Japan makes a character mocking America

Clownpiece is based

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fuckkkk just look at that tight lewd cunny

This character is more a personification of America mocking the rest of the world.

>America makes a not cute female character that looks like it was cross-breed between a gorilla and a goblin
>people complain if you complain

I want that clown pussy. Why would I be upset? Besides, she's not even fat. Terrible satire of my nation.

did you play the game? she is actually glorifying america, particularly the united states dominion over the lunarians

>Kills Lunarians
>source of american pride
I never knew she was so hardcore

You can't wear the American flag like that, it's against code

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>mocking
>not a celebration of the american spirit
your europoor cope is showing

FUCK THE MOON!

Bruh it's like 4am in europe, it's to start blaming the the south americans or canadians instead.

Bruh, the whole world mocks America on daily bases.

Have you been in America? Literally everyone does.
Stupid fucking redneck fucks

that refers to wearing an actual american flag or a flag that has been modified into clothing. American flag print is okay

it's not you can't have the flag on your clothes, it's you cannot turn an official flag into clothing.

>Have you been in America? Literally everyone does.
For being so obsessed, you sure know absolutely nothing about America.

I thought in one recent game, Americans were in uproar because of a comical fat characters

I don't know much about Touhou, what the fuck is this bitch's problem and why is she stirring up trouble?

Mocking? How? She literally uses "freedom" to piss off the space elves, why Americans would be offended of someone using their flag to put some assholes in their place?

CP is clearly a celebration of America though.
>Images of CP first start popping up within the western community.
>mfw commie tumblards and spics start getting assblasted over a positive protrayal of American patriotism defeating the moonsluts.

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>on daily bases

Did I just get trolled

you forgot
>doesn't even know how to dodge her own spell cards

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>Implying Humans ever reached the Moon
impure creatures really have some weird dreams

Do the fairies deserve the bullying?

In the moon there are assholes called "lunarians", they see themselves as gods and humanity is just "pathetic puny mortals", so we USA arrived to the moon they lost their shit bevause "how these primitive monkeys can do that?!" And now USA triggers them. Clownpiece wants to piss off the Lunarians, she found the american flag, do the math.

>literally the personification of the American flag that was left on the moon that triggers the moon rabbits because humans think they were the first being to visit

Wanna know how I know you're black?

Why does she want to piss off the lunarians?

When America landed on the moon in 2hu lore Neil Armstrong basically went to war against the Lunarians singlehandedly, kicked their asses, planted the flag and then left.
Clownpiece is just rubbing it in while cute domming them into oblivion.

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What triggers them is the idea of the humans actually reaching their home, they cannot compute the idea of humans become advance.

Because they're nerds

I am still awake

Because her boss ordened her, her boss and the friend of her HATE the lunarians and want to BTFO them.

Except she is probably one of the recent popular Touhou characters. Kasen just eclipses everyone but Clownpiece is pretty well received.

It's not a flag. It's clothes with a flag pattern. It doesn't even have all 50 stars.

Her temporary boss hates them for killing her son.
Clownpiece is just really enthusiastic about following orders.

Neil Armstrong is canonically the best at danmaku in the world?

Long story, a mother is 100% mad that her husband left for a frog and were more or less responsible for killing her son. She becomes so angry she is nothing but anger and decides to cause a mass exodus of a bunch elitist moon dwellers to kill said frog. She has help from Hell's admin who sends this fairy to shitpost the moon. The moon is mad salty that Neil Armstrong bopped them so hard in a war so the American Flag literally triggers them. Fairies also trigger them, so the moon dwellers froze their capital in stasis to keep it clean from the fairy invasion while invading fantasy land to terra form it since the fairies bopped their defenses on the moon.

don't you know the lore? Neil Armstrong is the unseen God of the Hakurei Shrine

I wish I could mock America :(

Me here, I wish that was American

Neil Armstrong is a meme.

