Was it worth it, you snakes?
You finally won, and got your character. You got your wish, but not the humble way others have done so. You didn’t politely wait and be relaxed like the rest of us. You spent the last several months throwing tantrums when your people wanted to see other characters in smash and poke tiny specs of banter at you. You got vicious at fans of Minecraft, even children on Twitter.
You don’t deserve this. You don’t deserve any of this. This is the equivalent of punching someone in the jaw for merely using a whoopie cushion. It’s not right, and this is a game for children, the target audience of games like Minecraft and Shantae, and you took that away from them.
Minecraft fans may have only showed up just around smash 4, but they were really excited for the possibility of Steve, like you were for your whobags. Do you know how many kids’ hearts were shattered because Minecraft wasn’t coming after all? A lot, and you’re all being greedy jerks, rubbing salt in the wound.
You may have gotten your characters, but at what cost? Just know that someone’s little brother went to cry himself to sleep that E3 night knowing his dreams of playing as Steve in the biggest gaming crossover ever was all for nothing.
To all the Erdrick and Banjo posters
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Get Dunked on faggot
Laugh at this faggot.
Considering all the shitposting you fags have done, it's worth it just to see the salt you guys are making
Nice copy pasta fag
Good
I don't think you responded to the right post.
Stevie stevie...
Stevies cry and beg for mercy,
It's such a pointless controversy!
There was a line you clearly crossed,
You took the gamble and you lost!
Just take your lumps and leave this board,
Go check into a mental ward!
Stevefags were equally as, or even more cancerous than the Banjofucks.
ERRRRMMMMM MEME>? NO THANK YOU SIR, ILL HAVE A LITTLE MORE,,,,,,,,, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEHHEHEHEHE SMSASHSAHSAHSAHSAMASSSSSSH YEESSSSSSS WWOOOHHOOOO YIPPEDOODADABOOOMBOOM WUPWUPWUP BANJOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH NO ETIKA RIP MY BRO JOYCONS TO THE SKY HAHAHAHAHAHA LESADDADADADA UNIRONIC4CHIN SHITPOST LELELEL
>tfw hate smash AND consider Minecraft to be inferior
>when my favorite game destroys both of them simultaneously, and I don't need to spam roster threads 24/7 to prove it
Imagine being over thirteen and actually taking the time to write this...
jesus christ get yourself some help.
but steve fags are actually worse than either of them and i dont even play this stupid game.
Imagine being over thirteen and still posting MSPaint shit
this. minecraft is such a shit fucking game, that it requires mods to be interesting, how embarassing.
SEETHING Cucktendo SHitch fan detected.
Fuck off Blockhead, you lost
when can smash threads finally just die no one talks about the game just memes about the game go to fucking Yea Forums if you want to just shitpost
I've never been against Steve getting in. I've only hated all this pointless shitposting about him. It's cool if you want him, but we don't need bi-hourly GOOOOOOOD MORNING Yea Forums threads.
Bigass head makes his grave look like a pitcher's mound
>Yea Forumsirgins are so desperate for OC they have to steal meme kino from Yea Forums Chads
Embarrassing.
What age are these Steve fags?
tsk tsk tsk....
Stevie Stevie Stevie....
>filename
Of course not, he's returning only now in BotW2, after having his last appearance in 2006 in twilight princess.
14~18, from how they type/group up together in their little discords.
get fucked nigger, i feel sad for the actual steve supporters who get associated with you shitposters who claim that they're the victim but they'Rre not
It was 100% worth it.
Get fucked, Stevefags.
Literally zoomers, so less than 18 years old
This isn't big enough. We need more.
