GOBLINS

Elder Scrolls Online

>those Oblivion goblin witch milkers

gob

ESO

POST GOBBO GAMES

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Goblins Ill like fire!

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ELLO ME OL' CHUM

youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4

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This shit is everything that is wrong with modern fiction. Early civilizations and myth were simple with their beliefs and stories. Monsters were bad, men were good, the monster is slain and peace prevails. But eventually, people started wondering, "why?" Why does the werewolf hunt? Why do the undead rampage? Why do vampires feast on man? People started explaining the monsters, going into details, giving them pasts and thoughts and feelings and HUMANIZING the monsters.

yeah you're right. monsters should just stay monsters forever and we should retell the same stories over and over again

Preach

Oh no?

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lmao come back when you have a real opinion

SNEED

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Goblin shortstacks exist to be fucked by man.

>draws a green Elf
>calls it a goblin
Why is this allowed?

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I'll take the Elf!

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youtu.be/Uxuu-s3dPBQ

This picture is good

manga artists are too afraid of drawing risky monster girls or else it will hurt sales. i do like GIVS tho

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>shield from skyrim
>goblin attire from oblivion
TODD

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Let's regurgitate the same tiring, century old fables. Sure thing, faggot. No one's humanizing the monsters, they're interested in why it hunts, why it stalks, and why it's a beast; people still recognize that it's a monster.

no user thats an orc

>still no potato gf

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schniepel

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shes actually very short and in the game is from a goblin village

Because I like masturbating fag

I feel like i've read h-mangas by this artist before but its just a feeling

masterworks all, you can’t go wrong

*blocks your entire party's path*

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Charging into a goblins nest...

sluttty armor and while ovulating

Their kind hates ice and fire both.

>Not getting the reference.
But to be fair I can only blame myself due leaving out the part about the goblin vomit and slop and blood.
>youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY

What's the fucking difference?

one's a goblin the other is an orc

>playing XIV
>friend who played XI before gets fucking triggered by these things, I don’t get it
>try nasomi a little later
>get to the dunes
YEP I FUCKING GET IT

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Cat shit, dog shit - it doesn't matter; They're both SHIT...!

Let's not have this fucking debate again.

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I M A G I N E
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Is ESO worth it? I played FF14 for a month and enjoyed it well enough.

Good thread guys.

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did someone say goblins?

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based sacred bro

The combat system is ADD spam shit, if you liked XIV it might trigger you. None of it really feels like it has any impact. I like the game a lot otherwise.

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>>>/twitch/

>Is ESO worth it?
No.

what are some games where your cute party members can get gobbed if you fail to protect them?

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10/10 b8 m8

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What is it with you fags and that horrible body type.
You fags have NO tastes.

Already gnomes Alliance side, so them getting two technologically dominant races would be shitty.
Also the Horde has had much more dealing with goblins than the Alliance specifically because pre-cata they had no technologically dominant race.
Every zepplin, bomb, or device more advanced than a gun was made by a gob, horde side.

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You are wrong, and a lot of great fiction has originated from the line of thinking. The problem with modern writing is that it always revolves around good and evil in the most grandiose and unpersuasive way.

The hero is always flawed and just doing his best. The villain always has the brakes on and always hints at the promise of redemption.

Yes, the werewolf hunts because it is hungry, it hunts because it has lost control. The problem is that they person is never someone that chose to be a werewolf because he fucking hates people and wants to eat them and be strong as fuck. The vampire is always some melodramatic faggot that accidented into a vampire, never a mastermind who joined the covern and slowly overtook the elder vampires, siphoned their power and is now strong enough to start extending his influence to the mortal races.

imagine thinking we don't already do this and haven't been doing this for thousands of years

Anyone got the webcomic with the little elf fella in a pointy hat saying "NIGGER"?

You sound like a serious buffoon.
No one give this faggot anymore (You)s.

Go to bed, you nipple!

Japan has the opposite problem of the west.
Where the west seems to have an issue making the traditionally attractive, Japan can't seem to make anything that isn't traditionally attractive.
Same reason I don't play FF14, every race is anime cute and I want to play a monster.

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What's with you fags and your actual homosexuality?
You fags have NO taste.

I'm playing Dragon's Dogma for the first time and made my main pawn a gob strider.

Ratmen>>>g*blins

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Find the truth user, and learn to see the world and its legacy of story telling in a new light.

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There are goblins in TES? Why weren't there any in Skyrim?

>people afraid of the wild and animals tear shit up making it unsafe to travel
>monsters bad
>animals all domesticated or on the verge of extinction
>humans bad and monsters get human traits
Wow it's almost as if mythology and fiction follows the fears and reality of their time.

It's like you people are gay and hyperbolise female assets to try and convince you and others that you aren't gay.