>Japan makes a character
>everybody faps

It was more of a bad matchup than anything.
Lunarians aren't supposed to even be near things impure, and being human counts.
So he was basically a walking talking memetic bioweapon. Too much contact and their not quite immortality wears off.

Does she specifically wear the flag to trigger them, or was it just coincidence?

Name one character.

that's a lot of destruction just for being mad over getting cucked, why didn't she go kill the stupid from herself? does reimu kill her for fucking everything up like that?

As an American, the world needs more clunny.

Yep, it is completely intentional on her part.

>implying America been on the moon

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>Making shit up.
Yeah just like how they couldn't deal with the SDM, Marisa, and Reimu.
Oh
Wait

When it comes to Physiology, what makes the Moon people different to humans?
how an they breathe on the moon?
How bad was really the moon wars?

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No she was actually in the right.
Lunarians are a shit and the only reason Reimu even cared was because the Moon was staging an invasion/genocide of Gensokyo in order to run away.

It was a coincidence.
Some garbage translator pushed their fanfiction that CP was some sort of genius who knew exactly how to push the Lunar slut's buttons, but she's just a dumb fairy who found a cool flag.

Long ago, a woman called Junko lost her son when his husband betrayed her for a lunarian woman called Chang'e and she made him shot some suns down, one crushed the son. Junko went INSANE and literally became hatred incarnated, she already killed the husband and now want to kill change'e, so she joined forces with Hecatia, the goddess of hell and the stronger 2hu, who also hates chang'e because the whole shotting down suns stole light from hell and together they started to shitpost the lunarians. The fairy is a subordinate of Hecatia and shitpost the Lunarians on her command.

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She doesn't know where the frog is. Reimu hates moon niggers too so she wouldn't kill her.

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Junko purify the fairies' lifeforce to make it literal Zyklon B to them instead of just unpleasant

Sonia from Pokémon S/S

>They're ascended humans, so basically magic I guess.
>True Moon has breathable air and water
>A majority of the actual damage was from infighting and moon rabbits panicking.

Is there anyone Reimu DOESN'T hate?

Just saying but Clownpiece canonically does know how English.

I wouldn't be out of the question for junko or very likely hecatia to have dressed her

Cool but that has literally nothing to do with Neil Armstrong.

no one likes the moon. Reimu ultimately stopped her, but more or less was fine with what she was doing. Outside of forcing the Lunarians to invade Gensokyo, of course.

Fat ugly bald bastards with big dicks

Book girl.

2hu canon is a mess and shit that matters in one game/book stops mattering in the next.
I'm doing my best to explain it as I understand it, but there's a reason people just go with their headcanons.

If Clownpiece, the hardest boss in the series, is just an underling of hell, how tough are the bosses?

No man can handle these two at the same time.

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Is hard to say because nobody is actually using their true power.

Kosuzu because shitty writing.

That doesn't really support the theory though, and she easily could have picked up the language elsewhere, being a hell fairy working under a greek goddess and all.
I like to think that she just channels so much pure American intent that she can just speak the language.

Is that really an appropriate outfit for a goddess of hell?

Doesn't Reimu ever get sick of dealing with all this bullshit? She doesn't even get paid, she does it for free.

I don't think that's possible, Junko used her own power to transform herself into a divine spirit through her own grudge which basically makes her a god

she hates moon niggers the most

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She is insanely powerful, she can what she wants.

>hardest boss in the series

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She works for donations

I THINK LUNARIANS SUCK

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Or maybe you should just stop masturbating to memes like Neil Armstrong, you dumb faggot.

Danmaku doesn't directly correlate to actual power, but I'd argue that Hecatia has the toughest patterns of any extra boss in the series (even if that's undermined by Reisen and Sanae being fucking broken in LoLK)

I am not supporting the "smart" thing, I am just stating the fact that clownpiece canonically knows English.

>except Yea Forums for epic shitpost good-boy-points

She shops at hot topic.
Ironic hipster edge is about as hellish as you can get if you aren't into traditional aesthetic.

