Filename Thread, keep it vidya related

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Contempt of court is extremely real. It's why small cases are handled by a magistrate rather than a judge.

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Isn't that unconstitutional though?

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Dumbass was strait up taunting the man who decided his fate. He has no one to blame but himself

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u mad whyte boi?

Pretty sure there's another webm floating around which cuts it up to be even longer and disjointed.

Should it really be barter when he was daring for a challenge?

They are the most holier than thou cunts. God forbid you don't address them by "your honor"..

As is everyone else in America. I hope this explains it.

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If the judge made the bond that high right out of the gate, yes. But if the guy is being an ass in a court of law they can slap contempt charges on him and raise his penalty

What the actual fuck

「S T R E N G T H」

That makes me want to reinstall

Probably more like a bluff check that failed spectacularly

hah

Since he failed the check, then I'd say so

It's literally in the best interest of everyone. If anyone has any questions, a magistrate (some) will stop to explain, otherwise you are dealing with Judge Judy, who will kick someone out of court then set a hearing for contempt of court.

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>999 ping

I am conflicted.

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kek

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That's pretty good.

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The eighth amendment of the US Constituion offers protection against excessive bail and excessive fines, but depending on what homeboy did to get sent up, 14MUSD may not qualify as excessive when including the penalty for contempt of court (which can be quite hefty - the courts don't care for people who waste time).

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Wait, but he's 100% right. Is Marvel, dare I say it, based and redpilled?

Isn't this from Stardust Crusaders?

You missed the part where he lied to them and got them killed for his own goals later.

Henlo :3

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Kek

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youtu.be/qYYnQn4SfEo

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10% actually

>danganronpa.jpg

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Cask of Amontillado is good, remember reading it in high school

You can tell it is written by someone who disagrees with what he is saying when he misunderstands the fundamental responsibilities of the government.

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that one boat monkey episode? yea

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A guy even the Nazis thought needed to tone it down a couple notches is giving that speech. What do you think?

>JJ Abrams does a video game

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Fuck, nice one.

Nope, because they're the villains and ate inevitably defeated by "the good guys"

why are you conflicted my friend

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Lol

Not him, but while that guy is a worthless leech, he also hates Muslims.

more like
>Clicking on /y/

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>YOU ARE BIG SO YOU MUST HAVE BIG GUTS

What the actual fuck

What the actual fuck

>console puts out the two games worth playing on it
>pc shits all over it
Accurate

never be conflicted again my man always remember that he's a worthless leech first and a muzzie hater second

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>The fuck mind

>claims to have joined the BNP
Does his vote count as four too?

I really like the subtle expressions of the guy in the blue jacket as he crumbles internally.

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IS THIS

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>55st
Fucking Brits can't even into ordinal number suffixes.

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>Wait, but he's 100% right.
Because he's telling people exactly what they want to hear. He doesn't believe what he's saying. He doesn't even really care about what he says. But if you're desperate and he tells you that everyone else is ignoring you to help people who don't deserve it and only he can help you, then you'll follow him even when he doesn't deliver on his promises.
It's literally page 1 of "How to Become a Dictator." Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, fucking Richard Nixon all did the same damn thing.

>kage bushin no jutsu.gif

holy shit thats genius

Are you willing to buy people 65-inch TVs and pay for takeaway and delivery if they agree to hate Muslims? Otherwise, the guy should be made into ham sandwiches to feed the homeless.

I wanted to buy a console to play some local multiplayer games. I bought another PC instead because none of the DRM boxes has any games.

He probably swore and made offensive gestures in open court too. That is contempt of court charges right up your ass.

are you an idiot?

youtube.com/watch?v=Vz0BriND6pE
Gang Beasts has a racing game now?

I don't get it

>words words words

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Judges are a bunch of unwarranted self important petty niggers

Je suis monte!

Then maybe someone other than fucking Hitler should have helped those people.

>Oh no, we ignored their plight until they became so desperate they turned to the only person offering them anything. How could this have happened?

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>Dictator
You mean politician. I wouldn't shed a tear if all of Westminster died from Anthrax.

driver pinched his nose when he sneezed.

>You will be an integral part of our battle plan as the main force behind Operation: Human Shield!