What if there's a big bear in the cave that eats me alive and shits me out in piles?

Fuck goblins

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The climate of Skyrim is too cold for those little faggots.
Especially since they hide in caves, like pussies.

then I hate to break it to you, but you probably aren't the main character of the story.

There's plenty of mods that add them in. Makes adventuring in the wilderness a little more lively because you aren't fighting the same wolves, skeevers and mudcrabs every 30 feet.

What if the main character is a big smelly nigger?

>if you like hetero things, you're secretly gay
What is with you faggots being obssessed with this logic. Do you not even realise how massive of a projection it is? Keep coping with the fact that you're grossed out by objectively hot hetero art.

Fuck goblins

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then good chance it's a shit story. Not that there can't be a good story with a nigger character, but it better fucking include African mythology and other cool shit.

because they literally can't draw anything else
>your pic related

tfw no goblin gf to put her fat green ass on your face

gona staab

based af
sacred was my shit

What's underneath the mask?

Those tits are too big and that body type is hideous.
It looks like comedy.

As long as the ratmen are filthy disgusting rats and not trying to be just another half human half animal race they are the best.

i still have my copy
which class was your favorite?
also the game got pretty hard at the dragons and ice elves and i might be doing something wrong

furfag

Just admit you're gay and keep walking, then

A gobbo face. It's a character from a D&D podcast by some voice actors, DM'd by Matt Mercer.

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the worst part about seeing a goblin is that it means your world is probably infested with elves

I ain't no gay.
You have hilarious tastes in women.
No sense of elegance.

What kind of elves? The based Tolkien versions or the conniving Elder Scrolls versions?

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Damn, she cute

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The conniving Elder Scrolls versions.

Fuck you thread.

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>a voice actor is based enough to play a female goblin thief
Fuck it, I'm curious now.

Rats are not filthy and disgusting, but I agree with you nevertheless
what did you call me gobl*nboi?

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Why are they so small? I oblivion the goblins are actually bigger than other humanoids, it's their slouching that makes them seem smaller and in Morrowind they can also get pretty big.

>elegance
By that do you mean manjaw and a nose the size of Jupiter? Or do you mean a frail flat chested loli? Both are shit.

Those are the worst kind

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Autist.
Also autist.

THEY'RE WEAK TO ICE AND FIRE BOTH!

HERETICS WILL BE ALLOWED NO MERCY, THE EMPEROR WILL KNOW HIS PEOPLE, MAY HE HAVE MERCY FOR I HAVE NON PURGED THEM ALL AND LET THE EMPEROR SORTE THEM OUT

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What games should I look at for gobbo slaying? DDDA is my first thought, but I cannot recall specifically any memorable goblin warrens. I don't know any Skyrim mods off the top of my head that do the trick (IE replacing mobs with goblins and building/adding goblin warrens). If I had to make the perfect goblin slayer game, I would do something like Outward, where it's an open world Souls-clone type thing, but you just follow Goblin Slayer's story. Live in a small village, visit the city, visit the guild, kill all goblins. Or maybe something like Exanima, but you dungeon crawl and exclusively kill teams of gobbos. Nothing quite scratches the itch.

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>Monsters were bad, men were good, the monster is slain and peace prevails.

Buddy if you think ancient man didn't want to fuck the monsters, you know shit about shit.

I've not bothered to listen to the actual thing, just fan animations, /tg/ hates it but they hate everything. So enjoy at your own risk.

youtube.com/watch?v=dz2o_bVkgPA
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youtube.com/watch?v=fddV0PbOZtA

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These adventurers deserve it for the way they're dressed.

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Pal, I just wanna FUCK the monsters.

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Your heavy-handed preference ain't any better.

The third age mod for mount and blade lets you kill shitloads of orcs and goblins both, or play as them if you're feeling particularly edgy.

goblib

>four cows are missing? Must've been those damn fair folk again

>male goblin on female human
Gross.

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>playing as orcs and goblins is "edgy"
How about you keep your fuckin' bigoted mouth shut

You tell them, user.

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Oh yeah I do remember that mod, I played it quite a bit. It's definitely goblin killing (as well as every other kind of killing), but not quite what I was thinking. In the ideal situation, I could form a party or make a solo character like in Pillars (or Pathfinder if you have enough points in INT), then explore the world of Divinity, in the style of DDDA, but focus only on gobbo quests. That's a weird mashup but there just aren't games for that feel, yet.

>What games should I look at for gobbo slaying?
D&D 2E

>FemGoblinSlayer's brother was raped to death by Goblins
>Probably hunted down and killed potential goblin nieces

Hot

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You are not wrong. Some of the most fun I've had were with Forgotten Realms dungeon crawler games. Dungeon Hack also comes to mind. It's time to translate that fun into 2019 though.