DRAGON BRO HERE! JUST WANT TO CONGRATULATE MY BANJO BROTHAS FROM OTHA MOTHAS FOR STICKING WITH US DRAGON BROS AGAINST THE STEVEFAGS UP UNTIL THAT GLORIOUS JUNE MORNING WHEN WE PERMANENTLY PWNED THEM INTO THE NEVER EVER BIN WHERE THEY BELONG! GONNA GO BENCH PRESS 300 POUNDS WITH MY BROS WHILE WE ORDER PIZZA AND INVITE SOME FINE ASS SMASH SISTAS TO OUR CRIB FOR SOME SMASHING GOOD FUN LATER ON TONIGHT! JUST WANT TO SAY YOU BANJO BROS ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO COME OVER AND JOIN IN ON THE FUN ;)
OH AND DON'T MIND THE ANGUISHED AUTISTIC SCREAMS OF STEVEFAGS TRAPPED IN MY CONDO'S CUSTOM MADE SEPTIC TANK AS THEY CHOKE TO DEATH ON ME AND MY BROS PROTEIN POWDER WASTE. I FIND THEIR SCREAMS TO BE MUSIC TO MY EARS WHILE I'M PUMPING OUT ONE MORE SET! ;)
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OH NO NO NO
did this hit too close to home?
Good. Now fuck off and die already
fpbp
Erdrickfag here. Fucking end yourself autist
Weren't you fags the official allies of Steve?
Get fucked fag, I can promise you, with almost 100% certainty, that the vast, vast majority of people who would be that affected by a character not getting into smash are not children, but autistic "adults."
Banjobros waited like 2 decades. meanwhile you fags were spamming your random stupid shit for a whole year.
Look into the Archive.
Kekked
What game OP?
"and shantae"
Minecraft is more fun with friends
No shit, what game isn't fun with friends? The point is, that it is a shitty empty game, especially without mods.
This image makes zero sense
kys nigger
I don't give a shit about smash and I haven't even touched a Nintendo system in 10 years but it's hilarious to see your tears
You need to give yourself some sort of objective
They were.
Erdrick and Stevefags were the most obnoxious shitposters.
I had not qualms with A DQ rep and I honestly couldn't give a fuck about banjo but I seriously didn't want Steve in the damn game.
I was bordering on not wanting Erdrick anymore over the Gohandrick posts 24/7.
You clearly weren't here for ridley posters.
Also fuck Steve, he's a stupid choice.
PFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s not even the REAL Steve
Wait a second, there’s two Steve’s
stevefags are the biggest losers in the fucking world!!!!
Just die already,
even Ashleyfags had more dignity than you.
Dude you were 5e one who shag up threads for months, don’t guilt trip people for attention
>tfw krool/Isaac/Banjo boomer
Feels pretty gud.
Reminded that Erdrickfags are just Stevefags saving face.
They. Are. Not. Your. Friend.
Rosterfag alliances are incredibly flimsy.
That's the Good Steve, the one who is friends with Banjo. Grotesque Steve is the evil version of Steve that shitposts against Banjo fans and is hated by Good Steve.
Ashleyfags are Stevefags
I think i might be one of the very few who wants Windwaker ganondorf in smash.
Absolutely BASED
You can't simply kill one of the most iconic vidya characters in the world.
Where does canon Steve fall?
BASED
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Doubt it, Ashleyfags atleast wanted a (somewhat) proper character to be in, where i feel Stevefags just want a stupid meme character to get in over the ones people actually want.
Steve wouldn’t be a bad addition though
Steveposting was amazing and it was honestly hilarious having such a grotesque antagonist as the antithesis to all rosterfags
square bear
>incelnoars not here
looks like they were stevefags in disguise
What was the image
Canon Steve is considered the True Steve. He is the fusion of Good Steve and Grotesque Steve. True Steve was forcibly split into these two versions of Steve thanks to severe smash rosterfaggotry. Good Steve represents the soulful, passionate and loving side of True Steve while Grotesque Steve represents the malicious, evil, and chaotic side of him.
smashfags need to fucking die
Both groups consisted almost entirely of people supporting the characters solely because nobody wanted them, so yeah, wouldn't surprise me if it was mostly the same people
>Nobody wants Steve
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Oh no no no no
Stevefags got what was coming to them for being obnoxious. Banjobros have been more than patient since 1999.
HAHAHAHA now get on your knees slut
>4 K. Rools
now that's based
kek
Based Erdrickfag.
kek
Good thing he brought this
There were unironic stevefags that actually wanted him
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There's a lot of Steve fans out there.
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>posts the same guy twice
lmao, lots of unironic fans i see
this shit is as-good as all the anti-banjo threads made right before his reveal
Cope
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Same with smash my man. Actually all video games. Such a fucking boring hobby with no interaction with others.
here's more
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AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
god damn this character is so fucking ugly
Stevefags were just Deefags after their main choice got deconfirmed. Same childish autism, same smugness.