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>filename
heh

I still haven't met anyone with the physical copy of that Konami's best cover though

I almost want that mug because of how much of a joke it is

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>saya no uta

Judges are usually Freemasons in the U.S, hence the "your illustrious master honorable kingship" bullshit.

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It actually deducts 4 votes.

don't tell me that's for school shooting

America is fucked, isn't it?

What is even happening here? Source?

It was carrying offal from a slaughterhouse or something, I think. Imagine how it must have looked to people driving down that road between the time the accident happened and the cops arriving.
>drunk fuck driving home down a dimly-lit road
>dozes off, snaps awake just in time to make it around the bend
>suddenly the road ahead is made of guts

No luck appealing that traffic ticket, then?

I laughed

of course it is silly? You never had lockdown drills at school?

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that's a repost I remember the original post being from Yea Forums around 2007-2008.

What in tiddy tapping fuck are you talking about?

nerve gas

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nice

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>falling for a joke
Euros are too easy
>inb4pretendingtoberetarded

But wouldn't a school shooter also know the rhyme and thus realise that you're hiding behind the desk

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Every western country is fucked my dude.

no, and I went to school in florida

okay so you aren't an idiot then, thats all i was asking

Tennessee man was never the same ever since Florida man died

>get a job that requires you to uphold law and justice
>actually falling for taunts and shitting all over the law and justice you've sworn to uphold

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Contempt of court is a thing in almost every country, including yours.

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Dunston Checks In

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>Nintendo puts spiders in their consoles
>Sony puts cockroaches in theirs
What does Microsoft put in Xboxes?

Your local Courthouse is filled with local lodge members
If you are NA

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You're not wrong. Though part of it comes from how they present themselves.
>Other politicians: We're going to have a slow increase in jobs and housing development over the next ten years that will help alleviate economic concerns...
>Wannabe Dictators: I will get you all bread and jobs tomorrow. All we have to do is remove these people who are conspiring against you!
If you're not sure when your next meal is coming, who are you going to vote for?

It's actually very fascinating stuff, and there are a lot of good books about it.

The fuck is up with Europe with roman candle battles?

I my school, it was generally thought that it's cheaper to foster an environment where the students don't want to shoot each other, than it would be to do drills on dealing with school shooters.
Probably all the bureaucracy involved in changing the curriculum. The administration didn't want to deal with that shit.

>jojo part 4 intro [dubbed]

>Dex fags vs str chads

>words words words words
Where is the joke, buckley?

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Not games.

They put scarabs in Xbones.

>tfw quicksaving yourself into oblivion

And seven for the dwarf lords under the mountain

If you all hide behind the desks then it lowers the odds of being shot.
youtu.be/kcpsnrxHdCc

movies

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GET DOWN

>smug little shit taunts an officer of the law in his own courtroom while on trial for some other offense
A judge is fucking God in a courtroom, to an extent. If your on trial for something your ass is already in hot water, throwing fuel onto the fire is just gonna get the judge pissed and he'll smack your ass back down

Most countries have laws that allow judges to levy additional punishments if the accused starts acting like a cunt in court, though.

a classic

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I like it, but I think the Historical Society might be more accurate to that sign.

When your goal is to take out as many targets as possible and you only have a 60 second window to do it in, you don't stop for locked doors or hiding people. You move right along. Every mass shooter has done that.

Try joining a lodge, it's not that hard if you're not a scumbag.

Same here, but I’m an old man so I was probably too old for it.

Kek
Bloodstained is bringing all these feelings back

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I wonder how many anons heads this is going to fly over.

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What an absolute lad.

That has nothing to do with how judges are addressed, though. That's just common respect for a person in authority

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FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS!

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They don't have guns.

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took a second but that's a lotta references in one go

Didn't people figure out how to get into these? I remember people circulating an image explaining it back in the day.

fucking

This gave me a good chuckle

fuck off faggot

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Brit here. I can't lay the blame on Europe's doorstep. Stone is our own peculiar fuckery.

America is such a weird place

Wan
Mirrion
Temerian Troops

Waaaauuu

It's Kage Bunshin no Jutsu retard

This is why I don't date white women, they are always fucking animals, be it dogs, horses, or niggers.

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Higher resolution webm please?

>I should be able to be a complete fucking asshole to literally anyone and everyone without repercussions

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>55st
Are British people retarded?

This isn't real right? I'm being bamboozled by some CGI I'm too shitty to spot ye?

