Ryan

>“At a very young age, Ryan has been able to captivate kids around the world with his infectious personality, allowing them to join in on his adventures,” said Terry Malham
okay but what th efuck does he do?

I think i have seen him before on youtube, that little shit has a channel that gets like 200 million views per video.

those pedophiles sure are dedicated

no, more like african kids sure are dedicated.

I don't follow pedophile channels. can someone give me a quick rundown on all this

Ryan's lore is too deep, also post pedo channels
Eh Bee family

real kid on box art
it's funny

i think hes the kid that makes more than you and I could ever hope to see

ryan

so what % do we think are people latching onto something ironic, and what % are actually pedophiles? 50/50?

Spent like an hour on this edit then the other thread got archived. Thanks for continuing OP

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you mean his parents are and they're blowing everything on cheap booze, lottery tickets and a second double wide for when the inlaws come to visit

where are my gilbros?

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MARIO KART AND CTR BTFO

RACE WITH RYAN GOTY

>1.8 billion views

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Forget link
youtu.be/jjd-BeTX6U0

ID LIKE TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE
I WANT TO FUCK THE CAT

Is there really any other option?

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oh god it has to be pedos... right?

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youtube.com/watch?v=xTUOMspu0Uc
pretty sure the kid is in on it too at this point
hes obviously too old to be playing with this shit by now hes like 8 or 9

alpha lexa is NOT for lewding!

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Worse, half of it is pedos and the other half are toddlers

Nope. Youtube Kids + Algorithm + Millions of parents around the world who let iPad or video devices keep their kids occupied = Ryan's Toys Reviews parents becoming multi-millionaires with no effort.

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i've been on this fucking site for almost a decade and this is the first thread in a while that makes me uncomfortable

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imagine manhandling her tiny body

Is this that Ryan's Mystery Playdate thing? My 4 year old and his friends watch that shit all the time.

bara art when

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Ok? But does it have Knuckles or Dante from Devil May Cry?

And ipad babies.

Does anyone have the link to the first thread the other day?

SharkXPanda yaoi when?

Porn when

you just know

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You're just not used to seeing original content on Yea Forums.

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I hope he spontaneously bursts into flames

I think Yea Forums is mad because there is no porn of this

...

dilate
he's getting a game

this thread is for the discussion of his upcoming video game. see

Ummm actually there is 3 images

Given the audience of the game, how mind numbing can we expect the game to be?

i wonder how fast his popularity will plummet once he gets older. then again, they'll probably just use some cgi puppet of young Ryan at that point.

where is the ryan amiibo

FULL IMAGE WHERE

>cause a major accident which makes a huge pileup with all the characters trapped in their vehicles agonizingly burning to death
BASED

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It's so bizarre that it's basically a webshow about cartoon YouTube game streamers, but at least they do put in references to other vidya and pop culture stuff in between parts

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>catbox

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Link that vid if you could

why not both

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The family has some younger twin sisters that they could use when Ryan grows up.

and then the underground youtube pedo community will really have a field trip with that shit

when are we getting fat art of the cat

also sauce pls

I will if I want to

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Even if id fuck the flat cat who cares the fish a chad

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Seconding this.

>Not knowing who Ryan is
You sir are the fag

do it

i still think the main audience is toddlers and the like, pretty much the same reason why finger family videos do so well.
sure there are pedos but i doubt they'd be able to break a couple thousand views on their own

youtu.be/wy_w-ljFCk8

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newfag detected

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He'll just be a teenage autist twitch streamer with a show on DisneyXD

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gil is cute as heck
>moe the monster
>fish
also does this sound like a chad to you
youtu.be/VKbTHBK1Ll4

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I haven't seen that one, I was in the first thread with the bj and side fucking one but that one's recent yeah?

is it just a typical arcade racing game?

either that, or a spoiled shit that brags about how much money he made when he was popular.

oh no bros...

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Ryan's lore is deeper than I thought. I figured it was just some shovelware indie game and the lead developer wanted to put his kid into a video game. I didn't realize he's the biggest youtube celebrity due to the child-audience youtube algorithm. This kid hasn't even peaked yet. When this generation of toddlers on their iPads grow up, they're going to be nostalgic for him and make him the biggest celebrity in the world.

Never mind i found it like in 5 seconds

SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT

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that sounds like a terrifying future.

Oh fuck I didn't think of that endgame.

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So lemme get these straight

>Ryan mains: Shitposters
>Gill Mains: Bara Scalie/Furfags
>Combo mains: Weebs / NEETS
>Alpha Lexa Mains: Gigachads

i wonder how long it will take before we get competitive Race With Ryan

Fuck I didn't even think of the pompous self centered spoiled shithead angle. I hope he just grows up to be a tranny that deepthroats a shotty

>lexashitters
>gigachads
>don't even have their own channel unlike based panda
stay irrelevant

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>come in expecting Yea Forums to be shitting on a little kid and his game
>no one actually is
I'm scared and amazed. Can someone tell me who the cute panda and shark are?

