Korea time

the real enemy is MOBA and battle royale

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OUR PIG OUR PIG OUR PIG

>direct youtube link in the OP 10 minutes before it actually went up on the channel

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24/male/Saudi Arabia

meet me on iCCup

MONG

What's the bj in bj.afreecatv.com stand for?

>NO TASTELESS TONIGHT, IT'LL BE ARTOSIS AND TOOTHY MUMBLY SCOTTISH LASS CADENZIE CASTING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I want Rapid.

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this season's pregame is quite lame
sad!

>I want Rapid.

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Broadcasting Jockey I guess? Or blowjob, who knows.

THIS WAS WHY THE FUCKING BOARD WAS CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE FAGGOTS
THIS WAS WHY THE FUCKING BOARD WAS CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE FAGGOTS
THIS WAS WHY THE FUCKING BOARD WAS CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE FAGGOTS
THIS WAS WHY THE FUCKING BOARD WAS CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE FAGGOTS
THIS WAS WHY THE FUCKING BOARD WAS CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE FAGGOTS

Saved.

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Rapid is /ourguy/. The little caster that could! He's a little rusty around the edges, but he's getting better with time.

When is Flash playing?

>Larva tonight.

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based mong

Gatcha kicked them out

>Rapid and Nick hang out

Huh.

Two days ago, you can find the VODs on the AfreecaTV youtube channel

yesterday

LAAAARVAAAAA, I WANT MOAR LARAVAAAAAA!!!!

starcraft is unironically banned from /vg/ you leprous octonigger

>backseat moderation

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how does asians have such a big calves

Event threads aren't for /vg/, this isn't a daily thing

I missed Sunday's games, but for /ourpig/ Mong I shall not miss today's!
/ourpig/!
/ourpig/!
/ourpig/!
Rooting for Mong!

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People hang out with their coworkers user, especially in a foreign country where there's 10 white people max

>you can find the VODs on the AfreecaTV youtube channel

Blocked in my channel. Go to the official Afreeca site, or go to Flash's channel on yotuube.

Why do Mong and Larva, the larger gamers, not simply eat the other gamers?

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Post more Mong.

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this was a good bait

he's so offensive!!! what a pig >:0

>how does asians have such a big calves

Imagine being forced to be friends with Rapid.

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are mong and larva brothers?

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps

>2 threads a week demand a genera
absolute retard

S t a r g i r l looking classy.

I want to believe his real life persona is a lot less obnoxious then his caster persona
I really hope so.

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The next group stage starts around 21 July, Flash will be in one of the groups.

Gotchu.

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What's the thing we chant when that woman appears?

Rapid solo cast is ultimate kino esports.
But solo only.
Rapid + anyone else is rubbish casting.

It's his real personality. Rapid is an insecure possible homosexual nerd. He's the pasty insecure nerd type to the tee. That insecurity seeps into his casting where you can physically see his insecurity eminating from every pour.

will Pig Lord finally make it out of the first group stage this season, or will we see another downfall earthquake

Cadenzie was fine the one time I watched, just needed to not mumble

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Rapid solo cast is fucking awful
The only time he's tolerable is when he's casting with Wolf

Rapid Solo cast requires 134 IQ to comprehend. He's just operating on another level than the "friend simulator" of Tastosis.

>the other players, awkwardly perched on their stool
>mong sits powerfully in shorts to display dominance over the lesser creatures

Did Mong just say he needs a big plate?

>you need a big...plate

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Has broodwar expanded compared to other e-sports in the last 10 years?

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>mong has a girlfriend

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This is ASL8 "Expansion"!

God I hope Tasteless is still slaying that.

oh definitely, it's really spread and it's barely able to be contained

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Like melee it's the gift that keeps on giving

She doesn't have a Caster's voice. Too quiet and mumbly. She needs to talk clear and strong.

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Cadenzie's a zerg, right?

BW and 2 take actual skill though

*raises volume*

yeah, it'll be neat having a zerg perspective

What is the preferred pronouns of that thing? When is Tasteless back?

this fat fuck eats pussy everyday.

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What the fuck is this shit on tuesday for? What day is ASL now?

Is English not her native language? It feels like she has to think hard before speaking

She hasn't lived in Korea for a very long time. She does Overwatch e-sports now.

They were definitely fucking when they were in Korea together. They could have made a cute couple, and if Nick wasn't an immature man child they could have raised children together.

What are "ASL Points"?

can we get subtitles on this mumbler

>tfw no gf to cook delicious food everyday
Mong has a girlfriend but I don't, fuck.

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it's a female (female) and Tasteless will be back next Sunday

How does melee not take skill?

>why is a woman who is good at a video game shit at talking

she's scottish

she's scottish so no

Sunday/Tuesday is standard ASL time right?

Scottish and I think she may be trying to suppress her thick accent.

It's always been Sundays and Tuesdays, mate. What are you smoking? Don't confuse with KSL.

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Excellent shitpost but save it for a more speedy thread for maximum (You)s

IF YOU LOSE YOURSELF

>tfw no Scottish pro Brood War gf

FUCK WOMEN THEY DON'T BELONG HERE

>Larva makes youtube videos of him making food for his wife

That's the smart play user.

