Gamers, What Strange Thing Did You Hear From An Open Mic?

>only talked to personal friends
>friend joins a clan
>invite me to the voice chat to play with them
>they don't realize I'm in there
>"who's this retard on our team? can't he hear the enemies footsteps? holy shit his aim is so bad, I bet it's a 12 year old kid, someone kick him out of the server please

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i'm sometimes interested in the topic but i just can't handle the british reddit robot

more like prude dying lmaooo

edit: thanks 4 the gold haha

Buddy had sex with his gf with the mic still on. Lasted about 30 seconds, then we heard them arguing.

I've never watched one of these "best of reddit" videos, but every few days one pops up in my subscription channel and I block the video and say I don't want those suggestions. There's like 15 channels doing this, why?
Just go to reddit and read the posts yourself, it's already organised by popularity.

dilate

>it's a redditor makes a thread on Yea Forums again

someone's dad starting shouting the N-word, hahaha

edit: wow, thanks for the 1k upvotes!

edit: holy shit, 54 gold?! thanks guise!

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I genuinely don't get reddit, I mean are they aware of how much of a faggot they all act and sound like? It's just so fucking awful of a site, I mean there are plenty of retards and faggots here but reddit is just so fucking insufferable and I can never figure out what it is about it.

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farts lol

fuck off you reddit nigger

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>One guy was watching porn in the pre-match lobby
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>The other guy who's gf/wife was yelling at him while we were playing a game, and it was dead fucking quiet, everyone heard her calling him a loser, who is like a child she has to take care of because all he does is play that video game, and that they never have sex anymore it's like they're roommates.
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>One guy who had the police banging at his door (could hear the banging, and "THIS IS THE POLICE")

I have no fucking idea why they started blowing up my suggestion box, but I listen to some of the topics I'm interested at work or while playing game as background music. I really do hate the thumbnail and how they censored words.

Zoomers are too lazy to read, they just want monotone robot voice to feed them everything.

That shit pisses me off when I see that on YouTube.
>says some generic joke that other people are saying
>edit: wow thanks for the likes!

Screenshot of reddit threads are now thread material on Yea Forums?

Seriously, fuck off, cunt.

But I'm a zoomer and you responded to me

I think every redditor thinks they're not like the other redditors

The fact wojak is hated now makes him "fun" to use for some people because counter-culture even to the sites own culture has become so ingrained in people.

In other words, this place is fucked.

>guy clearly having sex with someone over the mic

It was so awkward. You could even hear the plaft plaft and the oooooooh ooooooh.

You know damn well you got a boner user, you don't have to lie to us.

Well I mean you decided to keep on listening to someone fucking him up the ass so it's your fault.

>tfw was that guy and shittalked someone I was in voice chat with because I thought he was a rando
>he says nothing
>other guy pips in "oh thats suchandsuch dude..."
turned beet red from embarasment/shame irl

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Boy you must be really thick if you took that obvious bait

>husband and wife get in huge fight
>it goes on for over a half hour
>hear objects being thrown

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Don't diss chai tea

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>playing return to castle wolenstein on og xbox live
>everyone is talking but faint sound of whimpering
>we stop talking to hear what sounds like a puppy crying
>next 30 seconds are screams and whimpers coming from a dog that is probably being beaten to death
>we all think it's a soundboard or something
>one by one we all start leaving the match
>leave and turn off my xbox

Ah good old days of og xbox but that was probably the most messed up thing I've heard on there

>chai tea
The fuck´s a tea tea?

the whole thing with being a normal fag is the lack of self awareness and assesment. they never look at themselves and go "wow am i being a total retard right now?"

voice communication is a crutch that lost the nazis the war to superior radioless soviet deep battle tactics
i dont use it

dude

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they lack perspective

I was more angry with him shit talking people to get a boner.

It was a woman's moan

Last month I was playing Apex some rando bloodhound went berserk on his daughter with screaming and hitting. It was very awkward.

I don't think it's that. Just imagine people who genuinely support Hillary Clinton. Not people who begrudgingly voted for her because they didn't like Trump, but people who actually considered her their first choice. That's the kind of person who actually thinks reddit is cool and probably talks like a redditor even outside of reddit.

>Kid is screeching on mic with it set to pick up when he talks
>He has the volume up loud enough that I can hear other players chat reverb through his mic
>Hear his mother come into the room and start talking
>Start talking shit about the mother and tell her were sick of hearing her kid bitch about how shit a parent she is
>Mother freaks out and screams at the kid and tells him this is the last time she takes the console away
>Kid is screaming until he's disconnected, presumably by rage mode mom

>Hear parents who are playing games and ignoring their kids
>Take the piss out of the parents and ask them why they are on a game instead of being a parent
>Almost always causes extreme rage

I listened to a guy panting and moaning as he masturbated.

And piano arrangements of some videogame music, most likely from Kirby

Could have just been a dog that was whining. Some of them yelp like they're being stabbed when they want something.

Those stupid lazy videos always pop up on my youtube and I never watch them nor browse reddit. Its lazy content.

i once heard a female speak LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I recently heard what sounded like someone having sex or getting a bj, really disgusting slurping sounds with feint moan of a man. After about a good solid 4 minutes. You hear a woman go "well don't ask me again, I'm tired of this shit" and a simple yet calm reply of "Okay, fine. thanks again mom"

based

I used to do that intentionally to shut kids up when they wouldn't stop spamming the mic. Would just say they sounded cute and to keep it up. I miss the days of ESRB warnings when publishers washed their hands of the content in online play.

yes how dare people produce actual content on their site instead of making the same autistic shitposts 100 times per day

I never hear anything anyone says, i play with all chat functions muted in every game i play. Unless i'm playing with my cousin, i dont need to hear other people's nonsense.
Probably why i DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT "TOXICITY" IN CHAT, I USE THE FUCKING MUTE BUTTON

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>produce content
>read OTHER people's content in le funny voice

You think this videos aren't the same autistic shitposts every day?

There is no content being produced.

At least you can turn it off. Nothing worse than sitting through somebody's ramblings in text chat while trying to play a party based game. Imagine some bloke spazzing out about a UFO he saw years back and isn't open to sane theories about it. And you have to wait for him to shut up before you can start playing, not that he shuts up once you've started.

>just pretending

Most chatting games attract unemployed middle American shit stains. I usually just hear their starving unattended babies crying in he background.

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>Chatting with friends
>Suddenly sister comes out of nowhere from behind me and starts saying how much she loves me and cutesy things to me for a favor I did to her
>Friends think I'm with my girlfriend and start calling me out
>Sister catches on, sits on my lap and starts saying innuendos straight to the mic pretending she's unaware
>Mute chat immediately
>She started laughing and keeps going even after the chat was muted
>Then she smooches my check, hugs me real tight and leaves
>Had to pretend like nothing happened
>Now my friends think I'm hiding them a girlfriend

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I think every 4channer thinks they're not like the other 4channers too.

Oh shit, I hope I'm not a massive poofter too.

>Play counterstrike 1.6 on some polish server
>Some kid had open mic and started swearing like crazy
>Hear angry steps
>It's that kid's mom "Why are you cursing?"
>Kid was like "eeee, eeeeee"
>Suddenly i hear sounds of hard beating combined with mom's lecture about no swearing, the weirdest part was mom was saying "Kurwa" and "Pierdole"(and other polish swears) during that lecture.

>Go to /r/startrek because there is fucking no where else to talk about Star Trek anymore
>They are unironic Discovery fanboys

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BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

I see people post on Yea Forums about how they hate "ledditors" while actively talking about shit that only affects reddit because they're afraid of getting downboated on their favorite site.
Fucking ridiculous.

lmao the worst part is you can't tell most newfriends apart from redditors

half of Yea Forums is just a bunch of normies larping as aspies for a quick dope shot

In many languages Chai simply means tea but when someone say's Chai tea they usually mean Indian Chai which is back tea,with caradmom, anise, cinnamon, pepper corns, and cloves.

Haha would have loved to have heard that.