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>[email protected]

>"""""""his""""""" game
we all know he's the pawn in this scheme.

Literal virtual prostitute.

>looses to her when she plays her first game
Stay mad faggot

is this the bot thread?

What the fuck is this?

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its the game thats going to save the switch

He's an ugly goblinlet

why is she so perfect

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youtube.com/watch?v=AxBv5P9GWlQ
He's basically this.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qm8Bb459uSg

Where the madness all began

Alright so I only saw a thread on the game in the catalog yesterday and I'm trying to get up to speed on this. So are all the other characters on the boxart part of different YouTube channels ran by the same people?

all of the characters come from the vtubers channel. It is run by the same people as ryan's toy review. The characters are also apart of the ryan's world line of toys. youtube.com/channel/UCwOGO9gT1y0IvzPqKal4loQ

What's the plot?

Why limit ourselves to just vidya edits?

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Is the plot good

yeah, ryan lore is deeper than any show these days

eventually, Earth will be Ryan's world...

Does combo panda come back?

This kid is not going to have a regular life, guaranteed. He's either going to take in all the attention and become an ultrachad, or become the internet age's equivalent to child actors that crashed and burned like Macaulay Culkin or the Olsen Twins.

He'll probably just become that rich kid

It's over for sony, bros

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>hes not /RacingWithRyan/

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WHY THE FUCK CAN'T ALPHA LEXA BE REAL BROS
WHY CAN'T I HAVE A CUTE GAMER CAT GF
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Yea Forums finally has a good meme for the first time in years
>They obsessively overkill it until it's a bloody mess
>Not to mention making autistic collages and screencaps like it's the funniest thing in the fucking world for le Reddit repost upboats while in reality it's an 7.5/10 meme at best

Nu/v/ is real

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why the background looks like he's in namek?

I like this new meme

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based

>This kid is not going to have a regular life
yeah he's gonna have a fucking carefree life of luxury unlike (You) poormie wagecuck lol

you have to watch it to see what happens, user.

The future

sonygers BTFO ryan is singehandedly saving this gen

10 bucks say he's gonna turn into one of those child actors that grow into insufferable teenagers and OD on weed before 22

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haha what if shadman did a shota piece on him jk jk

You literally stole my thought. I was gonna post this yesterday.

what went right?

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no no NO

Outright Games > CD Projekt Red

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Come on now. You guys know we want to see the cat, right?

I know that's you, shad boy. Don't you fucking dare

Worse. It's mainly kids being raised by ipads.

whats his endgame?

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Sad, nigga...

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This kid makes more then I would in 600 years. I could get 1/10000 of what he makes in a week and live off that for the rest of my life.

he deleted the post

we got him boys

What the fuck is this?

Coup d'état on the Bog world order

>I, an intellectual, would never let my child be sedated by electronic devices!

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saving Yea Forums

Who is this kid? Can I get a quick rundown?

he's looking at us bros

heh

requesting alpha lexa in a swimsuit

ryan toy review

my desire is to see that panda boy covered in sweat

The stupid jewtue algorithm and careless parents got him to millions of views and he's pretty popular now
He's pewdiepie for whatever is after zoomers basically. Toddlers on tablets

He's more powerful than all of us combined

What an ugly kid, he is a walking anti-miscegination propaganda

It's literally just a meme.

It not very complicated

Kids at least had a chance to learn something on television, or at the very least be preached about basic morals to.
What the fuck is a kid learning from watching 300 finger family videos that look like they've entered this reality by mistake and pregnant elsa spidermermaid videos

>hes not /racingwithryan/

i heard the pink cat is his mom's avatar, is this true?

b-but, user. Muh vsauce. I don't need school with micheal!

>Stars in game "Race with Ryan" by Outright Games, subtly implying he will outright kill anyone who passes him
>has a youtube account with 20 million subscribers and billions of views, all videos made to indoctrinate sleeper agents
>sells toys that have his likeness and mark, when the day of Ryan comes only those who bear them will be spared
>possibly controls Carls Jr. and Hardees, thereby having a stranglehold on the food supply of the United States
>sells surprise eggs to unsuspecting children, the surprise being a clone of ryan that takes the childs place
>Fucks a pink cat every single night nonstop, can still find time to review toys
>Parents let him stay up past his bedtime, not out of fear but out of mutual respect

How the fuck should anybody here know that

It's just a meme

>Kids at least had a chance to learn something on television
Yeah, how to act like a whore and how being gay is a cool thing
I'd rather let my kids watch 1000 Johnny Johnny Yes Papa videos before a single episode of a Nickelodeon show where young sluts suck on their toes

found the boomer.

he doesnt have one and that might be the scariest part

be the finger family videos have nick x100

> Still in denial about Ryans power
OH NO NO NO
He gonna be in Smash and BTFO genoposters harder than Steve will.