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DON'T BULLY THE COCO!

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I didn't know that school shootings were video games with specific sets of rules.

Apparently the worm got gassed, and it's spasming to death.

why do white women fuck dogs

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did he die

That's why it's always nerds doing them.

>hitler helping people
I don't know how getting your country spit roasted by Stalin and America counts as helping.

Everywhere else calls that stupidity. It'd be respect-worthy if he was doing it to protest a worthy cause, but no - he murdered his wife and sperged out in court.

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There's literally nothing wrong with using animals for sex. Prove me wrong. protip: you can't

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based

There are way fatter people in America

-lden ring

Why is this for ants?

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So it's literally ok to punish people not based on their actions related to the case, but their manners.
kek

>reading comprehension of a 5 year old
yikes

didn't know that

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I'm more confused by the police officers

someone put BLACKED.COM in the corner

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Does this count as animal abuse?

This was literally made by a radical leftist to push gun control.

It's the equivalent of black parents pretending they have to teach kids "Hands up, Don't Shoot", intentional ridiculousness in order to shame America.

name it

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It's not that hard to avoid acting like a cunt in court. Most cases don't even last an hour. If you can't go that long without insulting/provoking the person in charge of your fate then you don't really deserve freedom tbqh.

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america has so many school-shootings that they actually developed a meta-strategy for school shootings

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>60 second window to do it in
Is that Robocop's response time or something?

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This is the only case of a worm spazzing out with that kind of intensity. It's way too "videogamey" to be real. There is no other material in existence of similar reactions. It must be fake.

Well that's kinda the point, my guy. The simple steps are:
>Tell people what they want to hear and that you are the only one who can help them
>They back you fully hoping for aid
>You take complete and total power and then abuse the fuck out of it

is this real?

It's only natural for the american leader to be representative of the american people

There's literally so many of them that they have reliable statistics to use.

the next page is him strapping up some guys in suicide bomber vests

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This webm was is the FRS Edge thread. I hope some one leaks that game out

ISOLATED

>rEliGiOn iZ a rAyCe
this is your brain on european newspeak

he goin

Sounds pretty okay, you get to hug a bunch of animals and make them feel better about being dead.

First I read it as "fifty fist" and thought that was too dumb for someone to publish, then I thought they meant "55th street" like maybe he lived there, then I realized yurop still uses stones to weigh people. Multi-level deciphering, man.

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Who is this guy and why has he killed millions of animals? Was he grinding in real life?

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(BAAAAASSS SLUT)
I'M A HARD BASS SLUT I LOVE THE SOUND IT MAKES ME WET DIRTY LITTLE FREQUENCIES I WANNA FEEL INSIDE OF ME
BIG FAT HARD KICKS BIG FAT HARD KICKS
(BAAAAASSSSS SLUUUUT)
OH MY GOD I WANT THAT SHIT

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I'm glad this ancient meme is still remembered.

Poltards should be executed on site by law

Is this one of those comics he made only after getting enough kikestarter money

What about freedom of speech, though?

No he's meant to be a badguy.
no retard, you're not smart for overanalyzing this, I've had to sit through decades of watching comics go to shit and reading the asshole who wrote this garbage (without paying because fucking giving this guy money) to know that YES HE THINKS THIS IS BAD. HE LITERALLY BELIEVES THAT THE THINGS THE REDSKULL IS SAYING IS RACIST TI DOESN'T GO DEEPER THAN THAT.

No matter how many times retards liek you think it's "wow so deep he's telling you what you want to hear" that that is ABSOLUTELY NOT THE CASE YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID HE BLIEVES THOSE THINGS ARE BAD. Thiss is the same guy who made Captain america literally a nazi serving hydra and had a mental breakdown because nobody liked his shitty story. And if it's not Nick Spencer than it's somebody else because all the writing "talent" at marvel is so fucking god awful they are interchangeable.

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Ree

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he really wanted to hear the codec calls

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Acting like a cunt in a courtroom is wasting people's time. So yes. Try not breaking the law in the first place and you'll never have to worry about that.

How the fuck did he kill so many animals?

thats a gator you fuck

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>Forgetting to eat before departing on hunt

somebody post the one where it's a deformed guy instead

>that fucking elephant

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I gave the game Solarix a negative review mostly because of the fact that loading saves causes the player to spawn before level collider geometry so the only way to play is to play all the way through in one sitting without fucking up. The developer personally responded to the review telling me to do that and that the game is okay except for that little issue.