Gonna need a source or more of this

do goblin girls smell bad?

man i was just thinking about this... i imagine they would have that musky/musty "black people" (pls don't start shit this is just an observation) smell, but dialed to 11.

They'd definitely have a scent to them, just like how they'd have to deal with Human stink.

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Belly button stink mixed in with onions.

Goblins bought them together and Goblins may break them apart but they will regret that...

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Silly user, Female goblins doesn't exist.

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Keep the faith my Brother

What are you supposed to do in this situation?

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They likely never bathe so they will smell like shit

tfw you just know farm girl will eventually be raped and/or killed

i wanna forcefully bathe one and scrub her clean

Sounds like you want a crpg with a low level campaign.

bathe one in fire to cleanse the land

>no degenerate gobbo girl obsessed with human musk

I thought it said ban islam at start

thats always an alternative

>Still thinking a main girl will be raped.
You rapefags are pathetic.

Reminder that goblins make great meat shields!

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the best sound in the world

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Based

Oi ratty I hear ya sayin green isnt da best, wat yo gonna do when I call ya fu' fag?

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youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY

Reminder that GS is actually a handsome young human and not some rebel gobbo.

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>non-PRAYER-characters

Are translators the laziest and most stupid members of any fan community? It's like they don't even know their own fucking language.

But user, that is an official translations. Any fan translations ran away as soon Jen Press announced they had the licenced.

Zap zap, motherfuckers!

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Greenskins deserve the rope.

Found it.
exhentai.org/g/1429792/cf0d102940/
Fair warning, it isn't a human male but a futa Viera

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Are translators the laziest and most stupid members of any business? It's like they don't even know their own fucking language.

>warning it's better than expected
I'll take the risk brother

Even in numbers, a weakling is a weakling still!

>Are translators the laziest and most stupid members of any fan community?
Yes. Their greed is also rising. If you consume a lot of a country's entertainment, just learn the fucking language because translations are always off and translators are retarded, take liberties and make changes on "problematic" sources, or have kikeish tendancies. Possibly all three.

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Farm girl was already raped. Priestess wont get raped, but there will be a moment where GS will think that she has or been killed and he will go absolutely fucking retard mode. Can't wait

Except there are plenty examples from various mythologies of monsters being neutral and even occasionally helping the heroes or people in general. You pseudo-intellectual faggot.

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>CG raped.
You can't trick me, hell, you are even calling her "Farm Girl" when her title is "Cow Girl".

Pop a stamina flask and a strength pot.
Maybe have some healing potions on the side.

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That was the treasure you seek.

>Farm girl was already raped.

When.

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>CG
>Raped
Why you lied? Otherwise rapefags would be like stevefags before banjo reveal instead of being like stevefags post banjo reveal.

Is bullshit and you should know it considering you posted a LN pic.

I didn't post the original "farm girl" post. But oh shit I didn't realize she was out of town when her family and town were massacred. I though she had been there and that implied she'd been GOBBED. WELL SHIT, that bumps her up the list but she's still not better than archer or GG.

Combat system is a lot more fleshed out than most MMOs, especially compared to the previous elder scrolls' titles. I'm gonna sound stupid for saying this but its basically the dark souls of MMOs. There's a LOT of dodging and rolling involved no matter what class you play. The game will punish you very harshly just for missing one dodge and kill you instantly. I think the main issue with it is the learning curve though. When you're going through the story based content and traveling around the world the game is piss easy, but once you hit max level and start doing veteran content or trials the game throws about a million mechanics at you at once and mobs that will one shot you. Also, it depends on if you care about this type of thing or not but the game is entirely based on horizontal progression rather than vertical. So there are no stat or level squishes and new content doesn't make old content obsolete.

Are you fucking stupid? Who the hell you thought it was the red haired girl with massive boobs?!

Saved it from a thread. Only thing I know from LN is some Fencer gets raped and doesn't mindbreak from it.

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FUCK GOBBOS
AND FUCK ZOOMERS

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Dragon's Dogma is bad

Oh yes.

you got a source for this?

>TFW no gobo GF
soundgasm.net/u/skitty/Protecting-and-Cherishing-a-Goblin-Girl

I really want more Goblin Slayer, but I feel like they've changed who he is too much already.

Can a brother get sauce?
Does it even have more sex panels? Somehow I feel that's all

played oblivion again a few months ago

didnt level past 5

so many goblins

not enough screenshots

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It's your lucky day.

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>half of this thread

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what you want
>DA EVIL MONSTER IS DA BAD AND WE SHOULD KILL IT
what we want
>nature documentary narrated by a filthy peasant given a sack of potatoes for his time

People get fucking bored of recycling a story so they change it to make it interesting, they add onto it, they EXPAND on it. The base material still exist but now so do a ton of fan fictions.

