ITT: IRL bosses
ITT: IRL bosses
Your mum
Put down all pitbulls
Your drunktard father and grandpa fighting in front of you
Here, a grill boss.
>perfectly cut screens
That's a man
that fucking pregnant gril boy
AWWWWWW IT'S SMILING
>boss is defeated by ignoring it
she's the real life version of "the end"
that's not a boss, that's a stealth level
>pregnant
It's a norfman apprentice.
Looks like a fighting game character roster.
Would main the guy with big pecs.
F U C K
P I T B U L L S
that put a smile on my face
*boss music starts playing*
God pitmommies make me sick
76%
6%
Dumb nigger dog, the Tiger gave it every chance to walk away.
Fucking assholes just filming. Equally fucking stupid as the pitbulls. Jesus Christ.
why aren't you just posting about niggers?
I boggles my mind how a domesticated animal were more hostile than the wild one.
Why are they using these fisheye lenses? It makes everything looks like shit.
Fuck no that's the jump scare lung at the end
Look hes smiling!
It's already tasting it.Rip babby.
In awe
if you have called the cops you've fulfilled your obligation
why the fuck should you try to attack a pack of murder dogs just to defend a pitbull owner protecting another dog, it's not your problem
All pit bulls should be gassed along with their owners.
cats just went up a notch in my book
white guys on the other hand
Wild animals have actual survival instincts and will back off at any chance of taking damage unless they're starving or sick.
>both of them are unharmed enough to just look back at him shock
>start playing it up as soon as they realize what just happened so they can charge him with assault
this webm makes me very uneasy
aight thanks but also wish you'd drop dead
Why is it that the more dangerous something is, the harder people try to disprove the fact? To the point where they're willing to risk the lives of their infants just to try and make a point.
you can literally see the exact moment that they realize they can fake being injured
feels good
>dodo
dodo
>dodo
dodo
why are you retarded? dogs can be read pretty easily unlike cats. pitbulls can be docile just like any other breed, they're just extremely protective of their domain & owner. that dog in the webm shows literally no hints of imminent aggressive behaviour
because "no way my pitbull is a good boy he would never hurt anyone!!!"
while it's possible for one particular pitbull to be tame, it doesn't change the fact that pitbulls were bred specifically to kill and I can't comprehend why anybody would want a born killer around them
>they're just extremely protective of their domain & owner
This must be why they always kill their owners.
You're talking the one on the left.
IM NUCLEAAAAR
Why didn't the cops put the shitbulls down properly? One of those dogs was most definitely alive at the end.
get
Based catto
Thats a friendly portion seller
...
Asshole camera tilted to throw the granny off her balance.
i like that webm
Because it's hard to go for headshots when the thing you are shooting at is flailing around and trying to bite things.
Also it will bleed to death and that's just saving ammo.
They shoot to stop the attack not to kill the animal.
i thought this was from joke video before but then i saw the actual vid and realized someone legitimately is killed in it.
Not to mention they have to be pretty fucking careful not to hit the guy by mistake.
What is moot doing in the back
It's mostly woman. Just like how they think they can save dangerous men or criminals.
Niggers and white trash own them cause they're the equivalent of having 24 inch rims or lifted pick up truck
The autistic hatred of pitbulls reminds me of those baby monkey hating weird fucks on youtube.
>THE 500lb LOVE MACHINE
They were on their way to a skate competition.
baby monkey hating?
who and why
>yell at armed white trash while you have nothing
>over a fucking mattress
He was asking to get shot.
t. retard
Yeah, that's what I was getting at on why they wouldn't go for a killing blow.
why the long face?
>he doesnt know
just google "baby monkey hate"
I wasnt put on this planet to be some nigger's savior.
I ain't about to be collateral when the dogs decide I'm next. Fuck off.
these things look deformed
>that bottom comment
Pitbulls are actually dangerous and shit you can actually encounter in real life. My neighbors pitbull constantly tears apart my fence to get inside my backyard to trash shit and attack my dog.