If you and ten people all agree to order another person to kill someone, all 12 of you are responsible for their death. In the same way, a meat eater is responsible for the death of any animal they pay for the killing of.

>It's the equivalent of black parents pretending they have to teach kids "Hands up, Don't Shoot", intentional ridiculousness in order to shame America.
Mate, the fact you're on your 196th mass-shooting this year is ridiculous enough. You must have some insane cognitive dissonance to think that parents teaching their kids to be safe is some kind of radical-left anti-american propaganda. The NRA has you bent so far over the barrel it's unreal. They could tell you that Iceland has more gun crime than the US and you'd believe it.

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>if you run while it's raining you'll get wetter

>Well done, Commander.

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You're already arrested and on trial. Your everyday right to be a rotten cunt to people get's tossed out the window the second charges are slapped on you

>acting like a cunt
>wasting people's time
lel

So then why was he eating elephants and snakes?

The next page has him dressing those guys in suicide bomber vests and has them allah akbar for "the cause"
He's not in the right even if what he's saying sounds right.

man my killcount is high then

Ivory and snakeskin

Sorry Mr.Genius.

that one is fake, if you listen to the original, the guy speaking has the acting capacity as that guy from trolls 2

I don't recall being in the slaughterhouse signing the death warrant of the cow.

accurate

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Neither of those things are edible.

They literally explain in the same comic that he doesn't give a fuck and is just trying to recruit soldiers.
Go take a breather, champ.

>Elephant
The fuck kinda farm was he running?!

fuck miami and fuck jacksonville

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I don't get it.

In the courtroom yes. Do you complain when you get reprimanded for acting like a cunt at your workplace?

>get arrested
>you stop being a human being
not like this shit works

Shootings happen so often now that cops are usually on the scene within minutes, especially now that everyone and their mother have phones in their pockets

>the only case of a worm spazzing out with that kind of intensity
Do you know what spasms are?

You just know!

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How many of those are niggers shooting each other in Chicago and LA?

we were all thinking it.

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Dare I say, /ourguy/?

They are pretty simple. They have beefed up security on them a little but 90% of them don't utilize it because workers are too lazy to change passwords so it's almost always the default password. If you can pull a model number off the control box you can probably find the manual online pretty easy.

>keep it vidya

sauce

You paid the meat-processing company for the cow's meat, incentivizing them to to keep killing cows.
If you put out a bounty for someone's death - promising money to whoever killed that person - you would be responsible for their death, even though you didn't give a direct order to kill them and didn't do it yourself, because you knew what consequences your actions would have.

youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

everytime.

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He's right. I worked with the DA for a year. It was 50/50 whether or not your judge was going to be a cunt and 75/25 against you that the judge wouldn't even give a shit about you.

Once when court ended, I called out for the judge before they left and you could literally feel the collectively tightening of everyone's ass out of fear for what was about to happen and all I was trying to say was thanks.

Yes. That stands for "stone" because they've evidently never heard of pounds. Except they have only they think it's a measurement of currency and not weight. Honestly, and they wonder why Americans rebelled lmfao

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Shut the fuck up retard. Firstly, I 'm not American. Secondly, only a fucking moron is stupid enough to believe these transparent ploys by liberals to push pressure on government with cringey stunts like making nursery rhymes for school shootings.

Also don't fucking talk to me about statistics unless you're willing to address the underlying root cause of the violence AKA blacks, gangs and immigration.

Something that doesn't look like that on worms without altering the footage in one way or another. Specifically the speed and intensity of it. This is the only example recorded in this way.

I have to watch an active shooting preparation video every three months where I work (Walmart)
I am so sick of watching that fucking video
it's similar to this one, actually
youtube.com/watch?v=j0It68YxLQQ

only if you're a pussy

Except the product is already there before I paid for it.

You're a genuine dumbass.

For people that sperg out about it, the gag is that he must make peace with everything he killed, including flies (the fly swatter in the first panel isn't there for no reason)

Amazing.

man my heart sank

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Alternatively

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Ants

>Danger rarely comes with warning.
At least the tip is accurate.

