things that repel Smash players
ITT
Why do smash players specifically have such terrible hygiene?
What is the cause?
Vagina
this is just untrue
Getting all sweaty over playing a children's video game competitively and spending the time they should be spending showering and practicing hygiene on getting better at smash.
good games
Yeah? I've never seen a smash player in one
>a smash player literally shit himself mid set
>he just kept playing
Tell me more.
Ryan Riesling is now a pornstar. She dated mango, ppmd and esam.
Also, read this tweet from commentator Cinnpie
Elaborate
legendary
Trannies don't count
i would suck zero's ass tho
because there is a noticeable amount of younger people at smash events. most of them really don't give a damn about smelling nice
telling them smash isn't a fighting game.
Making them play brawl
That's why they satisfy their women while they play their video games
huh? ryan riesling isn't a tranny
>Yea Forums suddenly hates Smash
What happened?
>they never got into elite
i can confirm. i remember younger me, sometimes, not taking a shower when going to school just cause i was so damn lazy. most people on my class complained about my smell, but i didn't gave a shit. nowadays, i take at least 2 showers a day. you're just more irresponsible about yourself when you're a teenage
What's the name for this 'advanced technique'?
IIRC a couple of them didn’t bathe for the competitive advantage.
>not shitting your pants mid set to throw off the other players
Messie-yessies
I'd heard only once that this was fake, and I can't find anything related to 'smash player shits themself"
Items
Non final destination with 3 platform stages
Yea Forums doesn't hate Smash. Yea Forums hates Smash players.
Vagina
soap bars
Social life
Real fight games.
If you cant handle the stink stay out of the tournament
alpha
t. Stinky