I've never played a tomb raider game and I never will

tits and ass can indicate fertility
feet don't

people who like feet have transcended mankind's primitive nature

Big feet on women is sexy you absolute fool

>Caring about having children

Gays not welcome

Spotted the fag
big feet are a male feature, woman should have smaller feet

k

t. hank hill

there has never been a good tomb raider game

FPBP. fifteenth post best post

Thank you

heck, I'll never play overwatch but you bet your ass it'll by in my top 20 pornhub searches for the next 10 years

No they have a crossed wire in their brains that makes them think ground hands are sexually stimulating. They are defective by default.

> 3D Western character feet
Cringe

I wish I was a footfag.
I haven't discovered a new fetish in a long time, I'm so bored, I may be at the bottom of the rabbit hole, even as a porn addict.

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>Not wanting your lady to have bigger feet than average to cover your face and dick with

I knew Yea Forums was full of fags but at least TRY to hide it

>big feet are a male feature
not really. male feet are just shaped entirely differently, it's not really about size which mostly depends on your height.

Reminder

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>ignorant and proud
typical ameritard

Benjamin Button

You're missing out then.

Okay user, enlighten me as to what makes tomb raider stand out from most action adventure games these days

Every single one looks boring as fuck

I look forward to 2027 when we play as a newborn infant raiding tombs.

*Wombs

Miswiring of the brain.

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tits & ass

made me kek

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Thanks for proving my point

that's just a dumb theory with no proof. i don't think the brain works that way where you can just randomly switch two "wires" and the functions perfectly mix. and the reasons for people liking them vary a lot too. i like them because a bunch of girls i had to sit next to in school would take their shoes off and rub their feet on my legs under the desks. and i like female fighters so seeing them kick is kind of hot to me.

but some people just like that they're curvy and sensitive. some people are smellfags. it was even theorized a while ago that foot fetishism increases when STDs are more prevalent, and it could also be due to not wanting to get someone pregnant. foot fetishism also just started increasing once women began decorating their feet more with elaborate footwear, painting nails, etc. and some people just want to feel degraded.

Same can be said about fags who ravage each other's butts

Basically this

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My wife Rise/Shadow Lara and I are perfectly happy together. We don't need op to play her games.

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Why are non-footfags such whiny bitches

friendly reminder that breaking the quiet part 3 is out

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outstanding post

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Is it even possible for footfags to post without constantly drawing attention to their disgusting fetish? In steam begging threads you niggers post feet. Nigger hate thread on /pol/? Feet everywhere. GoT thread on Yea Forums? Feet everywhere. Terentino makes a movie? Feet everywhere.

This is why people hate you. You're worse than lgbtqbbwfags constantly talking about their 14 billion genders. Your fetish is fucking disgusting amd you unironically deserve to hang for having it but I would be tolerant if you faggots could just shut the fuck up about it, but you can't, footfags never shut up about being footfags. Literally the new furries.

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I hope you realize that the foot fetish has become a literal meme and a lot of people posting it aren't genuinely into feet, right?

Imagine getting this upset about something so stupid

female feet close to the face during sex helping getting to orgasm

>click on Nigger Hate General Thread #1488
>post about your foot fetish
>"OMG why are people so annoyed I'm offtopic and annoying"

You faggots can't even direct a movie without broadcasting your fetish. Keep it to yourselves like normal human beings you fucking degenerates. You faggots can't go two posts without sharing your fetish.

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also, in case you couldn't draw the rest of the picture:
this helps passing on your genes

better question is why do women take so much care of their feet? the answer will make anti-footfags mad

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Based cute feet poster

>man angry at provocative director making his movie provocative
hmmmmmmm

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>imagine being disgusted by scat and pedophilia
Feet are the most disgusting part of the body. Every womam thinks so, 90% of men think so.

i like feet but these threads probably don't belong on Yea Forums, and "board culture" isn't a good excuse. there are plenty of porn boards to go to for this.

>Feet are more unsanitary than assholes, pussy and dicks

Shut the fuck up you retard

Holy fuck, cry harder.

Lara is so cool.

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You do realize that other people wash their feet, right, you disgusting pig? There ARE smellfags and dirtfags, but they're another subsection of fetishists.

Disgusting Americans, none of you will ever raise a Family

Here we see a defective sample coping for his brain miswire, its okay dude.

Double based

Why would I wanna raise a family when I can fuck feet and have my own life to live

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based i never played x and i never will poster

Footfags are like ants at a picnic.

Daily reminder than hands are dirtier than feet

They're kind of a naturally curvy body part, toes can grab things, they're attached to legs which are always nice, they have warm, soft soles that feel good in your face. Feet are great.

