>Mobile game takes BOTW by the asscheeks, slaps couple times and fucks Zelda senseless
Um... uh... holy fuck?
>Mobile game takes BOTW by the asscheeks, slaps couple times and fucks Zelda senseless
Um... uh... holy fuck?
too bad the gameplay sucks
go away lee
>Don't play as a cute twink
What's even the point?
it's ripping off BOTW so of course it does
Seething
Looks so much better than BOTW's.
You can. Here's the boy.
I'm sure everyone on Yea Forums would love to fuck botw zelda.
>You can.
Ok, I'm sold.
do you come here to try to agitate people?
i played honkai impact and it got boring real fast i doubt this will be any different
also >pc
most of this fast action shit won't be possible on mobile
>inb4 s-seething!!
Honkai Impact 3 and this are completely different beasts.
u mad?
FTFY
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You posted this yesterday. Fuck off.
>i played honkai impact and it got boring real fast
So just like Bore of the Ubishit
The funniest part is that nobody on this board will even bother installing this chinkoid trash, people just love to take jabs at BotW.
>Literally Honkai Impact of the wild
Mixing Honkai Impact's battle system's feeling with BOTW isn't a bad idea, but I sure hope they ain't going to try to make gachashit out of this. Can't see that work out, desu.
>Honkai Impact 3 is a beast
lmao
There will be tons of generals here and on /vg/
>I got bored so everyone did
What kind of logic is this
>whining about BOTW has gotten so pathetic to the point where people are literally shilling for chinese mobileshit
Wasn't this the game with that cool punchy chick?
>after 20-30 minutes of gameplay it starts feeling like your soul is being drained
Chinese products in a nutshell.
Are you stupid? You keep making this threads, people tells you to fuck off, and this is your answer? Bitch seems like you don't even like the game, since you never discuss it.
This. It’s embarrassing how desperate these genshin shills are to sell their flavor of the month that no one will be talking about two months after release.
Seethincel
>so everyone did
No, just most people with average or above average IQ
seething
More like he posted this 4 hours ago.
THREE YEARS OF SEETHING AND COUNTING
Again whats with the broad generalizations? Just speak for yourself like a rational person
Damn bruh, ya seethe
Yea Forums is not even good at shitposting anymore, what's even the point of this place
>Again whats with the broad statements? Just speak about the game's positives like a nonshill
I don't even know who you are.
Good point, maybe it's time for you go back to plebbit?
Bad enough all their military equipment is copied but not even games are original
I never said that at all. Stop pretending to be stupid with your strawman greentexts.
I just woke up. My bad.
>Um... uh... holy fuck?
My exact reaction to checking your filename on fireden
>chink shit
cope
Did I offend you user?
have seethe
Looks boring
BASED
>He thinks the visual style of the world is what made BOTW good
God these people will just latch on to any fucking game just to continue to be upset about BOTW
>chinese anime phone game zelda rip off
Woah yeah, you're right OP its probably gonna be great.
Chinese rip offs for phones have a good history.
>dID i OFfeND yOu
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING INCEL COPE-POSTER
BOTW was good because the open world actually mattered and the physics based engine
If your game doesnt have that, it doesnt matter what it actually looks like, your just an open world that only exists for filler and nothing else
This meme doesn't work because you actually have to actively make threads about the game every hour and shove it into everyone's faces in order to elicit any reaction.
BotW didn't require any of that, it generated salt by itself, it didn't need a designated shitposter to draw out angry reactions. The sheer existence of it rustled the jimmies of everyone everywhere and you would find several anons raging over BotW's success completely unprompted, that was what made the meme so effective in the first place, that was quite literally the punchline of the whole image.
Oh who am I kidding, you'll just write your single buzzword synonym for "u mad" and move on.
Man, there used to be an art to shitposting.
Wow. Throw in a few more next time, cause you forgot to use cringe and based.
Have sex
Dilate
Another thread full of coping nintendies, I see.
Can't they get sued by Nintendo for reusing assets?
>Suing china
Kek
It unironically looks worse with unbreakable weapons, what the actual fuck.
>expecting depth from a chinese game
Combat looks like it’ll be better overall than Zelda but probably without as many options for crazy strats
If there’s a good physics and chemistry system this game will actually be comparable
kys
seeth harder faggot
I was excited until I read something about microtransactions and an "energy system" that takes real life time to recharge like mobile games often have.
Is the game going to have any of the cool physics or enemy AI things that BotW did?
>chink shit
>mobile
>asset flip of a more popular game with understanding why that game did what it did
>microtransactions
>soulless animu characters
What do you think?
This is literally just an action MMORPG like Dragon's Nest only with a fuckhuge map. The only relation this game has with BotW is the aesthetic of the environments.
too bad the gameplay is absolute dog-shit
>build chinese knock-off of popular game
>attempt to get the attention of fans of original game by shitposting
>tell them that your chinese knock-off is better
>they brush off the claim
>make hourly threads antagonizing fans of original game
>they eventually get annoyed enough to install the game and continue to say that the original is better except now with screenshots to prove that they've played it
>do this and watch the playercount rise
a bold strategy, but you won't sway me.
Nintendo fans are the Trump supporters of videogames
They're the winners?
Based as fuck?
They win despite everyone not wanting them to?
>understanding why that game did what it did
how many onions reviews of botw did you watch jesus you guys sound so fucking dumb when you talk about the janky mechanics of botw
what was the synergy with other mechanics in making shield surfing completely unsustainable and gliding infinite via inventory
I don't see what's supposed to similar between it and BotW, besides copying the aesthetic
>no gliding
>no climbing
>no resource collecting
>no physics mechanics (magnets, bombs, etc)
>swords don't even cut the grass
>grass doesn't even disappear after being burned
>ascending air currents appear but have no purpose since there's no gliding
>no temperature mechanics shown
Not to mention every part of the macro-level gameplay like map layout, enemy variety, progression, etc.