Haha I get it
'Cause the meme

Who would win?
King Crimson
OR
ryan
?

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It's just kids rewatching the same shit over and over again
There are probably no more than 200 million unique viewers.

Back to stormfront, virgin.

>I'd rather let my kids watch 1000 Johnny Johnny Yes Papa videos before a single episode of a Nickelodeon show where young sluts suck on their toes
Those aren't the only two options for children entertainment you piece of shit, plus I guarantee you those Johnny Johnny videos are gonna be 10x as likely to make your kid a toe sucking degenerate than any Dan Schneider smut

saving nintendo

>ryan doesn't posses all stands simultaneously
wew

This is the mindset of the average Switch user. Literal Barneyfags

Seriously what the fuck?

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Wtf? Ryan posts on Yea Forums?

>your companions in your party are more powerful than yourself

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Holy fuck this can't be legit

>1.2 MILLION dislikes

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good thing ryan is already rich and well connected, or he would have been the next chris-chan

His face brings so much joy to my life. Just look at his precious little smile, none of you can know how much he means to me. He's such a good boy, he's the best, I've watched every single one of his videos for years now, from Kid playing with toys Lego Duplo Number Train to
Ryan Pretend Play Cooking Food with Peppa Pig Kitchen Playset!!! while passing by HUGE EGGS Surprise Toys Challenge with Inflatable water slide. I always miss him whenever he hasn't uploaded in a few hours, so I go back to watch his latest video while waiting. I have all his merch. All his games. Everything. I even printed a picture of him on my wall. I can't live without Ryan, he means so, so much to me. I hope you understand, even though I think none of you can. He's just so special. I'm so thankful for him to be alive.

implying that they arent slaves to ryan

>1.8 billion
>about 2/7 of humanity has witnessed this specific video

SHAD GODDAMN IT NO

>All those fucking views
What does Youtube pay per 1000 views for ads? He must unironically be a millionaire right? Especially considering most of these will be kids on tablets meaning no adblockers

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>his dad is Japanese
>his mom is Vietnamese
Why don't they look either Japanese or Vietnamese. His mom looks Cambodian while his dad must be one of those Okinawans I only hear about.

i wana fuck that goomba

>he must unironically be a millionare
thats lowballing it

A streaming kid is like a vegan cat.

good god

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From the other thread

COMPLETE

I remember what a huge deal it was in 2012 when a video finally hit 1 billion views, now a 6 min video of a kid playing with toys gets 2 billion

If being a boomer means "not wanting your children to be at the mercy of millions of degenerate videos with a production value of 'I own a dell computer' made by pedophiles and Indians forcefed by a faceless uncaring algorithm" I'm happy to be one. I know its a fucking mindblowing proposition to want to care for your childs wellbeing but I'd like to see people try.

The safe calculation is $1 per 1000 views, but its always more complicated than that.

>has his own product line in Walmarts and has his own TV show on Nick
The fuck do you think? He's easily a multimillionaire. Look at all that material everything in his possession. He must be the most spoiled child on the planet.

>having kids
Oof and Yikes

So we done with the Ryan Edits? Can I get a Bloodlines one?

any peckbros in here?

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You just know once he is older he will be paying white supermodels to shit on their chest

I like to have long term goals

>grooks make millions just by putting their home movies of their son playing with toys online.

Don't act like you can't screen what your kid watches on Youtube any less than you can control what games they play or tv shows they watch.

>that kid who always picked Peck and was arrested for sneaking into the ladies room at Applebees

so parents really do just allow their toddlers to watch youtube videos endlessly? I thought you had to be intelligent and mature to get a wife and raise a child...

>Rothschilds bow to Ryan
>In contact with aliens
>Possesses psychic-like abilities
>Control the youth with an iron but fair fist
>Own toy stores & playgrounds globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Ryangrad will be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Ryan babies
> said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Vietnamese monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented toy distribution with him
>Own toy R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Ryan's toys inside you right now
>He learned fluent English in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Ryan
>Is about 7 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

Boy I sure am glad that I wasn't born in this decade. Imagine being raised on watching videos of a kid playing with toys instead of actually playing with toys yourself.

>that kid who always wanted to play Peck and has had autistic bouts of rage when someone else wants to or picks Peck before him

You know what to do.

