Anyone following the Boogie Telsa saga? What a fucking asshole and what a shitshow.
tl;dr a car salesman talked him into buying a Telsa because they are what all the influencers are buying. He says on the stream he needs help from his fans to help pay for it. And now he’s going to shill hard and make Telsa content to help pay for car.
That's funny, because last week he was bragging about how easily he could afford it.
I want this fat fucking kike dead.
LARD GARGLIN'
Reminder that we cant make fun of him no more, he is a chad now.
SALAD DODGIN
>be american
>don’t know how to spell Tesla
You double nigger
Didn't he just say he can easily afford the Tesla?
PAY FOR MY TESLA
Who cares about nose bogger? stop eceleb shit
>spelling tesla wrong 3 times
So the car it's one of those that come with cuphead? That's why this is in Yea Forums?
I bet that Tesla will have about a 50km range with him inside
still waiting on that fatal heart attack
any...day...now...
TEETH WHITENIN'
S A L A D
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CALORIE THIEVIN
This is the eceleb board.
Boogie said something stupid? wow what a shock!
He should just die already.
He is a piece of shit and deep down he knows it.
Was a Yea Forumstard too until 2010.
>following eceleb drama
the only thing i ever followed with the large chedder saga. it was kino
I'm still surprised Etika offed himself before Boogie
GO TO SUBWAY BUT PUT EVERYTHING ON IT
But he is a literal millionair.
He just wants it for free that piece of shit
...
>Telsa
also can he even fit in one?
I wouldn't be surprised if mods stickied your thread since apparently they stickied thread about some nigger gamer.
COOKING WITH A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL JUST TO DRINK OUT OF THE DRIP TRAY
he's a lowkey sociopath and probably can't distinguish right from wrong at a neurological level
COOK ON A GEORGE FOREMAN JUST TO DRINK OUT THE DRIP TRAY
SOMEONE'S GOT TO PAY
I would like to kick Boogie really hard in those new pearly whites and see if the bolts screwed in his mouth would actually fracture his skull and jaw
>Telsa
>Telsa
>Telsa
Are you lysdexic?
LOL holy shit this fat fuck needs to die.
Knew he was a coward and a shitbag to his friends but fuck this is a new low.
Straight up jewry.
Damn this is the most insecure piece of shit I've ever seen.
Me on the left.
how does he not enough money to afford his tesla? did he put nothing down?? what a moron.
Boogie looks absolutely disgusting. Why did he get his teeth done? They look unnatural.
he looks so weird with his fake teeth
>He says on the stream he needs help from his fans to help pay for it
If you still follow boogie you deserve this kind of shit. He knows he can milk his fans for infinite money because they're stupid enough to think he's some sort of "good" guy
imagine watching boogie
They reflect his phony personality
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
He has a house, I guess.
PARKED BUS
>imagine being the battery in that car
PLANET
go back to samandtolki my dude
Imagine farding and shidding
i remember i liked this guy ONE TIME because back during gamer gate he basically said "this shits retarded, people are being retarded on both sides, zoe is admittedly a slut and it's kind of her own damn fault" and i was like "huh, i didn't expect a fat slob beta to actually have reasonable opinions"
and then i realized after how much of a manipulative faggot this guy was about LITERALLY everything else
I bet it's a model X because he would never fit into a sedan.
who cares
YOKOZUNA
Wtf is a Telsa
holy shit he looks like hes lost a lot of weight compared to how his cheek pouches covered 80% of his videos 5 years ago
So what actually happened?
>tfw your environmentally healthy car is going to cost you more because you're an unhealthy fuck
He put on weight again? He looks a state.
Probably. He said he officially does not feel like he needs to lose anymore weight.
why do people encourage youtuber retardation?
A scrawny dude from Croatia.
This shithole really needs an e-celeb board. Why cant we be like Yea Forums and ban all e-celeb/twitter threads?
>influencer
>content creator
god I hate how much people have swallowed the marketing pill and just accepted these terms and define themselves by them
can he wear blue jeans?