OH NO A DOG WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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They're NPCs. No inner monologs

Nice mental illness.

fuck

I'm sick of seeing this shit all over youtube, and I don't even watch or subscribe to anything like that.

Im sure theres some irony in reddit posts being stolen then monetized for youtube ad money

More like you're hiding yourself from your girlfriend.

Yeah, killing a dog is pretty messed up. Just like you.

Proof? I want it to be true

Sounds like you don't know how to use the website.
Imagine if your only exposure to Yea Forums was reading the most active threads on /pol/, Yea Forums, and /int/. That's your perception of reddit.

Nice RP.

I wish i had sister like that. All i have is 2 brothers but the other hand they are also my best drinking buddies.

Some weeks ago while I was playing Mordhau some dude started having a meltdown after getting 0/something k/d, how he was so useless and how in his twenties he was still a virgin, and then asking -all- the players on the scoreboard in score order how did they get laid the first time, after some minutes it all twisted in talking on himself about how unlucky he was for not being born in medieval ages when everyone had a wife and kids, from knighs to peasants.

This all took a couple of matches and he was just there, sitting in the spawn for entire matches typing. It surpised me nobody attempted to kick him in any time.

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W-what?

My friend accidentally left her mic on before we started having sex. We were 5 minutes into it when we hear fapping from the speakers. We immediately dc'd and saw it was her boyfriend. (She never eats him out, what can I say?) I got a pm from him the next day asking for my nudes and if he could fuck me while I went down on his girl.

I listened to some 40 year old woman in my guild try to convince this 13 year old boy to meet up with her for sex lol. I guess she didnt realize anyone was listening, no idea what came of it because I ended up getting kicked from the guild a day later for other bullshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=kW9pGZAUEAU

>I really do hate the thumbnail
I think those are automatically generated somehow. Look at a bunch of them. Some of them just don't fit.
>censored words
It's to make it family friendly so they don't get demonetized.

Are you a guy?

Go be a woman somewhere else

Hit a little too close to home huh?

you are talking from 5 different perspectives here you fucking degenerate retard

Is it really that hard to say "That was just my sister trying to embarrass me?"

I find that incredibly hilarious. There are faggots that take pride in being exploited by such videos.

>Its a another "discussion here is horrible yet it somehow is even worse everywhere else" episode

Fuck your sister.

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Do you have clubbed thumbs?

except we aren't, and you don't get your posts removed because you're not progressive enough, you either act like a fag, get mad, or discuss shit. We're all different but nobody cares because we're all covered in shit and having a blast.

I prefer narcan and chill

*intercom noise*

m.youtube.com/watch?v=np3R-3XGERU

>That faggot double spacing

No, but I'm gay so the whole thing was pretty strange

I'm tired of these reruns man

Yea Forums became place for redditors that hate redditors.

put your nose in her cunt

Just the usual background chatter, dogs barking, kids crying and someone breathing into the microphone before I mute them. Also fuck these videos why does Youtube keep recommending me this shit

it's a video thumbnail

This. Everyone is a faggot here, but some are more fags than others.

>normies
Fuck off normalfag.

>overwatch coaster
lol

in dota 2 I heard goat sounds and background chatter that made it sound like someone was playing in or around an open market.

when my lefty redditbro said niggers

i of course reported him to the mods for racism OwO

>Niggers ruining the atmosphere by shit-talking and saying "bruh" over the microphone
Everytime.

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>guy in WoW guild starts using push to talk in Discord since he's a tank
>one night during a raid with at least 19 other people in voice chat he says "hey baby can you put your foot right here so I can touch it?"
>was genuinely an accident, he did not mean for any of us to hear this
>everyone starts laughing at him
>had his balls busted for weeks

Obsessed.

i always call people black when they say bruh
they always get mad

I see you are a man of refined taste

youtube.com/watch?v=K5WRyVKbjR8

Fucking zoomer cringe culture
>Omg he cares about not eating shit trolololl xD seething dilate xDdD

>Just go to reddit
No

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Reddit is like the kindergarten of the internet. Everybody is included, even if "inclusion" means "has their own echochamber".

Redditors are worse than normies
Redditors do all the cringey pathetic shit losers here do but think its perfectly fine. Here people at least accept they’re fucking autistic

Man this shit is gold, enjoy it while it lasts

Nice ear

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I like it because of how grouped-together the topics are. Sometimes rules are absolitely needed, but I still like how I can go from discussing the effectiveness of semen as a conductor to posting reaction pics more.

I know the retard who makes these videos!
youtube.com/watch?v=SxpzK5KLYS4
If the name and account picture didn't tell you off, look at his other videos and then the fucking outro of his videos

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More like OP is probably trying to trigger autismos like yourself and everyone else is just treating it as a voicechat thread

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A russian guy doing really good dove impressions at 4am

>using the mute button
user please, you're exercising your intelligence stat here. Not that many people know the button exists.

There's best of Yea Forums videos too.
I assume they're from the same people.

Glad I'm not the only one whose youtube recommendations are filled with this garbage.

Things were better when Brendaniel was reading them, I enjoyed his narration of the tard stories and denko

At this point you just seem like you want to get mad

Had one guy who used to be in our game group who was always getting into it with his dad. An example:

>late at night
>playing JKA or some shit
>guy gets angry because he another dumb thing
>starts yelling
>hear pounding on his door
>door opens
>"GOD DAMN IT user YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE TRYING TO SLEEP"
>"Lol then go to sleep"
>"user I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T GO TO BED I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR... YOUR..."
>his dad forgets the word "computer"
>"YOUR TIME MACHINE"

His dad also said he was going to shoot him once while we were playing, but he never did.

tbqh it is very comfy to wake up, exercise, clean the apartment up, grab a coffee around 10AM and put on some youtube videos while you let the caffeine work out a big dump.

>that faggot meme arrow

>but he never did.
A damn shame.

>Prop hunt server around 4/5 years ago
>Guy tells everyone multiple times he just shit himself
>He is laughing his head off
>No one else is
>He kept playing for at least another half hour

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>he doesn't like mans best friend
dilate

i muter every chat on any game so i dont have to listen to autistic children

Go to game-specific subreddits. Never fucking browse anything else.

Better question: What was the game that you found to have the best experience with voice chat?

For me it was the early days of TF2

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>We're all different
I don't see how you can say that. There is some serious hivemind opinions here and Yea Forums in particular is infested with it. You're right that even the thinkers are absolute wankers, often the worst (they tend to make pretentious posts like the one you have the misfortune of reading right now) but I think there's more trend followers than genuine opinion havers here.

that kid sounds like a South Park character. "not yeh. naw. naw whadduh he?"

You might find this hard to believe, but someone taking something in that has no reason to be there, and trying their best to just live in that environment with some large lanklet money creature, only to have the knife twisted and cry in pain and confusion, causes a physical response in other people. It's not a special thing, it's a non-retard brain thing.

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Can someone clear up the hate that goes on with this site and Reddit?
I've used reddit occasionally and i've seen interesting posts, but it's only certain subreddits I can really handle.

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project reality, specifically through mumble
>drunk russians singing while driving apcs
>back in the day when it was one channel and you could taunt the enemies you just killed. or better yet call for medic and then shoot the medic when he comes to "help" you

This. I barely use Reddit as it is, but any sub that covers a genre or general interest is going to be shit. In general I don’t really care for any forced positivity though.

she never eats him out. Esl go

Is that why audiobooks are so popular now? I hate them so goddamn much.

Agreed

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Someone used a duke nukem soundboard while me and my friends were playing dead or alive 4. We couldn’t stop loling.

not an open but talkheavy game
>middle of winter
>hear sirens coming teammates mic
>i gotta go they're shutting my water
>apparently it was so cold in canada that they drove around with a water truck since the pipes didn't work

It's a shit website and you should feel bad for using it.
Fuck off from Yea Forums.

What's funny is that if you go to the MMORPG subreddit, it's just a bunch of people talking about how shit MMOs are these days. There isn't always forced positivity.