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am I too retarded to count or does that have almost two billion views

In all seriousness do you think this kind of thing can actually ruin a person's life? I mean this kid is never going to be poor for the rest of his life, but I feel like this fame and attention at such a young age can honestly mess with people's heads. I know this is Yea Forums and all but I unironically get concerned about this kind of thing when it happens to kids

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Is there anything more cuck then letting your toddler watch some other kid play with toys?

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Take it from me, who has a baby brother and a mother who thought it’d be another breeze like raising infant me was: any distraction from the screaming, running and crying is welcomed for any housewife
She hasn’t resorted to tablets or television because he believes it’ll fuck him up, but that’d be the reasoning for millions of other parents who want an easy break

Oh fuck we doin' this?

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having a daughter

Gimme A5

But can I fuck that pink cat?

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If you want to compare it to being a child actor, it might have some ramifications.

Culkin seems to be doing alright though, despite some rough patches.

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alright, give me H6

Indeed, but you have to wait until Combo Panda's done

who gives kids this haircut? is it shit cheap moms do when they dont want to pay a barber? I cant imagine any self-respecting barber ever committing this hairstyle

He best enjoy it while it lasts, because when he gets older loses relevance and blows all the money on hookers and drugs he'll end up a washed up mess
yes im jealous of his money

Which the channel views plus merch, toys, games. Kid must be sitting on a FAT sack of cash, or his parents, whatever.

I remember seeing that Panda character's videos months ago, wanted to draw porn of him but thought that would be embarrasing, should I strike while the iron is still hot? Also does the person who makes the panda videos also own Lexa? I didn't see her on the channel back when I watched it.

takin d2

>vinesauce, dunkey and Ian on the list
>implying they are on the same level

It happens to pretty much every child that's a star. It's not at all natural for a kid to be so publicized, it's genuinely horrible but most people don't give a shit or don't talk about it. See Corey Feldman and Judeth Barsi for example.

pedo

I bet you'd give your kids frosted tipped spiky hair like the sick son of a bitch you are.

Yea I think I remember hearing Jake Lloyd had a really rough life because he got bullied like crazy about being in phantom menace.

I doubt Ryan was anally raped by fat old Hollywood profucers

not /racing with ryan/

Not yet.

That's why you curate what they watch before they watch it.
The sort of shits that watch this stuff are sub 5 anyways, they're not gonna give much of a fuck if the Ipad is playing Finger Family or Fraggle Rock. Past that and they'll get more autonomous in what they'll watch, but at least I gave them a fighting chance to not be a fucking zombie.

>you dont give your kids one shitty haircut so you must give them another
how do people get so retarded

>Is there anything more cuck then letting your toddler watch some other kid play with toys?
Making less money than a 3 year old asian boy

>Classic Game Root
Holy shit I recall watching that fag's videos way back in 2010, shame he quit though.

B4? What the fuck?

>star it shitty movie
>get bullied

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>he owns a switch but isnt /racingwithryan/ right now
what is the matter with you?

G7. First time doing one of these, do I just add my entry immediately???

doesnt come out until november iirc

>That guy who will buy it 'ironically' to be hip with Yea Forums
I-It was a joke. Haha...ha...No it's not fun....Yes I regret it...

I'll do F7

Does it come with a greasy plushie of Ryan?

I want to fuck Ryan in his sleep.

it's not even out yet

The last couple years you could tell he was phoning everything in
>"man this game was pretty awesome, although it would be better if it was on the Vectrex that I have hooked up here at the intergalactic space station"
I don't blame him for giving up since it definitely seems like he lost his passion for it, but the way he left was pretty shitty.

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A5 reporting in

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Fine, E2 is mine faggots

Know what ?

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This kid is so fucking fucked when he gets to middle school. Middle schoolers are merciless. He's gonna have to be homeschooled.

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Prego

The joke is that there will be THAT GUY and he'll probably show it off with a timestamped piece of paper along with other Ryan memorabilia. Because why buy a better game when you can get chuckles out of people on an anonymous image board?

full image?

Probably? Looks like Combo Panda had his own channel, but a group VTubers channel was later created which also introduced Lexa if i'm reading the tvtropes page right
>spoiler
i'd appreciate it if you did user

files.catbox.moe/yu75s4.jpg

He's a real kid so by technically even if you are allowed to have shota/loli content where you are you can't have lewds of him unless you live in a truly lawless zone

I would rather buy this shovelware ironically than unironically buy SwSh at least.

He has a fucking entourage every time he goes to buy toys. He'll be the biggest chad imaginable.

didn't shad draw keemstar's daughter once though

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that was Alex

Do it user
Extra points for ComboxGil

Yea Forums, please stop getting horny over these toddler characters.

