
No, it's not Chad.

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Abdul, play Black Bible.

Melvin you need to play Space Harrier right now

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Robert go play Fable 3.

Just like middle school

Colin, go play some metal gear - your choice which one

This is the most fucked up thing I've ever seen if true.

Oscar play resident evil 4

Frank, Chuck, and Nick, go play Dead Rising.

Christian go play devil summoner soul hackers

Stacey, go play Harvest Moon
Virgin (Virginia?) go play Rune Factory.

>Frank
It's one of those "everyman" names that's actually kinda rare nowadays.

Mac, you should play Dragon Quest XI.

Blake
Play Chronicles of the Sword from Soul Calibur 3

Brad. Sniper Elite 4.

I've had enough of your shit Hotel, go play Ganguro Girl

Ask your sister.

IT FINALLY HAPPENED BOYS

how did it take so goddamn long for the 3rd most common name in the US

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Onyxia its time to play dragons dogma

Troy, play some Warriors Orochi for me

>Chuck
Sneed, watch a Dead Rising lets play

Well now I feel bad about saying fable 3.

The time has come, Dante
DMC5

>people going to less common names as they exhaust the common ones
>they inadvertantly become less likely to say my name

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Fuck you Sierra, you get Prototype 2 now.

>Dio
Lost

Sam, Aragorn, Gimli, Frodo, Gandalf go play mordhau

Jack, play Metal Gear Rising

Tim go play farm simulator.

I already have

My name has been written less than 50 times on Yea Forums, so if anyone ever guesses it in one of these threads, I will pay them in as many dollars.

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Go play Mount and Blade Mehmet

Haven't been here that long but never had my name called either. My name has been in a handful of games and television shows and both movies and books have my name in their title but I guess most people wouldn't think that an actual person would have that name.

It's 1:51am and I wasn't going to play the game anyway but I will sleep :) thanks, user.

Aaron go play Minecraft

Norman, you really need some Spiderman in your life

Susan go play tf2

Chet, boot up chex quest

Say my name and spell it the right way. The golden way.

Khaleesi, go play TellTale's Game of Thrones.

Tyrone, go play every NBA game that has ever came out

Mary, Patricia, Jennifer, Linda, Elizabeth/Liz, Barbara, Susie/Susan, Jessie/Jessica, Sarah, Karen, Lisa, Ashley, Emily, Michelle, Carp;. Amanda, and Anna.

Play Dead or Alive Xtreme 3

but im not a 40 year old deadbeat dad yet

Kennith, go play nights into dreams

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Fine, you got me

Neil
i have no mouth, and I must scream
enjoy!

Hunter play super mario sunshine

Keith, time for you to play EDF 4.1, my friend.

Vlad, play Bioshock Infinite

Jose go play red dead redemption.

Jesseriah play The Graveyard

got it user

Goddammit, the one time my name gets fucking called

Eric/Erik go play Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines.

Sam go play Killer7

Michael here. Was wondering when my name would come up. I suppose this is the best advice I could have been given so I will stick to it.
I don't enjoy games that much anymore
anyway.

Sarah, play with my cock.

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke and Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Go play some Fallout New Vegas

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>finally someone didnt call me by my dead name, time to dialate
There are no girls on Yea Forums

Jennifer go play be my gf.

Adam, Rapelay is calling

ayo my nigga rudy we finna play some street fighter 5

Pedro, play EverQuest 2 while outside of the United States.

Holy shit that's me!

he's red lmao

No

Which costume

Elliot - time to insall Baldur's Gate

what a coincidence my name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke and Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Gaylord,go play kill your fucking parents.

Paul
Jonas
Felix
Emil
Jakob
Alexander
Julian
Samuel
Jonathan/Johnathan
Jan
Julius

It's time.

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Phil phillip phillipe and philbert play kingdom hearts 2

I would, but my computer keeps freezing up when I do anything after the OS is loaded, so bugger that.

Dave, go play Hotline Miami

fuck, fine

Boxcars play some deltarune, my dude.

...

>Julius
close enough

Okay, but only because you spelled it with a K.

Nathan, you should play Catherine!

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you fucks will never guess my name guess ill go play this again

Sengoku Rance it is, I guess.
Too late faggo.

Barry
Alphonso
Zuriel
Mycroft

Go play Dragons Dogma: Dark Arisen, its really good

Niko, go play GTA IV.

hi maximillian
its me maximillian

Oh right, I own it, don't I. The EU cover fucking blows my dink.

Kurt play Halo 3: ODST on legendary with skulls on

Are PS3/360 emulators even functional enough for me to play it on one, though?

Kill yourself anyway for having a name like Oliver

>Liam, go play Corruption of Champions.
fuck sake

Sid,go play minesweeper.

Hans, Friedrich, go play it.

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based
you are a cheating nigger
i dont own it and im not bothering to get it you coon

hank, go play in traffic

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Holy shit thank you im omw now

hard pass

I already beat it man. It was great.