I only watch the ones about ghosts.

go back you fucking retards

>decide to revisit tf2 couple of Days Ago
>join random casual server
>2fort
>start killing reds left and right
>some guy om my own team starts ranting about how im killing friendlies
>opens up a vote to have me kicked from the game
what the fuck happened

That didn't answer my question in the slightest you retarded zoomer bitch.
Use your fucking brain instead of
"HURRR IT'S BAD BECAUSE I SAID SO"

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>not treating dogs like gods makes you edgy
imagine drinking this much starbucks

CONGA CONGA CONGA I LOVE DAH CONGA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU KILLING MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stay triggered, sperg

> things that never happened

>fur fag
>reddit user
>zoom zoom jokes
see the replies to this it will answer your question

dont forget that no one even talks about the game, they just spam shitty fan art of their characters expecting people to care

you're a funny guy have another (You)

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no you said unemployed middle and it triggered him for being an oxymoron

Not the strangest. But the most recent would be this guy on Sven Coop. All he does is play short sound clips. I think he also plays music sometimes but he mostly just plays sound clips. And the sound clips are like 2 seconds.

Based. Fuck animals.

lmao here's a (you) fucking retard

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>load up gta v
>people bickering in some south american language
>chickens screaming in the background
>something that sounded like gunshots
>crying

Nah most people here know theyre a pathetic autist. The only ones who dont are the redditors

that still didn't really answer his question
>why is reddit bad
>here's why it's bad
okay fine, but what is the with the hate here? there are plenty of popular shit websites. i can see why one would be curious, i don't care though - use whatever the fuck you want.

Fucking shitty fan art is the worst part of Reddit

Some guy kept going on about how he was playing with an electrosound in his urethra.

Okay Cletus

You got a problem with tea motherfucker?

Reddit has three problems:
1) Vote system.
2) User accounts.
3) Users can make their own forums.

The problem with 1) is that it leads to echo chambers. Yes /pol/ is slanted to the right, but we still have plenty of people from all over the spectrum. Their voices aren't stifled; their posts aren't hidden. They can post and it will bump the thread to the top of the catalog no different than any other thread. In fact, because contrary posts tend to get more (You)s than agreement posts, posting something against the grain tends to give your post a HIGHER chance of being seen.
The problem with 2) is that once users have an account and history they can be dismissed or acclaimed for who they are and not the content of their post. You post X, someone checks your history and says "oh I see at one point you said Y so your current opinion is invalid." Highly rated user123 posts something and everyone circle jerks "oh it's user123, he's important, let's venerate him regardless of if this post was actually good." Also if your score is based on people liking your posts it feeds back into 1) where it becomes an echo chamber. You echo the current sentiment instead of speaking your mind, just to farm points.
The problem with 3) is that it splinters the community. You get down voted enough and you break off to form your own echo chamber, but this just gets rid of discussion. Again, here on /pol/ we put everyone in the same room and they're forced to argue with each other. On a place like reddit all sides partition themselves off and circle jerk. The few people who go to visit their neighbor are voted down and they quickly realize the error of trying to have a discussion.

Basically reddit as a forum is set up to discourage free speech and discussion. As a forum's sole use is to act as a medium for discussion, it fails at its primary goal. That is why I hate reddit.

You heard a black person? Strange stuff indeed.

>no-one responds
>underage newfags see it as an a-okay to wojaks

>someone responds
>you fall for the op's ruse

there is no winning

>what is the with the hate here?
So, he clarifies why is bad by linking to a post with tons of replies explaining how it's bad.
Is that not enough reason to hate it?
And one thing that really increases my hatred for it, though, is the stupid idea that "Oh, you all use it, too!"
No, I don't, and I never have in my life.
Fuck you and fuck reddit.

Can't 3 be good in some situations too? Like if people want to discuss only one topic amongst each other?

>In fact, because contrary posts tend to get more (You)s than agreement posts, posting something against the grain tends to give your post a HIGHER chance of being seen.
This is actually how /pol/ got started in the first place

there was no link provided

>there was no link provided
>
>see the replies to this it will answer your question
Not to mention

>someone on Yea Forums having a good opinion on anything

What a bizarre world we live in

Was playing WoW during a raid, healer was preoccupied with something. he wasn't healing us only the sound bubbles from his mic.

10 second story, 2 minutes thanking reddit for gold and how this is their first time yatayata

look man i don't disagree with the notion that reddit is bad, i'm just baffled how up in arms some people, you included are about it
there was

>I genuinely don't get Yea Forums, I mean are they aware of how much of a racist they all act and sound like? It's just so fucking toxic site, I mean there are plenty of racists and trolls here but Yea Forums is just so fucking insufferable and I can never figure out what it is about it.

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>This.
SO MUCH THIS!!!!
yikesoofwowyallwhohurtyou

couldnt have said it better myself
remember kids, /pol/ is politically INCORRECT
theyre meant to be big dick contrarians, not circlejerking echo chambering faggots

bored today?

Someone reading Jake/Finn incest smut in a Duke Nukem voice during a TF2 match. Shit was hilarious.

It's a shit site not meant to be taken seriously just like this place. Shame on you if you actually take the drivel shit out on that site seriously just because it has a voting system and people tend to want to use proper grammar and punctuation

Everything said about reddit in the replies to this post still holds true for 4chaj and specially Yea Forums and /pol/. You cannot refute this.

Why the fuck am i seeing these videos everywhere in my recommended feed on youtube, i never look up reddit or anything related unless you count some Yea Forums sings videos i watched a few months ago, i keep clicking not interested and dont recomend this channel too but they keep popping up like roaches

no I just didn't want to go with the obvious s o ylent joke

REDDIT IS A BASTION OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH, FUCK R/DRUMPET THOSE NAZIS NO FREEDOM OF CONSEQUENCES

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Confy

Im really glad im not the only one who gets mad at that shit too

scp secret lab voice chatter was pretty kino in its early days before it got completely and utterly overrun by children

The difference being the majority of users will avoid reddit like the plague while you niggas cant seem to keep away from here

>Raiding Ulduar with my crappy Wrath guild.
>Pretty much everyone is high/drunk and we roast each other every time someone fucks up and wipes us.
>Good time were had by all
>Our main tank is laughing along with us as usual
>Suddenly he starts yelling into his mic
>"WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?"
>"STOP. SERIOUSLY STOP YOU FUCKING CRAZY BITC-"
>...
>he disconnects from the game and vent
>we have to cancel the raid
>no one knows him IRL or has his contact info so we can't ask whats up

4 MONTHS LATER
>we have long since replaced the guy
>He finally logs back and of course we're all like dude wtf happened?
>his (ex) fiance was angry about him playing WoW too much so she picked up his PC and threw it out their 3-story apartment window
>he had to move out and start a custody battle for his kid
>Never did really get back into raiding after that

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Since posting any related to serious threads about videogames is autoban, yes

What the fuck

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incel
or
mgtow

EPIC GUIDE 2 NOT GET REC0MENDED GARBAGE
1. CLIK THE 3 DOTS
2. CLIK NOT INTERSTED
3. CLIK TELL US Y
4. CLIK I NO LIKE CHANNEL
NO M0RE GARBAGE
SCRUBSCRIBE 4 MORE EPIC GUIDES

Shit, I had the same two videos next to each other this morning. Making these askreddit vids would be easy money

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what did you expect from the subhumans that act as moderators here
stop for a minute to think how the mind of an idiot that says "yeah I'm going to police Yea Forums for free" works, yeah you got it

Whatever cocksucker makes those videos doesn't even vary the text-to-speech voices. It would make the videos slightly higher quality for no extra cost. Even those thread simulator videos are better than this.

Thanks s3ph1r0t_91

>/r/honkler and /r/frenworld are banned

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I heard some prepubescent faggot get beaten up by his dad for talking smack to his mother. Funniest Halo 3 match I played.