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are they toddlers?

why is she so perfect despite being unikitty but without the unicorn

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Unikitty was a fine character, but not so easy on the eyes for being a lego and kinda easy to put in weak settings for her character
t. saw Lego movie a second time because Brick Friday

DUDE
I FREAKING LOVE NINTENDO

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Cringe

bluepilled

Look at this high test kid, has enough testosterone to grow a full-on beard before puberty.

Not the original Mosaicanon but I made this to help out, yellow squares are ones selected but not finished, everything else is fair game, A5 is the only one done right now

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Done

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There's a Jim Carrey movie from way before you were born with that exact premise and it's not portrayed as a good thing.

You just answered your own question user

3 threads in and /ourgoomba/ still doesn't get attention he deserves

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And muh truxton

And it's already shit. Time to go home guys.
Honestly the only time Unikitty was hard to look at was in her cartoon. Seriously her color palette looks like ass in that show.

i love YHVH edits so much

Eh? What? E-e-EHHHHHH??

N-nandatte is this shit? What in tarnation desu ka??

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wojaktards can't meme

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Ughh could you not. I wish 4channel had a downvote button so I wouldn't have to see your post.

I wish I could be so grosly incandescent.

World domination

I'm the guy who requested G7, here's mine

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10 months isn't a decade

she cute

Updated, some other user will have to take over for me if there's more this thread, I need to sleep

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>game package still held at Canadian customs

should I be worried guys?

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it's basically Elsagate lite

>adding panels to the mosaic before it's even complete, let alone just starting
so is this your guys' first week on Yea Forums or something?

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Finally. Hopefully itll be on par with bing bing 3d world

Pure sex energy

hot

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Real question:
Is it better than Garfieldkart?

My niece loves watching this little twerp and his stupid family. I wish them dead.

its going to be the game of the century

How old is she, she'll likely grow out of it.

what makes it worst is that if the parents are dicks, he will probably never get to live with the money he attained for being a face.

>I own a dell computer
XPS and Precision can get pretty expensive, you know

Is that a speedrunner?

Yes

based

check this d6

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>Ryans audience is now old enough to post on v

check my low quality G1

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>GET IN THE KART RYAN

Sad thing is this kid will probably grow up to be a shinji tier autist

There's probably more quality educational content on YT then broadcast/cable TV. Not that children would actively seek it out, just like how I would just watch endless CN reruns back in the day.

>There's probably more quality educational content on YT then broadcast/cable TV.

true, but a parent must seek it out for the kid since kid doesn't know what is worth watching and what isn't. the kid left by himself will eventually keep watching videos such as "1 hour compilation of colorful jelly gorillas turning into chickens" because kid doesn't know any better

Cambodia is right next door to Vietnam user. Also not all people from the same country look alike, even in a relatively homogeneous place like Japan.

Welp that's it, finding a whore to pump full of kids to exploit brb.

youtu.be/Lw9vndDS88I
POLLO
COCODRILO

WHO THE FUCK IS RYAN

>keep watching videos such as "1 hour compilation of colorful jelly gorillas turning into chickens" because kid doesn't know any better
To be honest, those videos are fucking amazing. Like something a randomized would do but with real people behind. Totally catastrophic.

Why is this thread happening?

see

Ryan wills it.
And Ryan's will is law.
And I need my weekly star nugget rations

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Streaming kids don't have nearly as much media traction as ole kid movie stars, ironically. He'll be fine, somewhere along his 10s his parents'll drop the channel and he'll go to Harvard or some shit and begin lucrative land investments.

What the fuck is going on here

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The problem is you can't be sure who is in charge of these channels. During Elsagate there was one channel with such content featuring really creepy animated mascot and guy in charge eventually started interacting with Yea Forums and started putting in videos about Hitler, JoJo finger family, DIO talking in indian, etc. Then he uploaded a really weird live action video about a guy who tries to survive alien-robot invasion (with guns and stuff) and all sorts of inappropriate for kids content and the channel eventually was deleted.

I want to fucking go balls deep in that cat

>%1 percent milk

?

Idk but i would be that happy in that shark's place too

i am actually bewildered shovelware like this still getting console releases today
i thought all this shit moved to mobile

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>I doubt Ryan was anally raped by fat old Hollywood producers
...yet

I think this may have been split into too many panels

Ryan ToysReview uploads HUGE HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVE Surprise Dick Challenge with Tears and regret

Oh, of course. Most of that content is very rough for actual children and can be rather scary, conceptually (although it is a very interesting approach away from the general structurally safe "children's media" that is out in more curated broadcasts - TV and so on - more appealing to their actual interests ironically). I just mean it's incredibly entertaining how "random" and borderline nonsensical something that is necessarily still humanly edited can be.

I myself believe kids should be exposed to media intended for slightly older than them audience so they can - you know - learn and grow.