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Based long feet poster

Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

Holy based

If God exists why he bind foot and genital sensory together lmao, this is proof of aimless evolution.

Did I strike a nerve?

Because untermensch exist

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Ass is dirtier than feet

Eat a dick footfag

Necdaz91

you mean because it's so easy to see female feet irl whenever it's not cold?

I like how Stonetoss has exactly four jokes.

- Leftists are hypocrites
- Women and minorities are weird, stupid and probably evil
- Holocaust denial
- Bitching about arbitrary groups like foot fetishists or bicyclists who somehow got on his bad side for no reason

>imagine tying yourself up to liking just a handful of fetishes instead of liking them ALL

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Whoa I never put these two together! Imagine what an insufferable cunt bicyclist with foot fetish would be!

Why are Yea Forums Tomb Raider threads always so shitty.

No one played the games.

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2006 was peak Lara.

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Small womanly feet > clown gorilla stompers bigger than a males

I'm a footfag and I have no idea why. Just noticed women had sexy feet at one point and it was down hill from there.

i want to smell all these feets

Small feet on women are ugly. Long, narrow feet are the best.

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Underworld came out in 2008.
2006 Lara model was Karima Adebibe.

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Tomba Raider stopped being good or relevant when they dropped the original game engine.

i thought it was too early. 2008 Lara then.

This new remastered Tomb Raider 2 seems pretty lame

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You aren't missing much, its never been that good of a series.

>collectivists are weird, stupid and probably evil
ftfy

I never played the classic Tomb Raider games, only the Nu ones.

is that... Gal Godot? what the fuck

this makes me wonder why they even come into an obvious footfag thread
I can understand them getting mad at thread derailing, but a thread that was made for this?

You’re describing male feet you know that right

t. ugly feet

That's good and all but where are the pics of Lara being anally fucked by horses and dogs?

alright who has the animated version

such a shame that AoD was a technical mess, the higher detail and slower action parts were an okay change of pace.

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Nigger you're gay. Bigger feet mean more to love, it's all about shape.

Calling me gay when you like male feet you’re delusional

They make woman shoes different for a reason

how are they male feet if theyre on a woman?

And shaped womanly?

foot transplant

>is that... Gal Godot? what the fuck

Yes. She's not much of an actress but she has great feet.

i don't understand it either.
i'm a complete degenerate in love with futa/furry horse cock stuff.
but at least that involves actual sexual organs and not feet.

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does that even exist? dont they just give you a robo leg?

imagine licking them bros...

Now we're talking, face is good too.

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you're attracted to ANIMAL body parts and think it's better than being attracted to human body parts lol you delusional piece of shit

>tfw only ever saw her stuff in like 240p

CGI is getting really convincing

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It's been some weird shit for centuries, in the 1800s a barefoot woman was extremely pornographic

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very sweety

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>Got summer part time job as stock refiller in a popular supermarket
>MFW all these sexy milfs wearing high heels and mules.
Having this fetish in summer is a godsend

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Why do some men have womanly features it goes both ways

BASED

SO CURVACIOUS

ugly monkey

There are exceptions but most black womens feet are too wide.

this, antifootfags are jelly as fuck

pls no bully ms. Paige thank you

>SO CURVACIOUS
it's a good angle, but her feet aren't really curvy to be honest fampay

>ugly monkey
this only makes me harder because of the power dynamics involved in it

>coworkers always complains how they feet hurt
>as a gentleman I should offer them a foot massage, problem is I don't know how to do it

How do I learn how to give foot massages?

IMAGINE

That dog sniffing your face and wagging its tail because it loves you, and then the two of you go for a walk and play catch. Dogs are awesome.

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just rub them nigga

I never played it as well because I don't like to play as a female character. I wish there was a male protagonist as well, like in the Resident Evil series, and that he could bang Lara.

Ye boi

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And what if they won't be satisfied with it? They won't let me rub their feet ever again. I really need to learn how to do it and properly.

>>Got summer part time job as stock refiller in a popular supermarket
Holy shit nice my dude. What was the interview like (if there was one) and how'd you write your cover letter? Been looking for a job doing something like that but I have no idea how to make a resume with literally no work experience.

little bit of femdom/worship, treating your lady right should make you feel good. Its the same thing with blowjobs. My girl gets really smelly feet sometimes but I dont mind rubbing them or kissing them and it drives her while. seeing her dig her fingers into the couch and smile with content pleasure while I rub her feet makes me feel good, which turns me on. then she sucks my dick and we're all happy

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crus > thighs > feet

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gross

irl feet are gross. they look nice only on the internet

>paige

Is that her name? I thought she was Erin Duval

Based dogbro.

itt

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practice on yourself dummy, just pretend the foot is a bunch of bubble wrap and you're popping them bubbles, also gently caress the sole and the top of the feet, and if they're too ticklish for this, apologize and keep putting on pressure, if you do it too lightly it'll tickle then

They’ve asked you for a massage? Or are you just gonna offer because you think you should?
This could go badly if it’s the latter

You have literally the worst taste in feet these are all objectivly gross and bad feet

I think she is like 6'3 so her feet are pretty big proportionally. God I wish she made more videos and did not dissappear from the face of the earth.