Tl;dr get fucked
that's some kino lore
Did you watch the video
This will be the final nail to the coffin for stevefags
Same cult mentality too.
So you're saying we traumatised squeakers and zoomers? Based.
>that one webm of steve raping banjo
blockheads deserve every bit of suffering
>banter
Nasty Britbongs, of course they would want voxelman in Smash.
Bong here, Banjo is /ourguy/, we wouldn't betray him for some dirty Swede creation
1 mirrion hours in paint.net
Oh god, Eric is a Stevie too? What a basket case.
But in the end, he's just the leading mascot of the zoomie era. Don't cry for him, be glad. Glad, that he can never be forgotten.
Skipped ahead to see the dumbass nigger's reaction to the banjo reveal.
I remember that, it was funny
>getting mad over funny OC
dumb nigger
post the 7 page guh huh
That isn’t even the Steve everyone knows and loves
>Steve doesn't make it in
>Meanwhile another Square Enix rep gets in
>that webm where steve vores kazooie, rapes banjo, sniffs the shit off his dick, shoves banjo up his ass and fountain shits him out while the SMW course complete theme plays
>mfw first watching that
Didn't READ
lolololololol
Steve fags literally wanted the game ruined with their shitty model. Fuck em, even the 0.2% who were just doing it ironically.
CRONOCHADS RISE UP
>Fucking boomers!
>Boomers won!
>BOOMERS!!
Based "ur a fag" poster
It was weird, and felt like someone's actual fetish video, and that's what makes it funny.
The worst part of Steveposting is the people who didn't actually make any OC with the model, they just reposted images someone else made.
Fret not, Stevebro. They. Are. Fucking. In.
>we will never get quality shitposting like this again
Steve was a good heel. There will never be an arc this good ever again.
Ok can Yea Forums finally get rid of this shitty fucking render of Steve once and for all
I'm on the verge of puking every time I see it
the entire SSBU pre release hype played out like a fucking anime.
Uh yeah I'm thinking BASED
I'm surprised nobody made that steve/banjo webm but with Etika instead.
>both people in this image are dead
Let them rest bro
>quality
it was shit and I'm glad it's gone
VERY BASED
Spoken like someone who got butthurt over it.
The dude just died, let's give him a LITTLE respect at least.
Chronobro reporting in
Steveposters were unironically the best Yea Forums villains in several years. A fitting end to them with half of them going 'NOOOOOOO' and the other half going 'This isn't over, we'll be baaaack!' like good classic villains should.
HEY, BANJO'S A NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
Did Stevefags even exist?
Despite only lasting six-nine months it was still much better than Sm4sh.
Say what you want about Steve fags but at least they were entertaining.
:(
Nah they can't come back. Their main rivals were banjo. They don't have any rivals that would possibly make sense for them to come back and challenge. If they get in now it's whatever, but nobody is going to forget how they got utterly btfo by banjo
You got me.
It’s ok Stevebro the sun will shine another day
Is this loss
ever since it was revealed it played out exactly like an anime you know.
we had the starter villain (Ashley), the overarching one (Vergeben), the traitor (Grinch) and finally steve.
could make for a good anime op
Tbh I don't even mind if steve gets in now. I just wanted to make sure banjo wasn't being left out. If steve gets in I wouldn't mind it at this point.
It doesn't matter if they got defeated by their main rival. They're still villains who want to antagonize every rosterfag available. They will most definitely return for the speculation of the next game, and I'm excited for it.
Maybe it was entertaining for a day but 20 threads every fucking day for eight months made the joke wear thin extremely quick
He fall into lava oh no!
this, i want them back
I tend to just ingore those threads anyway so I guess I just haven't been exposed to it.
Ashley wasn't a villain though, she merely fell for the same fate that Waluigi did.
You still don't understand Steve. Your character has never be deconfirmed, even then, you still don't care, even if he does make it, because you spent over a year not liking your but hating others, the idea of others getting what they want and being happy drives you into insanity and depression. Kind of sad to see what you've become, at first your character was nothing but a joke, but you became too cocky, so cocky that you attacked other characters to an extreme degree, then when the characters DID make it, it tore you apart, if only you didn't get so carried away with the joke, if only.