But it still needs to be in parental control since internet is still kinda wild land - my mother is a private teacher and she allowed the little kid to play with a laptop then left him to do something. I checked up on him since my mother is admittably not very good with kids and what do you know, the kid ended up watching Top 10 Anime Deaths or something like that and I turned it off.

Of course, Ryan's core demographic is 18-35yo males

>Google this shit
>It was the 8th biggest youtube channel 2-3 years ago
>In 2017 between channel and product sales they made 22 million of dollarydoos
>Now it's expanding, has a show on Nickelodeon,several toy lines and sponsors fast foods
>Pewdiepie got butthurt over its popularity and dissed it, but it just keeps growing and now it scares him
>Right now it's the most lucrative channel on youtube

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I want to fuck both

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Draw Combo Panda x Robo Combo, selfcest Is always hot but robot doppelgangers in porn is extremely rare

>the same dumb nigger-tier ranking image that was never correct

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My nigga

Are we a part of Ryan's plan too? Memes and porn?

Remove the cat

>Olsen Twins
they are billionaires. if that is crashing and burning than everyone is a fucking failure.

I was actually planning on drawing that when I saw the Robo Panda thing in these threads.

im genuinely worried about the generation of kids who just watched these videos all day, i have several of them in the family
i believe this will have serious implications on their social skills

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With smile like that, he's a top

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>Pewdiepie got butthurt over its popularity and dissed it, but it just keeps growing and now it scares him
I vaguely remember that. I also remember there being a thread on here mocking Ryan's switch opening a while ago.

I don't know what's going on in this thread, but skimming through it, Ryan is gonna end up as a furry/bi/gay/trans before high school, or he's gonna commit suicide in his 20's.

I hope I'm wrong.

Tell their parents, you idiot, if you can't convince them to get rid of nanny devices at least tell them to replace phones and tablets with a home console with local multiplayer games or give them your old Wii with Mario Party or something like that. That way they can still fry their own brains in front of a screen but at least they won't be pumping them full of late stage capitalism garbage.

Most people of our age watched Teletubbies
I don't think most of them grew up retarded

nigger as if i havnt fucking tried that, a few years ago i gave them my old PS2, Gamecube and DS and they are currently collecting dust, i already spoke out against this shit but parents are a stubborn fucking bunch, nobody wants to admit that their ''parenting'' is flawed, especially not from a childless youngster like me

Combo is based.

Teletubies atleast teached kids basic social and life lessons

Can we stop with this meme already? Social skills come about as naturally as breathing. They're apart of human nature/instinct.

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>atleast teached kids basic social and life lessons
Fucking how?
Never thought I'd see a Teletubbie apologist. I was like 6 when it aired in my country and even at that age I understood after a couple episodes it was mindless garbage.

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>The Life lessons meme again
Did anyone ever applied a lesson from a cartoon?
Everyone knows it's just an excuse to trick dumb parents into making kids watch a show

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6 years is already too old for Teletubies, that shit is for kindergartners

>Social skills come about as naturally as breathing.
wrong
see: /r9k/

Is this thread ironic? Are you guys furries or something? I couldn't watch 30 seconds of this.
youtu.be/NrJMEpHjpP8

They're not wrong you know, if you talk to strangers in public the chances are you'll get some weird looks from a few passerby's which never happened in the past. Even asking someone to move over in public transport is enough to yield some glances from everyone around.

Should you even watch TV at such a young age?
Should is the keyword
Not everyone is lucky, that's why psychology exists

>Even asking someone to move over in public transport is enough to yield some glances from everyone around.
There's nothing weird about it. People just like to observe their surroundings much like when all the cars slow down to observe a car crash.

Blah blah, something something.

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No bro we are all serious here, I have purchased over 500$ in Ryan toys merchandise in the last year and follow all of their channel religiously, and I know many other anons who do the same.

Most people on r9k are just extremely paranoid/overthink everything that strangers do.

Oh boy, another slightly amusing meme being beaten into the ground. Love this one.

jesus christ this has so much potential to be true if things keep heading the way they are.

watch this game get a remaster or sequel out of nowhere in 2029 or something. screencap this

If it has online multiplayer I'm 100% getting it to crush kids online

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>Get to make his own vidya when he's less than 10 years old.
Wtf bros, it's not fair....

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>mfw Ryan will have his own video games out before I even get in the industry.

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where is your game jlmg

>been writing and designing a game for longer than this kid has been alive and he still made a game before me

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Toy channel on Youtube.

i think the parents should be shot because they're unfit and the children should be put in protective custody because let's face it, not raising your children right is abuse.

This, the pedos are all on the monkey torture videos.

my name Ryan :)

Great stuff, man

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I've always thought watching other people do activities you could do yourself for entertainment was kinda weird, even mainstream stuff like sports, but part of me can't shake the bleakness of stagnant wages and more people living vicariously though trivial shit like game streamers, food tubers, etc instead of affording the relatively cheap experience themselves.