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>power dynamics
You guys are the niggers of sex kys

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Homo

Tarantino is a footbro

I don't know what the fuck you're doing. these are some bottom of the barrel selections.

>big nigger man feet

Excuse me retard

Have sex

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I’d have to let it look like they’re beating me for a sniff of their soles

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>Flip Flops

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Oh it's you again, didn't you get BTFO enough earlier?

Couldn’t be more wrong virgin

feet too big

You have shit taste bro.

He’s baiting or something I really don’t know at all

Sauce?

Poster too gay

>thread is still up

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No you just stopped responding cause you realized you were wrong and had no counter argument cause you’re factually a faggot

So the jannies are footfags as well as being trannies. Imagine my shock.

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>furry

YIKES!

>liking unkempt nasty man feet
yeah, you got me.

I never understand how this is so complicated? Do you also wonder about armpits and hands, eyes, necks, scapula and so on. Ever think why you like tits?

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You fucked up if you have to go through interview for a shitty part time job
>Be me, yuropoor
>Walk into kaufland
>Go to information
>"hey you guys looking for any part timers?"
>Lady looks me up and down
>"Yeah especially handome ones like you" (Been getting /fit/ lately)
>She hands me a form and I fill it out
>Then tells me that I should talk to the manager because getting a job through form takes fucking months
>Talk to him, he immediately takes me to the personal department and I become friend with both the personalist and the manager
>Get the job
I feel like I got a bit lucky though.

>Yikes!
Worse than furfags, shoot yourself

Actually they do.

No they have not asked me but they always complain how their feet hurt just today one hot girl I'm working with complained and I wanted to offer her foot massage so badly I just fear that she might think I'm weirdo or even if she accepts that I would do a poor job and disappoint her since I never done it. I am on pretty good terms with them so I guess there wouldn't be any problems if I asked them and that they would let me.

dilate

they get my dick hard and with a hard dick I can shot sperm.

Hey, I like it both ways. It's like liking regular food AND dessert. Don't hate on me bro.

I know, and he uses foot fetishism in his movies. It's provocative.

have (heterosexual HUMAN) sex

Trials in tainted space

Low test

Nice. Wonder if I'll be as lucky. I've tried that and always get the "Check online" thing. You go online and for low-tier jobs like Dollar General and Dollar Tree they automate that. You don't pass their little test and they automatically say no to you for a year.

Have sex

You might not like it (if you are homo), but this is what a peak female looks like. Also only 2d feet are allowed.

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mega cope

Going personally is always better

Yeah of course, but what I mean is when I go personally they tell me to go online. It's a scooby doo type of runaround.

>sticking your dick in the literal shithole

Uh

>"Yeah especially handome ones like you"
>handome
"giving pleasure to someone by sucking their dick"
Yeah, you sure are lucky you bitch boi.

The pussy bleeds and the ass shits, the mouth is a bacteria infested shitcan. There's only one true answer: the hand.

Just kidding, intercrural.

just watch one jewtube video and there you go, easy as fuck.

All I can say is that my foot fetish started when I was a child and I saw this cartoon of Goofy, "Tiger Trouble". Basically, he got captured by the tiger and it started to lick him, in order to know what he tasted like. This scene burnt into my mind and since then I have this fetish for sole-licking and feet in general.

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>footfags are schizophrenic retards
Guess that brain damage theory makes sense.

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>Dan Schneider and Quentin "BBC" Tarantino
>chads
The absolute state of footcucks

why do people find tits attractive? I for sure dont understand the attraction to feet, but im sure the reason is just as absurd as the former

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she looks like shit
dont even bother posting her card or her screens ever again

Don't forget to smash that report button

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The real question is why do some people not, a womans feet are a sensual part of her body as that was the way we viewed it until kikes overloaded everyone on pornography.

Take a break for a while.

Have you ever heard of censored porn?

It's popular among degenerates like you these days.

Oh I get it. Jannies have to delete threads if they can't ban the poster.

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Ochitsuke, Eren!

same

2013 is best lara

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Tarantino is turning into the old methed out fucker he mentally always was.
Also with access to high quality porn online for free, we've grown up with tits and cunt readily visible now. That makes feet more intimate for the footfags in some ways.