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You are a loser who only gets their news from late night comedy programs.

exterior like fish eggs

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Stupid people vote stupidly, woah

To be honest, if had to hug everything that already seemed chill with me killing them to get into Heaven, that doesn't seem bad.

We have the freedom from the government arresting us for something we say or write, but it's not 100%. Cops will come for you if you say your're going to murder someone, for instance, and if you get a contempt of court charge, chances are the judge was giving you orders to shut the fuck up and you didn't.

Committing a crime instantly makes you an exile of society. The whole point of the justice system is to deny you freedoms as punishment for some transgression, and that includes the freedom to be a righteous prick to people just because you can

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>How her leg tenses up

Good stuff.

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But Hitler actually delivered. Germany was fucked until he came into power.

Fucking LOVE Dwarf Fortress autistic combat. Do any games even come close?

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Yeah. It would be such a let down. If she won, hopefully they gave her a cash option.

>gets 1 hit on the nigger
>nigger cohort walks into frame
lol

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>give in to pain
I've lost adventurer because of that way too many time, even the toughest character you can make somehow fall unconscious after getting his toe cut.

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What's it like, living in your own world? Must be nice

>racist
>criticizes terrorist attacks and Islam
I swear these people think everything is race.
The hamgalaxy of a man is terrible too.

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is pbf a preachy fag comic now or what

My dad's hometown was a fishing town and he often showed me worms that do this when I was growing up. Rule of thumb is: if they're squirming to death, they got salted and are being dehydrated from their skin. If they're having spasms like that, their lungs are killing them either through poison or sudden lack of air.

I'm going to guess anyone who hasn't played FF2

every single time!

Based and fatpilled

>youtube
dagobah.net/flash/Nitori_GETDOWN.swf

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You sound like an 8th grader. This dude has a sex offense involving a minor and he thinks he can talk smack in court.

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this legend killed a fuckin elephant

What does their skin colour have to do with it? A mass shooting is a mass shooting, they're not exclusive to any race, any age or any fans of a particular genre of music. This is your problem, you're so desperate to deflect any criticism of guns that you try to pin it on demographics you don't like to further fool yourself into believing your own agenda that said demographic is undesirable.

White people got gunned down by a white guy at a country music festival in the single deadliest mass shooting in America. Who are you going to blame that on?

As I said before, the NRA have you bent over and fucked so raw that you absolutely will not see sense in this issue and then you wonder why the rest of the world laughs at you.

You need to sort this shit out, this is not normal.

That sounds plausible and all but I won't take your word for it.

>something something attack on titan

>dagobah
>>/f/
Wait, they're dead too.

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What did he mean by this?

>look up school shooting stats
>9 in 2019
>if you're close enough to a school it's counted
>it's counted even you get hit with a pellet gun
>it's counted even no kids were targeted (disputes between teachers, etc)
Hmm, no bias or agenda here at all.

No, they're still pretty funny.

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Typical PS4 player right there.

>macing people calmly sitting on the the ground
That's just cruelty at that point, Christ

Niggers can only display bravery when they out number their opponents. The same is true of most thugs.

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>go behind desk
thats not what youre supposed to do at all you fucking retard holy shit

youre supposed to all go into the blind spot of the door. holy fuck teachers are stupid

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>55st -> 350 kg
jesus fucking christ how is it physically possible to be this fat?

>White people got gunned down by a white guy at a country music festival in the single deadliest mass shooting in America. Who are you going to blame that on?
The goverment

You had it until the NRA bit.

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That's the point of riot control, hit even the ones that don't do anything.
Making the guys seem like huge dicks apparently makes the opposition less willing to riot.

why did the dog do that

No wonder humans are the apex predators. We kill without even knowing.

If you violate the social contract no one cares about your rights. Do unto others what you want done to you and all that.

What the fuck? Even if they were facing bow and arrows they would have gotten wrecked using that strategy. Where did they even get that "theory"?

He was sick of living with spics.

Less riots just means more sabotage though.

Remembered that Silent Hills was never gonna happen

Show your work, user

If not for exclusives, consoles wouldn't exist and that would be a good thing.

the world's fattest guy was over 600kg

A lot of stuff die everyday in third world countries.

Is there any context to this or is this just something they do overseas?

yeah turns out if you just beat the shit out of everyone they stop whatever it was they were doing to avoid getting beat.

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Jacksonville here I agree, this place sucks.

