Describe the metal gear series in 30 words or less

Describe the metal gear series in 30 words or less

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metal gear ?

Cringey movies that get called stealth games for some reason.

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Yes metal gear

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Do you mean the plot or just the series?

You knew ?

Being a soldier sucks, even if it eventually gives you superpowers. Also everybody is dead-set on equipping bipedal robots with superweapons.

was good until mgs4 and became worse since then.

complete kino from top to bottom one of the best series in gaymen

Zanzibar
Mechs
Nerd
Metal Gear
Weapons
Ninja
Vampires running on water
Fatmans
Russians
Old man dying on the battlefield
woman trying to hug you to death.

MUFF! OSP!! CQC!!! GENES!! MEMES!! NANOMACHINES!! GREEN EGGS AMD BEANS!!!!!!

Boring ass stealth game.

Escape From New York, James Bond, The Rock, just like my Japanese animes.

If James Bomd was written by William Shakespear then localized for Japan.

He sneaks around and saves the world from spy groups making nuke-mechas

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This nibber gets it

Boring movies

nanomachines

one fuck huge tribute to david bowie who likely did not even know the game existed at all because konami went through his agent and publishing company. poor little kojima

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Muh Boss
Muh Motherbase
I'm already a demon
Muh Outer Haven
Genes
Patriots
Nanomachines son
All cute girls die
SNAKE EATER!!!

Peepee stinky cardboard box hideo kojima

Low IQ zoomy detected

Batman ain’t got shit on me.

bees