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Ryder Young
Geralt with ONE sword? What heresy is this?
Bentley Johnson
>studded leather
This is the main character armor ffs, you can't cheap out on his looks
Ian Sanders
Being optimistic, it could be that they're following the lore of the book and Geralt only carries his steel sword on him while keeping his silver sword on his horse. But this is Netflix that we're talking about here, so I don't have any actual hopes of that being the case.
Levi Kelly
The other sword is carried by his horse. As in the books.
Colton Ross
Friendly reminder that swords are nearly impossible to draw from the back, especially big two-handers.
Justin Perry
he's like level 1, he needs more strength to equip ring mail
Lucas Hughes
>>studded leather
There is no such thing as "studded leather". The studs that appear on medieval leather armor are actually holding small plates of metal on the inside of the jacket in place, these coats are more accurately called "coats of plates" or were later called "brigandines".
Lucas Nelson
>studded leather
Wasn't actually a thing. I want to say it's brigandine but this is netflix we're talking about...
Eli James
Imagine if he upgraded his armour through the season, that would be kino. Obviously not going to happen though
Zachary Evans
Forget drawing it, imagine how retarded he'll look trying to put them back
Sebastian Clark
that's why you push the end of the scabbard with your other hand as you draw your sword
Luis Turner
The books are irrelevant trash.
Connor Barnes
What's the point of those shiny dots on the leather? It looks sissy
Asher Lee
>What now you piece of filth
>Roll credits
Anthony Russell
Also what is being used as reference.
Just ignore the show if you can't deal with this.
Liam Nelson
What, you don't bedazzle all your armor?
Cameron Foster
But then why CDRP stated that "carrying two swords" was a commonly well known description of Witchers?
Anthony Russell
See
Michael Lewis
Technically could be silver which would protec against a bunch of magic/monster shit, plus Geralt has canonically absolute garbage taste in clothes so that could be a cosmetic thing
Dominic Wright
The fuck are you talking about. your arm can only extend so far, and if the sword is longer than your arm it's not coming out of a scabbard easily if it's firmly mounted on your goddamn back.
Jaxon Walker
No one gives a shit about the books you autistic fuck. This show is being made because of Witcher 3
Andrew Garcia
>nooo why am i not getting more money from a company that made me popular
>hehe i know, i will sell the tv rights to the actual devil that will disregard what it's about, fuck fans and fuck hard work lmao
Brayden Robinson
OHH NETFLIX OHHH YEAAAAH BABY OH YEAAAH NETFLIX BABY
Christopher Baker
OOOOHHHH YEAAAAAAH NETFLIX BAAAABY!!!!!
Jacob Howard
That idiot meant pull, not push. Pull the scabbard away from the direction you're pulling the sword.
Brandon Lopez
YEAAAAH BABY NETFLIX I LOVE NETFLIX YEAH BABYYYY
James Miller
yeah jesus beat em the filthy kikes
>youtube.com
Bentley Thomas
It wasn't a common description. It was a convenience feature so they wouldn't have to call in their horse to fetch their weapon.
Jason Clark
Nice ass
Jonathan Reed
god i wish that were me. beating the living shit out of the fucking filthy shitkikes.
Connor Parker
This unironically.
They are only riding the success if the game. More people played the game that read the books. I've done both so I'm not touching this with a ten foot pole.
Christopher Thompson
>I'm not touching this with a ten foot pole
Yes you will. Don't lie
Carter Lopez
>fetching your weapon when you could be fetching pokemon creatures
ishygddt
Anthony Barnes
I watch 20 minutes of TV a week, not gonna happen. I never watched Netflix save the time I gave Disenchanted a go and my god it was complete ass.
Angel Fisher
What the fuck is this?
Camden Perez
jewry
Carter Russell
Fuck off Skal/Shad/SnapJelly/Metatron
Luke Cook
Jesus is literally a fictional Rabbi that didn't bathe.
Nicholas Cook
That guy is such a cuck.
>LMAO no thanks nerds, I'll take an upfront payment and leave you handle your little video game
>Oh shit it's super popular now, I would have made mad dosh with royalties instead, I really fucked myself
>Well then, should I make a new book or start a whole spinoff now that my IP is more popular than it ever was?
>Nope, just reprint the books with game visuals and find loopholes to sue CD Projekt!
And yeah the books are shit for the most part.
The first one was a really neat spin on european folktales, and the beginning of the serialization showed promise, but it devolved into a poor man's GoT at best and embarassing fanfic at its worst
>Geralt is ugly, has an irritating voice and behaves like a snarky teen in most social situations, but everything with a vagina wants to fuck him
>Kills everyone at the end to create drama and attempt to make things emotional like a teenager writing his first fanfic
>lol Ciri at Camelot, Ciri started the Plague and World War 2, Ciri in Space
It was a major achievement for the second and third games to turn that mess into a satisfying ending
Levi Bell
no retard paganlarper, the bible is only partly the "real bible" and if you read the bible you see it contradicts itself, when you exclude the bullshit which was written by kikes it doesnt contradict itself.
Jack Scott
B-but that IS the SILVER sword on his back..
Jaxon Brooks
>Nope, just reprint the books with game visuals and find loopholes to sue CD Projekt!
He didn't make money from this, right?