>dagobah
>dead
just allow flash to open on the page and it will play

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What do you mean? The video's not reversed.

Yes, the extremely pro-gun government did it. They did it to show everyone how good guns are so people would go out and buy more guns. Makes perfect sense.

>It's the equivalent of black parents pretending they have to teach kids "Hands up, Don't Shoot", intentional ridiculousness in order to shame America.
Are you retarded, or have you never had an interaction with a police officer as a teen?

certainly underrated

>not maining 6 arms
it's like you dont want to hit someone like a machine gun

>tfw when you were expecting it to be her polishing a plate or something harmless

I agree. Let's start by removing niggers, who disproportionately commit the most mass shootings every weekend.

>pro-gun goverment
What the hell are you smoking and where can I get some

I'm not a nigger, so no.

And how, in any conceivable way, would the government profit from that?

the person probably threw a treat outside

The Pound is both a weight and a money.
1 Pound Sterling was originally the value of one pound (weight) of silver.
The Stone is a measurement of 14 pounds and was used to balance scales against bundles of wool for sale.

See also: Americans still using the equivalant work of one horse lifting a bale of hay to measure car engine power.

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>not journosongamedifficulty.jpg

retarded black people exist everywhere in the world, not just usa. The reason they don't mass shoot as much is because of gun control laws, that is undeniable.

>SWAT 4 civilian AI set to 2.0 arrest resistance

>An Elephant

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You didn't see the video of 5 minutes before. Fuck them.

>It's simple, really! If our chaps advance to quickly then they'll soon be nice, close, large targets for Jerry there. If they advance slowly, they'll stay at a far distance for longer, where they'll be harder to hit.

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>entire industries have sprung up around concepts as simple as "how much can a horse lift?"
Humans are fucking weird

You also put multiple desks together to setup an mg nest.

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and then he took liebensraum too far and they were even more fucked

BONE THE MEAT ON

holy fucking based

broke up with his bitch

>Try CKII for the first time
>Might as well do the tutorial since I have no clue what I'm doing
>tfw doing it a third time because what the fuck

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>conservakiddies get upset when people get banned from private events for saying naughty words
>conservakiddies then cheer when police attack non-violent protesters for saying naughty words

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>it's fake
You don't say?

It's easy to get an illegal gun. Its not so easy to go on a shooting spree when everyone else has a gun too. I'd rather have a gun to defend myself from niggers who decide to throw acid, firebombs, go on stabbing sprees, etc. rather than being like the UK where they can only sit with their thumb up their ass waiting for the cops to arrive while Jamal guts them. Feels good man.

Who puts their monitor directly beside them so they have to turn their head 90 degrees to play things? That seems incredibly uncomfortable

One of those people that went to africa to hunt exotic animals for shits and giggles.

[press X to give up]

>Attacking nonviolent people with chemical weapons is perfectly ok

Ok Assad.

>non-violent protesters

user a riot is not a protest

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No they don't, and they still believe this is evil you fucking mongoloid.

By drafting everyone he could into his military machine, which was the economic equivalent of burning your house down because it's cold outside

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That's because it is, Fritz.

>Beyond Good & Evil 2 romance scene

>every time someone posts that animation

I still can't tell if this is a sexual thing or not. I still can't tell if that whole fucking fetish is some sort of inside joke or not.

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Well that was an unexpected downer

>what is contempt of court
This shit is common all over the world, not just America. Although America often has the funny ones.

youtube.com/watch?v=WTWdP5DMdsM

in before le rick and morty but this is a real case and highlights the stupidity of some defendants.

yesss

And then Germany got fucking annihilated because of him.

This is some kinda vegan comic isnt it

I agree with what he's saying in theory but the next page he's arming suicide bombers

I hate all the lolishit but love the thicc dragonmilfs
I'm so conflicted

During his early days the Nazis actually ran soup kitchens for the poorest who got fucked over by hyperinflation.

God damn curve balls always blow my mind.

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God...

Someone name this

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Brits were (are) terrible at strategy. This was when the machine gun was put into use. Imagine walking into machine gun fire because it's "honorable."

Christ, just shoot us already.

What's it like to be aiding and abetting terrorism by helping terrorists dodge cops?

then, explain to me why the country with the most gun and easier access to guns also has the most murder and mass murder with gun, by a lot?