Imagine if mankind still worshiped stupid shit like wine and trees. That is boring and most people will just light your tree on fire and drink your wine god. Now Zeus raping a bunch of women is something people will come to see

That is the point, the main plot of the story is healing GS' broken mind.

>30 pages
hell yeah motherfucker, may god pay you back in double, user

>da goblin slayer kill da goblin n he do it forever
boring, if i want to watch a goblin die 1000 different ways and ONLY that i will download a gmod model of a goblin and slam it on the ground over and over until im bored

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>goblin and slam it on the ground over and over until im bored
That's only one way to kill a goblin though.

sauce?

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I agree with you and anyone who doesn't likes Ghostbusters 2016

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you turbo butthead dont make me come over there

i slap your moms fat milf ass and watch it jiggle

don't be afraid of a guy who killed goblins in 1000 different ways, be afraid of the guy who killed goblins the same way 1000 times

>making sure he is not a taken man while also hitting on him at the same time
a very tactical move by this goblin

They are called Rieklings in Skyrim.
They are literally blue goblins.

SKAVEN

Tbqh when I read non prayer character I just assumed they were bipedal fauna, and the weakest of the lot, with belief in or favor from a God as the distinguishing factor between sentient and non-sentient bipedal beings

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What are some CRPGs with low level campaigns?

The Potato shall be yours

This kid saw how goblins raped his sister to death for three days.

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If your goblin doesnt look like a chubby green loli/shota then its not a goblin.

More like unit 731.

Hot. He probably can't get hard anymore because he has a GREENED fetish.

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RAT IS BEST, GO AWAY GREEN-THING

GREEN SUCKS

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MURDER-KILL GOBLIN THINGS

Man I completely forgot I was reading that manga.
Is it over yet?

T H E
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The advantage is that you draw girls that want to "heal you" like honey draws bears, but you are too insane to actually appreciate it.

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Is this from Elsweyr? I've yet to play it

BOSS O DEM

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Yes, assemble in one place, makes my job easier.

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The real dilemma.

>be exterminator in ISEKAI
>the pay is meh but you have endless work
>women see your financial stability and kept help but crave your bluecollar body and ability to support a family financially

Nope, it hasn't even adapted half of the light novels.

Aside from this retard anyway.

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>>>be exterminator in ISEKAI
are people still using this retarded ass bait?

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and all this time I was using the crossbow to slowly kill those fuckers...

>GS
>Isekai
You are dumb, have a babu.

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/tg/ hates it because it's tumblr trash.

Fucking hell, I was going to post that

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In her case, she wants him to "heal" her. But he is too crazy for that too.

Fuck off Skavenfags.
Skaven are the prime representation of disgusting fay furrfagottry.

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youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g

>Skaven are the prime representation of the master race and the best.

fixed your post, no need to thank me

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Finally true Goblins in this thread.
Really disappointed it took that long.

Reminder that this little girl could genocide all the goblins easily and the only thing stopping her is her "good girl" nature. But what would happen if the goblins kill the one she loves (but is too dense with herself to realize it)?

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no

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Go shove a chunk of Warpstone up your disease ridden gay ass mary sue anus you faggots.
Worst race and worst faction easily, promoting homosexuality and disgusting disease ridden practices.

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What's your preferred Skarsnik strat on legendary? Do you rush to Karak 8 peaks or hang around farming rebels?

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A male only species of mostly naked scalie bara hunks talking about homosexuality?

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>Go shove a chunk of Warpstone up your disease ridden gay ass mary sue anus

I will, thanks for reminding me lizard

>tfw no-furs will never ever learn how good warpstone taste and feels like
feels good

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>Night elf has the freckles
>Goblin has beauty mark mole
retard artist. reverse this shit immediately.

But goblins are also a male only species.

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He may have been trained by a gobbo however in order to enact his vengence.

Americans*

>GS master is a gobbo.
I thought this error was dead, for fuck sake there are still idiots thinking this?!

His master is a rhea, which is another way to say Hobbit.

>that one pic of an actual Orc female raping a human and forcing him to impregnate her
Muh

Rhea are thieving little shits who shouldn't be trusted.

>Goblin Slayer
>Doom Slayer
>Pelinial Whitestrake

If they teamed up could anything stop them?

>Why do vampires feast on man?
I can answer that one. It's because vampirism is based on traits of Tay-Sachs disease held by khazari jews, which can be treated by blood transfusions and drinking blood. Vampires kill people because of the ritual murders committed by the Jews they were based on. The stereotype of the Vampire thinking of humans as cattle is based on the attitudes held by the people that vampirism is based on.
Vampires are basically ashkenazi jews turned into a fictional entity.

