Corgi rock is in the house tonight
Corgi rock is in the house tonight
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go le reddit dog! xD
>m-muh reddit boogeyman
SEETHING
have sex XD
COPE xDD
I have never participated in a steam event. Do I just click the dog and get free games?
99.999999% chance you get nothing more than the satisfaction of dabbing on some haters
>steam rigs sale events
>corgi 1st every day because its stacked.
So which is it?
I just picked corgi but I'm not doing any cheevos
Hehehe
Why can I only get 100 points if I've increased my max by 2000?
Sorry for Corgi Rocking
You get an additional 100 every day. The 2000 increase was a one time thing.
then what's the fucking point
If you aren't boosting then you're not eligible for free games
Valve wants you to buy games to increase max points, so pay up goy!
It's steam sale so isn't buying games kind of the fucking point?
but all the checklist stuff is free to do.
>company that sells games wants you to buy games
woah..... we really do live in a society.....
>the SALE event at the STORE is based on buying things
woah dude woah
corgi rockers*
Won't being on the Corqi team just reduce your chances of any prizes down to zero?
based commiefag
I mean this did get me to open Starbound for the first time in like 2 years and have no idea wtf I was doing.
no, but around 0.01%
just buy a game and refund, stupid goy.
worked for me.
Do you honestly think Yea Forums is leading the charge on a normie platform? That's cute. How old are you, honey?
You were installing the sex mod and fucking birbs/floran while drinking soda
>having the corgi badge of shame on your steam account for all of eternity
lol
>being a loser non corgi
YIKES
>being worried about what Yea Forums thinks
Don't tell me you actually do that?
The Virgin Hare versus the Chad Corgi
So is team Hare as fast as Corgi, considering their debuff or is the game broken?
They have -4k and speed similar to the other teams but is so far ahead of tortoise.
I think Valve gave up on having any team but Corgi getting first place, so now they're trying to make sure everyone gets to come in second equally.
Who nerfed pig and cock anons?
>pig now at 49
>cock at 138
>everyone else in thousands
Hare isn't even in the same league as Corgi.
None of you have won anything.
SEETHING
Corgi is the worst dog breed. Prove me wrong.
>all steals and slow downs are gone even though I never used them
What gives?
Hare
current_multiplier":0.00105634447236185934,"
current_multiplier_boosts":173.70000820280984,"
Tortoise
current_multiplier":0.00116695382438564187,"
current_multiplier_boosts":178.300008421298116,"
Corgi
current_multiplier":0.000948864692075287162,"
current_multiplier_boosts":3527.40016749501228,"
Cockatiel
current_multiplier":0.000924404893772376511,"
current_multiplier_boosts":184.200008701533079,"
Pig
current_multiplier":0.0011574266998480476,"
current_multiplier_boosts":172.600008150562644,"
cock did well the pre-nerf days and now they can't keep up with the nerf because they don't actually have the numbers like corgi does to counter it
Are todays winners up? Because turtle is losing pretty hard all of the sidden.
>no more daily updates
They know this shit's fucked.
oh shit something coming
They're gonna go into full on damage control mode soon
>turtle got nuked
>Hare got nuked
cock is going to get nuked as well isn't it
Nah, Valve decided it's cock and pig's turn for a podium finish
Where have you been? Cock was one of the first to get nuked day 4.
guys wtf is going on? who won today?
I thought valve were going to balance this shit so it was fair instead of having the team with the most people win every day? nice job valve you retards.
valve isn't the company selling, it is providing the store where you can buy things, you absolute retard
>valve attempts to balance it so it's not just a stomp every day
>corgifags shit and scream so loud they backpedal on it
Valve gets a fat cut from everything sold in their shop.
they nerfed corgi then when people complained they buffed them a bit (lightly nerfed this time) and now corgi is first at all time.
It doesn't help that I know corgi fags that pay for 100 usd worth of shit every day for corgi.
>picked tortoise day 1 instead of bandwagoning corgi "because it's winning"
>end up with the consistently highest chance of getting free shit anyway
feels great
>missing completly the point
grats, dude
>overall it is a three way tie for third
>people figure out micro transactions work for boost
>People buy tf2 and cs go keys to re sell for boost
>tf2 and cs go keys fall in price
bravo
>based bunnies coming back
Not even on your team but I'm happy for you
just blew 10 slow downs on hare
What is this fag shit?
you meanie
>cockatiel
wtf
I just clicked on some random stuff and now I have a 5euro discount? Cool I guess.
cock hasn't gotten a podium for 4 days you retard
Cockatiel has the biggest handicap for whatever reason, even more than Corgi
Second one since Reddit planned it out day 1 to pile on corgi
based reddit
just blew 10 slow downs on your mom
Anons I am refunding 2 games and it goes up to 5 usd.
