Be honest Yea Forums, what's your excuse for buying pokemon SS?

>shitty porn devs on patreon making 10k+ for bi-yearly updates with repackaged assets
if plague ever made a lewd game and put it on patreon, he would never have to do an honest day's work for the rest of his life

I love Serena!

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Giantess Fem Pokemons. You all know that's the main hook?

i promised my suicidal cousin we'd play it together to relive old memories and it's helping him to go on living for now

I tried X/Y, found it lacking and Sw-Sh doesn't look like Gamefreak have actually stepped up their game in any way.

She's shit. Lame character lame bullshit filler garbage dancing around bullshit of bullshit. Her personality is shitty pointless love interest so her MUH ASH shit got repetitive and very annoying. Also cunt became worse looking when she "character developed" aka dyke hair.

Shame that Braixen and Sylveon were caught by this lame cunt. We'll never see them again.

Not planning on buying it. The game looks better than last gen but still don't think it's worth it. I'll wait and see.

W-what if it's so bad he ends up killing himself?

user would still play it.

i won't buy it i'll just fap to the pokémon and maybe emulate it when it's possible. definitely not paying for it in any way

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I have no excuse, I won't be buying it

Because gen 2 was where i really got into pokemon, so getting their remakes was a no brainer for me, and I like Lugia more so I went with SS. Or did you mean SwSh?

I'm not buying it.

If anyone at all was referring to the remakes they'd say HGSS you meme lord.

I've never thought I'd say this in my 11 years on Yea Forums, but cope.

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Braixen has much more quality porn than Serena. Cope.

>tfw no delphox mommy

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To spite whiny babies like you and everyone online.

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you lost me at the diaper

I was going to buy a switch JUST for it. But them saying "lol fuck you and your pokemon you've been playing with since the early 2000s" ensured that I don't buy a switch or it. Fuck em. Fuck ever buying another pokemon game too.

>plagueofgripes episode
>the punch line is "what if [series] was sexual"

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they look like shit

I need an artist name
This isn't in e621

Not getting it because my wife isn't in

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Depends what the extra features are in Pokemon Home. If Pokemon Home functions like a better Pokewalker, then maybe I'll buy SS.

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>Doing things just purely out of spite
Are you literally 5 years old? How immature can you be?

e621.net/post/index/1/avante92

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Just draw the rest of it user. What are you, a shitter?

>implying I'm going to touch that shit
Maybe I'll take another look at a Pokemon game when Game Freak finally reaches PS2 graphics.

You had me at the diaper

unless they show something that actually makes up for cutting content, im not
but i will continue wanking off to pokemon though

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>implying I'm buying that piece of shit
I'll only buy a new pokemon game if it lets you date your pokemon

MOTHERFUCKER.
I knew it was Avante at first glance, but for some reason it wasn't showing up when looking for Zamazenta

I'm not buying it though, it doesn't look good.

IT'S BECAUSE IT'S NOT EVEN ZAMAZENTA YOU STUPID FUCK
IT'S ZACIAN

Soul Silver was a good game

that's because i screwed up and named the file "zamazenta" instead of "zacian"

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Well I don’t think I’ve ran to any of the perceived “deal breakers” like not all Pokémon’s being in Swish (I thought that was already a thing in Pokémon games) or people pointing out the graphics of a tree.

No, I like the location, characters and the starters all look very neat (I’m myself going with Grookey). The revealed Pokémon are pretty neat though I can’t help but Eyeball at the title legendaries. I think I’m going to enjoy this game very much. I do wish Gamefreak could’ve been more accommodating about the the National Dex supporters and hope they figure something out so we can all enjoy Pokémon.

After GF revealed exactly what little fucks they give, I really don't feel compelled to give them any money for some strange reason.

Luckily I can also enjoy the best part of that series (the fanart) without even having to touch the games too.

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This newest pokemon game made me realize just how delusional and pathetic adult pokemon fans are. How they can excuse such a shit product from the worlds largest franchise fucking baffles me.

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Not buying it until they bring back following pokémon (in a game that isn't a shallow KAAANTO cashgrab aimed at mobile playing normies)

Delphox >>> Braixen

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Imagine having standards set so low that a functioning camera is enough ""new"" features to warrant a purchase

Only in fanart and stats
Model looks fugly

I'm not buying it. I'm done with Pokémon. My mommy bought me Blue and I bought Gold, Ruby, Pearl, Black, Y, and Sun but I'm not getting this.

