SCP Secret Lab

IP: twocows.mooo.com:7777

GAME: store.steampowered.com/app/700330/
ITS FUCKING FREEEEE

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first I'd like to know from you why I should even consider playing the game
What is it even about?

oh fuck I can get on in like 20 minutes don’t leave pls

post more scp memes

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On public servers it's about being a queer and "Don't kill me you can detain me, if you kill me I'll get the janny to ban you"
But in twocows it's kill or be killed. No bans.
Or you can participate in teamwork building events like killing all the MTF with a Chaos and SCP combo

>tfw getting shot at the toilet stalls by a scientist twice in a row

It's a game about making the most out of the least. D-Class start with nothing and through sheer charisma + force of will must somehow make it through 3 sections of autism trying to kill them.

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no one joining but we have 9 people

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Come on boys

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It's free and fun

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/SCP/ was fun

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9/60

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Give me a sause for this cutie and maybe I'll consider it

11/60

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It's our resident server trap, Kataphraktoi

Cute, would spoon

He's on server atm

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>haven't played in months
>spawn as Shyguy
>forget that tesla gates in SL buzz twice in a row
>die instantly
>people asking "where are the SCPs?"
I'm already losing my shit, goddamn

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something you have to understand is that it's a social interaction game, if you don't have a mic, don't bother playing, if you're some kind of tryhard that only plays games for gameplay, don't bother playing

>tfw got booted off staff discord so can't give the juicy leaks anymore

gross why is he faggot? if i was in his shoes id be banging SUPER hot lolis and then hugging them. God i hate faggots especially ones coated in acid and melting everything they touch before transferring strangers into their own personalized version of hell where they are satan. I'll bet he was a nigger before he became an SCP (except that the lore states that he was acutally a britbong soldier in WW1, a strictly nigger free environment).

>not wanting to lock up lolis in your pocket dimension

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>2 dbois clearing whole mtf

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I want to hug this cutie

I would join but RLM just released a video so I have friends. I'll be there in an hour, assuming the jannies don't nuke the thread and the server dies.

>I would join but RLM just released a video
based, thanks

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who the FUCK said i wouldn't lock up cutes in my pocket dimension? nigger get out of here with your faggot apologist shit, you know the old fuck was a sadistic faggot and thats why he got his supernatural abilities.
>if the forces at work gave it to a sane man people would lining up to jump into his picket dimension
>NO FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS ALLOWED

and also lolis would be prioritized at first for maximum cute
>every roastoid would be converted into a loli in mind, body and soul. She would mentally revert back to the state she was in when she 12

Macaulay Culkin should just join them already so he can fuel more of his drug binges

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>RLM
who

Random Little Munchkins

Fuck these D-NIGGERS shoot these animals on site

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tell me about the gnome
what does he have to do with SCPs

He closes doors on you or grenades the elevator you are stepping in and hoohs and tells you, ol' chum, that instead of being a gnoblin or gnelf, he's in fact a gnome

retard spams gnome sounds while doing everything to make you hate him though it can end up funny like streamable.com/s6bwd

7/60

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>nigmode housderloop kataphraktoi and jullikas still spamming their dead server after they killed their shitty dead scp general
get a life

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Decided to start crashing, someone tell Hubert to fix his game

Glad /SCP/ died
Was a shithole

>jullikas complains about getting banned for spamming adverisements for their gay circlejerk server
>continues to spam Yea Forums for another year advertising for their gay discord

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why dont you come and play with us?

looks fun but I'm a huge pussy looks too spooky for me

hi complainer, it's been a long time
I digged this up from the archives just for you

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not really spooky, fun to play though

It's not spooky at all. All the SCP are other players

F

>Don't get SCP
>View it as a wasted round
I'm either power tripping hard or just getting bored with the game. If I can't escape light within the first 2-3 minutes as D-Class I just accept death. I'd rather die and respawn than be one of those guys who spends 20 minutes slowly sneaking through the facility waiting for a chance Chaos Spawn or for NTF to be slaughtered for the 2nd or 3rd time.

Then fucking rp with the other players dude. That's half the fun of the game.