>You didn’t politely wait and be relaxed like the rest of us.
Bitch I wanted two decades for Banjo in Smash. Go back to your discord Steveposter.
He had a totem
For what, no fucking game?
Shantaefan here. Don't lump us in with this bullshit.
Ashleyfags did what Stevefags did but with pedophillia on top
i said starter villain for a reason you know, they were like, stevefags but less in number, less annoying and they fizzled out as soon as rool came out.
>banjo having no new games for 11 years is fine because of smash
The only strong rosterfag alliance was Lizardbros. Mainly since they were like 80% the same people.
Ashleyfags just wanted their loli and did some cunnyposting
Not that much spam, and most of them went submissive to K.Rool x Ashley ryona art
Absolutely. You fags were the most annoying thing on Yea Forums next to actual smashfags and frogposters for months. I'm glad your character got BTFO, and I thank God every day I wake up knowing that all Minecraft will be getting is an assist trophy Steve at the most.
Verge is Doom, you think you beat him, but then everything turns up good for him.
Vergeben just piggybacks
>nasally Melvins using Yea Forums linguo irl and doing le jojokes
eat shit and die
Fucking hell you're good. When ultimate starts getting big mods you should write some lines for a codec-like mod for grunty
>Nuts & Bolts was 11 years ago
They really didn't make anything after that? I swear there must have been some shovelware thing or something. N&B had a decent reception all things considered.
What about Incineroar?
Nah, he fits the "big overarching bad guy" theme more.
omnipresent during discussion, had a army of defenders, covered up mistakes which got increasingly desperate.
Absolute gold
Fake traitor.
now for the rest of the reveal
i would say that ridley and rool are going to be redeemed villains, (as they turned from the biggest most annoying ones to actual genuine bros practically overnight)
But Verge's mistakes were pretty darn minor.
His problem is that he never seems to have all the information.
There apparently was a BK game shown off for the Xbox Kinect in the mid-2010's, but it was just a tech demo.
I hate vore but I'm glad someone made it to counter that
the entire minecraft thing though.
Okay this is actually epic not even memeing
remember portposting
Nah, Incineroar is the antagonist of the tournament arc who wins, but turns out to not be so bad. Basically Tien in his debut arc.
It could still happen
>Erdrickfag here
>Mobile
Eat shit stevenigger
Should've been the animation of Kazooie eating a Jiggy from the first game but with her eating Steve instead
Wasn't it just "Minecraft content"? If we get something like a Steve Mii Costume it'll turn out correct.
Should alt costumes get one too? Like Olimar/Alph or the koopalings?
god why did they do this
rare and microshit at their best
hey, that works too.
yeah i guess, but there's not been one that has standing longer than him, so the role can only really go to him.
needs a neutral for stinky steve to complete the trio
>interactive demo
what the fuck is an uninteractive video game demo
Verge is someone who sits in the shadows and thinks his keikaku is flawless,but has to deal with surprise factors that derail it.
Holy shit, I think I gave myself autism.
A demonstration that you do not play?
fits perfectly.
you just awakened it, you always had it, user
It was worth it.
OH MY GOD HE'S IN!
Might as well continue it then,
>Erdrick is just straight up Chadhan.
I hope the ban was worth it.
they would just be the rival which seemed like a villain but joins to defeat the true bad guy
>another fucking Simon echo
>about to post my btfo image
>someone posted it already
oh shit my oc being used, neato!
feel free to add to it.
Based.
post the racist version
>not wanting to raise a kid with kazooie
i see banjo was gay the whole time desu
Oh my fucking god. It's like looking at a Banjo Kazooie version of Sonic and the Secret Rings. What the absolute fuck were they thinking?
Question: if steve is added...as a mii costume, would that mean the stevefags won or would still be BTFO?
BTFO, though banjo getting in BTFO them already
kek
Half and half
This pic proves that steve is a nazi
Imagine steve posting after getting buttfucked by Sakurai
11/10
Kazooie cheated on him, so he left her.
Steve was probably highly considered
That whole reaction might be fake, but if not then all of my kek.
Prepare for max autism.