Gensokyo doesn't have television or internet, she'd have literally nothing else to do

>America makes their own mecha show
>they make the main character a fat loud asshole from Jersey who manages to destroy everything around him every chance he gets
>no one complains

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Fair enough.

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Yeah basically, GTA ripped on anime in that small series in the theater and no one cared

Doesn't she have a lover she could do?

Gengetsu simply has the hardest time out pattern, which is something you'd never see in normal play.
Her actual fight has pretty easy execution as far as Extra bosses go.

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Yeah, but it is out of insecurity.

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>Flan will never fill in for santa
>she'll never blow up the moon for Reimu's christmas present

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It's impressive how much they outright state the characters are from new jersey and it takes place in new jersey and people still like it

>shrine MAIDEN
>lover

Mocking? I want to ravage that perfect clussy.

>Shrine Maiden
>Having a lover
user...

The problem is that when Japs do that they usually go extreme it kinda circles around to be awesome.

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Because is fucking AWESOME. Hell, there is even a long TouhouXMegasXLR fanfic, it has Megas fighting full size Suika and then giant Yuuka.

No one has to know

>Japan makes a character mocking America
>He outright cheats
>The fanbase still loves him

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Here's how we fix Touhou.

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Myouren gang, despite them being literal dindu nuffin youkai

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Make them look more like Jojo characters and we got a deal

___________
___________
IN AMERICA!

>youkai extermination specialist
is that basically admitting to being a professional genocider?

>Uses a dragon with a gun for a head
>Holds Pegasus at gunpoint
What a perfect fucking character

have the link to that fanfic?

That's because everyone digs giant robots.

Sleep is for the weak!
Also my sister is sleeping next to me and that makes me anxious

>Also my sister is sleeping next to me and that makes me anxious
You know what you have to do now, faggot.

You know what to do, user

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>>>/anywhere else/

sure if killing a bunch of insects is also genocide

Why would anyone complain?

Realistic and relatable.

LIVING HERE IN JERSEY, FIGHTING VILLAINS FROM AFAR

>He doesn't spoon with his sister on the reg

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>m.fanfiction.net/s/8116027/1/Fantasy-of-Utter-Ridiculousness

Thanks

Yikes.

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I want a clown footjob.

Draw a penis on her face?
Poor thing, she really wanted to sleep together, no way I'll betray her like that

wtf I just spooned my sister and she woke up screaming, kicked me away, and ran out of the room. I don't want to go to jail bros what do I do

YOU GOTTA FIND FIRST GEAR
IN YOUR GIANT ROBOT CAR

>what do I do
stop larping.

YOU DIG GIANT ROBOTS!
I DIG GIANT ROBOTS!

Lmao, I'm sure my sister would just curl up if I tried to spoon her, she's been pretty lonely, she just wanted to hang out and I invited her to spend the night

I really wish touhou MMDs would get TL'd again.

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WE DIG GIANT ROBOTS!
CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS!

Not him but I'm confused, there's bandanas, shirts, hats. Whats the difference here?

what the fu** are you guys takling about

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NICE!

GUYS! FUCK I WAS TRYING TO SPOON MY SISTER AND I ACCIDENTLY HER.
WHAT DO I DO?? SHIT SHOULD I CALL THE COPS? MY SISTER WON'T LOOK AT ME.

I'm sorry

YOU HAVE TO HER, THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE

>AND I ACCIDENTLY HER.
what did he mean by this?

sleep with skin touching, usually while naked

the whole

I wish I had a sister to spoon.

NOT THE WHOLE COKE BOTTLE?

Would you fuck a moon nigger Yea Forums?

Reminder that these are Clownpiece's CANON proportions!

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me too

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>Mocking

How. She's wearing a jester hat, it's perfect for this clown world

need to chase these /tvpol/ pedos off the board and keep it 2d

>Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin show up to the moon with a flag, a spirit of manifest destiny, and a pair of 9mm handguns and proceed to slaughter an entire race of rabbit people before going home and bragging about it
What the FUCK is America's problem?

imagine picking her up and ramming your dick in her

What you should be asking is what the fuck is the Moon's problem if America had to do such a thing.