Mister Metokur did a video on it so people think they're deep web smart when they bring it up.
youtube.com
It's just white boys that don't like to get what they deserve.
>ding dong
Bull of the Pit
Its assault no matter what. You can't just punch people while walking down the street.
She certainly ""rescued"" him from the foster system.
>yell
More like threaten them and charge them with a baseball bat.
Yeah whatever but to hate them so much to the point where you fantasize about them being murdered is real. The white trash/nigger owner thing is a valid point. They're "tough" dogs so they're widely owned by trash people.
this is no rekt thread, summerfag.
The first two minutes or so of that were genuinely disturbing to watch. Thank god the cops did the right thing for once and shot those pieces of shit. I felt a little relieved after that. Pants-down black guy deserves a medal for trying to save that poor doggie from those three fuckers.
Have either of you ever actually been punched? Or been in a fight? There's a reason most fights turn into stupid slap fests, unless that first initial blow is enough to really put you down it takes a second for your body to register just how badly you've been hurt by a solid punch. It starts out as the initial thump of the blow, then it starts hurting, the area starts rapidly swelling, god forbid you get hit hard enough that something beneath your ribcage gets bruised
why only baby monkeys
all monkeys are shit
>rednecks will be rednecks
Better with sound
Im sure theres a lot of porn of that dog.
christ
>not just puttin a trap so it dies next time it does it
You allow it to wreck your yard like a little scared cuck.
would be absolutely based to see a basedboys faggot cat ITT absolutely SMASHED AND SLAMMED by BPJ (big pitbull jaws) from chadbulls. cats are useless animals that cater exclusively to women and weak pathetic men.
>domesticated animal vs bloodthirsty feral beast
I wonder if people actually see this as what it is, or they just get off to a pitbull losing to a tiger.
get him boys
read the description.
the pitbull was the nigger's. the you can hear the toy dog's owner in the background.
Nah, you're the fucking idiot here. Unless you have a gun you can do jackshit, the dogs will just bumrush you and all you've achieved is switching places with the person being mauled.
Based elderly cat.
This.
Please tell me this is shopped. People can't be this retarded.
>mister /pol/dditor
What the fuck is that thing? That poor animal, can it even walk?
they are, but they definitely suffer less for it than SMASHED AND SLAMMED dogs if at all
t. nigger
How can people even consider getting these ugly ass mutts as pets? What's the appeal?
this dog breed would be a sniper class in a FPS
it's kind of morbid that the pits don't even realize they're doing something wrong. they're just gnawing away at the dog and are like "weird that my owner keeps pushing me away, lemme get back at it"
>bloodthirsty feral beast
it was trying to get away and only defended itself
the bloodthirsty niggerbull is the one that was attacking it for no reason
>t.nigger
Pitbulls are dogs that have no place in urban and modern worlds, they've proven to be a major threar to people and other dogs, they should all be sterilized if not straight out put down.
You can not argue this fact.
He looks kind
Yeah, why not get some majestic dog like some herding dog or a husky?
Something that looks like a friendly healthy wolf derived animal.
basedjacks won't save you nigger
just like bl*ck people
the same could be said of you
So whats the story with this guy? Retard or on something?
>mister redditor
How is someone calling someone a nigger a basedboy? Do you even fucking think before you regurgitate shit you see other people spew you tool?
Thought they were attacking the guy at first. Took a while to even notice the little black dog they mauled to death.
Are all these people wrong then? Or is it perhaps using cherry picked evidence of only negative press the real thing to argue here?
Almost nutted when they started shooting those godamn pit bulls
i can agree pitbulls are dangerous but i also have to say not all pitbulls my sister has a pitbull and he's a chill dog apart from when he tries to hump me that shit is annoying
cringe
Diabeetus.
It's a fucky subject. My family bred dogs for quite some time, semi-rural area so most of what we did was german shepards(sweet dogs, not very smart but they're easy to train), but christ dude. the kinda people who wanted pitbulls were always the most steriotypical trash, i think they initially got a bad rap and when interest amongst the average person waned in them, they just started breeding em meaner and meaner because the only people who wanted 'em were dipshit trailer trash.