Yea Forums is run by massive fuckheads who only ban shit that they don't find interesting i agree with Yea Forums needing an e-celeb board shit i'd probably even browse it everynow and then
hiroshismoot is retarded
eceleb posting is not going away, its only getting worse and worse as little zoomies thaat grew up with streamers grow older
it needs a fucking board
>Anyone following the Boogie Telsa saga?
no
If I could I would hold hands with Nanachi.
>he is a chad now.
A 350-pound Chad?
Imagine having all that money and not immediately getting liposuction, or some other kind of surgery to slim down as soon as possible, to avoid your quickly approaching death.
>a youtuber with a childhood trauma and a history of abusing people does something scummy?
WHAT?
if he did that where would all that floppy skin go?
Yea Forums is a proud e-celeb board, or did you miss the Etika sticky?
boogie is one of the biggest dipshits in the world
he had ddp yoga fucking goto his house and help him and even he couldn't fix the shit wreck that is boogie
nothing will be worse than 'entrepreneur'
>Use a car to lose weight
Is he going to push the car or lift the car?
More like Boogie1488
on my lamp
First Disneyland now this. How can he not afford this if he can buy an arcade machine library
Blankets for the homeless
because he knows that no matter what he does he will look like a fucking reanimated corpse
he would rather die as a fat sack of shit that scammed people for pity
What fucking car did he buy? That 250k Tesla?
Because if not he can easily afford it since he makes 4k/month with his horrible YouTube videos alone.
He's lying.
He's just trying to scam his followers for more cash.
b-b-but Yea Forums... is w-w-w-worse! I-I was told having mods actually do something is no f-fun allowed!
it's hilarious that anyone would buy those shitty 1up arcades for the prices they sell them at
OH NONONONO
HOW STUPID CAN YOU EB?
>Telsa
he tweeted somewhere that the tesla was ~$100k
PAY FOR MY TESLA
every board has its problems but i'd say Yea Forums Yea Forums /cgl/ have the absolute worst even Yea Forums
>Falling for the Elon Meme
KIRBY
Drums for the world´s bigger orchestra
>following e-celeb drama
what is wrong with you people?
When are we going to have a /cunny/ board?
Honestly considering emailing all his sponsors info of all the shady shit he's done to help cut off his money
>reddit
but wow, what a faggot. He ''dabs'' on everyone with his new teeth he got for free, asks people money to pay for his dumb expenses while he is a sugar daddy to multiple girls.
That's actually pretty interesting. I feel like the bone would fracture rather than abutments sheer off but I really don't know. You'd need one hell of a whack in any case.
>Anyone following the e-celeb bullshit saga?
No. Fuck off.
ignoring the fact this thread isn't videogames and should be purged from Yea Forums
e-celeb drama is super fun to indulge in
>Anyone following the Boogie Telsa saga?
Fucking no.
*poof*
KIRBY
hindenburg replica
What's with his teeth? Did he get veneers?
>Car payments are $900 a month, someone will have to pay.
*pwah*
KIRBY
By following do you mean you went on reddit livestreamfails and decided to post a thread on 4channel about it? Going to assume yes since it's the same image.
>bitches about healthcare costs
>trying to buy a fucking tesla
americans, ladies and gentlemen
He won't make it to 2021
HAPPY BECAUSE HOSTESS IS BACK IN BUSINESS, MOTHERFUCKER
So? 1.5k/month shouldn't be a problem for him.
OMG, my favorite e-celeb! YAY!
Can you believe mom still reads tabloids about Hollywood movie stars? What a Boomer! Gossiping about e-celebs online is totally different and superior!
Saw a pic where his legs are legit turning black kek
Boogie bought a very expensive Tesla and bragged that he had more than enough money to pay for it and other things.
Now after getting the car he realizes his bragging looks too much like him being an asshole so he's now complaining that he can't afford to keep up the car and barely has any money left.
Now people are making fun of him with his old tweets from like a week ago when he was getting a Tesla CUSTOM HANDMADE by Tesla, all his collectibles worth 100's of dollars, and his patreon.
Basically, fat man wants attention because 'he's poor' when really he's well off.