They aren't scalie, nor are they hunky baras. They are just cool.

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As if they'd keep all of them untainted. Somebody has to take the hit to stop the manga from stagnating and turning into another naruto.

Wots wit all these 'ere Grots muckin' about wit their squishy bits?

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Nope, they are chaotic evil rapists.

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Considering Goblin Slayer exclusively kills Goblins I doubt he would be much use

Elves,Goblins,Demons...They all share the same blood line so theres no difference

Luckily weeb filth has no authority on what goblins are and are not.

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They are experts in removing the gay ratto.
They themselves have no such gay feelings and societies.
There's a special place in the Warp for creatures like you...

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Gay rattos>trash>l*zards

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>actually thinking disposable gay rats are worth anything
See pic related as the official ranking you warp infused faggot.

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Other races can basically copy what Goblins/gnomes do, but are much slower at solving issues. Gnomes end up having odd pointless devices with complicated designs that work while Goblins build simple yo understand bombs that do other things.

DESU, The only other races with high mechanical understanding is the Eredar and Blood Elves who have more magically enhanced machines and the concept of chemical engineering like battery acid and electrons would be lost on them.

Goblins and Gnomes are probably the only races to give a fuck and make their own table of elements.

Hunt in packs?

Nope, GS is too insane, he only kills goblins unless he has not option...or the little blonde uses her charisma to make him help.

>lizardcucks get ravaged by one (ONE) Skaven clan for ages
>need to create a literal god just to kick this one single clan out of Lustria
>they come back later and carry on fucking stuff up anyway
>incapable of getting rid of them again even with their new god of rat killing on their side

Dumb lizards are a contender for the 'most pathetic race in Warhammer' award.

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This is the goblins worst nightmare.

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Skaven don't even have cute girls so they're shit compared to Goblins

she deserved it.

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They have cute rat boys instead

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>didnt deny it

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Goblin Slayer was always going to pull a Vinland Saga style pivot

terrible ranking, apply yourself lizard

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If I liked Goblin Slayer, what should I watch next? I've seen Shield Hero. I've already burnt myself out on my favorite genre (mecha), but I find I do enjoy the DnD-esque fantasy genre. I've already seen Aura Battler, which is a pretty good melding of those two genres (mecha/fantasy), not sure where to go now.

Just read Berserk if you haven't.

Based and redpilled

dont read berserk
its fucking gay

I did read Berserk and it's ok. Starts to crawl after a while. The movies are pretty good on first watch and are reliable second-monitor animes.

you all got kicked off /twg/ by the chicks and moved to Yea Forums m'rite?

The total warhammerfags invade every thread they can get their hands on.

What are some games where you can fuck goblin waifus?

CoC doesn't count

I sometimes post on /twg/, why do you ask? I don't post as often because of the rampant shitposting

The difference between goblins and gnomes is pretty much the same difference between Black Mesa and Aperture.
>le cake is a lie
I know, but the comparison is appropriate. Gnomish inventions are meticulously made and are tested and retested until they have a shiny new invention that does something wonderful. But due to over engineering they have a chance to backfire hilariously
Goblin inventions are very much slapdash creations held together by improperly fitted rivets and cheaply sourced metal substitutes, and are shipped the instant there is a version that works. Because testing costs money AND time. Plus all goblin inventions work, that bomb will explode. Just hard to say when half the time.
Also both races handicap themselves half the time because using magic in an invention is considered "cheating" and is taboo among both of them.

Both races benefit from supervision or collaboration from other races with few exemptions who are considered either weird or absolute paragons of their race.
Without the Alliance giving them direction gnomes would just constantly make pointless shit all the time that does nothing but be novel.
Case in point, Mechagon
And without the Horde enforcing quality control Goblins would be busy DPing mother nature and blowing themselves up in their safety hazard "cities".

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i fucking hate goblins so fucking much

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Exactly.

And people wonder why I stick with my Goblin Warlock and stuck with engineering until it was unviable.

Engineer was always the best job, even if it was a moneysink I did it on most of my toons.

>why aren't my fairytales easy to understand

>t. scalie

werewolves were the good guys

sauce?

I think that since WoW goblins were so uncontroversial that people think that nobody cares much about the race, or likes it outside of shortstack porn.
With the exception of my human warlock who is my token alliance character from like 2006, every alt I've ever made has been goblin.
Hell, I was going to use a model swap mod to make my wow classic character into a goblin, but that hope got axed with the titty mods and that fag who changed the WSG flag into Rag for ez tracking.
I love the greedy amoral little fucks. Been my favorite race for years.

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>wowhead's comment section is full of goblin jokes that are basically jew jokes

im surprised that none of their pc staff cares

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Why deny the truth?