Nonironically

"BRB guys I have to dilate"

granted it was in mordhau

I unfortunately have to use reddit for some things because hobbyist forums don't exist anymore, it's all r/that_thing_that_I_want_to_see_what_other_likeminded_individuals_are_talking_about
And it's the only place now that will have tutorials for shit that aren't youtube videos with captions typed out in notepad in the video.

The whole thing is rather deplorable. The whole upvote system is probably the root cause, but I'm not smart enough to know what would be a better system. There are redditors that post here who make greentext stories for lulz and then screencap them and post them on Yea Forums-related subreddits. It's disgusting.
And I think the thing I hate the most is what I call last-laugh reply chains. Someone will make a comment, someone will reply to it trying to be funny, another person will reply to that to try and be funny too, then it'll continue on and delve into shit like "aNd My AxE!1" like they're literally trying to get the last laugh.

Maybe it's because this place has made me a bitter, hateful person, and has maybe poisoned my mind to hate all things reddit, but I just look at the comments in these posts and I hate all of them and their meme-stealing memes.

nb4 go back fgt hahan

wrongthink isn't tolerated user

youtube.com/watch?v=LUjxPj3al5U this?

Nazis do not deserve speech as they threaten our society

The weirdest shit I've seen is they have a bot that counts how many times you've said NIGGER in your post history.

The weirder part is that they even count "NIGGA" and people act like it's all offensive now.

Actually watching black people getting censored by white people for saying Nigga is my guilty pleasure.

didn't ask you, nazi.

do people actually use that bot unironically? i thought it was just for dicking around with

Well-stated user.

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I think also the Reddit attracts normie nerds instead of autistic nerds.

The jokes that often get upvoted are also very quirky, clever, and cringey.

I'd like to say someone having sex, but then I'd be lying
I could say "Someone taking off their headset to fart into the microphone" though, before going on to tell a story about the tranny he accidentally fucked up the ass

RISE UP

your problematic views come from a place of privilege. Your hate is not tolerated in this new age of love and progress

the only good star trek discussion is when someone starts a
>commander, i've analyzed and there are no good star trek games in the galaxy
thread

The same exact two videos too, holy hell

ITT. Yea Forumsincels who don’t have atleast 10k karma
get your clout up, boyo

Some dude we picked for a LoL match forgot to disconnect and started fapping on mic after our match was over. He used to get really angry at the game too. Nothing too weird other than that but I played KI on PC with a group of people and you could hear this Spinal player dude smashing the keyboard.

Chai tea is fucking delicious, stop with this shit. Stick with the onions meme if you're gonna treat a drink with this level of disrespect.

I've heard a kid get beat up by his parents over voice & then shortly after disconnect, that's probably the strangest
he kind of deserved it tho

Bases rodders

Pisses me off big time

>favourite vidya either has no threads on Yea Forums or /vp/ or the /vp/ thead is endless waifu worship
>the subreddit actually has conversation about the game

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Better than an obnoxious "voice actor" tryhard trying to be funny.

While its not from open mics, I have been watching a stream live when someone suddenly burst in shouting at the streamer and then hit them.
Twice.
Both times different streamers, one was the dudes brother, the other was the dudes father.

Yes, Yea Forums users avoid reddit like the plague. That's why we talk about it every fucking day and post screencaps of reddit garbage EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Oh, don't forget how much Yea Forums TOTALLY HATES twitter! Yea Forums users are super disgusted by twitter, imagine taking screenshots of tweets by literal whos and posting them to Yea Forums fifty fucking times a day! Thank god we don't do that!

Fuck off nigger. nu Yea Forums is basically reddit, the only difference is you're allowed to say bad words more and mods won't ban you.

>STOP LIKING MY COMMENT IT'S NOT FUNNY AAAGHH SO ANNOYED

I watched like 3 about people shooting home intruders or defending themselves on the street, I got instantly turned off the moment I noticed they censor-bleep words like ‘Vomit’ or ‘Cocaine’. Now they won’t get the hell out of my recommendations

>Go to ask reddit
>Click on any topic that has anything that could POSSIBLY do with misfortune/dealing with assholes/ANYTHING negative whatsoever
>Invariably
>Absolutely, 100%, without fail
>Some "girl"
>Somewhere
>In that thread
>Will mention rape or molestation
I understand 99.99% of the things posted here are bullshit as well, but what the fuck. Apparently every other person was raped by daddy/the uncle/some random guy at a park. It's so hilariously fucking fake, and they ALWAYS find a way to bring it up.

Yeah, it's kinda sad. Being a "turbonerd" once this nerdy thing started trending I thought it would be good getting more people into the things I love, but they just shit on everything.

Everything from Sci-Fi to video games has gone to shit appealing to people that just gobble it all without a thought.

I this how rappers felt when their medium was flooded by normies?

*gets owned by gorl
hahahha showed him

>Ask reddit
>What is the wierdest thing?
>Sex
>edit: lol 100k upboats
Every video.

Hating on reddit is a dead meme. Everyone knows 90% of Yea Forums uses reddit

>"child rapists of reddit what was your first time you shat down your sisters throat like???"

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>>Absolutely, 100%, without fail
>>Some "girl"
>>Somewhere
>>In that thread
>>Will mention rape or molestation

ok
>be IRL at college
>We're in an assembly about some text system because some dudes daughter got cut up by a chainsaw in china or japan
>Chris and Chris were cracking jokes all through it
>We get a break because assembly is too long
>Go outside cause Chris wants to smoke
>Suddenly two girls start bitching at us
>Thin one goes off at us for a good 5 minutes while the dumpy ugly one nods and looks mean
>Thin one runs out of steam
>Dumpy one backs her up with
>"Yeah! And I was RAPED!"
>Chris and Chris fucking die, I'm trying not to but its hard to keep the tears in

Just because you were raped doesn't mean your non-argument has extra weight

>how old are you?
>xx
>I don't believe you
FUCKING ZOOMERS

One of the biggest thing that pisses me off about Reddit is that the vast majority, maybe even in the 70-80% range are fucking mobile users.
Mobile users are the cancer killing the Internet. They're the underage, ADD shits that post inane shit and ruin every place they go to.
I just fucking hate them so goddamn much. I don't think words can even describe it.

fun fact, 1 in 6 women surveyed claim to have been raped in their lifetime. why do you think it's so unbelievable that a thread with thousands of comments will eventually involve a story about molestation/rape?

the fuck is "chai" tea?
чaй IS "tea" in russian

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The phantom
Exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can exercise you
This can be your phys ed
Cheat on your man girl
Thats how you get

>your problematic views come from a place of privilege. Your hate is not tolerated in this new age of love and progress
thank you for your word-lobotomy, ministry of love and progress.

That's why the only things they enjoy are 5 seconds videos and memes. They're unable to deal with anything more demanding.

AAAA I TRIED TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR MAN

Way to our yourself as a Redditor, retard. Every knows the official Yea Forums drink is Diet Pepsi.

Haha im mobile look at me so crazy and random
Pic unrelated XD
Haha us crazy mobile posters haha xd

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Reminder that reddit is not as one dimensional as you retards think.

Here's a highly upvoted post about Mordhau devs choosing not to censor its playerbase. You're just as likely to find shit like this as you are likely to find someone on Yea Forums who is unironically a liberal.

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>1 in 6
it's actually much closer to 90% if you look at recent surveys on tumblr and twitter. and that's in civilized countries.

>hubby snaps and kill wifey
>uhmmm guys i need to take a smoke
>1 hour later
>uhmmmmm do you guys have any good fishing spots? lol haha

for me it's earl grey

the Mordhau subreddit isn't full of SJWs because Mordhau players generally aren't. they've been playing online games like chivalry for years and know how to live with a little trolling.
post that opinion in any other general gaming sub and you'd be downvoted and called a nazi sympathizer

literally me

Smaller communities on reddit have some normal people but even they are plagued with a majority that forces false positivity. Having entire subreddits where everyone unanimously shits on something bad is very rare. That being said the average poster quality on Yea Forums has plummeted over the past decade and is now on par with reddit.

