The hype is real

The hype is real.

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>another port

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>go ahead and charge me a full $60 for this port!

I've come to think that Nintendo consoles are designed to deplete the testosterone from your body.

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>go ahead and charge me a full $60 for this port!
OH MY F****** GOD!!!11!!! I WILL!! DEFINITELY I WILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BUT IT'S ON THE GO

BASED NINTENDO DOES IT AGAIN

>Please fuck me with your massive black Nintendo cock!
>Don't forget my wife too!

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Nice fake

MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING WARIO WORLD GAME I’M FUCKING SICK OF WARIO BEING THIS GAY FARTING BIKER

>more WarioWare and not a Wario platformer
I'm really butthurt about Sakurai and his fart fetish

the game isn't even good

>tfw the wario land dev team left years ago
>tfw we'll never get a new wario land

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I enjoy Warioware games but I don't think they should be at the same price point as sprawling movie-games that hundreds of people worked years on.

You literally can't port Gold on the Switch without it being a watered down inferior version. This guy and other obnoxious Switch port begging faggots are retarded.

Which one?
I'm glad that Wario platformers ended with Wario Land 4. It was a great game.

Fuck WarioWare ports, give me Wario World 2.

If Good-Feel's next game isn't a new Wario Land game i'll kill myself.


Fuck Yoshi

This here. It'll be a new one, which I'm curious to see how they'll fuck it up since they'll probably segregate the minigames into portable-mode and docked-mode.

Can we at least get another Wario World? 3D Wario was alright.

why? only the games on GBA are good, the DS and especially the Wii one is trash

>Fuck yoshi
Reported

>and especially the Wii one is trash
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

my nigga
wario world was completely fucking nuts and i would adore a sequel

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Shake It is the best Wario game. You know it to be true.

Wario Land 4 was a great game -- probably the best platformer on the GBA -- but it wasn't the last one. Wario World released on the Gamecube 3 years later and it was a genuinely great 3D platformer, and Wario Land: Shake It came out on the Wii and it was a positively gorgeous game full of handdrawn artwork and animations. They were both really solid games in their own right, which makes it suck even more that it's been 11 years since we got a new Wario platformer.

But I already have this game

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Whose are those scribbles?

It'll have to be a different game.
Are they sure it's not new Rhythm Heaven for Switch?

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>was completely fucking nuts
It was stupidly short and not paced well. Wario Land Shake It was miles better despite being 2d.

This would be warioware gold correct?
I'll buy it if they include the game and wario stuff too, I didn't get those

I wonder how feasible it would be to rerelease that game in HD and/or wide screen. That's really all it needs.

>Go ahead and charge me a full $60 for this port!
why are switchfags so pathetic?

Wario ware gold was such a letdown, all of the games are better in their original games.

Nintendo saw the huge spike in Ashley/Smash related suicides, and realized they needed to act fast.

Kill yourself you retarded nigger, Smooth Moves is far and away the best in the series

You literally can't have Game and Wario stuff without 2 screens. The Switch completely killed off multi-screen gameplay which Warioware made great use of.

>Smooth Moves is far and away the best in the series

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Is that signed by Charles Martinet? Seems like something he would do

>warioworld 2 never

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Based Martinet

I should had recorded it. He puts on such a show signing Wario shit.

Reminder that even the worst Wario platformer (Wario for the Virtual Boy) is a better game than the best WarioWare (Mega Microgames).

gotta stay relevant somehow I guess

That is a shame, I was hoping they'd do the same for starfox zero as well to turn it into a more traditional entry

In a perfect world, Metroid Prime 4 would've been finished already by the original devs, Retro would have released their new game that's been in development for 5+ years, and now Retro would be working on a new Wario Land.
But this is not a perfect world.

I love him for that. He was going to be at a local convention of mine but he cancelled last minute. I was hoping to get my copy of Mario 64 signed by him :

I like Wario Land but I'll take Donkey Kong any day.

he's right you know

>not wanting a Wario Land game with as much skill and love put into it as Tropical Freeze

>the worst WarioWare is coming to Switch
Wake me when there's a new Wario Land.

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There's one coming out by half of the original DKC developers, it's called The Impossible Lair.

I was just wondering why there's no Wario Ware on the switch. Would it just a port of the GameCube one or is it a new game?

>original DKC developers
I wish people will stop embellishing these kinds of projects. Especially when they usually don't have any more than 4 or so of the original team. Did Mighty No 9 even have anyone but Con Man?

You’re right. VNs should be half the price of a real game.

VNs aren't movie games.

I didn't know about those games being platformers. I guess I should've known by the names but I never saw gameplay. What was Wario World like?

Perhaps he was being ironic

I said that cause it's a game I really want.

Where is WaluigiWare?

>Search up article title
>No hits

Faggot OP.

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>Nintendo won't cough up a Wario Land Shake It port but they were perfectly fine with bringing Kirby's epic yarnshit on the fucking 3ds of all things
whos the fucking clown at nintendo that is in charge of what games can and can't get ported so i can send him a threat letter

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Wasn’t there an E3 leak saying this and a new 2D Metroid would be announced

I hope for a new WarioWare DIY personally. Such a great game, but with the servers gone, there's not as much you can do with the old one.

Also, was Master of Disguise any good? Nobody ever talks about it.

>games with forced touch screen gimmicks ever being good

You know OP if you're gonna make a fake article to bait dipshits at least be subtle.