>77 posts
>37 IP's
Hmmmmm...
Do you have brain damage, user?
People on here are kneejerk and surface level af.
>anons aren't allowed to stay and talk
>must be samefagging
It does have gliding, climbing, and resource collecting. It doesn't have physics stuff yet or the grass stuff, but game is still a year away. It could be placeholder right now.
/thread
>yet
You are wishful thinking a little too hard. Cutting the grass would have already been in if they were going to do it at all.
Toddlers on suicide watch.
Keep it vidya user. We don't care about the suicide rates in kindergartens.
>downloading anything from china
you guys are actually smarter than this right?
Not necessarily. If it's just a cosmetic change it could absolutely be a last minute addition. There's no reason to focus on cosmetic details like that when the point of the game isn't to be a tech demo to sell consoles. They already have grass burning because there's mechanical implications there, I don't see why it's impossible to edit the grass model to be transparent when cut.
It's more complicated than that. They not only would have to animate the grass to have a destruction transition but also would have to program the possibility of loot dropping every time grass is cut, which could bog down the game depending on how they do it and how deep the item pool is.
As opposed to nintenshills that shitposted about their garbage game for years after release?
You wish that was the case.
Kek, btfo
More reason for two to drop the ass hurt will be eternal.
It has gliding with pantsushots and titty witches. That alone makes it hundred times better than nintentrash designed for literal kids.
If they want it to be exactly like BOTW grass then sure, but the whole loot drop aspect of the grass isn't exactly a core key feature. You expect it in Zelda because grass has always done that in Zelda, but in this it's not that important. Give the model a cut state by making the upper two thirds of it transparent, have a particle effect that looks like blades of grass exploding out of it when your sword makes contact, done. If they want to get really fancy, they could make it so that grass that gets burned once can't be burned again until it grows back, but that's probably not going to happen.
You wish you had sex, incel.
If you never intended on carrying a conversation, why are you here?
>must be samefagging
It is samefagging.
chink chong nip nong
holy shit i didnt believe you at first
Whining about a game that just happens to be better than nintendo trash is not a conversation.
Oh so you've played it? Tell us about it.
Why would Yea Forums, a predominantly PC gaming board, be mad over a game they can already play on PC?
Never understood this meme. Is this Nintendofriends trying to force their own bloodborne salt threads or something? That game at least made sense because most of Yea Forums couldnt play it
Let's see how many GOTY awards can it obtain, also let's compare the MC score to BotW :)
Looks boring just like BOTW
Even with the difficulty dumbed down so mobilefags can handle it its still better than botw
> unironically getting triggered over a mobile game
>trying this hard to overshadow BotW
Do we know if it's even coming overseas? Like, is anyone here even going to be able to play it? And if it truly is "BotW but better", how is anyone here going to stomach it simply because it reminds them of the "worst game ever made"?
based
retard, stop shilling the game
>le flavor of 6 months cultural spam
Kill yourself.
The only thing triggering is the amount of shilling one guy is doing for a fucking chinese mobile game with shitty gameplay and no content
Pride month is over, faggots. Go back in your corner.
UUUMMMMMMM BASED?!?!
>he thinks you need it to come overseas to be able to play it
...
>want to talk about this game
>people are just going to make threads to start a shitflinging war with BotW all the time now
This board really is garbage sometimes
Expert dodging. You almost had to partake in discussion, that was close.
>Look mom I posted something edgy
>prominently PC gaming board
You don't seriously believe it's prominently PC with all the Smash threads and console shitflinging, do you?
Looks like soulless chinkshit so most of Yea Forums will eat it right up.
>Yea Forums, a predominantly PC gaming board
I wish that were still the case.
>he thinks calling fags fags is edgy
Your refugee camp is this way: www.resetera.com
There was a beta a couple days ago and yes we could play it, it's launching for global
Nice. Now is it any good?
OH NO NO NO NO
NINTENDIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
How many times a day are you going to post this exact same thread?
It takes around 9 hours to archive, so 2-3 times.
Can you explain to me what I should be killing myself over? I'm afraid I'm not autistic enough to get the joke.
>unironically hating homers to fit in online
not edgy maybe just dumb
> same shit as Breath of Shit except playable waifu trash
> good
Fuck off.
>trying to bring a Chinese national to court as a foreigner
Literally the most retarded thing you could ever do. The government will always protect its people, even if the crime is obvious, and because china is a part of the WTO losing a case a china can set a terrible precedent for the foreign country that is 'suing'.
No because it is a Chinese company but also there are no stolen assets I can see.
This literally looks just like BOTW visually. It's fucking insane.
typical chink shit. all they can do is copying other people stuff.
I hope you enjoy your p2w mobile mmo shit.
Holy shit all the characters look fun as fuck
amerifat can't cope that china will soon surpass murrika as a superpower lmfao
get ready because your children are gonna be learning mandarin, faggot
My children will probably be learning Spanish at the rate things are going.
You mean like how BOTW copied Skyrim and Assassin's Creed?
How did it copy either of those games?
Literally every single major poll conducted on here shows that PC gaming is the main platform of Yea Forums, and it's not even close
>muh smash threads
Vocal minority of autists that clog the thread. Why do you think so many people ask for a literal Nintendo containment board?
Every single strawpoll shows it is.
How did that chink mobile shit copy BoTW?
Spear girl and the shota with a Stand look the coolest.