You holdin' up Blue?

You holdin' up Blue?

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She wanted to fuck me. I'm MGTOW so I turned her down.

You actually liked that crap?

Yikes

dilate cringe

>calls you Blue even if you're not wearing vault jammies
>calls you Blue even if you're in power armor

What did they mean by this

>muh newspaper!
the worst right after that stereotype short hair french duke

I really hope no one here did this. If you aren't riding with Cait, then get out of my fucking face because you disgust me you filth. Doesn't Piper have a tranny sister? Cringe.

Imagine having taste this shit

I loved Piper, she had values but was never too preachy and she was kind but never a walkover. Her personality wasn't that of a cold hearted machine that didn't understand why violence was bad and she wasn't an innocent robot who was curious about love. She was just Piper, looking out for her own; she had been wronged, but chose not to be a martyr or a drama queen about it.

Plus when I got totally loaded up on Jet and tried to parkour across buildings she never judged me for it. 10/10 companion.

I wish I had my own Piper, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Nothing says Spunky Cool Girl like giving people cool nicknames and not taking people's BS but always having a sense of humor about things!

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Reminder that if you don't
A) Leave the minutemen in Concord
and
B) ignore piper as much as possible
You're playing the game wrong

But I want to fuck Piper and slap her big fat ass.

have sex

proof of ass?

>Literally first encountered Piper while wearing Power Armor
>Excuse is she could tell i was from a vault.

Bitch, fuckin' how?

>he didn't set up shop in The Third Rail and give sexy sultry jazz singer Magnolia his three inch rail

Reminder that if you’re playing fallout 4 in any capacity you have a shit taste in games

>Calls you blue even if she's never seen you in a vault suit
BRAVO BETHESDA

>Punch piper before she can even yell at Danny
>walk through the opening gate, ignore Moneybags
>Get piper as follower anyway, dump her in hangmans alley and assign her to a pillory
>surround her with dogs and brahmin

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Reminder that if you play video games at all you have shit tastes in lifestyles

Pfft no doubt it's a glitch. Knowing Bethesda and their shitty game engine, it's most likely.

>fucking a synth
Disgusting

N-NANI?!?

>projecting this hard
Didn’t rebut my claim, seethe more bethesdafag

>Not having the synth production mod and making a harem of slutty synth waifus

It's always the incels who use words like these

Reminder that if you have a lifestyle, you have shit taste in transcending into the cosmic 5th dimension

spread 'em

cringe -> reddit

True, but fallout 4 is still trash meant for the lowest common denominator

C U T E

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If I recall, some niggy on Gamefaqs did a direct comparison between Cait and Piper, and concluded Piper has the bigger butt. It's kinda hard not to notice, especially since it pokes out that Trench Coat she wears

Okay, that's nice but Piper is a moralfag in a game that basically forces the player to be a moralfag at all times. She's the LI with the least amount of role playing dynamics with the player (and that's already in shot supply with Fallout 4) because she:
a. Lives in Diamond City
B. Has a reason to STAY in Diamond City (Nat, paper)
C. basically, if you side with anyone except Minutemen she gets annoyed and if you side with the Institute she gets super pissed.
She is the worst girl because she's a boring homebody and her perk sucks ass. Then again, so are the other two's but whatever.

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