Youtube is constantly trying to get me to watch this shit no matter how many times I tell them I'm not interested and blacklist the channel from my recommendations.

Russian going 180 from calm and humor english, to screaming something in russian at some women in his room, to calm and humor english agian

>raped
of course if you include post-sex regret, drunk sex, and #metoo sex, then it doesn't surprise me that "rape" is so common

CANT DO IT

you'd know that the only drink Yea Forums can agree on is Water had you stayed here longer

More or less, yeah. Reddit is useful if you want to troubleshoot something but it does not have the structure to hold honest, free discussion. Not that this place is perfect but Christ, at least when someone is nice to you it feels genuine because they are not obligated to.

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I CAN'T GET THROUGH MAN

Theres good Trek threads on this very site but I'll be damned if I let Yea Forumsermin & Yea Forums fuck up boards they're too stupid to find

you can't discuss shit in /pol/, just say something against trump and you will have 10 posts calling you a shill, spic, nigger, jew, etc.
Your post gets seen but that's not relevant to the discussion

Another variable could be the freedom to express yourself. If you want to make OC here your only issue might be porn but beyond that you are good to go. Normalfags are casuals, they consume but are not good at making something original that sticks. If the community doesn't give room for creativity you will just have a crowd that parrots shit but never makes anything of their own.

>Play online games for 20 years
>Almost never hear anyone talk
>Only time people do talk it's normally simple stuff like "enemy behind you", "healthpack here" etc
I'm Australian as well. I thought we were known for our shittalk, but I've never heard it.

AND HE WADDLED AWAY WADDLE WADDLE

>the Mordhau subreddit
That isn't from the Mordhau subreddit. See below.
>Smaller communities on reddit have some normal people
That's from pcgaming, it's got 1.5 million subs. It's pretty popular. But yes, the more niche the community, the less "reddit" it is. That's my point. Calling the entire website SJW or whatever is pretty inaccurate, there are hard right wing subreddits with tens to hundreds of thousands of subscribers.
>at least when someone is nice to you it feels genuine because they are not obligated to.
This is a huge reason I can't use reddit. Everything feels so fucking forced. If someone's nice to me, it just doesn't feel that genuine. Being surrounded by negativity makes those flashes of positivity feel that much better.

DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK
PLEASE
I BEG YOU

His point is that even if your opinion is unpopular, the worst people can do is insult you. Stagnation is a bitch and without people disagreeing (for whatever reason) discussion would die pretty fast. Imagine if every thread was like this
>yeah, you know that game? It sucks
>true
>uhum
>...

Where the fuck do you find people to talk to on voice chat these days?

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have you even been on /pol/ since 2016? No mod will ban you, people will just argue whether trumpet is a jew cock sucker or a maga 5d chest player

Youtube needs to crash and burn

*chk chk chk*
YOU'RE A GENUINE DICK-SUCK

>using the mute button
I just want to make people angry

epic user

Lol you posted this thinking you'd get screencapped right? Fucking cringe.
Look at how shit Yea Forums is. I'd use reddit over this trash unironically. At least I won't see wojak or trap porn every single second.

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Your sister wants you. Go for it, man.

Youtube died the day, where it removed their 5/5 star ratings.

play CSGO competitive, or TF2, you'll be absolutely sure to run into people on mic every game

ok then go back

Yo im adding this guy to friends

No, Reddit is not useful and the entire admin/mods have been far left militants where you have entire subs like r/ChapoTrapHouse and r/AgainstHateSubs that routinely break the TOS to harrass other users and call for violence against the police, but they'll quarantine and then ban any right wing subs or any apolitical subs that go against the narrative. You have these same power mods controlling entire "apolitical" subs to control the discussions.

Fuck you for even midly defending that place these days. Its indefensible in 2019. The place even has a fucking sub where the far left neo-commies on reddit talk about how much they want to kill "centrists", aka anyone who disagrees with them on r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISTS

Litreal subhuman website.

Every single redditard like you is the same. Wrong dipshit. /pol/ is way more free then reddit is. On Reddit "neutral" political subs, which are all mentally ill far left circlejerking, you will not only get downvoted, but some subs will even preemptively ban you for liking Trump, and if you post any defense of Trump on there, you get downvoted, and if the mods feel like it banned. It is so anti-Trump that they'll even take down any news stories even ones that are completely in line with the point of the sub, if it goes against the narrative.

But you act like /pol/ is the same because your a pussy who can't take people shitting on you? What a joke.

Reddit needs to die, and Yea Forums should unironically autoban anyone with reddit in their cache.

>Drinking water
lmao diet Pepsi is delicious. refreshing. It's all the flavor, zero the sugar. Get fucked faggot, what does water have to offer over that?

As if this place is any better, if the entire exposition of the topic isn't dumped in one easily digestible bait image, the thread dies within 10 minutes. I haven't seen a wordy OP thread that hit bump limit in literal years.

I've been meaning to get into either of those, but I'm complete ass at competitive. It'd be hard to talk to folks when I'd just bring our team down

No, user, you are epic.

Or DotA

They never speak English though

"Great job teammate"

yes, ban the people who ban people who say nigger. Bans all around

CSGO is certainly harder these days, back in like 2016 I remember silver being full of actual retards and now most people can aim in silver decently. the most important things are crosshair placement honestly, learn that and you can easily do well, you can also just grind deathmatch to get better aim

>Look at how shit Yea Forums is. I'd use reddit over this trash unironically. At least I won't see wojak or trap porn every single second.

Then kindly go the fuck back pussy. What are you, a fucking nigger who hates white people but leeches off their land and their people? Do you believe in what you say? Then how did you even read that post? Go fucking back. Its so much better.

I don't use Reddit m8, but it occasionally pops up when I am troubleshooting something and people there have the answer to my problem.

Screaming and calling your teamates niggers and spics when they are literal subhumans and are spics and niggers is the funnest thing to do in dota.
You don't even play dota anymore for the competitiveness, you play it just to shit talk mexican trash

my point is that /pol/ is an echo chamber. People are in such comfort right there that they don't even need to adress the points of the arguments.
>but they don't ban you
who cares?

Imagine getting this angry at an internet website.

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I'm there already. I still come here to shitpost and save funny pictures.

lmao white boy
sage

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bruh moment.

RODNEY!

This is an IMAGE board. The entire point is catching people's attention with images.

>That feel when tried placing in CSGO during whenever Operation Phoenix was and ranked at Silver IV
I felt so bad I stopped playing until my rank fell off

That was an epic gamer moment

>Not me/not an X but...

This
I prefer the cold detachment of having a program read. Especially good on spook greentexts. Just not comfortable with the fact that another human is narrating an anonymous post to me.
In similar autistic fashion, any game I ever make will not have voice acting because it would harm the personal nature of it. People who make voiced animations of, like, undertale miss the point

>As an X, ...
anyone who starts their post with this should be shot

they will whore themselves out for upvotes/karma. thats all it is.

She did him a favor by ending his WoW career at the peak of raiding.
No memories soured by ToC there.

Stay there.

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dont forget post history. redditors love to dig through your post history to find something to make themselves win some sort of retarded argument because you said something completely irrelevant to the discussion so they can feel superior

>WIPE YOUR ASS
>IT STINKS

I'm already there thanks. But I'll also shitpost here niggy.
Kill yourself weeb tranny.

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Nah, I'm gonna keep crossposting. And there is literally nothing you can do to stop me.
He literally mentioned post history, user

>but they don't ban you
Then it's not an echochamber, retard. Nobody is silencing you.

old.reddit.com/r/WatchRedditDie/

Reddit is legit a horrific website, it makes me sick that place, which now dominates internet discussions, has unironic communists and other far left activists in cahoots with ADL controlling the entire site with Soviet Style censorship, but its made a few decision recently that may help in murdering this website. The quarantine of r/the_donald, the banning of a sub with green frogs because r/CTH and r/AHS and r/TopMinds say green frogs is a nazi dogwhistle also shows they are now no longer tolerant of even semi-edgy subs, and that their stupidity will now affect even the non-political hobby subs. Also shows that the Reddit admin team is no longer afraid to show they are militant far leftists.