Looks better in the anime and official art too

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The real practician tastes is Delphox (Female) = Braixen (Male) > Braixen (Female) > Delphox (Male)

I liked pokemon. I buy every other game released out of habit. I know almost nothing about the game.

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Eh, I dunno
Still mommy material, tho

>Don't really care about national sex
>Graphics are good, Yea Forums is just fixating on the tree
>New Pokemon designs look good
>I like playing Pokemon games
Dynamaxing looks gay, sucks megas aren't coming back. Z moves can eat shit.

You're just suffering from series fatigue. You'll be back.

>national sex

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>>Don't really care about national sex
we can tell lol

>this thread again

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What reason do you have to still play pokemon if you're not some freak that faps to the characters?

I just fap to Pokemon

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ITS NOT FAIR

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The free camera is only accessible in the wild area, dumb ass

>buying pokemon SS

I was going to until E3

Nessa can't save that shitshow of a game.

It would be a year minimum, they run on yearly releases now. Doubt we'll have another FireRed/LeafGreen and Emerald situation again.

soulsilver? well is the remake of one of my favorite generations of pokemon, though not sure why bringing a game that was from the NDS era

a very overused concept, at least we know you'll never die of hunger with all those eggs to eat

I loved Silver and it looked like a brilliant remake.

Soul Silver is the second best Pokémon too, no shame in buying it.

If the series stayed fresh and tried to push its limits, it wouldn't be causing fatigue. Yeah, I'll be back. Back for gen IX or X when they maks it good again.

I do not fap to the characters.
I play it because it's just an adventure with your magical pets. As of recent it's been more about saving the world with having fun with pokemon being put on the backburner, though. Coincidentally one of the reasons why I will not be getting SS because at least to me some things we've seen so far suggest it will have SM style cutscenes and it makes me sad.

>when a cute face alone is enough to make pp big

This
I would rather buy a full copy of SS with the Pokewalker for $160 or wtv price it's currently on eBay than SwSh on release.

Based and softvorepilled

I haven't played a Pokemon game since original Ruby.

I'm a corporate shill that has to absolutely see Nintendo win as much as possible. I don't want us to go back to the days when we were the laughing stock for buying the wii u, so I have to ensure that every product they make does well.

I liked gen 2 and soulsilver was worth it.

artist is "the-minuscule-task" on e6 if you're curious user

It looks fun and I have disposable income

No Ampharos, no buy

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Cause it shit and fuck off

I'm pretty sure I recognize the image, but thank you

Based and I rememberthisposterpilled

antpharos?

You and me think alike. though even cutting one mon is an issue.

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Im not? Already cancelled my preorder and put it on DQ11 instead

While I am a person who exclusively uses new Pokemon in every gen, I won't be getting this on principle of not having every Pokemon in it. Maybe what small backlash there will be will kick GF in the ass and force them to actually learn how to make video games

>thinking a game that preys on children cares if some thirty year old virgins don't buy their game

How many kids even play Pokemon?

because i'm a shield cuck sissy

>pokemon /ss/

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>buying pokemon SS
for what? n64 trees and less than what the previous titles got me? nah

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You do have a copy of Soul Silver you can play on your DS, right user?

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I had one
my asshole neighbor stole it when I was young.
still wish any other game has pokemon follow you like in that game and Ho-Oh has objectively the best theme of any pokemon legendary

I dusted off my old copy of SS and damn, the game has so much soul. It’s clear GF is just making the games as an afterthought to keep their share of TPC, and the real revenue is from merchandizing and especially mobile now

A true Pokemon fan would realize that the series is beyond redemption now, and to stop supporting the franchise so that it may one day recover.

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Hell yes I do

avante really knows how to draw a blaziken

I already have soul silver

Why the fuck is it $80?

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Don't have one. I'll only play it after the Switch Mini / dockless comes out if it ever comes out.

I do, yeah. I have Diamond, Platinum, Soul Silver, White and Black 2. I still own the Boxes and everything.

>He didn't make sure to have an R4 that still works to this day.

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I regret it every day

Yes and heart gold and platinum too

Someone post that cute smile

I lost the pokewalker for my heart gold, but still have the soul silver one

I wanna see the new pokemans and form my own opinion on it instead of being some drone

I was playing it just 30 minutes ago.