>longboi
facts and logic huh
Terrific choice in dog my man we had a border collie named molly when i was a kid and it was an extremely protective dog around me
I have seen a few pics.
Cant you just gouge their eyes or use a pocket knife?
You stupid nigger, this isn't a #metoo situation, getting punched in the middle of a street for literally no reason is legitimately fucked up. It takes a moment to process something like that happening to you out of blue.
Why are shitbulls so retarded?
any other living being would have allready understood the danger hes in
Herd mentality, say the right buzzwords and you're "based" or "progressive".
this is a baby tiger too
lmao dogcels cant compete
the real problem is that certain people should not be allowed to have animals
WHY
THOSE PITBULLS
ARE NOT ON A LEASH
WHY
WOULD
YOU
EVER
GO AROUND
WITH
PITBULLS
WITHOUT
A
LEASH
america pls what the fuck are you doing
if i was the cop
i would shoot the pitbull owner as well
absolute cretin
Border collies aren't good dogs unless you have acres of land for them. If not, they can end up being very destructive.
That nigger is the owner just look at how they react to anyone that isn't him in that video
Sure would be fun to shoot that thing, hear it yelp in pain as the bullet tears through its throat, Yup. Then the lamentations from the faggot who jerks off his dog, realizing that he can no longer use his bleeding beast as a distraction to his poor shrivelled excuse for a penis anymore.
Then I'd force him to drink ALL the vials of his dead faggot dog's semen.
>CPS let that kid go unsupervised with her pitbull raising sister
Definitely at fault there.
Damn you can tell this is a real intellectual right here because he posted a Roman bust and has scathing insight on NPCs.
upvoted redditbro
The borzoi is the most aesthetic dog breed.
not ours we found our dog being abused by some construction workers so i told my dad about it and he saved her and we couldn't find an owner so we kept her
You sound upset
fucking makeup guys not even once
You sound gay.
>three dogs
>that many polices
What if someone breed a dozen of them and let it loose in a crowd? Thank God, muzzies hate dogs.
Could pitbulls be used for hunting? Surely their beast nature could be put for some use
Because pitbulls were specifically bred to be that way.
Super aggressive fighting dogs that get crazed and don't stop till they kill.
If licking her butthole is her only weakness then I’m down
pitbulls make me sad
they're just animals, it shouldn't be like this
if you're hunting babies and other dogs sure
That DA should be strung up.
Yeah, he's mad
It's inherently sad for people to breed such sick animals
They aren't "just animals"
They are PITbulls
They were intelligently designed by man to fight in a pit (arena)
They are literally mindless beasts created to KILL
Whatever you say homo.
i feel ya dude whenever i hear about an animal getting put down because they killed a human i always ask myself but why though
>Proof That Pit Bulls Are Big Babies
you are what you eat
That cat is a hero
Based as fuck cat. Unironcially so brave. Probably knew it was going to die, but helped anyway.
Would shoot to kill/10
So mad he's projecting his repressed homosexuality on others!
>Yea Forums meetup
He must have wanted the National Dex back.
>b-but muh babies
No, they are animals twisted from their natural way of being made to be aggressive monsters that is counter to it's own survival because people enjoyed seeing them fight bears and other much larger animals.
They are basically bred for bloodlust.
That doesn't really make sense.
>white woman with a nigger
>shitbulls
what a surprise
only the trashiest people would own these nigger animals
He's smiling like a human!
My friend has a Pitbull. First time I've ever met him and he did nothing but lick my face for 20 mintues and be excited to see another human being. I then proceeded to rub his belly and he started wagging his tail and licked my face some more.
Fuck what you guys say I think Pitbulls are awesome and sweet if you train them correctly.
It's time to stop lying yourself user, you were the fag all along.
Huh? Is this what it looks like when a retard baits?