What are some good games that are 5 usd?
Do the discounts stack?
Stop attacking bunnies. Do it on corgi you cunts
yes
Corgi wasn't 1st on the 4th day cause everyone else was bitching that Corgi was winning so hard.
Then Corgi got 5th place that day because Valve LITERALLY rigged it so they couldn't win by making effects % instead of flat, which made everything Corgi did massively weaker and everything done to Corgi way more potent, but people didn't know this so they just lumped all their attacks on Corgi and deleted them.
Corgi backlash was at least twice as bad as everyone else and Valve undid that change.
Even if every team attacked Corgi and only Corgi, they'd still come in first. It's only a race between the other 4.
I haven't even entered a team yet, and I never will.
I wish this stupid shit would just fucking end already so I wouldn't have to hear about it anymore.
This has become a cut-throat race for 2nd place, not 12st.
take that back
Wait, so whats the catch? Im guessing you cant get free games, right?
I just want free games.
Yes you can
me too
>twelvest
You can, but you need to spend money in order to be able to amass enough points to get those vouchers.
If you plan on buying hundreds of dollars in games, it's a good freebie you might get, but otherwise it doesn't mean anything.
There's always a way, user.
Im just cashing in on achievements Ive gotten from games I played in the past. I think Im getting points for that.
That's basically pigs spot on the podium.
just pirate them bro
has the day 7 winners updated?
games not miners thanks
it's both you fucking retard
they rigged the event to stop corgi from winning but corgi also wins everything when it's not rigged
Takes at least an hour usually.
you do realize most of the slowdowns are from corgis who are picking the people behind them, right? whoever's in 2nd gets hit really hard, always
Sorry you're too dumb to enjoy free games.
Which team should I join?
>cockatiel gets the biggest nerf out of everybody
>guaranteed to never get podium finish
>unlike corgis there aren't enough cockatiels to kick up a fuss about it being rigged
Delightfully devilish Valve
Team torrent.
>not claiming the 3k free points and upping your card booster chances
Don't you like getting $1 free every week user?
>pig is gonna get cucked on its own track
oh no
More like cucktiel at this point.
oh no birbros how could this happen?
Top dog!
No thanks. I'm not that pathetic.
Kill yourself.
only option is corgi
alright anons
tf2 key or hotline Miami
pig
you're the one refusing actual, unilateral free stuff just because it pokes you wrong and makes you angry, calling anyone else pathetic has little to no meaning coming from you
Why you heff to be mad? Ess only game.
I picked Team Corgi
How did I do?
not him but I also think that gaining one or two Steam dollaridoos extra is pretty fucking pathetic unless you're still twelve. I couldn't even bother reading the rules. Not worth the effort.
You're on the right side of history
>pc dies
>cant claim my daily badge level because the achievement points claim button doesnt show on my ipad
its not fair bros
I thought I was supposed to get free vidya if my team won? Where's my free shit? Fuck you Yea Forums, you lying cunts.
>missing out on 52 free dollerinos
your loss bro, i'll be enjoying my free copy of cyberpunk.
Congratulations on winning absolutely nothing.
I can just pirate it, which also happens to take way less effort.
Who told you that? Link post.
it's not like you're wasting resources or any time beyond playing any game that you already have lots of achievements on for half on hour, then a couple seconds or one minute at best every day to claim stuff
I understand not joining the event because I bet my young cousin could come up with something better, but justifying not getting points because it's pathetic sounds far more pathetic
>not reading the rules
>being retarded
Pick one user.
300/200/100 random users from the 1st/2nd/3rd place teams respectively get the top purchasable game they have on their wishlist.
you got scammed kid, tough luck
reduction ad have sexium
cockatiels losing again already
FUCK THIS FUCK THIS
join corgi for "better chances"
it's rigged to give cockatiels the lowest multiplier, this way the other three similarly sized teams get a chance at the podium while corgi still wins so reddit doesn't complain
what's the source of this?