I really don't want to know how many million human beings unironically watch people eat basic fast food or even ramen noodle videos due to extreme poverty and just spoon tap water with a boullion cube along with them to pretend to sate their hunger.

What's the timeframe for the masses to start making sleep streamers popular? How long until the 99% must work 3 full time jobs and starts seeing sleep as a luxury?

Imagine how fucking creeped out this kid is gonna be when he grows up and learns about a bunch of neckbeards obsessing over him.

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>1.8 billion
That can't be fucking real.

VIEWBOT

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Soon™

BASED

Somebody draw Pepe Ryan driving a Go cart.

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IM READY FOR RYAN

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>My nephew watches his stupid videos on babbytube
>Find out he has a show on nick jr.
>now he has a gaming channel

What fucking genie in the lamp bullshit is this?
Holy fuck.

>Acts like his glorified reaction videos to reddit memes and tv shows are better than toy reviews
>Acts like he's not a massive view whore with scummy thumbnails and trend milking videos himself
>Rallies zoomer army against a literal five year old child
>Still gets surpassed
You know what, I'll take one hundred of this kind of channels at the top of youtube most viewed if it means seeing this faggot bitch and seethe about it.

Fuck off back to r/Yea Forums, living shitstain

you gey son

>a little kid being a literal retard talking about toys is the biggest shit on youtube.

I am not fucking surprised youtube's algorithms have gone to complete shit because people keep letting their kids sit in front of an ipad for 8 hours and those kids watch the same shit over and over. I've seen it. Children are free adrev it's sickening to see.

Remove cat
everyone's gay for big gil

Please tell me this kid will end up murdering his parents in their sleep eventually.

>be oldfag
>fucking zoomers come in and bring their shit memes and can't even give their elders the common courtesy to explain themselves
>newfag
fuck you

Drawing it now. Might suck.

He's going to become so used to his lavish lifestyle he'll be a reverse asshole and give away tons of money just to get off on how hungry people will be for his coin.

Faggot. Go back to plebbit and never come to this website again.

If you want to prove yourself worthy, delete the frogpost drawing and draw Alpha Lexa porn instead.

If you put it like that, it's not too surprising on why how he's snowballed all the way up but it still makes me feel completely out of touch.

fuck i hate this

i can't keep up with this shit anymore in my 30s and really dont even want to but an overwhelming part of me is still so desperately clinging onto keeping up with youth culture even though it's never done shit for me

>pedo shit

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1% fat

>let's plays have been analysed by companies and turned into such a basic formula that they can just make a cartoon panda personality do it

This right here. Garfield kart was fun anyways.

Ryan shills get out

Television shows were at least somehow regulated to still keep some facade of decency.
Youtube shit it's just fucking toy commercials and nothing else.

It's different. Our devices weren't portable. And my parents would kick me out of the house, if I tried to spend it in front of the TV all day.

I don't understand... So Ryan's parents upload videos of their kid playing on youtube and quickly learn it makes them lots of money so they keep doing it.... But where does the panda and these other cartoon animals fit in?

>my 30s
Sir, you must be underage to post on Yea Forums

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From being around my 5 yr old nephew, Ryan is unironically the best. Trying to endure Ninja Kids and the boatload of fucking screaming s0ib0is is torture.

Why does he look like an old Indonesian man?

>when everybody draws your oc better than yourself

He's penoy

Shadfag cannot draw.

Why do indonesians look like this.

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I knew we were TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN but not like this....

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The shark is called Gil and the panda is called Combo.

the middle scenes and the ending for this was great

>HE threads deleted upon notice
>loss edit threads deleted even before porn gets dumped
>actual porn thread doesn't get deleted
>actual video game discussion goes to page 10
>this shit stays up

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His videos were so comfy.

I want to see what other things that artist has done

W-What the fuck is this thread?

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So, does that mean I can legally fuck the cat?

Lexa is a thot.

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the bandichads finally btfo, a true kart racer to defeat the plumber once and for all

Haha

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What's with kids channels having incredibly hot anthropomorphic characters? That shitty dolan meme channel has that hot as fuck purple parrot and that pink cat, now Ryan has Alphalexa.

I should probably do my civic duty and upload these lewd cat pictures to paheal.
If I do that there's a good chance it'll be some kid's first fap and I don't know if I want that.

Upload to e621 then

I don't give a shit about that channel for babies but the cartoon characters are really cute.

what was the name of that youtube channel that posted infomational shit but had a hot anfro girl come in and explain things sometimes

I found e621 when I was 11, and it fucked me up.

might get banned but whatever

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Danger Dolan/Planet Dolan?