Based. Fuck those creatures
>tfw lost my puppy to a shitbull attack because the dumb owner couldn't handle her dog
Watching someone else go through the exact same thing is just so fucking heartbreaking
Try the same when its hungry
while I hate shitbulls I hate those fuckers even more, my area used to be full of them and every single fucking encounter with a dog that went awry was with them
Not remotely comparable. Complete false equivalence.
>Make a bunch of accounts for Pokemon Go and other gacha shit
>Grind a bunch with multiple phones to try get rare shit
>Sell the accounts for hundreds of dollars to filthy gaijin
Sounds like a pretty smart plan to me
>Yea Forums meetup
I always wanted to host this on West Virginia. I have fortune and property to treat you guys.
>And stay off my lawn, stinking niggers
what did the cat mean by this?
except they arent natural at all,they were made by men to be disgusting attack machines,they can all go die and the world would be a better place
KingOfTheTeensies.jpg.
If just by selective breeding we can make something like that, imagine what we can do if genetic modification can be done without being restricted by gay shits like moral and ethics.
They're ugly as fuck and too big. Once something sets them off you have a very potential death.
Every country should have a law that either gives death penalty or life sentence if you have a dog that runs amok. If the owners doesn't give their 100%, they'll die along with the animal.
>boss is actually a swarm of tiny enemies that bite your shins until you fall over
I don't actually hate pit bulls - they only are what they are due to selective human breeding over many generations to meticulously choose for the maximum level of having snap psychotic breakdowns. The people who say their pits aren't aggressive are technically right - pits don't get angry, they have full-on schizo attacks. Mental illness is just as heritable in animals as in people - and the people who bred pit bulls into existence in the first place were monsters.
What I do find funny (again, "hate" is too far) is idiots getting pit bulls and going to ridiculous extents to try and "prove" they're not a donesticated animal bred to have total mental breakdowns in the same way hunting dogs are bred to retrieve ducks. Adopting a pitbull is like max darwin award material. I genuinely feel bad for their kids who mostly end up getting killed though.
That guy really got to you, huh?
Pitbull genocide when? Might as well put down their chav scum owners, because they're the only cunts who'll be upset about it.
Is that how you justify the entire genocide of native americans in two continents?
Now post the white man's pet dogs
>if you train them correctly.
>if you train them correctly.
>if you train them correctly.
DING DING DING We have a winner for the most sane answer while also being the less helpful !
I'll teach you a thing about society if you will : You CAN'T trust the common people to behave in an efficient, safe, and all around reasoned way.
This is why we have laws, police, judges etc.
It's nothing new, we only have writtent laws since around 4 millenias.
I'm not telling you to be pessimist, I'm telling you to be realist.
You can't expect those "pitmommys" (as in, single women with irrational affection to their pets) to train their pitbulls to not attack people. Also valid for most people, we tend to treat our pets way too nice nowadays.
put that dog in a cheerleader outfit, give it a few hickies under that collar.. do some kissing """practice"" if you know what i mean
at 3:32 those dogs whipped out some sick jams ngl
based anti-imperialist grandpa
>only defended itself
Tigers kill humans when they encounter them. Yet the thoughts you obssesed people get when watching a human getting mauled by a tiger are different than that video's reactions.
DESPITE BEING
What are you on about? Are you having a stroke?
Its both funny and sad that i know who the man in that gif is
Anyone that acts as if their pets are their children need to be checked.
Why is he limp slapping them? If you want an aggressive dog to stop, you have to be swiftly brutal, Pitbulls don't have a locking jaw, if you just rip an ear off or cram a finger into an eye, dislocate a limb, they don't wanna fuck around, Give it your non dominant arm, and use your dominant arm to fucking dismember it, and it will leave you alone.
Some farms use them to kill any intruding animal trying to kill chickens
Lmfao
>Tigers kill humans when they encounter them
Are you Indian, or are you just pulling it out of your ass? Determining human-tiger encounter is fucking impossible as rural pajeets barely have functional civilization.
>that face
you just know...