Seems like having a lot of guns isn't working out for you man.

Also, I don't know if you've ever tried to actually buy an illegal gun somewhere as a teen / young adult, in a country where you can't buy guns at all. It really isn't easy like you think it is. At least, most columbine shooter, etc, would probably be unable to get their hands on a gun.

Pound is a weight and a currency

Just like ounce is derived from a uncia, a Roman coin, my little retard-kun

Nice fucking vidya filenames

>non-violent protesters

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NOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do you have an actual retort, child?

not vidya but kek

because black women can't afford tripod cameras

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He's already retorted.

You're more likely to be killed by a cop than a terrorist, so it doesn't really matter.

>As I said before, the NRA have you bent over and fucked so raw that you absolutely will not see sense in this issue and then you wonder why the rest of the world laughs at you.
You and the rest of the world don't matter when you are constantly getting raped by migrants and cannot defend yourselves. You and the rest are even bigger jokes than America, fact.

hoes mad

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i would say Rimworld because it’s basically a copycat but with its own style

Like two pages after that one of the guys in the crowd is strapping on a suicide vest. You reall think any of those ALLAH AKBAR fuckers thought they were dying for a cause they believed to be evil?

>why does a country with 300+ million people with millions of guns have lots of shootings
I dunno user, rub a couple brain cells together and you'll figure it out. Your country is most likely smaller than Texas, to put things in perspective for you.

All the pro-gun 'Its someone else's fault' propaganda comes from American politicians who are either members of or funded by the NRA. Which then trickles down to the average idiot by being presented as a partisan Right vs Left issue because they know the political situation is so polarized that it's the easiest way to get people on their side - present the thing you don't want as being characteristic of the other political wing.

They do it with climate change all the time, claim it's a left-wing thing and anyone right of centre will believe in shit like 'clean coal' and that it's all some kind of crazy NWO conspiracy. That's just how it works in America because it's fertile ground for division, the rest of the world just isn't crazy enough to go that far. Even the most far-right people I know aren't climate change deniers, even they think America is stupid for that. Same reason they're so vehement on making shit like free healthcare or a livable minimum wage a 'socialism' thing. If the average American discovered that there are other highly functional capitalist countries out there with all of those things it would ruin what they have. That's why there's so much insane cognitive dissonance over there, as more people get exposed to the internet they realize that these things aren't black and white and people all over the world live in comfortable shades of grey and they either start questioning shit or go full retard and double down on their bullshit.

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Who fakes a wikipedia entry to make a shitty joke? I'm pretty sure there are unaltered battles that could be used just as well to fit the filename.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Muret

Jesus! How?

>Pc Exclusives

Fucking kek. Cool mobas and 8 billion early access indies bro

Keep deflecting, it's not going to stop literally hundreds of innocent people being shot every year. Much easier to believe that everywhere else is being flooded with

Oh yes, the scary starving brown people who are half dead from exhaustion will be the death of us. Do you listen to yourself when you talk or does it all just fade in and out?

Isn't that Elizabeth from Infinite?

What's going on here?

It is a sexual thing I know because it is my fetish, if only it was a joke

won't this give me autism?

>PUNCH NAZIS!
>UM WE'RE JUST NON-VIOLENT PROTESTERS! KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE!

I like having a gun to defend myself with. Apparently the right to self-defense is a foreign concept outside of the US, where they'd rather outsource their safety to the police who have a 5+ minute response time.

I like how every step he takes leaves a little spot of fire.

Have sex.

when do you think a person like this wakes up and realizes what a fat waste of life they are?

Take your politics back to

This is why I'm just holding down the fort while Trump is in power. To me this whole debacle is just the last desperate gasps of life from an ideology that should have died off like ten years ago

>all sides have hypocrites
HHHMMMMMMM! WHO WOULDA THUNK?!

Thats hot

Out of curiosity, where do you live?

Europe is still riddled with monarchy mentality. They're all cucks with no agency or concept of individual responsibility.

did that dude just fucking disintegrate?

>55st
Ah, the legendary eurocuck education

>words are violence
>umm we're not good at words, so we're just going to use crowbars on old people
Every time

Never. Why do think they ended up like that to begin with?