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GOBBO GANG, ooh, oi, LIL' PEAKS, oi, GOBBO GANG, ooh

GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG
GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, (GOBBO GANG!)
HANG TEN BEARDZ ON ME BEDFRAME!
ME SQUIG LOVES TA EATZ STUNNIE THANEZ, OOH
I STABZ A GIT, I FORGETZ IZ NAME
SCHEMIN' GRUBBY GITZ IZ ME MAIN THING
DA' KING OF EIGHT PEAKZ, DATZ ME DOMAIN
GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, (GOBBO GANG!)
GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG
GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, (GOBBO GANG!)
HANG TEN BEARDZ ON ME BEDFRAME!
ME SQUIG LOVES TA' EATZ STUNNIE THANEZ, OOH
I STABZ A' GIT, I FORGETZ IZ NAME
SCHEMIN' GRUBBY GITZ IZ ME MAIN THING
DA' KING OF EIGHT PEAKZ, DATZ ME DOMAIN
GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG

ME KEEPZ HIGHEST N' ALLA EIGHT PEAKZ, OOH
YA' STUNNIE SPOOKIEZ LOOKIN' REAL WEAK, OI
STILL PULLIN SCHEMES ON A GIT, HA
ME AN MY LOO-NIEZ THROWIN FITZ'!, WAAAAAGH!
OUTWITTIN' POINTYZ AIN'T NEW TA ME
STABBIN' STUPID 'UMMIES ON A SHROOM SPREE
GITTIN GITZ TA' STABB YA IN DA BACK SEE
ZOG YA' GRUDGIN, ZOG YER COMPANIEZ
GIT, ME NIGHT SQUIGZ MAKE YA' HALLZ LOOK LIKE A' MESS
GLOBBA GUNNA GOBBLE YAH, WANNA BET?
STUNNIEZ MAD THEY CAN'T GOTZ EIGHT PEAKZ YET
QUEEKZ A SCARDIE RAT, FUR FULLA SWEAT
ALL MY GOBBOZ SCREAMIN', " GUNNA STABBA GIT!" (LIL' WAAAAAGH)
LIL PEEKZ STILL SCHEMEIN' ALL DA' BEARDY GITZ
GLOBBA AIN'T LOOKIN' NOWHERE FULL YET
STABBIN' SILLY STUNNIEZ, NOW THEY UPSET (GRUUUUUUDGE)

GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG
GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, (GOBBO GANG!)
HANG TEN BEARDZ ON ME BEDFRAME!
ME SQUIG LOVES TA EATZ STUNNIE THANEZ, OOH
IZ STABZ A GIT, IZ FORGETZ IZ NAME
SCHEMIN' GRUBBY GITZ IZ ME MAIN THING
DA' KING OF EIGHT PEAKZ, DATZ ME DOMAIN
GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG, GOBBO GANG

LIL' PEAKZ, ooh, GOBBO GANG, oi

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ESO has infinitely better writing than FF14, but the combat system is kinda bad. Then again, everything has latency in 14 so I'm not sure which one comes up on top.

I wonder if Yea Forums is more fun to play trpg with than /tg/

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Yeah. My guild laughed when I dtarted going off how shit Gazlowe was at being a Goblin. I hate Gallywix as well, bit that is only because I am clearly the greatest Goblin out there.

Falmer fill that niche in Skyrim

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>Yea Forums when speaking about video games
>Yea Forums when speaking about X

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>We Wuz KangZ
More like Settra RULES

I fap to goblin rape doujins.

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Who's doing the raping?

>Rats are not filthy
I bet you suck rat men dongliz.

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youtube.com/watch?v=CV8NhOLB_rk

I want those glasses, those glasses are so cool. They make everyone look cool. Circle frames are fucking effay bro.

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JAPONESU GOBURIN

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critical role is for faggot retards

>goblin slayer anime starts up
>zoomers on Yea Forums suddenly care about it
>OH EM GEE HE IS JUST LIKE DOOM GUY
>KILL GOBLIN RIP AND TEAR SO COOL
basedboys are weird

>when westerns make a fantasy race its alien and unique
>when insectoids do a fantasy race they are just human but little girls with sharp teeth or little girls with long dresses or little girls with giant tits and a tail
hmmm...

I agree.

>western orc
its just a black guy with a leather texture applied
>eastern orc
its a green girl with abs and muscle definition because the artist is horny.
>book orc
mindless barbarian that wants to kill and eat you
>videogame orc
its a human with greenskin and muscle

>When westerners make a fantasy race they paint someone green, maybe give them pointed ears and call it a day
>When Japan makes a fantasy race, they use a blend of foreign and Japanese literature, occult writings and natural inspiration to create some strange entity.

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Based Shirow.

>>When Japan makes a fantasy race, they use a blend of foreign and Japanese literature, occult writings and natural inspiration to create some strange entity.
Or they just use generic shit with RPG mechanics.