What's his fucking problem? Dude is a literal millionaire. Why is he so against paying for his own shit?
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO TO SOME FAT FUCK ON YOUTUBE, NAMED BOOGIE2988. NOW, I'M TIRED OF THIS FAT FUCK POPPING UP ON ALL MY FUCKING SEARCH ENGINES WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR A FUCKING WORKOUT VIDEO. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE AFTERMATH FROM ANY OF YOU BOOGIE FANS THAT FEEL SORRY FOR THIS GREASY FUCK.
YOU FAT FUCKING DISGUSTING ASS SMELLING.
BLOB.
CHEESE DRINKING.
CRISCO BATHING.
LARD GARGLING.
CALORIE THIEVING.
CABBAGE PATCH FACE HAVING.
DR. ROBOTNIK LOOKING.
WINGSTOP EATING.
MCDONALDS GORGING.
T-REX ARM HAVING.
NON-VEGETABLE EATING.
COOK ON A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL JUST TO DRINK OUT THE DRIP TRAY.
WIDE LOAD.
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO.
PLANET. PRETENDING TO HAVE A FUCKING THYROID PROBLEM.
WHALE/ FREE WILLY. PART BUS.
YOKOZUNA.
FLUBBER.
KIRBY.
SALAD DODGER.
CHAIR CRUSHER.
BUTTERBALL.
GO TO SUBWAY BUT PUT EVERYTHING ON IT.
MICHELIN MAN.
HAPPY BECAUSE HOSTESS IS BACK IN BUSINESS MOTHERFUCKER.
I KNOW THERE IS GONNA BE ALOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE CALLING ME A BULLY. WELL GUESS WHAT, I'M NOT. I JUST DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR FAT FUCKING PEOPLE ESPECIALLY FAT FUCKS WHO SIT THERE ALL DAY, GORGE AND EAT, AND MAKE MONEY FOR DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, WHILE A BUNCH OF SORRY FUCKS LIKE YOURSELF PLAY INTO IT. YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING? THEN FUCK YOU.
This is a fucking video to some fat fuck on YouTube, named Boogie2988. Now, I'm tired of this fat fuck popping up on all my fucking search engines when I'm looking for a fucking workout video. I don't give a fuck about the aftermath from any of you Boogie fans that feel sorry for this greasy fuck. You fat fucking disgusting ass smelling. Blob. Cheese drinking. Crisco bathing. Lard gargling. Calorie thieving. 'Cabbage-Patch' face having. Dr.Robotnik looking. WingStop eating. McDonalds gorging. T-Rex arm having. Non-vegetable eating. Cook on a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray. Wide Load. Hungry Hungry Hippo. Planet. Pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem. Whale/ Free Willy. Part Bus. Yokozuna. Flubber. Kirby. Salad Dodger. Chair Crusher. Butterball. Go to Subway but put everything on it. Michelin Man. Happy because Hostess is back in business motherfucker. I know there is gonna be alot of people out there calling me a bully. Well guess what, I'm not. I just don't feel sorry for fat fucking people especially fat fucks who sit there all day, gorge and eat, and make money for doing absolutely nothing, while a bunch of sorry fucks like yourself play into it. You don't like what the fuck I'm saying, then fuck you!