>Erdrick is sick of being unpopular outside of Japan
>Verge wants to get back in control after Joker's unexpected appearance
>Offers Erdrick a deal to work for him in exchange for some exposure
>Erdrick becomes Majin Erdrick and goes on a rampage trying to destroy every other SE character
>Verge meanwhile uses this opportunity to gather energy to revive Steve.
>Banjo tries to stop them and fights Erdrick.
>Steve gets resurrected, but has grown too powerful to control and absorbs Vergeben's energy as well.
>Majin Erdrick knocks out Banjo in the chaos and tries to fight Armored Steve, but Steve is too powerful
>Erdrick, realising what a mistake he made casts Kamikazee.
>Steve survives, but his armor is destoryed.
>Banjo then wakes up and fights Steve, but Steve is still too powerful.
>As Banjo is about to die, a survivor of Majin Erdrick's rampage appears, Blond Android 17.
>Blond Android 17 fights off Steve long enough for Banjo to gather everyone's power into one final attack that finally destroys Steve.
G-GUYS....
here's a better question: Since Banjo got in, is Steve inevitable to join? regardless steve lost anyway because banjo got in first but im genuinely curious if he's gonna be in
t. banjofag
i like your tism, it's a good tism
anime OP when
>Soup's on
yeah that was established a couple comics ago
The last thing they ever 'appeared' in was some cheap ship figurehead choice in Sea of Thieves.
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Dear fake fan,GROTUESQE STEVE IS SHIT AND YOUR WHY PEOPLE HATE REAL STEVE FANS
EAT SHIT,CUM,PISS AND CHOKE TO DEATH INFRONT OF YOUR MOMS CORSPE
>Yea Forumsniggers getting uppity again
Who do you think spams this shit on Yea Forums
>That was a gold puzzle piece
>THAT WAS A GOLD PUZZLE PIECE
It'd be Steve or Master Chief as the second Microsoft rep. Steve's got a shot, but Chief is simply iconic and that might hedge him over Steve.
I don't think it would be Steve, since he isn't solely a Microsoft rep. Chief would have some merit since to my knowledge he's only ever been on Microsoft systems.
Actually I hope it's Blinx. Imagine the strats you could pull off with recording.And if it really is about less-known/forgotten series like i theorize, there's a chance.
Doubt it would be blinx Microsoft haven’t renewed his licence. I honestly think doomslayer would be in over chief.
Reminder, the Banjofags kept one upping Steve from the get go.
They had a 3D Printed Creepy Mumbo.
Holy shit these people are sunhuman
>tfw a Steve fag
>tfw hated this Steve and the shitposting he caused
He’s Herobrine
Sunhuman? user, do you know something we dont?
>stevefags are now hiding as Bomberman shit posters.
Shame they gotta treat my boy like that.
HOES MAD
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Steveniggers are far more annoying than any other kind of smash autist.
Don’t you see they don’t care about Steve they just hop from character to character
They went from Bandana waddle dee, to Steve to bomberman
Sunhumans are shitty a shitty human subspecies that have to be black as night to resist the sun and are sun bleached at the same time.
They hold perfectly gray skin indicating their inferiority as both turbo niggers and pale basement dwelling cucks simultaniously
desu i only support Bomberman because he got cucked the absolute hardest out of any character for smash bros.
>big vidya mascot
>requested a lot
>get's assisted
>"yup, it's him"
>not even mentioned by name
>character designer dies a day before his reveal as an assist
im rooting for you Bombchads, you deserve better.
The ultimate life form
cringe
tripfags don't have the right to call anyone else cringe
...
>..is that what I'm like?
>admitting to posting on /pol/ as a tripfag
Not even worth a (you). How embarrassing
>this is what nearly all Yea Forums users are like
>i'm surrounded by actual subhumans that are convinced they are the master race
Oh coolface, it's been a while. As pretty as the day we buried you.
Yea Forums died long ago. Just come here to shitpost and make these janny-fuckers mad.
Also remember to keep adblock up.
Literally how, you're telling me the guys that made a grotesque model specifically for shitposting are actually not the real trolls
Minecraft is dead anyways I’m sorry
I couldn't give less of a shit about Bomberman and I still hope you guys get lucky in Smash 6.
>Was it worth it, you snakes?
