Astral Chain

my mom is cool and funny

hiromoot?

Make me

Why is you penis so small dude?

>REPEAT FOR INSECTS: Pre-order the game I'm supervising NOW!
Oh god, really? the game was looking so good without him.

You'd suck his little 3-incher anyway and you know it

>can’t even fucking jump
Hard pass. Taura being in charge was a red flag and that was the death knell. It will be a mess.

why do you need to jump

Why do you need to do anything stylish?

>cant jump

I will now buy your game.

men confirmed most coveted gender of the human race

You can do cool things without jumping.

Jumping is at the heart of more or less every well-regarded stylish action game ever made (the one exception maybe being God Hand).

The thing about jumping is that the ability to become airborne is a natural form of balance; you are inaccessible to threats, but this state of affairs is inherently temporary because you fall. Most games have ways of mitigating your rate of falling (suspending your gravity during combos that connect, enemy step, etc) if you have an enemy in the air with you. However, damaging an enemy moves it away from you.

So the entire combat system lives in there. You want to stay airborne, but can only do so by attacking an enemy continuously. Attacking an enemy naturally resists continuation, so you must make intelligent use of your moves to stay close.

Taking away this dimension from combat means instead contriving some other, less elegant way of making all your moves useful, or (more likely) just letting it not matter, thus reducing the entire game to a space-free mishmash of “dodge at the right time, shit out damage otherwise”.

What I’m saying is ALL of Astral Chain will be the worst parts of Bayonetta 2 (the floating boss fights) because of the lack of the vertical dimension in any significant capacity.

Where can I get a bf (bara friend)

who the fuck is bara? a gay actor?

chink term for beefy muscleman

It's a Japanese word that means "rose", was once used as a perjorative to refer to homosexual men. Westerners co-opted it to refer to gay porno manga starring hairy, muscular men (as opposed to the sleeker, more feminine men in "yaoi", though that is also a term only used by Westerners). It has since been further corrupted to refer to hairy, large men in general, I guess. Because fuck words actually meaning anything, let's just run them into the ground.