Why, half of them post there and get their art from there.

Japs are pedophiles

Ah now you see that there's a wide variety of races and species in fiction from inspired and original to generic and cookie cutter regardless of where you're from.

>make a tenticle monster
>a generic one
>rapes someone
Yup, typical japs. Either is a little girl or it's the tentacles that rapes her.

Because it is. Critical Role is exactly the kind of "HAHA I'M SUCH A NERD XD" tumblr audience that /tg/ hates.

>take octopus
>throw eyes on it
>make it fat
wow!

the fuck are you talking about they make anime girls in different costumes

I saw that a while ago, I'm just not the fag you responded to.

Remember when EE Doc Smith, the creator of space opera kept having his 30 year plus heroes fall in love with 13 to 16 year olds? I do.

>Generic tentacle monster
Nope.
>Raping.

No, they're trying to eat her because she's so rich in karmic discordance which is part of what makes up matter.

DRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINSDRESSED AS GOBLINS

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>hate Gazlow because he is the literal opposite of what a goblin is
>hate Gallywix because (You) were supposed to be Trade Prince
You're alright.

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>>Generic tentacle monster
>Nope.
>>Raping.
>
>No, they're trying to eat her because she's so rich in karmic discordance which is part of what makes up matter.
user...

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>japanese monster stereotype is tentacle monster instead of godzilla
why god why!

It's a squid actually.

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just shut up and spank your meat like everyone else, fag.

Read Orion. Eaters of Filth don't rape, they think the natives of the Yamata Empire look ugly.

but user, even the lowest mammals are above insects

SQUIDS FOR DAYS.

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>heh heh we are totally eating her
>heh heh we start slowly licking her bottom with our tentacle
>we are so going to "eat" her if you know what i mean
you just know the artist was giggling

oh my apologies

That really doesn't matter user, what these imaginary tentacle monsters see isn't what the author sees when he draws a near naked woman being cunnied by a tentacle monster and tied up like a bdsm scene. The ad hoc explanation for the scenario really doesn't matter; and it's part of the joke. I'm not saying its wrong, I think it's based. But just look at the reality of the situation.

Shirow Masamune is a great comedic writer.

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I'm sorry for you. Don't worry, you'll learn.

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Mother fucker i know, but thanks for the story time you ain't half bad.

Whites are racists.

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source right now

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I love how scared that horse looks.

I want you to die like I want that fucking autist in the /ptkmg/ to die.

this looks interesting thanks for posting it i needed something to read

>I want you to die like I want that fucking autist in the /ptkmg/ to die.
who?

You you dumb ratfag.

>when you mad about something in a general and you vent it in an unrelated thread
go away female

>call out cancer
>retards start to sperg
Every time.

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no, go away

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rance

Goblins?

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>Putin exterminating goblins with hip-slung dushka

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How long do Goblins normally live?

>implying high elf doesn't imagine getting full nelson fucked by GS

I never finished the show. After the second episode, it went downhill.

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NOT SO FAST GOBBBO

YOU MAN-THINGS NEVER HEARD OF ME, IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU
IF I WIFF-SMELL FEAR-MUSK FROM A RUNT, I STAB-KILL A FEW
STUPID GREEN-THINGS ALWAYS SCREAM-YELL WAR, ONLY GOOD FOR CHEW
WHOLE CLAN FULL OF KILL-GASH VERMIN, IM A VERMIN TOO
WE'RE SENDING RATS, RATS, RATS, RATS, RATS, DWARF-THINGS
EVERYBODY GETS ZAPP, ZAPP, ZAPPED, ELF-THINGS
OGRES GO RAH, RAH, RAH, RAH, RAAH, MAN-THINGS
WE SENDING RATS, RATS, RATS, RATS, RATS, DWARF-THINGS

IT'S ALWAYS CLAN MORS THIS, AND CLAN MORS THAT
GREYSEERS, ON MY TAIL AND ON MY BACK
THORGRIM YOU, LOOK-SEARCH FOR ME YOU CAN GET GUT-STABBED
FUTURE CLAN-HOLD EIGHT-PEAKS, YOU KNOW WHERE CLAN MORS AT
WE DON'T SNEAK, NO-NO, QUEEK CHOP-HACK, DWARF-THINGS HEADS UP ON MY RACK
STORMVERMIN, NOT NICE, WITH THE VERMIN THOUSAND SLASH-ATTACK
KILL-KILL STAB THEM, JEZZAILS ON A MAN-THING, WE SHOT-SHOT YOU
YES-YES, QUICK-FAST CANNON SHOOT-ZAP GYROCOPTOOOR
DWARFGOUGER IN A GASH, MAKE A WOUND GET GUSHY-GUSHY
WE CHEW-CHEW THROUGH YOUR HALLS, TILL MAN-RUNT-THINGS GET SQUISHY-SQUISHY
I LIKE TO CUT-RIP, AS I GET MY FUR CLIPPED
MY SWORD-BLADE SLICK, SCALP-CARVE SHAVING DWARF-THING CHINS
MAN-THINGS WEAK, YES-YES, MAN-THINGS CANNOT KILL-ERADICATE HORDES
I AM QUEEK, ME-ME, WARLORD OF THE GREAT-GREATEST CLAN, MORS
QUEEK ON MURDER-CRAZE, DOOM-BELLS OF THIRTEEN SCREAMING MORE
DWARF-THINGS SEEK DEATH? GIVE THEM WHAT THEIR LOOK-LOOKING FOR