The lunarians literally asked for it after declaring a war just because Armstrong planted the flag on the moon

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cringe

Why does Reimu hate the moon?

did you ever watch the Touhou Grand Prix series as well? Thought that was pretty entertaining also.

Aunn the Komainu is so nice and pure even The Crimson Slasher felt bad about beating her.

2d is tolerable to some degrees, never 3d you retard

>bragging about it
In universe the US felt so bad they keep quiet about it

The moon was related to at least TWO incidents: it's better blow it up right now than having to deal with a third one

Do the 2hus really say shit like "get the fuck out of my way, bitch" or are the translators memeing on me

your cringe is showing

But muh tides

That is not what happened, Neil Armstrong and America never learned about the Lunarians as they remained hidden, still the fact a puny mortal managed to arrive to the moon triggered them like no tomorrow. Basically USA caused the biggest butthurt in story...and they never learned about it.

There are no oceans in Gensokyo, it's not her problem

America is just too based

It was an old translation of 8's Stage 4 battle between Marisa and Reimu. You could see it either way due to her personality, but I digress.

Neil and Buzz didn't bother with any shitty danmaku. They went in and beat the moon bitches to death with their bare hands.

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>9mm
>Not .45 ACP

You dun goofed

You use hood weapons to take out hood rats, user

Wasn't there an episode where someone tried to steal Megas but couldn't because the dashboard was such a clusterfuck only Coop could work with it?

>hood weapons
That's the .40 S&W. Pulling that .40 on that minority?

>Michael Collins face watching from orbit as Neil and Buzz put Lunarian heads on spikes

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Incidents are part and parcel of living in Gensokyo. Otherwise we'd have to gas the youkai

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Did the Chang'E lander finally introduce death to the moon and impurify the lunarians for good?

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they turned america into a c*******, why would anyone complain?

>Marisa calling Ichiren a cheater when she herself has gotten closer to cheating
>Shittalking Shou for her curvy lasers

Do these pages never at least have a single nugget of gold to them?

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>not emptying your 9 into the welfare line

Least asshole youkai?

GOD BLESS

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There are a bunch of Canadian geese that live outside my apartment and they just walk around like they own the place with an attitude that I can only describe as "arrogance." They've claimed the pool as their own.

Does anyone know what the status of that Touhou/Danganronpa fanfic video series is? I heard the creator was turning it into a playable game instead, but is there anywhere to get updates about progress or lack thereof?

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spot on

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I hate these buggers as much as anyone down south, so I would say this is a win-win deal.

>Her normal spellcards are more difficult than the majority of Lunatic spellcards in the series
what the FUCK

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Who is objectively the least troublesome youkai in all of gensokyo?

They are also harder than her own Lunatic spellcards

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Kogasa now that she got a job

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9

Me

Man, even in the trash, that really is a beautiful and intimidating bird. Thank god we didn't go with the Turkey. Fucking Ben, just stick to your science and stay away from the symbolism.

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Don't joke about that

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post 1cc

>playing video games

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I've been too busy watching the NatDex shitshow unfold.

That's not it either.

I want to FUCK Clownpiece!

no

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>Devs explain that only reason it wasn't sent over to be localized was because of 9/11

Thanks for ruining another classic game, Amerifats

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blame sandniggers

actually the 'great lunarian war' was just the moon freaking out because the US came and planted a flag then fucked off. By the time they were ready to tussle Neil was already heading back home

no you'd rather sell them more weapons hoping for a repeat

>there aren't many left
Neil wiped out most of the lunarian army, and Reisen deserted to avoid certain death

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go raw dog and make an incest baby

How do we feel about Chen?

Someone explain to me why exactly, lorewise, Junko doesn't fuck off if you've lost any lives during a run, despite you still beating her. Like how come she just goes "nope, fuck you I'm still not calling back the attack" because your character has impurities.