>LTG was right about Boogie
>Boogie ran a misogynistic blog reviewing porn and prostitutes using the exact same name he uses now, as if no one would ever find it
>Boogie hired a live-in prostitute after his divorce, who he abused and imposed strict rules upon such as no phones in his home (because he's ashamed of living like a hoarder) and no talking to other guys
>Boogie stole an Aladdin joke tweet from someone else and refused to apologize or even acknowledge he did anything wrong
>Boogie mocked someone for coming from a broken home (a clip of which made the rounds all over the place reddit.com
>Boogie claims, any time he acts too out of line and catches too much heat, that it was a Francis sketch
>Boogie posts himself shirtless on TikTok, a site predominantly aimed at young girls
>Boogie changes his Twitter display name to the latest memes in a creepy attempt to be at the top of search results and draw in new young fans
>Boogie berates his fans for not watching his new videos enough
>Boogie tells his fans they're replaceable a la TotalBiscuit
>Boogie blames YouTube for his lower viewership because of algorithms
>Boogie bathed in Crisco
>Boogie crushed a chair
>Boogie dodged salads
>Boogie drank cheese
>Boogie gargled lard
>Boogie thieved calories
>Boogie only lost .4 lbs over 4 months AFTER gastric bypass surgery
>Boogie is a gay furry
>Boogie threatens suicide every other day
>Boogie stole honor from a dead high school classmate serviceman
>Boogie promoted StoryFire without disclosing he's a partial owner
>Boogie collectives Patreon donations for a podcast that's been inactive for months
>Boogie told his fans he's living paycheck-to-paycheck but proceeded to buy a $100,000 car
>Boogie said $3 is "a lot of money ... for a person of color"
>Boogie made a joke about Etika after he disappeared, said he has a stronger will than him
>LTG was absolutely RIGHT
In my mind this will probably happen to this fat fuck and his new teeth if he gets punched
I honestly hope so. But I doubt it. He is like a roach.
Best chance war right before his surgery. He looked like death but even then he somehow survived.
>i'm confident finally and it's good
rather than
>i'm irresponsible, but have had everything given to me just by blubbing on about my past
>$30,000 teeth, $100,000 tesla. it's okay I can cry and the internet will feel sorry for me and pay for them
>1.7mil net worth
I don't believe it for a second
BASED LTG
net worth includes the price of all the food you digest within the week
Man Billy the Fridge has been shredding weight holy shit.
he's going to eat the car.
do they even make ones with wheelchair ramps?
youtube.com
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
>Those faiding subs
>only 128 patreons
Are people finally catching onto his bullshit?
Man oh man, do I love how much of an asshole Wesley Snipes is.
That Wolf? GODLIKE
That Ness? ASTOUNDING
That Snake? GENIUS
Liposuction doesn't improve your health, user. It's not the extra fat on the outside which causes the health problems.
boogie vs notch who's the bigger neckbeard
>gets lap band surgery to lose weight as opposed to losing it with the help of Diamond Dallas Page FOR FREE
>gets fake teeth as opposed to just taking care of his teeth
>buys $100k car as opposed to spending that money on his well-being (psychiatrist+therapist, health coach, excess skin removal)
If you had told me 5 years ago that boogie would become the most vile youtuber out there, I would have called you a liar. He is the fakest motherfucker in the streaming community and his "Love ya
1st: There's nothing wrong with asking for money.
2nd: He's allowed to make Tesla content.
>tl;dr a car salesman talked him into buying a Telsa because they are what all the influencers are buying. He says on the stream he needs help from his fans to help pay for it. And now he’s going to shill hard and make Telsa content to help pay for car.
thata not the tldr
hes clearly lied about this story. he also makes upward of 300k/y and has stated hes a millionaire. days ago he said sponsors would cover the cost.
Hes a fucking crazy pos, always has been.
Far right is okay, besides the wojak.
>Telsa
kek
also
i don't watch subhumans
>Are people finally catching onto his bullshit?
yes.
So is the fatass keeping the weight off after his surgery or is he still eating a shit ton and not exercising?
>Was a Yea Forumstard too until 2010.
Aren't we all?
Blessed file name.
he looks like he has that dumbass snapchat filter on that edits in an obviously fake smile on someones face
Why are people hating Boogie now? He’s one of the nicest guys.
what about the one where he abused that kid on voice chat. it was something like youre fathers gonna beat you or your mother left oe something. played it off as just a joke
>LTG
who
based amerifat
also fuck you OP for not knowing who tesla was
my dad got something similar on two teeth and they just snapped out when he fell into a table one day a lot easier than even his old fucked up real teeth so I think they're designed to do that so your mandible/skull doesn't get rekt
>because they are what all the influencers are buying
Why are people like this? Be your own person, what a retard
I guarantee there is a company that would absolutely pay at least 500k for ownership of a channel with 4.5 million subs.