So, corgi may get top spot almost every day, which gives 300 people a free game right? But they have so many people on their team that they've essentially shot themselves in the foot. Reason being that because the number of people on that team is so high the chance of that 1 person getting a free game being you is now so much lower. It's much better to consistently get second place with a significantly smaller pool of people on your team
Why does reddit ruin everything?
These retards aren't doing it for the game. They're doing it because of an 'us vs them' mentality, just to blindly follow their team. This is what's fucking up society, retards that think everything is 'us vs them'
>To see the exact multiplier numbers just open the developer console (F12) on the Grand Prix page, switch to the network tab and look for a "websocket" document and check its messages.
wait how do you get it for free? how are people getting games for free by doing this? I've joined corgi but haven't done much.
I also heard from my brother that starbound has an exploit for this event?
I just think it's hilarious because corgi's are being all smug over their race placements all the while not even thinking about how small a chance they actually have to win a game. It's also funny how so many people are saying the event is rigged when it's mostly fair. It would have been better if all 5 teams have a chance to win, with less total prizes the worse your team does but eh
Fuck off, this fag conveniently leaves out that you need to spend a ridiculous amount of money to raise your max points which are hard capped and you get only 100 extra per day
I watched the video. He does mention it, but the video is overall misleading, which is fine by me because fuck bandwagoners like corgis
>spoiler
It's not that much of an exploit. You're still limited by your max boost limit. If you play games often and have achievements in them you can just idle in it for 30 minutes and cash out your points there. Better than giving chucklefuck your money and being stuck with a shitty game just to guzzle soda like a moron.
>corgi chad beating the trannie turtles
Feelsgoodman
>still rigged against cockatiel
fucking epic meme
Damn, the corgi team beat this guy's team so hard that he's breaking down.
>meme option beating anything
Corgies literally don't matter if nobody can touch them anyway
where did hare get all this power from? like the entire team was playing the long game waiting for everyone else to exhaust their points so they can dominate the second week
pic unrelated
Weeb power
>like the entire team was playing the long game waiting for everyone else to exhaust their points so they can dominate the second week
Slow and steady, eh, you filthy reptile?
>the village of cockatiel
there's all of jack shit in the token shop if your max isn't above 15000
hopefully my 10000 tokens carry over to whatever the next event is
from cockatiel, courtesy of valve
Stay mad nigger not my fault you picked the shit team
Corgis jumped ship from not winning any games and all got put on rabbit
CAN'T
STOP
WON'T
STOP
WINNIING
LMFAO !!
Small chance it happens, but if you win, do they pick the cheapest game from your wishlist?
no they do the top game in wishlist.
they state it in the wishlist and in the race page
if your team wins, there's somewhere under a 0.1% chance you get the top game in your wishlist
>top game
the what?
It depends on what team you are on.
Before the switch if corgi got in first people had 0.01% chance against pig in first is 0.14% chance
...
...the game at the top of the list. the one with the number "1" next to it. you know, the top.
You can rank games on your wishlsit.
Filter by rank
drag the game you want to win to the top
steam fucking tells you right there as well
Oh shit, did not know this feature even existed. Thanks bros. Almost wouldve won some shitty paradox dlc.
Is it actually possible to get Cyberpunk for free
yes a majority of people who won games got cyberpunk or doom eternal
The odds of anyone winning anything is quite low, but it's good to have it ranked anyway.
Yes, if a game is up for preorder you can win it.
Oh yeah, Im under no illusion that Ill win anything. But in the unlikely event I do get selected, I'd be pretty mad if missed out on cyperpunk or doom eternal.
Really says a lot about Steam's community when everyone has those two games on the top of their wishlist
Allegedly, but so far no one on Yea Forums has posted any proof of winning anything.
the prizes you get for the tokens aren't really worth it for anyone who doesn't care about steam levels.
Because they're expensive and highly anticipated games. Don't pull a "this says a lot about our society......."
>popular team
>not reddit
pick one
>It depends on what team you are on.
seemed like a lot of info to drop when trying to keep the answer simple
but yes, corgi has a less than 0.01% chance to win a game no matter if they come in first, second, or third, and the rest of the teams range anywhere from 0.14% in first place to, I think, 0.03% in third
Sue me. Got cp77, Doom eternal and BG3 as my top 3
>buy game during the sale
>realize one or two choices were dogshit
>At least 3 good games I will play
>Only want to play one
why bros
Steam deliberately chooses profiles with these games on their wishlist to market them.
you're a retard if you expected anything else.