The good news is that the userbase is falling, and new users aren't filling the gaps. Zoomers just don't find the place all that appealing. The only people who would be left on that site are the far left extremely neurotic losers who have over 100k karma and actually spent money on reddit. Christ, you see the profile of the average r/politics and r/worldnews users, and you manage to lose faith in humanity that you thought you didn't have anymore.

Playing Foxhole, you get the funniest chatter.
>One guy with strong southern accent yelling at the enemy as they throw grenades from across the river.
>All the medic LARPing of guys trying to save each other
>The guy literally named Jukebox spamming tunes on the frontlines
>walking into an enemy camp and shooting the shit with them and they drive you back to their logi base

Get it out of your system, cause you're never going to be able to say that anywhere else.

i know i'm retarded. just saw a big wall of text and skimmed through it.

Fucking retard, bet you think pic related is a quality way to start a thread

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I'd say it died whenever it became profitable to drop your job to do youtube and the final heartbeat was the adpocalypse.
One made sure that millions of idiots would attempt to make career out of it by making let's plays, reaction videos and other similar shit, the other one guaranteed that only the most soulless, family/advertiser friendly videos would get monetized and that they would need ad breaks in the middle of the video where they try to sell you shaving foam or some shit.

>4channer
The fact that people use this all the time shows how everybody is reddit now

I'm okay with that. Yea Forums is where I kick back, relax and shitpost.

So art games are boring? got it

>overwatch
>replayable

Yes. Post it and watch the replyes roll in.

>new vegas
>limited replayability
Literally one of its selling points, idiot.

>because contrary posts tend to get more (You)s than agreement posts, posting something against the grain tends to give your post a HIGHER chance of being seen
This is a flaw, it leads to attention seeking

People taking the bait isn't quality discussion retard, as evidenced by

this. i think it has a lot to do with the robot voice. because it takes away that voice you think the person sounds like away, no matter how whiny the post seems.
i listened to maybe a few but i cannot stand how fucking slow the robot reads shit and how the words wont pop up in time so i end up skipping forward and muting just so i can read it. i have no patience for that shit

You know these rates are so high not because of the sexuality itself but because of people bullying and religious niggers trying to make gay people feel bad

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the first post was quality contrarianism though, m8 so crosspost if you want, fag

Just speed up the video retard, YouTube has inbuilt controls for that

NPC exposed

>This is a flaw, it leads to attention seeking
The same thing applies to the upvote system though. Posting something that's agreeable gets you a lot of attention.

The fact is, there is no system that prevents attention whores from attention whoring.

holy shit you are dumb
>In news media, echo chamber is a metaphorical description of a situation in which beliefs are amplified or reinforced by communication and repetition inside a closed system. By visiting an "echo chamber", people are able to seek out information which reinforces their existing views, potentially as an unconscious exercise of confirmation bias. This may increase political and social polarization and extremism.[1] The term is a metaphor based on the acoustic echo chamber, where sounds reverberate in a hollow enclosure.
I don't care about your definition, it's probably an echo from /pol/ too

you sound like a zoomer. the videos are pointless and dont need le funny robot voice.

thanksgiving day many years ago some would be robber broke into some guildmates house or tried to while the whole family was inside. we spent hours raiding stuff and he was like hold on I hear something in the other room. He said he hear someone opening the window he chased the guy away with a katana the guy almost was about to get in the house. So bizzare man.

Imagine being so obssessed with /pol/ you have to bring it up in every single thread on Yea Forums. I'm so tired of you fucking whiners.

Are you fucking retarded? Quality discussion? Go to a fucking symposium if you want that.

Yeah, right. More like they look at themselves in the mirror one day and see what they really look like.

Faggoty whites and idiot blacks wasting their time trying to guilt white people over the N word while actual real slavery of blacks is happening in Libya etc in record numbers, all thanks to a power vacuum created by none other than your friendly neighbour Democrats.

Accurate as fuck

Yes there is, the old Yea Forums system that didn't show all the replies to a post, didn't add (You)s to replies of your post, and didn't have a notification when you got a reply

ADD reddit zoomer detected, fuck off retard

Sorry, I meant there's no current system. Like, there's no "alternative" to reddit if you wanna avoid attention whoring. All social media screams at you when you get notifications and you can count upvotes or likes or reply numbers no matter where you go.

I'M THE SCATMAN

>how to spot a redditor

Projecting huh.
Damn you're sad.

>all those buzzwords thrown around like shit at a wall

>are they aware of how much of a faggot they all act and sound like?
No. They have zero self awareness. It informs their identity, their politics, and their tastes.
I mean, we're the sort of people who'd dissect how heterosexuality works in relation to effeminate crossdressers while shitposting traps and tranny porn. The Reddit or response is just to reee at stuff like that.

He wanted advice you spaz

Who is making these fucking videos, I've been explicitly telling jewgle to stop recommending me this tripe repeatedly, but still it appears in the sidebar recommendations at least once a day
but normies HAVE to have self-awareness; you can't function outside of anonymity without it or you naturally turn everyone against you through your incessant faggotry

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>"hey Fuck you man!"

Toppest
keks

>ADD reddit zoomer detected, fuck off retard
What got your anus ruptured? Are you so easy to bait that you see yourself constantly wasting time on those threads thinking they're real?

funny how you guys bitch on and on and on and on over reddit but never even bring up youtube despite being at least 10 times worse.
i wonder why that is. are you just scared of being out shitposted?

You ruined everything good about Yea Forums, please off yourself at your earliest convenience

Fuck your sister

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>tfw playing youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw and La Chona while pushing back Wardens in Eiodolo, Fisherman's Row
>tfw Wardens screamed to "KILL THE MUSICIAN" as I popped in and out of cover of a mortar house's roof/attic

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like 10 years ago or 11, like, on like xbox live....

some dude yelled at me!
he said NI**ER like 47 times, that word is BANNED! but then, like another guy, he ALSO said that word.

it hurt, a lot!
im glad we don't have to listen to them saying bad words anymore!

easy youtube money i guess, idiots eat this shit up.

There is literally no other threads for star trek that aren't on Yea Forums and Yea Forums
They are the worst and there is no alternatives you fucking nigger

i miss when flashtub would do it and animate the weirdest shit on the net forums.

>You ruined everything good about Yea Forums
Like a clockwork!

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Hey guys look! My sentence contained a single word that also shows up in a quote from the greatest show ever, The Office!

TF2 and cs1.6 and to some extent source, and very rarely cs:go.
Used to love getting hammered playing those games just purely on fucking around and laughing at stupid shit.

Thats whats happens when you uhh import certain "people" into your country whose "culture" isnt compatible. It's almost as if someone whose only seen women covered completely wouldnt know how to react when confronted with a western women wearing clothes that show off their tits and ass.

I block every channel I see doing videos on these threads and they just won't stop coming
I can't do it, I think I've been cursed with Reddit and there is no cure

WHY THE FUCK THOSE VIDEOS WON'T EVER LEAVE MY FUCKING VIDEO FEED ON THE RIGHT, AT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING VIDEO I WATCH THERE'S ALWAYS THIS FUCKING THUMBNAIL, I DON'T EVEN USE REDDIT, I HAVE WATCH HISTORY TURNED OFF LEAVE ME ALONE REEEEE

Their getting more and more views eachday, popular things get reccoemeneded none stop to make them even more popular and profitable.

I wonder if anyone's going to step in and stop this faggots from stealing content

>reddit
>normalfags
redditors are about as autistic as the people here, probably even more. they just tend to express it differently.

Lmao, whats up spic?
Youre a fucking nigger thats trash at all games he plays because you have inferior skin.
Whats your physical address?

>look what my GIRLFRIEND/WIFE made me for my birthday!

by doing what, filling false copyright claims?

>ADMIT IT! YOU ALL USE REDDIT! YOU ALL USE TWITTER!
Fuck you, nigger. I don't use either. I've never had an account for either.
It's your worthless kind who bring that shit here.