Yes
stevebros are the greatest shitposters, committed to shitposting even after they've been defeated
kek
such a good foundation completely fucking wasted and turned into a virtual petting zoo
it's been years and we still only have 5 (useful) ore types. the underground has gone completely unchanged since the game released. what a fucking embarassment.
worst dev team ever. even modders have put in more effort into that fucking game.
>The pure anger
God, I'm not one to revel in anguish but, this pleases me.
He’s around the upper corner, between Rogue, Corrin, and Dedede
the funniest part is that they're still here, seething every day.
>stevefags are the naked goblins from the hobbit
wow ok
*upper right corner
tl;dr
degenerate spotted
Gatsu in when
Have sex
you can't make me
Yeah I stopped playing in 2012 and the game sounds completely unchanged from when I left
>sees banjo
>"FUCKING BOOMERS"
My sides holy shit
bro...
Bomberman deserved it a lot more than joker or banjo that's all
The only improvement since then is that oceans have mobs and worthwhile content now. Every other update is "oh we added the sub-saharan yak and new dye colors".
>Joker
yeah
>Banjo
naw, I at least knew who banjo was before smash bros
seething
>Maybe it was entertaining for a day but 20 threads every fucking day for eight months made the joke wear thin extremely quick
Versus how many Wojak threads for how long now?
Is it pretty much to ask the banjofags and stevefags to contain their autism? BK is in the game so pretty much this conflict is even more useles than before.
dont try to make steveposting sound better in comparison to wojak, they're both equally shit.
how can you not know bomberman?
We need OC of Pig Cubivore getting involved in slaying Steve
>The last 20 things he called for this game dont counnnntttttttt
>rape and anal vore are funny
The absolute state of Stevefags
An attract screen?
oh my god i've been looking for this video for ever thank oyu
This, more people should at least know who Bomberman is before smash than Banjo.
The actual good version
I'll be happy when you and everyone who gives a damn about Smash makes like Etika and does a flip. Anything past 16 bit is shit.
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>H-HAH! VIRGINBEN SAID THE TOPDOWN WASN’T LINK’S AWAKENING! HE WAS FINALLY WRONG! STEVE ISN’T IN SMASH!!!!!
“No!”
Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Grinch leak” Banjocucks, Steve has a lot more distribution among other leakers. Ever heard of Hitagi, 7chan, and 5channel? And while you’re busy obsessing over Vergeben, care to explain how the topdown remake Vergeben predicted was exactly the title he said wouldn’t be featured? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in!
“No!”
Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
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Did I miss anything Stevebros?
That would be the only way for him to not be a Falcon clone so me too. He’s jut legit cool too
Is Grotesque Steve actually Herobrine?
I've never hated lesbians, because when I sat down and really thought about it, all they really are is girls that have taste as good as mine.
cringe
The part where Banjo and Kazooie got in and Steve still isn't.
the only time I ever laughed at this was when me and another user were theorycrafting a fixed one
>"blah blah i like girls"
>"i like girls too! :D"
>kazooie is visibly frustrated
he didn't post the full picture, here it is
I'd say more than Joker yeah but not necessarily Bomberman.
Both have plenty of nostalgiafagging, but once you've played 1 bomberman game, you've played 50 of them.
you just reminded me of one of my favorite tourettes guy clips, fuck where is it
>stevefags
B A S E D
shit meme, probably posted by an amerimutt who played super bomberman 2 and thinks he knows it all
Talking about the roster for Smash has been such fucking cancer. It's always been some dumb fucking falseflagging feud all throughout this Smash hype cycle
>K.Rool vs Ashley
>Grinch vs Insiders
>Banjo vs Steve
>Le boomies vs le zoomies
>GOOOD MORNING Yea Forums HE'S IN
So fucking pointless with such rampant shitposting. I blame the Smash ballot for this fucking awful decline
i blame discord
>over a hundred smash autismos ITT who actually thought stevefags were being genuine
Containment board when?
they don't need one, all of them are on Yea Forums only to specifically target smash threads
Good shit
I just like Banjo, don't think I've ever posted in a smash thread because they are cancer.
>I was IRONICALLY being an annoying dipshit, dad
(almost) No one thinks they were genuine. Doesn't diminish their obnoxious autism and spam.
Based grunty.