I don't know what it is but it sure looks smart with that chain.
>if you train them correctly
Yeah sure. Too bad most of the owners are fucking retards that won't do that.
so we should ban white people since they have killed more humans and cultures than any other race through history
Kek
Right on time
IT NOT DA DOG FAULT IT DA OWNER
Fucking clown.
Not only bred to kill but ugly as well.
My friend has a Blue Nose Pitbull like this one. It's not hulking and it's cute as fuck.
why boner
Jesus christ just genocide that fucking breed and be done with it
Reminder that mixed dogs are best. Inbreeding to create breeds only brings problems to the dog or in this case people.
Don't blame the dogs, blame the humans who made them that way, and stop selectively breeding abominations.
Just leave to a place with no white people, I'm sure no one will miss you.
the shit you retarded virgins post lmao
>named Baby
no wonder they go after it
White people were not selectively bred to be genetically superior, evolved this way.
White boys deserve what they are getting now and what's coming for them.
Pitbulls are a breed of dog that is literally designed to snap into attack and kill mode. If you get one you need to actively train the murder out of your dog.
You can't trust people to train their dogs to shit on their own lawn, you definitely can't trust them to train their rabid murder dogs out of their instincts.
Even worse that people deny them being murder dogs and expect to not get mauled.
Is the tiger bleeding on its neck?
>Baby tiger
Oh so THAT'S why the pitbull was so aggressive!
>bloodthirsty feral beast
Yeah, pit bulls are shit.
>Are you [namecalling]?
You people will resort to all kinds of mischievous tactics to avoid how tigers maul humans, and will react to this differently than domesticated animals getting mauled by feral beasts.
German Shepherds are shit too because just like pitbulls they were bred for violence, not the extent of pitbulls who were bred for nothing but violence but still shit none the less.
They are the third most deadly dog.
>boss
>Not squad leader
Come on,user.Not nice.
>Those dislikes from butthurt Pitmommies on his "How to wheelie" video
SMASHED
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>151 deaths by pitbulls
>In 8 years
>All over the US
The likelihood of this is abysmal
Then let anti-pitbull schizos leave pitbull countries.
harness, not bleeding.
I think that's his collar, the kind that goes around the next and first 2 legs
Now that you implied tigers are domesticated animals, the demonstration of your mischievous tactics are more evident.
neck*
harness
Calm down, pit mommy.
okay
so basically
i'm baby
is he a trannyfucker or what
niggers
>pitbulls kill her brother
>still defends her "babys"
I'm literally shizo and not as braindamaged as pitbull owners
Who the fuck talk like this?
How cheeky is that little dog? It's biting at the white one's paws
I like to call my kitty "my furbaby" from time to time.
Yeah
Someone with assburgers.
Shit. Well, at least he had the balls to tell the cop to shoot his own dogs.
They don't have a mechanically locking jaw, but that's not what people mean by that. They have a locking jaw in the sense that when they bite they don't let go. It is bred into their DNA that they lock up their jaw muscles and hold on as tight as they can no matter how much you beat them the fuck up.
If you're a person it's not impossible to get out, your arm will be a bit torn up, but if they get a hold of a smaller animal it's basically impossible to get them to let go without the thing getting killed and torn into pieces.
He knew they were gonna be put down the second they attacked that dog.
>ad hominem
I accept your concession.
>evolved
Did you mean easy mode? Because a temperament landmass with more domesticatable animals than other place is easy mode.
That's every dog owner though, but the majority of shit dog owners gravitate toward toy dog breeds (Yorkshire Terriers, Chihuahuas, etc).
You see the same dog mauling stories with larger breeds that idiots get, like Golden Retrievers (widely acknowledged as the most retarded dog breed).
The solution isn't "gas all pitbulls," it's to hold owners more responsible for what their dogs do and ensure that people aren't getting fuckhuge breeds of dog if they can't train them right.
Who won?
you can't. liberals are protecting them. they draw parallels between pitbulls and minorities.
who is the subhuman filming this?