If only there was a way to tell youtube you don't want to see this content anymore...

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>People are in such comfort right there that they don't even need to address the points of the arguments.
Usually there are some arguments between the insults, but you probably didn't see them because you were welling up with tears after the reading the first few shitposts like the bitch nigger you are.

Also, here is a definition of echo chamber:
>an environment in which a person encounters only beliefs or opinions that coincide with their own, so that their existing views are reinforced and alternative ideas are not considered.
>in which a person encounters ONLY beliefs or opinions that coincide with their own
you are free the post whatever you want and confront /pol/ with alternative believes and people do that all the time, also their stance on Trump shifted a little since he is too pro-Israel for some and the moment he starts to warmonger too much he will be dropped entirely

Only "specific" like braincell reddits, sure.

and yes, reddit was around back then too!

so YES, reddit was killing Yea Forums!

Redditors don't call them their wives or girlfriends though, they call them their "SOs"
That shit is well known to not work you fucking moron

I would like to add on to this if you don't mind.

I think the main problem with Reddit is that they will take over communities and act like they are veterans or elitists to the highest degree, and will always try and make a name out of themselves for internet points.
Take TF2 for example, the games community within the game is alright, but outside of it like the subreddit for it is absolutely terrible, and anyone who does not agree with them will get doxed, brought under or just criminalized, like that one dude who made a bunch of TF2 exploit glitches and such, and the worse part is, they would turn around and do the same because they are hypocrites.
There are numerous subreddits that have taken over small communities and turned them into a hellscape, being unable to escape their "Comedy" and creating a cancer that spreads slowly until the community is either dead or wanting to die.

Reddit isn't just a echo chamber, it's a corrupt insane asylum trying to make people crazy to get more people.

There's plenty of ways to tell them that.
Doesn't mean they'll comply so easily.
I had to literally write them 3 times for them to stop recommending me live Family Guy marathons.

It never works. I think i clicked on that shit at least 100 times. They never stop coming, they never stop coming.

Playing GTA V and some dude I guess he fell asleep but, he was listening to some evangelical christian radio show.
"Now Gawd wants to be yer business partner, ya had best not turn down this here offer or ya'll goin to hell"
"Ya make money with gawd and I make money through you, and through you you can go to heaven through me"

that fucking thing doesn't even work at blocking single videos.

Some faggot coughing when I played RDR online. Never played it again.

Help.

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It's still an echo chamber.

90% of pol shares opinions that just about everyone else is disgusted by. That's the definition of an echo chamber. Sure, they don't silence anybody, instead a legion of racist retards who think they are the smart ones make their board unpleasant and useless for anyone capable of logic. End result is still an echo chamber.

i heard someone who was (im pretty sure) watching face fucking porn in town in MHW.
I don't think it was IRL becuase of the way it sounded, if that makes sense

me on the left

Or they realize that they are just shitty degenerate "people" and can't bear to live their freakish hedonistic lives anymore.

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...wouldn't it be easy to just get those videos copyright claimed with youtube's absurdly broken system?

yikes. imagine watching these videos at all for any fucking reason

The worst thing about reddit to me is that most places there it is practically against the rules to be negative about anything. People post their shitty MS Paint doodles and you'll get the entire sub trying to dox you and come to your house and murder you if you say "That looks like shit bro."

>90% of pol shares opinions that just about everyone else is disgusted by. That's the definition of an echo chamber.
Thats not what the definition is at all you disingenous sgenda pushing retard. You think people aren't gonna notice that you're blatantly lying about what an actual echo chamber. Not even that guy but fuck off idiot.

HIDE&SAGE

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>report racist fuck
>write down his screen name
>see the same guy bitching about getting banned on the forums
>mfw

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i want to do things with Chino

He's got an ear
GET HIM

that picture, i wished to see what it looked like too

why is my wife chino so smart?!

not over the mic but had a weird experience year or so ago
>PS4, playing with friend, in private party so no one can join unless invited
>sitting there talking when someone joins
>name is just a string of shit like someone smashed the keyboard
>check profile, everythings private, check friends list and my friend's friends, isnt added by either of us
>ask how he got in here, just sits there for a minute then leaves
>isnt in the recently met so can't recheck his profile
few days pass and same thing happens but the name is different, closer to an actual name but still gibberish. Hasn't happened again but it was so bizarre

BASED DIET PEPSI user

My wife Chino is cute

There is literally nothing wrong with listening to AskReddit Compilations. The soothing electronic voice and the often-amusing subject matter means it's hardly any different than Neckbeardia. I like to listen to these compilations while playing Minecraft, SpaceEngine or Grand Strats.

Don't diss long-form compilations.

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basically this

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inb4 that shitty wojak edit starts getting used

found the nigger

My sweet wife Chino loves me very much. And I love her very much! She is so cute!

>he thinks that shit works.............

>have decent headset mic
>slap it down on my table forgetting to switch it off
>turn off tv monitor because my mother gets weird about seeing any rude online stuff
>mother comes into my room with my chip supper, after she leaves i'm on the phone to a friend discussing a spotty penis possible STD problem
>finish the food and convo and turn the tv screen back on
>find out that i was vote kicked and get awkward message from dude i play online with saying they could all hear me
>live in fear that there's a youtube video or livestream somewhere with that entire conversation

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it was like 10 or 11 years ago on xbox live
>some kid who spoke exclusively through the kinect
>this means he had no headset
>all conversations went through the TV speakers
>the other day he fucked off for dinner without leaving the party
>we decide to start speaking some stupid garbage for his family to hear
>mostly just intentionally childish insults
>this goes on for like 5 minutes
>eventually we hear footsteps
>some adult man screams "FUCKING RETARDS"
>his xbox turns off
not sure if it's as funny in greentext form, but I still can't help laughing whenever I recall it

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>There is literally nothing wrong with listening to AskReddit Compilations

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>is sataniaposter
yep, checks itself out.

Why do I keep getting fucking recommended askreddit videos, literally every single one I've seen I go through the process of removing it from my recommendations and giving feedback that I dislike the video and the channel, yet they keep fucking popping up. I've NEVER watched one of these fucking things

the person with the possible STD wasn't necessarily me. It could have been the person on the phone confiding in me.

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fuck you

I don't understand why they keep on popping up no matter how many times I block the things. Youtube is fucking broken

>animes

>anime
learn grammar

They really do.
I almost want to sell-out and start making these videos on the threads I read here.
At least then all this time spent will be worth something.

Hey that's my wife!

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Your wife is my headpat slave, dude.

A while ago, during WoW cataclysm, we did a raid with the guild but were missing some people. So we invited randoms. One of them was apparently a professional musician and on occasions played semi improvised songs on his guitar and sang for us during the raid. Was pretty cool.

>A nigga you sound gay as fuck my nigga
>*Dude in the background* I get more pussy than you nigga
>Nigga you don't get no pussy
>I get that duck pussy
>Duck what!?
>Quack quack nigga
>*Negros gathered around computer screen laughing.gif*
Always mute your teammates in pubs.

Why don't we just share?

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I know the proper plural form but I hate them so why should I even bother

Extremely retarded post, as expected from a summer r*ddit tourist

>heavy breathing
>coughing
>phone rings
>hear the chatter of an average british family
why don't people just use push-to-talk, or just connect their mics when they have to talk?

>parents and siblings screaming at the top of their lungs, for the whole match
>player is just acting like nothing is happening
>they're always Hispanic

It has an app though. And I use both I used 4 chan first since 2011. It’s like yin and yang. Reddit is for dog and cat pics. 4 chan is for crazy mentalist shenanigans.