In the US, judges have a pretty wide berth to do just about whatever the fuck they want
Source: used to work in state government

They probably did a long time ago but instead of doing anything about it, they let it linger in their head until the it started shifting the blame on others.

youtube.com/watch?v=oCikD1xcv0o

>lockdown lockdown
>it's all done
>now it's time to have
>some fun!

holy shit this is some silent hill grade nightmare fuel

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You've missed his point. There are over 126 million people in Japan and yet they do not have 1/3rd or even 1/3000th of the number of mass shootings that America has.

It's guns. Easy access to guns are why you have mass shootings. Not population count, not geographic size of the country - guns. How is this a difficult concept to understand?

And then they ended up as a poor puppet state, again. only this time foreigners decided who ate and who starved. The small goods don't matter in the face of the sheer retardation that was the Nazi party.

I'm a goddamn leaf retard. My country is bigger than yours. Yes we have less people living here, but we also have a lower percentage of violent murder per capita, which that is all about.

he doesn't need to, that post was so profoundly stupid nothing else needs to be said.

lmao

holy kek

>people gather peacefully and protest
>call it a riot and tell them to fuck off
>they don't fuck off because they're just protesting
>charge them and beat many of them into a coma for using their rights

oh, I get it now
you're racist

Now look up their stats for mass stabbings instead. You're not very good at this.

Nips have more stabbings. Also they don't have a nigger problem (yet) so their crime is far lower in general

>lvl20000 dota2 2019 battlepass

>As I said before, the NRA have you bent over and fucked so raw that you absolutely will not see sense in this issue and then you wonder why the rest of the world laughs at you.
This reveals everything about your dumbass philosophy. You think "mockery" works on people. Also, like the story of King Canut, you believe it's possible to alter the way reality works based on laws.

Post-modernism is unscientific horseshit.

This is one of my favourites.

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Ain't that right? I have no idea how unarmed European children are protecting themselves during bi-monthly school shootings.

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It’s very clearly not sincere you aspire.

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>Funded by the NRA
The vast majority of fund that the NRA comes from small time donors not some mysterious gun manufacturer lobby. The NRA doesn't tell people what to thing, gun loving people fund the NRA to tell politicians what to think.
Source money.cnn.com/news/cnnmoney-investigates/nra-funding-donors/index.html

Man, did that guy participate in the Great Animal War or something?

>a leaf poster
Sorry I almost took you seriously lol.

Not with that attitude

He's not. Netflix is.

Dude, if the US went complete "free" healthcare, not only would you burden everyone with astronomical taxes for a less efficient system, but you'd basically halt most medical advancement because the US is one of the last bastions where medical science is still a profitable business.

I'd also like to have a nuke to defend myself against the state. Should everyone have access to nukes? It's constitutional, after all.

more people die each year from pool drownings in America than they do from guns you fucking mongoloid. You wanna hazard a guess how high violent crime with weapons is in your third world shithole? I'll give you a hint, higher than America's violence rate overall.
>half dead from exhaustion
they aren't ahkmed, they're completely fine and raping your women, soaking up your welfare, and burning your cities down.

If you feel so strongly for their cause, go serve them in one of their tent cities.

Toribash

Beautiful

cope

He jumped into a pool

I can't find any evidence that said battle happened

bet you couldn't even tell the difference from Sherry

The only lockdowns in school I ever had were for shit happening outside the school but in close proximity (some place getting robbed or the like) where the cops were looking for someone but only rarely and this was in florida.

imagine how your car would smell after getting that shit stuck int eh undercarriage

took me one minute in befor I read the filename and then I laughed

If only your children could protect themselves from state-sponsored migrant rape gangs instead such as what happened in Rotherham...Woah.

which movie? girl is fucking A

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1/3000th of 3000 cases is just one. And it's not hard to enforce gun control when your'e a literal fucking island you mongoloid.

>Americans

Dude, I really don't care about school shootings.
The right to self defense is way higher priority and if a few dick tugging brats have to be martyred, that's just how things have to be.

This has to be a joke

holy fuck that's amazing

>From 2005-2014, there were an average of 3,536 fatal unintentional drownings (non-boating related) annually in the United States
cdc.gov/homeandrecreationalsafety/water-safety/waterinjuries-factsheet.html

>Nearly 40,000 People Died From Guns in U.S. Last Year, Highest in 50 Years
nytimes.com/2018/12/18/us/gun-deaths.html

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>95% hit chance in VATS

10/10