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This
Everyone knows they're just in it to be annoying shits and thus, everyone laughs at their misery as their literal cult falls apart at the seams.
oh god fucking damn it I love how stupid he looks
>Was it worth it?
Yeah sure why not?
Half of them would say they won, others would say they lost. There'd be a shitposting storm either way.
>shitpost with "HE'S IN FAGGOTS" for months
>whine about "humbleness" and "civility" when you lose
How is Steve even tangentially related to a Nintendo franchise in any way? At least people like Joker and Cloud have somewhat of an arguement for those characters to be in the game, Sonic even less so. Who actually even wanted minecraft shit to be in the first place?
good shit
That's exactly why people don't want him and exactly why he caught on as a shitposting trend
This actually doesn't look that bad, considering you can't get the animations much better than this.
holy kek
>lol they were just pretending for months
>this justifies the constant spam of threads and ruining of nearly any smash thread
I'd rather have Steve over Chief if we can get the Doomguy as the space marine rep
At this point all this is just the Blockheads getting their just desserts. I might plan to stop once B-K are released. Till then, I'm taking every Tuesday to dunk on these losers from orbit.
>Did I miss anything?
This
>You got your wish, but not the humble way others have done so. You didn’t politely wait and be relaxed like the rest of us.
Fucking bullshit. Steveposters were insanely annoying with their weekly GOOOD MORNIIIING threads. Good fucking riddance.
We need to support Waluigi now. Paragon said Frisk and Wah were in, and we need to support Wauigi
You got trolled, retard. Get over it.
>Trading banjo for ANOTHER bing bing wahoo rep
#tuesdaychooseday are you a retarded faggot who wants a fucking luigi clone?
>Why do you want Nintendo character in a NINTENDO GAME
go play tennis, bing bing
Says the one who wants a bloodied up and violent space marine in a Nintendo party game
I got the character I wanted in Smash Bros, and only one of the dozens of threads I come to was shitty for a while. You guys wasted entire months of your lives obsessing and making extremely autistic OC, for nothing! You don't get to play that off, you will never get that wasted time back!
You're right about two things
1. I would dig doom guy
2. It's a party game. like I don't care if nintendo fans get wet for the new pamperchu game but god damn, do not try to convince me that smash is a competitive fighting game because at that point I will have to stop listening
>look I called this guy dumb and posted a wojak on an ottoman pot making forum! That’ll show this Steve supporter!
>this entire thread
I haven't laughed this hard in months
Steve, chill, you're fine. You're inevitable and gonna be in Smash as a fighter sooner or later. Just chill out in the meantime dude.
>You're inevitable and gonna be in Smash as a fighter sooner or later.
HAHAHAHAH
if mortal kombat and nu street fighter get to be competitive fighting games, smash is definitely one
Hi plantman
That went absolutely fucking nowhere, you tried really hard so I’ll give you that
It’s true though
Nope. Steve will never be in Smash.
>coolface
Nigger c'mon
>ruining of any smash thread
good
One day he will
Nope.
Actually more wholesome because it's not:
>UR GAY, I'M GAY, EVERYONE GAY
it's
>Hey it's alright I support you since I'm your friend. That's the main reason I'm supporting you.
youtube.com
You tell me
If he gets added as a mii outfit then he’ll be upgraded in Smash 6, it’s a win-win
>torments banjofags for over a year
>the tables are finally turned and Steve gets what’s coming to him
>WAAAAAH I’M A VICTIM YOU GUYS ARE ALL BULLIES
Cope some more, blockhead
>Dumbass can't read.
Figures. Its not much, but concessions accepted.
Stevebros are legitimately the biggest retards in the world. When was he ever considered a legitimate contender for being a fighter in Smash before that random bandwagon Yea Forums created? Meanwhile people have been asking for Banjo since Brawl. Fuck off retards. I suspect most of you faggots don't even play Smash. Fucking beta cucks.
"Uh...No?"
-Masahiro Sakurai
>Replying to obvious bait
>Haha! I called this guy stupid on an anonymous forum! I got him!