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Based

>GAYMERS, WhEn WaS A TiMe WhEn YoU HeArD (*insert greatly exaggerated instances of Mysognist/Racism/Sex/Gender issues*)

Yeah, how dare a guy that dislikes a pro-censorship, with extremely Politically Correct biases website with totalitarian leadership dislike it

Lol, in the 90s nobody would have guessed internet Facists like you would be Omega-Fag/Soï cucks that love being herded by sociopathic profiteers

The reason all of us hate reddit and rightfully so is because they are the cancer of the internet.
They are malicious tumor personified.
And on an instinctual level those of us who have been here for a long time can tell that. You can tell that reddit is everthing that is wrong with the internet and internet culture even cant put your finger on it.

It takes funny and edgy and unique and creative things and breaks them down and ruins it so normalfags can consume it. Reddit is where creativity comes to die, its the reverse midas-touch where everything it touches instantly becomes shit and boring.

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I have a plan to make one of these channels and run it for approximately one month and see how many views I rake in during that time. All I would have to do is look for threads on reddit that I could make a shitty thumbnail for and put it through a text to speech bot, can't be difficult

Have you or your friend had too much to think recently?

Nerds and geeks are two different things...

Reddit is a corporation, and all the people buying the service are told they’re being superior for wasting their time doing it.

They are pro-lefty, and love to spout pipe dream equality crap while being on a platform that only capitalism can provide.

This is it. This is the day. Yea Forums is officially dead. I think now is a good time to end the world.

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This. The entire site is pro-lefty. Apart from the boards that obviously lean to the right, almost every other board is filled with communist marxist whatevers. I've seen people on the anime board there, and any time someone posts something anti-marxist or anti-communist, it's always at the very bottom, downvoted to hell.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

just wait 10 years, it will all be over by then

You are missing the point so hard its not even funny. What you are complaning about isn't capitalism, its corporatism.
Corporatism at its worst. We already are set for a dystopian future and you are going to witness it during your lifetime.

Lefties and commies are the useful tools that have been recruited by selling them products as lifestyles and once the right has been completly removed from the public eye and gone to their own little hideouts that you can only reach through tor exit nodes, corporate-sauron is going to turn his eye on them and start banning and de-platforming them just like it happened to the right until there is nothing but apolitical sludge funny cat videos on the internet.

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For me, it's black tea.

kek

Oh nice, I learned a new word today
Had no idea there was a classified term for what I was describing beyond Capitalism

But also, don’t fool yourself into thinking your any different from those cucks at reddit. Nobody’s inherently special, especially people of a certain skin color.

barely understood this post tbdesu

plenty of people bants in Rising Storm Vitetnam, too

I couldn't have said it any better myself user.
I used reddit for a brief period in an attempt to become more "acquainted" with other online communities of my favorite games and every time I offered a contrary opinion saying stuff like "X doesn't need to be nerfed", I got flamed and my post buried.
Any actual discussion buried in favor of retards posting "le ebin memes" so they can get their 15 seconds of Fame. Fuck Reddit.

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Get a job, nigger

That sounds more like mold, fungus, and bacteria than cancer.

What about /tg/ you narrow-minded double nigger?

Based Newfag. Remember when Yea Forums doxxed some little kid for drowning puppies? Of course you don't.
Go back to whatever fucking corner of the internet you came from.

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It wasn't over an open mic but I had people leave my party in FFXIV for the following reason "Sorry, I don't have teeth"
I still have no clue why that was a problem.

>be me
>be 13 at time
>have decent upbringing, rarely use computer
>friend tells me about reddit
>go on there and see in front page a racist post about how white people are bad, and how America is Evil for basic border security
>?
>my 13 y.o. Mind cannot comprehend what I’m seeing
>ask a comment “why”
>get downvoted to oblivion, but still persist cuz mama didn’t raise no bitch
>get called a “white mysognist” (neither are true lol)
>keep explaining why it’s bad to say all people of a certain race are inherently awful, and how it makes no sense to not secure a countries land
>stop responding
>people start to PM me
>since they couldn’t shame me into quitting, they tried to guilt me in really bizzare ways
>had a guy go like “I’m a military vet and I lost a leg, and my moms an illegal citizen”
>some random bitch was like “I was raped and suicidal until my illegal bf came in my life”
>ok
>these whackos keep sending me PMs, so I contact reddit admins
>they close my account due to “bigotry on my end”

Lol, never again

raid night comes and i see the retard who needed every single thing that dropped in a dungeon i did with a low ilevel alt, and was a dick about it.
I'm the mt and a lot of my guildies are in the raid. i call him out in dc, he becomes really defensive, call him a retard and a faggot and he doesn't say shit back.
guildies start calling him a jew and start mocking his dps in every boss
next time i'm going to bully him even harder

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gets shittier by the year

lmao. fuck reddit

>call for medic and then shoot the medic when he comes to "help" you
Some badmin banned me for doing this.

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>hear husband and wife get into huge shouting match mid-raid
>eventually gets quiet
>hear slapping and meat connecting to meat
>we think they're beating the shit out of each other
>until she starts moaning and screaming "FUCK ME FUCK ME AAAAH"
>everyone is dead silent in teamspeak
>this goes on for about five minutes
>hear her ask in a seductive voice "oh, you want it?"
>few seconds later hear her taking a massive diarrhea shit on him while screaming
>TS simultaneously erupts into shouts and screams of "what the FUCK" and and equal amount of hysterical laughter
>husband and wife realize we could hear, her her shout "OH FUCK"
>they suddenly disconnect and log
>never hear from them again, characters transferred
I will never forget the indescribable loud fart/shit sound she made as her diarrhea blorphed out.

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This. Unless you hear actual beating noises, I doubt it's a dog dying.

youtu.be/nDLIlH9Oyvo

Nigger.

I heard a kid get in trouble in counterstrike because their mom walked in and saw hentai sprays all over the place

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youtube.com/watch?v=ji9hBl-Zyf0

>"I'm not like the other Plebbitors"
They need better hobbies, or at least go to the gym

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They’re attention seeking faggots. You can’t fix that without society explicitly saying being that way is wrong which is against the PC grain

>That being said the average poster quality on Yea Forums has plummeted over the past decade and is now on par with reddit.
I'd say we're like Plebbit from 2012. We're slowly choking, but I'm enjoying the chaos, dunking on tryhard trolls and irl losers alike

These things won’t stop being recommended to me, and it’s really getting on my nerves. No matter how many times I do the “not interested in these types of video,” it won’t fuck off. I watched one once and it’s literally just some guy ripping a thread off reddit, slapping a wojack for the thumbnail, and using text to speech. It’s terrible, but worst of all, it’s probably being boosted by YouTube’s algorithm due to its nature.

Same here. Even the scripts I tried that are supposed to suppress YT recommendations don't get rid of this garbage.
I end up just slapping every video in theatre mode when it's not something I want to fullscreen, just because recommended is always shit

No, everyone on here knows they’re just another chump. The only thing separating me from you is my superior taste in video games.

I need someone to make this thread and use it to educate people.
This is probably the best discussion that is off topic I have seen in years.

Okay those people who talk all cutesy and make videos where there’s text for the dog’s weird baby thoughts are unbearable, but anyone who doesn’t react to a dog being beat are 100% sociopaths. What kind of freak doesn’t give a shit when man’s best friend is getting their shit kicked in by some asshole on a power trip?

Scat fetishists need to be purged from this planet.

>treating dogs like gods
What the fuck are you talking about? The guy posted a story about a dog being beaten. Not wanting to kill puppies isn’t treating dogs like gods, you dumb fuck.

lmao what the fuck

I imagine they don't really associate themselves with the site as much as, say, us do. maybe redditors don't think of themselves as redditors, and merely use the site because is convenient somehow. If you think about it, the way the site conversations are structured are so centered in individual posts getting 6 gorrillion upboats and any reply to it that doesn't suck the reddit gold post's cock getting buried, than the idea of 'participating' becomes meanless.
I don't know, I really find hard to imagine how anyone could post regulary in a place with suck a fucking awful structure of comments. any time I have visited the place and I tried to follow a conversation I found it to be such a chore, it feels like it's just not made to actually interact with people
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Nice shitpost

Based redpill poster

Please don't lump chai in with those who horrendous things.

goddammit

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hahahahahahahahaha