YOU MAN-THINGS NEVER HEARD OF ME, IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU
IF I WIFF-SMELL FEAR-MUSK FROM A RUNT, I STAB-KILL A FEW
STUPID GREEN-THINGS ALWAYS SCREAM-YELL WAR, ONLY GOOD FOR CHEW
WHOLE CLAN FULL OF KILL-GASH VERMIN, IM A VERMIN TOO
WE'RE SENDING RATS, RATS, RATS, RATS, RATS, DWARF-THINGS
EVERYBODY GETS ZAPP, ZAPP, ZAPPED, ELF-THINGS
OGRES GO RAH, RAH, RAH, RAH, RAAH, MAN-THINGS
WE SENDING RATS, RATS, RATS, RATS, RATS, DWARF-THINGS

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is that the satan guide my cock artist? that looks incredibly similar.

You mean the anime or the manga? Because episode leads me to think you watched the anime yet you posted GS Chapter 2.

go AWAY female

womanlets give birth to manlets

Lizardmans are better

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user.. pls tell me you didn't...

The meaning of life, or the answer to the question "What is the meaning of life?", pertains to the significance of living or existence in general. Many other related questions include: "Why are we here?", "What is life all about?", or "What is the purpose of existence?" There have been a large number of proposed answers to these questions from many different cultural and ideological backgrounds. The search for life's meaning has produced much philosophical, scientific, theological, and metaphysical speculation throughout history. Different people and cultures believe different things for the answer to this question.

I hate warhammerfags so fucking much.

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MISTER PRESIDENT, GIVE THE GOBLIN SPEECH NOW, SIR

Darkness > rest of the album

I hate that fucking lizard, why is he so smug, the one on the left

why

Some less warpstone

He is smug
he migth get to fuck scaly bitches
he migth be a she and is happy whit that chameleon doing disgusting interbreeding (tough its allowed cus they are reptiles so its all good on the of godzilla) and she is happy that she gets to pass time whit her chameleon bf
on other words:
YORH
UGLEH

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I'd hit all those gobbos. Even the bald one.

>HUMANIZING the monsters.
wrong
we want to fuck the monsters

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>according to wiki, "goblette" is often used term for female goblins
I think i prefer this than "goblina"

ARE YOU GOBLETTE

I don't get ratmen and lizzers in warhammer,
how do they have nukes and orbital canons, spaceships and all that shit while some others just have flintlocks?

The gamejam shows goblins that are rieklings. Most of what was shown in the footage was added into the game through DLC further down the line, things that could’ve easily been in base game

youtu.be/8PedZazWQ48

Yeah thats my favorite with the many faces of dr hubert malbec a close second

Good luck pulling that off.
A short sword works much better as you will have to kill a lot of em at once.

>But eventually, people started wondering, "why?" Why does the werewolf hunt? Why do the undead rampage? Why do vampires feast on man?

You are the ultimate pleb if you can't appreciate the narrative themes behind these questions. I've yet to see something that poses the question of where exactly the divide between man and monster lies and just how thin it is do it poorly.

Hell, just from the FIRST question, "Why does the werewolf hunt?" we can create a character that is a nice protagonist or antagonist, just from what we choose to answer with it.

>Not merely because he is hungry, but because he enjoys it
>Because he is, legitimately, a monster, and needs to eat people, but doesn't enjoy it. However, his hesitating leads to him becoming so hungry, he rampages.
>Because he was a regular man who wanted power, even if it came at a cost, because he wanted to truly be free from everything
>So he does not lose himself to his bestial nature

tl;dr eat my ass nigga this shit cool as fuck and also happens to get my pp hard

You must not consume a lot of western fantasy media then

no fun fag

is that the manga with Putin going isekai?

RIP XXXGOBBOSION

someone bloodpill about vamps and pirate vamps of warhammer

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Underrated

Are there some good mods for DD that add more content and shit to kill? I would love to get it on PC while the sale is going on.

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