Was LTG always /OurGuy/?
wow this is great
but not like him
didn't you get the memo?
it's now amerifart or amerishart amerifat is so last yesterday
who gives a shit you faggot?
what does this have to do with video games? go fuck yourself
Nah, no way he's worth that much anymore. Maybe before his divorce. Think about it:
>all monetary gains are instantly halved due to divorce settlement
>Youtube deemed his Francis "persona" as advertiser-unfriendly, thus eliminating his most profitable content
>Adpocolypse 1, 2, and 3
>Steady loss of subscribers & viewers
>spent large sums of money on weight loss surgery, fake teeth (albeit they were discounted), traveling to cons, and now his $100k tesla
>still owes $200k on his home
I'd wager that after the tesla purchase, he probably has less than $300k in savings. His main source of income is sponsorships, but with all of the negative attention he's been received these past few months I'm sure those are starting to dry up as well.
but he IS so fucking fat lmao
Imagine having weight loss surgery where your stomach gets cut to a quarter of it's original size and then plateauing at 350 pounds
fuck off boomer boy
Midge
nice leddit post. This shit was old news
What you say, comrade? Telsa is great us car! It runs on only the best elacratcity!
CABBAGE PATCH FACE HAVING
90k Model X (the hatchback crossover one with the vertical wing doors,) and about 10k more in additionals like the autopilot package.
>So, this is a hard video to make. Not just because of the subject matter because, as you know, internet content creation is full-time work, I do this more than full-time hours here, I'm not just sitting around all day, I'm always working, it's difficult, not just because of that, because it legitimizes toxic people who spread lies about me, there's two sides to every story, but I really feel like I need to talk about the subscriber situation, not that there's a subscriber situation. The channel is poppin'. You know, with the algorithms, I'm making nowhere near as much as I used to, and I'm losing subscribers I guess because maybe people think my channel is active because they're not seeing my videos in their feed anymore, because the algorithm isn't promoting me anymore, my source at YouTube told me Francis is gold but that's just not panning out when it comes to views and subscriber growth. And he told me, the salesman told me the Tesla would be an investment, that it would pay for itself with Tesla Uber or whatever, I believe him. So if people... um, if people could watch my StoryFire and spread the word, it would do a lot for me. I'm a strong person, you know, I can hang in there, you saw what internet toxicity did to Etika and I just need to rise above that, but at the same time this kind of stuff really makes me feel like I'd be better off taking a high dose lead pill, you know? I don't wanna put that on anyone, my fans can't be responsible for me, but it would really help if people watched my videos more, even if you just watch them in the background, and um... and uh... y'know, like, the Holocaust was bad and all but it really can be a learning experience for the Jews is all I'm saying, adversity breeds creativity. Life has been rough on me, and I just had to power through it, and I'd really appreciate that if my ad revenue reflected my hard work more y'know?
How haven't more people called him out for his bullshit?
I'd honestly rather have the near-anarchy of this board than the fucking unbearable levels of seriousness and autism of Yea Forums
best line
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>Chad
>Wife left him
hmm
You mean TESLA, you inbred cretin?
Lmao he did a wings of redemption. What an idiot
>E-celeb garbage
Alright
>90k Model X (the hatchback crossover one with the vertical wing doors,)
How is this related to video games?
>plateauing at 350 pounds
Right, maybe this was the case 4 months ago. He's stopped posting weight loss updates since then, and visibly looks to be around 370-380 in recent pictures.
>White watch
>Shitty ass diamond earrings
Only a black dude would wear a white watch...it looks so tacky and ugly with his diamond stud earrings. Probably cheap as fuck.
>Tesla
Lmao
those bucks will dry up in less than a year and he'll be stuck bagholding a garbage car
hey that's Billy the Fridge
youtube.com
>unedited gameplay streams are work
Fuck right off
>people are shocked to find that 'content creators' from youtube and twitch are literal e-begging whores bad with money
Go support someone making shit at the least.
Not defending him but he has a lot of loose skin. That bulge you see around his waist is hanging loose skin...it's disgusting. He needs to lose more weight before he can get it cut off and what not. At least that's what his doctor said.
>visibly looks to be around 370-380
how the fuck do you even get that big