COMMANDER YOU'VE RECEIVED A NEW MESSAGE IN YOUR PRIVATE TERMINAL

COMMANDER YOU'VE RECEIVED A NEW MESSAGE IN YOUR PRIVATE TERMINAL.

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collect vood

Shut the fuck up Kelly, I'm sick of your shit.

thanks hole

Thanks Kelly can read it for me?

Kelly, you've received a new creampie in your private pussy.

Feed my fish.

i cant even read ya dumb broad

God, ME2 Kelly is pure sex.

she's built like a fridge.

>Kelly
God I fucking hate this bitch. During my first ME2 playthrough, after the crew was Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -KL Proper pissed me off man

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Reminder that Kelly fucks varren and is responsible for the scale-itch outbreak on the Normandy 2 electric boogaloo

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The backside user

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Point taken.

>valley girl accent in print
fuck off

How is that valley girl accent?

based

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are you autistic?

We'll bang, OK?

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Are you? Answer the question. How is 'fair enough' valley girl accent?

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I can't even.

upward inflection question where it doesn't belong