This is absolutely the worst summer sale event in Steam history.
everything since the winter 2011 sales has been an unmitigated disaster, don't pretend otherwise.
I haver a 40 cent game on my first in the wishlist just to make everyone salty if I win.
In terms of the actual event or minigame this is the worst. List some others that are as bad as this one, in terms of how greedy Valve is being with how much you have to spend ot get a $5 discount, AND how broken the event itself is, AND that it's provably rigged for each team.
if you win post it everywhere
Thats my intention. I would even make a reddit account to rub it into their stupid head.
steam bad
epic good
What does it tell? Are you just trying to sound deep? I already bought games I want. So in my wishlist is Nier Automata and Bloodstained Ritual of the Night. Also it might be just a marketing ploy.
I can tell you with almost 100% certainty people aren't hyping those games up because they look good or promising. It's just a fucking brainless bandwagon thing.
Point being that Steam has become so much of a "social" platform that the social aspect now far outshines the whole gaming aspect which was the original point. People aren't on Steam to play games anymore.
>picked team that wasn't even winning
>gets nerfed into oblivion even corgi has a higher multiplier now
wtf birdbros why would they do this
>le pay up goy!!!!!!
I've done nothing but buy games I wanted for great prices, I've bought a total of 6 games for about $58.
it tells he's just an absolute brainlet with shit taste
>great prices
>6 game for 60 dollar
Jesus user when I hear great deal I think about 1-2 euro for a game pack with 15 games.
Only pre-approved games are actually capable of being given away. If your wishlist doesn't contain it you won't be in the drawing because the publisher didn't agree to it. It's similar to how they ran out of free copies for games during that christmas sale with the coal and shit, the publishers had to agree to it.
>cockbros went from first (not counting reddit horde) to absolute bottom
What the fuck? Also, I never got a single "steal progress" and didn't get a single attack for a couple days.
>This is absolutely the worst summer sale event in Steam history.
You mean best, right?
You don't see such massive butthurt over something this meaningless very often.
>corgi and hare are guaranteed wins and now it's a neck and neck race for third
this event is buns
>trying to compare game packs to high quality titles
Also it was seven, I forgot Sleeping Dogs, a massively popular AAA title from a few years ago on sale for $2.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
For this race, but Tortoise has second overall confirmed because they won a race when everyone ganged up on corgi.
Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.
No, that's a little different. Since this is only for games that can be bought and have prices, and only done in a limited volume of nine thousand, it's pretty easy to guess that they're just treating them as sales internally and eating the cost.
The patch to try and make it fair for everyone killed their moral or they've already reached their max point cap such as I have.
FUCKING LE-LEDDITORS!!!
I would say its more like opportunists in the first day when the rules were not simple and you saw the so much ahead. I'M pretty sure "reddit" is around 20% of all of the corgies
A FUCKING WORTHLESS PIIIIIIIIIG OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
oh dang, I missed the part about winnings for overall placement
I've solely been thinking about the daily winnings
I picked corgi in the beginning, but literally never did anything with this event. Did I miss out?
see cockatiels get the least amount of boost out of anybody, the game is literally rigged against cockatiel instead of corgi now because cocks were getting 2nd/3rd place so often
yes and no
if you had hit the boost button once a day, you would have been entered into a raffle with sub 0.01% odds of winning
Changed from birb to rabbit yesterday. Sorry bros, but had to do it for the extra 1000 tokens.
Yes, popular things are often popular. This is the nature of popularity.
wait non-corgi dudes can switch? wtf
Yes, they provided the option to switch to only 50-60% players randomly.
>letting people switch from the losing team for 1000 extra points
what a minigame
yea, I switched from bird to turt
and thank god I did
They adjusted it so that Corgi wouldn't win and other teams could compete.
But since more than half the userbase is Corgi they dialed back after the complaints, so they now have adjusted Cockatiel to the last place so that the other teams can get podiums more easily.
>You've earned 2,000 tokens total
>token balance 0
>compete in the races to unlock 3500 more
Why is my balance 0 if I already earned 2000 and didn't redeem anything?
Do you have the maximum boost to hold those points? Thats the limiting factor. Everyone has got enough achievements to trade but the the non-renewable, maximum boost is the problem.