If you picked anyone other than Bianca, you're an asshole

If you picked anyone other than Bianca, you're an asshole.

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I disagree.

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Bianca is a horse fucker

just got to abovitall tower, and goddamn harry keeps dying. can i recruit monsters at this point? should i grind? and where can i find saber as an adult?

What did that guy do to my wife when she turned to stone? he snickered!!! I hope he wasn't painting the statue white with his cum

I haven't heard anything about the cute blue-haired girl. Plenty of shitposts about the other two, though. Is she really that bad? I think she's the cutest but I'm still midway through DQ3

why won't they put this on things other than ios

L O N D O N

She's not "bad", just a little generic
Also you cuck her childhood friend if you decide to marry her

Why is Bianca the only girl that seems to get HORSED? Shouldn’t all the girls be subjected to the same amount of horse dick?

She has zero personality, even compared to "remember that time when we saw a ghost?" Bianca.

Because she's the canon wife.

Remember, if you picked anyone other than Debora, you are a cuck.

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And she's the only one who eventually does get married even if you don't choose her
Bianca has a bunch of suitors, and Debora just spends the rest of her life alone

I always picked the blue haired girl ( I for the life of me could not tell you her name though) because she makes the best mage.

You are a cuck for picking her. She probably fucks other guys right in front of you.

This, Deborah is the Chads who can handle the bants. Bianca is for horsecucks

But yeah whipping groups of metal slimes was the best shit I agree.

t. Kon's cleanup boy

>treats you and everyone around you except your kids like shit until the last five minutes of the game
>forces you to sleep on the floor on your wedding night
>takes the lead when you dance with her at the very end

Nah man

And Medea is 8’s canon wife isn’t she? Sure is a lot of horse fuckin’ in DQ.

>cuck
>chad

I want smash kiddies to leave dragon quest alone

Best girl

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Jessica is.

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I love being an Asshole then

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Nah bro. Only ever played this game once and picked Deborah.

The grass is always greener on the other side. But if I had to replay this game today I would chose Bianca, yeah. She seems the Canon choice.

It doesn't take a lot to get under your skin, does it?

Deborah gives you the more aesthetics kids.

The slime knight was a bro. I went with him the whole game, don't even care if he was weak as shit later game. At least he could heal.

>muh horse slut
Debora is the only real choice.

I'm unable to pick bianca. Something about her design reminds me of one of the shittier bulma designs and everytime I look at her I see an old hag. Will the game guilt trip me with flora/nera and deborah too or just her?

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Waifu? Nah, I just fuck monsters.

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Rotten apple is so fucking good. Way better than saber. He's a better saber but he's capped at 20, which means nothing since he'll be stronger than saber after that for long enough to find a better overall monster. God he was the best. I let him join me at the beginning for fun and he turned out to be so good. Total bro

My fucking God why so expensive

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Nah, Bianca gets married and lives a nice life.

How big are these. Would they scale with the dq bring arts? They're standard 6 inch scale

Dom ≠ Slut

Vinyl shit is just insanely overpriced thanks to autistic collectors

Never used that guy. My main team was the slime knight, Deborah, Hero and then I would just rotate until I got the great dragon. I think I'm going to give this game a new try tonight, just need to find my 3ds charger.

Mating press Debora

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Mating press Dobora's daughter.

How long is the intro? It feels like forever

thats fine, i choose Deborah cause she was a joke but turns out she is best girl

Grab a rotten apple as soon as you can, which is basically as soon as you get the cart. He's fast and strong and lands a lot of crits and has sap too so he can lower defense right at the start before anyone attacks. Boy did it suck using sap at the end because the caster was slow

Why wouldn't I pick Bianca? It's the only real choice.

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Yes

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Yeah I will use the appel this time for sure. And maybe pick the blue hair girl.

You'll need the wagon to recruit monsters, you get it from Fortuna by the man in the house in the top left of town but only at night, Saber you get after you resolve the Coburg castle chapter and continue to Hay afterwards. You find Saber in a cave, don't fight him in order to tame him you use Bianca's ribbon to make him remember you so make sure it's on you and not in the bag. Also you can find metal slimes in Abovitall so if you need to grind thats the place to do it.

Based

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>implying she didnt die a virgin
Debbys clown hole healed up since nothing ever went in there

How do you get from the ship?

Her daughter is my daughter. I'm only making the distinction so you know her hair color.

Nera is the best. She's kind, earnest, and hardworking. Ironically, the people who claim she has "no personality" are usually into tsunderes, the most generic, no effort "personality quirk" in existence.
Fuck Crispin. He's a whiny little bitch, and (in the remake at least) he ends up marrying a prostitute if the Hero picks Nera. No reason to hold back on his account.

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Nera doesnt even love you though. She just goes along with it because those were the terms

Playing this for the first time on 3DS and I think the choice is coming soon
Why is Bianca a horse fucker?

None of the three "love" the Hero before getting married. The closest would be Bianca, I guess, but Nera definitely has as much of a romantic interest in the Hero as Deborah does at the time he makes his choice. As the game progresses, Nera's and the Hero's love for each other grows into (imo) the strongest of the three possible pairs.

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How do I play this properly? I downloaded the rom and tried to play it on DraStic but it needed some bios thing

This.

Just play the mobile version if you're planning to play it on your phone

Deborah clearly likes you but only because you're special. Nera seemed to me like she didnt give a shit about you at all. Seemed like she got used to the idea of an arranged marriage and didnt give a shit by the time you got there, though she tried to get out of it by forcing bianca to admit her feelings.

Bianca loved you for sure.

Is there anywhere I can read the script for the two brides I don't choose?

The movie will feature her as the wife, won't it? At least she looks cute in 3d.

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They push Bianca but we all know Debora is the patrician's choice

God I wish it was anime instead. They could've kept the style. In broly they experimented with different angles and colors and it worked. I can imagine a dq animated movie with crazy colors and great action.

Maybe that style in 3d makes it easier to convey facial expressions or something, because it would be fine if they really helped you feel what they're feeling

Debora literally tells you it was love at first sight later in the game

She's lying so you dont notice the distinct horseyness of "your" kids

>Debora literally tells you it was love at first sight later in the game
user, not to get too analytical of a fairy tale, but that's retroactive intensifying of a normal crush. If the Hero doesn't pick Deborah, those feelings fade away. She ends up alone but that's because of her personality, not heartbreak. Nera also shows an immediate, physical reaction to the Hero.
Nera definitely doesn't give me the impression of "not giving a shit". You could say she's just putting on an act, but that doesn't fit with anything else she does the entire game.

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