How many of you are fucking zoomers? Time to put up or shut up, once and for all

How many of you are fucking zoomers? Time to put up or shut up, once and for all.

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I never touched steam in my life

I remember watching Power Rangers before eating dinner after school. Also collected all those fuckers from McDonalds as a kid.

Delete my 16 year old account and switched to Epic. Eat a fucking dick, kid.

This

I only built my PC in 2013 so it's from then
used to play on a 360 before I became a man

Do you take cold showers?

I don't shower.

I'll make a decade in 10 days. Make this thread again in 2 weeks

I have three different Steam accounts. Can't even access my first but surely it was before '07 which is when I started coming to Yea Forums.

I played CS but it was a shared account between me and my brother and I lost the key. Only went back to steam almost 9 years ago.

I was too poor for PC gaming growing up so I only got in after I got a job after high school.

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>live in shit tier 3rd world country had first in 2000 but they paid me in cash so I never bothered in getting a debit card until 2015 when I got another job so I never used steam until then

Same, but from money I saved up cutting grass in high school.

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They never taught you that you could just boil water?

I remember making an account around when HL2 came out, but kid me was an idiot and forgot the password. Computer died after a power surge not long after anyway, so I switch to consoles only until 2010.

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Whats the minimum to not be a zoomer?

11 years. I actually downloaded Steam at or launch to get the Half-Life 2 demo in 2003 or 2004, but by the time I bought The Orange Box in 2008, I had forgotten the password the original Steam account and couldn't remember which email I had used to create it, so I just made a new account, since literally the only thing on it was the HL2 demo. Obviously, had I known that the age of your Steam account would be used on Yea Forums as a measure of your e-peen, I would have tried harder to recover the first account.

Fuck off retard. Only complete faggots will have had a steam account before 2006. I only made one to get Terraria.

*dabs on you in boomer*

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t. seeing 2000 baby

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