Collagefag here
If Steve gets deconfirmed I will add everyone that didn't make the cut the first time
If he gets confirmed as a Mii Costume I'll make a new one three times the size, if I don't make the collage assume I'm dead
Screencap this and use it as a threat against Stevefags for the foreseeable future
>I spent my time making an image! That’ll show Steve supporters
If you can spend all that time making that webm of Steve shoving Banjo’s AT up his ass, then this guy can do the same thing
>you share a planet with people who would unironically choose Waluigi over Banjo
But not as creative, or funny
Based Gary the hot soup
>Seriously implying banjo isn't gay
That's his name though.
Then explain tweedledee and tweedledum over here:
>JAPAN HATES BANJO
>GRANT KIRKHOPE WON'T DO MUSIC FOR IT
>HE'D BE A DUCK HUNT CLONE
>HE'D MAKE REALISTIC BEAR NOISES
>CEREAL MASCOTS DON'T WORK IN SMASH
>LOOK AT THIS RENDER I MADE IN UNITY, IT PROVES YOU ALL WRONG
>STEVE IS BETTER
>RARE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE BEAR
>anal vore is funny
Oh, so you're a snoy boy, waiting for your super censored PS5?
This shit is the equivalent of teenage girls arguing about fictional relationships.
>BUT CEREAL
gets me every time
FUCK YOU DR WHO AND SHERLOCK WORK WELL TOGEGHER OK
>"Dragon Quest isn't important, it shouldn't be in'
>"Actually, insiders confused Dai for Erdrick"
>Based Artorias.jpg
>'fuckerdrick'.jpg
>Plantposter (although I can respect his dedication)
>fake Slimeposters
>"People would throw a fit and hate Dragon Quest!"
So many arguments aged like milk in the span of a few minutes, it was amazing.
Imagine steve posting after getting bearbacked by Sakurai
Tell smashboards I said hi
Reminder
youtu.be
Oh no, someone's upset, gonna take a grumpy dumpy?
I wonder why Steve was chosen to be the character used for shitposting
I will after you tell Smashboards I said hi
Don't worry, bud.
We always know you have our backs, and we have yours, too.
>oh Banjo boy, didn't you know, I am inevitable for smash.
>*snaps and nothing happens*
>huh *looks at banjo*
>GUH-HUH
Ew, you own a smashboards account. Lmfao
Nice Reddit meme
Vergeben mentioned possible Minecraft content in one of his leaks. After the Grinch blowout, people began to see it as a serious possibility, and then that fucking model got made and put up for free use and you know the rest.
Originally Steveposting was just focused on "STEVE IS GETTING IN FAGGOTS" and spamming the shitty model everywhere because it got a rise out of people, but that slowly grew into a focus on Banjofags in particular, probably because he was the one really big character that people were holding out hope for and still hadn't made it even after so long. The Steveposting was funny for a while but, like every overused meme here, it grew absolutely obnoxious and got run into the dirt. Then Banjo got announced, BTFO'ings happened, and here we are.
I feel bad for the genuine Stevefags
Yea Forums...I don't feel so good
good, no more steve fag posting
Stay seething, Stevefags.
I'm throwing in my hat
Are you Sakurai
Sure. That worked out for Ashley, Viridi, Tails and Geno.
actually stevefagging started before the grinch leak even happened, maybe around july or august, the model however was made pretty much a few weeks after the E3 reveal of the game by a furry for a fake leak. People took notice of how cringe Minecraft music videos always had that smug looking steve with a movable face, so they asked the furry for the steve model and the rest is history.
>coatailed kencineroar
>kencineroar again when the grinch happened
>Katalina
>doomguy, hayabusa and erdrick
>then just erdrick
>then nobody
nobody actually sided with stevefags, stevies just hung on to whoever the hot shot was at the time.
if there's any more stevefag timeline things i should mention, feel free to add.
i will be here for the terraria party fighter we all deserve but until then i have no idea who you're quoting
Know your place i still haven't forgotten what you tried to do to Kumatora
I dunno kids, maybe get better taste in shit and you might get your character in a future Smash game.
OG Steveposter here. I only wanted Steve to make people seethe, my most wanted is actually Doomguy.
Waluigi is a fucking reddit tier pic, it's the cringiest fucking shit. I don't want a fucking spot taken by a character no one will play.
That's actually a pretty compelling argument for Steve in Smash
Imagine being over thirteen and think any console can even compete with PC.
Yeah, until smash 6 inevitably comes out.
>paying $5.99 for 6 fucking RECTANGLES