I didn't lose my Pokewalker, I think I just threw it away accidentally one day

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Faggot cousin stole my gameboy advance with my little plug in light (because no backlight) So my entire gaming life I never got to experience Nintendo games since I transitioned to PC really early. So I bought a Switch to play all the first party titles.

>BOTW
Fun, didn't like the fact the story was all in the books. World is is pretty empty. No replay value.
>Mario Kart
Dumb fun, not a fan of racing games, not worth 60 bucks
>Smash Bros Ultimate
I know it is not a fighting game, but as someone who played more traditional fighters like SF, Marvel, Tekken, and various Anime fighter it is great. Favorite game that I bought so far.

This brings me to Pokemon, I don't think it is going to be that great, but since I have never played it before I'm willing to give it a fair shot.

You post this like I'm supposed to know what it means

Bit of a mouthful to explain. It was v's flavor of the mouth like 5 years ago

CARLOS!

>National Sex
Ok virgin atlantic

Just emulate any of the DS games from Platinum onward on your PC, no need to waste 60 bucks on what looks to be the worst game in the series to find out if you like Pokémon or not.

>buying
kekopedia

I bought HG, not SS

>flavour of the mouth
you son of a bitch

What happened to that game anyways, the updates suddenly stopped

Not sure what pacifically about this makes me laugh

Apparently he died

oh fuck, RIP
might go bust a nut to that game and hat in respect

Allegedly found him in a van in a parking lot at a grocery store? Been there a few weeks? Allegedly. No proof

update: busted a fat nut

Could you quit posting fox girls. They always turn men furry.

Horrifying

I might buy it used just to play with friends/coworkers.

Depends not planning on it currently, but if it winds up being good then yeah probably

I think I'm going to wait to get it, first because nothing so far convinced me to consider preordering, and second I'm going to buy it used if at all at this point because I have poor self control but don't want to give GF my money.

What's the name of the game. Gonna give my "press f" faps too.

They're talking about Super Deep Throat I think, that game was the shit back then, the amount of dead sons I've because of it is high as fuck.

Only good pokemon games are those not developed by Gamefreak.

Diaper 2 big.

I WANT AN EEVEE TO LICK MY COCK CLEAN OF SMEGMA AND SWEAT!

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simple, no Nidoking no buy

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What if pokemons all were mature women haha?

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I haven't played a Pokemon game in years, so I really don't give a shit about Pokemon carrying over this time around. That and niggas are buying that shit anyway.

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I'm gonna pass unless they fix either Home or the natdex thing. First game I'll have passed on ever but it's so incredibly scummy.

They'll rerelease SS next year so that Galar mons can get move tutors.

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Can't Kobi draw more than 1 face?

based and kobi-pilled
no not really
for as ""ok"" an artist as he is he's still not that great
on a somewhat related note, does anyone know why the snivy line attracts such autism? I've never understood it, was it because of the smugleaf stuff?

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for the new pokemon

Human on Pokemon is the purest love

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Hope this guy does more size difference with their milfs

This thread wounds my human soul.

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I have a copy of heartgold, complete with the box, pokewalker, and all the packaging.
Game was boring so I never really played it a whole lot, dropped it after roughly 7 hours.

uwu

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He's too cute

I don't care about the national Pokédex not being there. I never transferred Pokémon from older generations to newer ones. Also I'm not going to buy it, I'm going to pirate it two weeks early and be done with it by the time the game releases.

Adult pokemon fans are something else I swear, you know you can just not play it right?

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>that ratio
bros.....

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>tfw no Delphox m(ale)ilf

>diaper/hypno/crossdressing

yikes

why yes those are my favorite tags, how did you know?

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One of the best shit shadman has done

Too bad it has a dick

>Bad

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>Mewtwo says the N word
Shadbased and redpilled

>no balls in the first comic
>give said mon child bearing hips
>tehee he has a feminine penis and balls in my next comic x3.
Shadfag is a closet fag

Got fucked with Ultra Moon and Ultra Sun the last time as it was a straight up better version, not really different from the base game. I'll wait for pokemon gun this time.

lately all he does is post trap shit

Why are pokemon threads always so sexually frustrated?

I mean, with hips like those

this

Good

Since we all know GameFreak are a bunch of lazy assholes who willingly admit that they're gonna half-ass this game, then I'm not giving them a single cent.

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because I have the older games that I know I like. why spend 80 bucks for big pokemon when I can have no fucking gimmicks for free

Fuck the lazy bastards, but ill have to buy it since brand new gen. Eldegoss already has a spot on my team

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