In the case of Shina from Planet Dolan, that's because Vim animates the show and he's a degenerate as well.

I was sexually repressed and found female anthro characters hot at 17 and now im a degen furfag.
It's in your blood, you can't fight it

Yeah that's the one. There's gotta be lewds of her, right?

>it's an 'oldfags don't realise the irony in asking to be spoonfed' episode

Yup

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There's like six pages on e621, even the show animator has done porn of Shima - albeit nothing major and mostly cheesecake. Yes I got her name wrong the first time

Some even watch on switches and watch on tvs using youtube tv
What was the post
C5

Haven't felt this conflicted since the first fnaf threads on here.
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You know there was a time I thought Yea Forums couldn't get any lower, now we see people unironically talking about a game based on some kids channel. Yea Forums signing out

>unironically
I think you're mistaken

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Do you honestly think little kids would come here to make threads about this channel?

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what's this cutie from

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i liked it, user

>millions
channel has 30 billion views

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I've put those images on Paheal. Hopefully no one actually jerks it to them.

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you missed

I appreciate it!
Nice.

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wololo

nah i doubt it, first of all his parents will probably put him in one of those rich as fuck hollywood private schools where it's full of kids like him, and none of them will have the balls to start any shit with fucking ryan.
secondly this kid is gonna have so much fucking money by the time he's 11-12 he'll be basically untouchable. first day of school all he has to do is find the biggest, toughest looking kid there and pay him $100 to punch anybody who tries to fuck with him.

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never seen a bigger cope in my life, bet you wish you could download switch games off soulseek now you fucking faggot

There's vore art of the bird chick, mostly because of a joke about a mouse and her stomach that she said on one episode

Kid probably home schooled with top of the line tutors.

please post don't be like "nvm fixed it closing thread now ;)" pleasee

...

ffs even kids are doing the soiface now. the fuck is wrong with just smiling/grinning like a normal fucking person

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Thanks, it's uploaded now.

Damn you got me, at least I could still pirate it

>kid already has more money than you’ll ever wageslave in life
So long story short his parents lucked out

Thank you for your service user
also I think it's alpha lexa not alpha alexa

You're right. Let me fix that

holy shit thank you but yes i saw this, thank you though

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kids have always made this face based autist, it only looks out of place on adults

How do you know, are you a pedo or something?

>you have to be a pedo to see kids in basic social situations like family gatherings
the absolute state of Yea Forums

Do you have a Lucifer's Call edit saying "Ryan's Call"?

How do we escape the algorithm Yea Forums?

>same level of shit
Accurate, there's just levels of absolute shit

He has a fucking videogame coming out bro

I think I might make a second yt account to subscribe to him

>0:23 - 28
I loled

>missed a Ryan thread

block youtube monetization in india

>oldfag
>not at least recognizing James Rolfe and Mike "Big Dick" Matei

at least try a little before posting like a faggot

From The Desk Of Ryan

getting FAT and burned out after Overwatch while being a psuedo-soundcloud rapper

How would Ryan feel about this thread?

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he'd look at it glossy-eyed and then go back to mindlessly wheeling a toy Mater from Cars back and forth on his desk

why were my exact thoughts posted here wtf

He would shitpost along, he's not much younger than the average Yea Forumstard.

Ryan reminds me of porky minch

how is this real

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Wait a second here... I recognize that panel!

>22 million per year
why would they be buying lottery tickets

Will we be alive when Len and Rin AIs start a lets play channel?

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Fucking kill yourself

The game Yea Forums will Unironically be shilling for the next few months

>that image

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remove the fucking cat

before the thread dies
someone explain me what the fuck is going on

I doubt he can read

Yea Forums's favourite youtuber is releasing a videogame
what else is there to understand?

Will he finally be dethroned?

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why do you think basedboys are manchildren

More likely they will give him a portion in a trust fund. Most young people cannot handle large lump sums of money wisely.

Love this little gook-troupe

Babysitting my nieces and nephew atm, this little wonk-faced shit and his abusive parents keep the kids distracted for HOURS

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shitposting over shovelware mario kart over this youtuber with massive influence nobody was aware of

BASED

HE does it for free. Now then. Would anyone mind giving me a daily dose? I aint feelin too good doc.

Ok yes but Shima doesn’t exist in this reality anymore. She disappeared without a trace. Nobody even Dolan himself knows what happened. Gonna safely assume she’s dead.

he already has
but will he be dethroned again?

Fug, I thought this was a thread for people named Ryan and now I'm disappointed.

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Very true, actually. My sister puts on those fucking nursery rhymes all the time for her baby. It distracts the kid so it works like a charm. It all boils down to lazy parenting. It makes me sad how kids will grow up watching Youtube of all things instead of something with more soul like vidya or 90's/00's cartoons.