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I want to fuck Chen.

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Why are the stars and stripes so aesthetic?

please don't lewd the cat

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A cat is fine too.

Clownpiece is American. God bless.

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>Japan makes American character
>Americans love it
youtu.be/_0dTG1_x-K8

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The red, white and blue is destined for the stars, user.
youtube.com/watch?v=0ykZESqBpVI

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Because you are bad at video games

Every over the top American stereotype Japan comes up with is great

youtube.com/watch?v=XI_ZS3MRIKg

I need more pictures of Ran hugging Chen

Then why do americans wrap themselves in their flag all the time?

We love our country.

You can't beat the feeling of all 50 states hugging you at once. That's 300,000,000 people hugging you all at the same time.

lorewise the danmaku battles represent other things, like characters can "barely fight off" another character or curb stomp someone with no relation to how well you dodge'd the spellcard.

In Junko's case you either make her bored of killing you or if you are good at video games you convince her that she won't be successful

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This pic suffers a lot from sameface. Also touhou is gud and perfect. Nothing to fix.

only japan mocks and critiques america in games like mgs, mgr, metal wolf

yuros are fucking cowards. they never ever criticise america cause they always need to parasite on the american market and are afraid to lose it lmao

fucking wimpy greedy bug minded cunts. also amerimutts are worse assholes. they cant do anything but infantile sjw garbage.

Why did ZUN make her so hard?

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Because we choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard

Here's Reimu's canon proportions too

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>user will never play Texas

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>The player has infinite lives so it's ok to make a stage 5 boss infinitely more powerful than an EX boss
fucking ZUN logic

People who can't enjoy some good ol' bants are faggots

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the story behind Clownpiece being designed like this is because Lunarians are supposed to be like the Chinese

Shrine maidens were canonically fucktoys for the priests when they got bored and had a few drinks too many. In the end he tells her some god used him as its avatar and it's all good.

someone get her to do her goddamn job so she can get upgraded to being a priest

sauce?

>priest
for what god :^)

maybe if she got off her lazy ass for at least a week she'd find out

I you were a priest living in some remote mountain shrine with several subordinate priestesses around would you not deep dick a few? You gotta continue the family business somehow.

Why does she make me so hard?

The fact he made her already meant he was more drunk than usual.
You're a straight cis male.

I love lolis so much bros.

I want to adopt this fairy as my daughter and raise her to be a good girl

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>raising a flying onahole

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but she already is a good girl

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and?

I for one am honored that best girl is American. Clown Pussy.

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she's actually Greek

colonize your sister, for the greater good.

>its another people-who-dont-play-touhou-pretending-they-get-to-have-an-opinion thread

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She's not American, her region of origin is New Hell and she's based on a greek mythology

she doesn't even know what america is she just thought the flag was neat

I watch cookie so I have intricate knowledge of touhou.

>all those faggots who post Cookie fanart thinking it's Touhou fanart

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I want to fuck clownpiece!!!!!

Get in line, kiddo.

>tits
Why do shitty artists ruin designs like that?

American here, I came. I love cunny!

You bunch of freaks, she's 4.

Stay in your country.

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why is Clown's anatomy so fucked up in this picture

You want all fanart of Touhou characters to have tube legs and the proportions of a timber plank?

whom is she based off of

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lampad

So why exactly were you anxious?

I don't want fanart that give them huge tits when they don't have tits.

Because she might pee on my bed.

shes gonna pee on ur bed regardless of whether or not you spoon her

Fair enough.

>Wouldn't drink the pee of your beloved

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user you just got btfo by either real Americans or bunch of Canadians who know American laws better than you. Either way turn in your passport and kill yourself

>Nepgear's pee
>Not neppy's
it's shit

Because we can do whatever the fuck we want with the flag and no one can stop us
Its a freedom thing, you wouldn't understand

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Get a hold of this faggot who couldn't appreciate the refreshing greatness that is Nepgear

Are there any video games where you can drink a cute girl's pee?

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