Hey Keith, yes you with the worst fucking name imaginable. You're going to play Mario Party 2 to distract yourself from having such a terrible name lmao

jeez ok

Snyder/Snider/Schneider and Ezra play ffxiv

No, but keep going.

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Get better recommendations nerds

tony, go play Honey Select
it's your choice between normal mode or NEO

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sean, carlos & marcus
go play super monkey ball 2 now.

I also have a taco name, can I go too?

Trevor play henry hatsworth

Bill, play Pokemon Emerald.

ok but im bad at puzzle games and they dont hold my attention for long
will I enjoy this?

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>mfw my name was Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke and Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke before last week and now it's just Joe

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filiberto
castlevania 2

Same tbqh

Garth, go play Bloodstained.

I just fapped thou

Where do I buy it.

James, play Minecraft

13 years, holy shit faggot move on.

If you're worried about getting bored of the gameplay, then check out the first stage with the mechanic tutorials.

youtube.com/watch?v=Aw4poruXT0c

It's a pretty intense puzzle game and you're also playing it for the story, so

jim/jimmy, play breeders of the nephelym

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Lee, play Fighting is Magic

Don't have it.
Fuck you nigger.

Test

Hoss play crash 2

Jean-Luke, play some Devil May Cry 5.

>tfw name has only been called once
It's a semi-obscure Irish name that isn't common in yankland but is fairly common/known in Aus/NZ and the British Isles.

I too have never been called.

Heh, you probably thought you were safe, huh? Well guess what, Brandon/Brendon, go play Kenshi.

>he's actually doing it the absolute madman
gamefabrique.com/games/rapelay/

justin go play Xenoblade Chronicles

Jebediah play chrono trigger

Irving play some chess

Tristan, you may play a Devil May Cry game of your choice.

Mine hasn't ever been called out either, user.

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Im slavic but not russian so ivan boris vladimirs and shit are checked off list

Hit me

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are you me

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Same
I've only ever had my deadname called but that doesn't count

But it was really shit last I tried

I would but its only fuckin 25% off on steam what the fuck

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Time to play King of Dragon Pass, Raymond.

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Confucius play dynasty warriors 5

Alice

I don't user, does your name start with a C/K?

miles
play with my balls
and SQUAD

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nope

I dunno, Slobodan?
Play Mario Maker

Kirk claire emma dante rasha play tf2

Pirate the GOG version bro, the money doesn't go to the devs anyway so pirating it is recommended.

alex, play russian roulette

>Dante
god I wish that was my name

try again, the dude updates fast and is adding additional races
my dick is actually chafing

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Renbolo fire up some beyond good and evil

I'd take that or Vergil
When I finally decide to get with a roastie I hope I can have twin boys and name them that

Luther
Mike
Gabriel
John
Zeke
Zach
Shayan
Vinny
Vincent
Harold
Fred
Sean
Alex
Andrew
Dan
Pablo
Ramon
Travis

Isaac! You must play fap to something with the netorare tag on sadpanda . Good luck!

HEY DENNIS, BETTER BOOT UP GOTHIC

Yo Albert play N+

you're gonna jinx your family and have the house burn down

Chadwick play ms spider's tea party

Big Son, play Pawn Stars: The Game

Its p*lish

You're actually a colossal faggot

my name starts with an H
come get me faggots

Pirate it bro, it's a great game but don't give them any fucking money. Congrats on getting a not shitty recommendation.

unfortunately not

Joselyn play star fox 64

Harold/Herman?

Bryan
Ralph
Roy
Russell

You're playing FTL Faster Than Light

Alright I will. Last I played was probably tail end of last year so I'll give it a shot.

Declan?

no

Nickard play mk8

You know what, I'll issue this dare, too, before the thread dies.
Name starts with T, bring it.

Hector, time for some One Piece Pirate Warriors

Mine is an alternate spelling of a religion. I want to play video games.

Harris? Is it even an Anglo name?

>Ramon
someone actually got my name. what game?

You can never leave

HEINRICH
SHENMUE

Terence
Tyler
Taylor
Tumor
Tetris
Tetanus
Tinnitus

my mom thought itd be neat to have my name that starts with N be the more unique version. people would always spell it wrong. im white

Nope

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Nikolai?

Nigel

Joeys WWA?

no its a french name i think

Play some Baba Is You, Gelo.

sorry greek but the french spell it this way

Tanner, go play doki doki literature club

Archibald, go play Doom

But I already did.

Gustav, Istvan, Pyotr
Europa Universalis 4

>Name still not called
It's not even that uncommon of a white person name too but I've still NEVER seen it. Every now and then I'll post it in these threads just to catch my name sharing anons off guard

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trevor play san andreas

Sam, Sami, Samu, Samuel, Samuli, Seamus, Samantha

Play Frostpunk

bruce nathan or richard go play katawa shoujo