My GF plays in the same group I GM. I shamelessly pander to her and fudge dice rolls in her favour. No regrets...

My GF plays in the same group I GM. I shamelessly pander to her and fudge dice rolls in her favour. No regrets. I don't even see how it's wrong, really. If the other guys in the group were hot and sucked my dick too, I'd do them favours as well.

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>GM
>Dice rolls

You're absolutely right, my apologies.

>letting a girl suck your dick
gay

REEEEE why won't Yea Forums let me delete this monument to my own retardation!

is that dejah thoris from the john carter of mars comics

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair

cheating dice rolls is a victimless crime

Yeah, if you think about it, girls like dick and there's nothing gayer than that.

Well since you are already here, Wanna talk about the Jews?

Can I just suck your dick, I don't need no favor-rolls.

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Ok. Tell me about the jews.

I'm ok with this.

List your preference from yes to no
>hand job
>titty job
>blow job
>vag

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>yes
>I wish
>yes
>yes

>a gf with no tits
gay

>vag = bj if she is good
>titty job if milkers
>hand job
>titty job if tiny
power gap
>bad bj
I have had a few terrible blow jobs and they are the worst. Downright humiliating for everyone. Great blow jobs, on the other hand, can be as good if not better than pussy.

How can you fuck up a blowjob?

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>too much teeth
>rough tongue
>not enough spit
>terrible technique
The list goes on. The worst I had this girl stuck her dry tongue out flat lengthwise on my dick and turned her head side to side without moving her tongue at all. It was awful. Imagine putting your dick perpendicular to your heavily calloused, outstretched palm and moving your hand back and forth like you were polishing a boot.
For me BJ's are an all or nothing thing. Any mediocre or below I get it over with asap and get to fucking. But some women suck dick like heroes and with them you never want it to end.

I've only had a handjob, it was terrible

Yes.

And still nobody will tell me about the jews.

I'd tell you to take it to but you seem like a colossal faggot, so maybe reddit might be more up your alley

they are bad. this is neither the time nor the place for details. you know where to go for the info you seek

Some bitches just have no idea what they're doing, user. Their heart isn't into it and it shows.
Find a bitch who actually loves sucking dick and you'll feel the power of a succubus. The feeling of your soul leaving your body through your jizz.
God damn there's nothing like an amazing blowjob.

That artist is definitely not a footfag

>vag
>blowjob
>paizuri
>hand job
I know your pain, user
>vag = bj if she is good
But you can't clutch tight to her and kiss her and bend her whole body to your desire and all the other gay shit like that