WASP'D
based cat god
That makes sense. I have a burning hate for dogs because I have been attacked by dogs several times in my life. It always fills me with some kind of adrenaline fueled rage like I'm on PCP and I just tear them apart. The way they look at you with death in their eyes like I am not the apex predator. Like I am not the animal to be most feared.
The disrespect. I just can't help but murder an animal that attacks me, and the owner of that fucking beast better choose his words carefully when he finds me resting next to his dead animal.
i keep wondering why liberals are called liberals if they're so against freedom
151 people is a drop in the fucking bucket, especially over 8 years. Statistically compared to the population this is an acceptable loss, and pit haters are just bandwagoning faggots.
>tfw im a catfag that doesnt have this problem
Catbros ww@
Liberals aren't dog owners
>freedom to violate other peoples' freedom
>Dog dies thinking he was protecting his master.
>"lol, serves him right".
Spin it however you want, white people are just best.
>defending pitbulls
Don't tell me. Indians?
>Vicar Amelia joins the chat
I'm the person that posted that, and I also have two cats. They're legitimately much better animals, though the two I have are too flighty to walk around.
As someone whose family had always had dogs, it's surprising how easy it is with cats. You can't really fuck up and adopt one that'll rip your finger off and eat it.
bears can be nice too
>what made them do that i will never know
Dogs life under a hirarchie, their owner is the keeper of the territory, once owners leave they are the keepers. Thats what happened, not expecting a pitbull owner to have a clue about dogs.
>want to talk shit about aggressive races
>own a boxer myself
>it keeps biting when I try to establish rules it doesn't like
I know this is not a dog forum, but what should I do at this point? pin it to the floor until it chills out? smack its ass?
1. Virtue calling.
Most of them aren't willing to help people in need so they go for the seemingly oppressed and "misunderstood" animals.
2. Because the second people start paying attention to the fact that genetics shape behavior and behavior shapes culture, because animals DO have a rustic version of culture, people will start understanding certain uncomfortable truths about the world.
You can't honestly believe this, who do you think is defending these pitbulls, cat owners?
Come the fuck on.
Call an expert before you end up dead.
assert domination by penetration
Whatever autist.
Dog owners should be legally held accountable for any death and destruction their animals cause as if they did it themselves. That is part of the solution.
The rest of the solution is indeed "gas all pitbulls" though, at least for general domestic ownership. If you want a murderdog you should be required to provide a compelling reason why and to demonstrate that you know how to train a dog to not murder people as much.
In all seriousness, give it a shock collar
Yeah pit bulls really like to protect its masters from 0-12 year old kids.
You actually think pitbulls attack to defend?
LMAO, they were bred to be attackers/fighters/killers.
>it's to hold owners more responsible for what their dogs do and ensure that people aren't getting fuckhuge breeds of dog if they can't train them right.
Look at this >the Yuba Country DA declined to bring charges
Like what the fuck. You're supposed to be accountable for the damage done by your pets because they are your propriety. These people hide behind the "I don't know how my babies could do such a thing card". They just revel in their imagined mastery of such hard to train breeds and act in shock when its revealed they just used those pets to fill a hole in their lives.
And yeah you can make laws and everything you want to punish those people, but you'll NEVER get them to follow mandatory training classes, especially in a place like the US where they likely won't be payed be the welfare state.
I don't know how people do it to be honest.
A pet is not a baby to cudlle, it is primarily an animal, and people forget that.
Too bad they give brain parasites.
The thought of losing my dog due to another's incompetence is easily one of the most enraging things I can think of
Alpha af.
Roasties got what they deserved, that's what they get for leaving the kitchen
Bourgeois white "dogmommy" women, conservative to the bone.
>virtue signaling about how he totally doesn't virtue signal
>day 6: the morsels have still not realized I am not one of them
I hate untrained/unaccounted cats as much as I hate dogs of the same nature. Back at my old house, I had to spray my front garden with citrus rinds and methanol so this cat would not use it as a litter box.