Holy fuck these start positions

These spawns are some Sc2 WoL day 1 maps kind of shit

I should be saying that to you my friend

It's confusing.

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>Melee
>Skill

ryan gosling screaming.

I want her to commentate with a fucking thick Scottish accent. Please don't suppress don't accent.

you can >imply till the cows come home and not be any more correct

This, and I want full Scottish slang. Basically, I want Trainspotting: Starcraft Edition.

>Nintenbabby party mode garbage takes skill
Anyone who thinks Melee is good hasn't played a real fighting game

A better analogy is Lost Temple

Always like to root for the underdog. Hope Noob wins.

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Sarcee beat flash twice recently. He's NOT better than Flash though, just a smart player. Flash is still the better at macro-micro control and strategy. His strategy was to cut Flash off by the knees before he could get going and pose a real threat. Kill that first expansion, block it for as long as possible gimped Flash significantly.

You could see near the end of the game, Sarcee was making big mistakes and throwing away units, but he was so far ahead it didn't matter.

reminds me more of python spawns

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That's a lot of cannons. Noob must be nervous.

>female commentators

That's always been the case for defeating Flash. You rarely ever see someone beat Flash lategame unless he managed to somehow do enough economic damage to Flash.

this is worse than rapid

Cadenzie is like the polar opposite of Rapid.
>female
>actually knows the game
>speaks very slowly
>quiet

calm down rapid

It's nice to have a zerg commentator

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I have played real fighting games, Melee isn't even a game I play but talking shit about something because muh nintendo and muh party game is retarded
I'm capable of appreciating the skill high-level Melee takes because I'm not a seething FGCuck

I'd rather be able to listen to Artosis and someone mumble than have my ears bleed from Rapid yelling

>High skill
>Melee
user you make me laugh

>name is Noob
>plays like a noob
Absolute poetry.

It's actually kind of weird to hear somebody who knows about starcraft cast with artosis, he kind of acts differently. I'm so used to tasteless asking "could he just run in there" and yelling at random events

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OI YOU POSH CUNT YOU MAKIN SUM FOOKIN CANNONS IN YOUR WEE BASE THERE YOU CHEEKY TART

This is pretty brutal.

DIRTY ZERG WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE MY PROBES ALONE?!?!?!

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>Almost looks like a Flash vs Larva game.

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OI M8 YOU HAV A ONLINE VOICE LOICENCE??

>that Shuttle
Mini just doubled over in sympathetic pain somewhere

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this is exacltly what I thought during KSL, if you could combine rapid's passion and clarity with cadenzie's knowledge you'd have a top tier commentator with both a penis and bagina

Man, I wish she would bust out some slang like that.
>Aye, Stargirl looking like a proper fookin slag, right Arty?

>Storms himself

Toss has done fucking nothing to Zerg all game, Larva has just done whatever he feels like completely unotuched
It's weird, you normally see packs of corsairs tearing apart packs of overlords and the Zerg winning anyway

>that fucking filename

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>I'm so used to tasteless asking "could he just run in there" and yelling at random events

Read between the lines, and I think Nick has not played much if any of the game for YEARS. How long has he said he has had "wrist problems"? Maybe 2-3 years. Was he even playing much BW before that?

i think he's just coasting on past knowledge.

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PR*T*SS

gg

WELCOME TO THE ASL, PROTOSS BITCH!

WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY IN ASL8, ZERGFRIENDS

Well he knows he's casting with someone who has more mu exp so he's going to prod her to provide the info

If Larva and Mong both advance then tonight is blessed.

Noob looks fucking SHOOK.

>"quick commercial break"
>it actually is quick
BASED ASL

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Honestly production just needs to get off their ass and raise her mic volume it's a simple fix.
You can't "fix" rapid's issues, quickly, anyways.

Artosis: "finally a TvT!!!"

What did he mean by this? Is the caster biased? :}

>filename

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>So many hydras

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As cool as that KSL ad was, I'm glad I don't have to hear it every 30 minutes anymore

It's weird listening to this caster. She clearly has the game knowledge but she doesn't have the charisma that Tasteless has, obviously you aren't going to be able to replace a decade of casting archon experience, but she's not actually bad like everyone else that Tasteless or Artosis cast with that aren't Tastostis.

Mini's pain is delicious

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"No!"

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>T-shirt
>Grey jacket

They literally had nothing in her size for a caster. This is what she brought from home.

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Cadenzie is literally a pro Zerg, she competes in KSL and ASL.

This. It's her second time casting (?) for fuck sake.

Not at all

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>anti-hype child's piano music plays

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I wouldn't expect any actual woman pro gamer of that level to be anything other than a total autist, so I'm surprised she can do commentary at all. She's a much better player than Tasteless, but Tasteless has been a commentator for over a decade.

Can we just remove Artosis from this world?

I feel like she already warmed up a bit throughout the first game.

>in pretty good shape wink wink

>Finally a TvT
SOMEONE IS GONNA POXY AND GG IN 5 MINUTES

I wouldn't mind warming her up.

>Korea time
>Fuck yeah!
>TvT
>...oh

>there's no good proxy location
*proxies*

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she's way, way more clear compared to KSL. Not sure if he's doing better or the production knows what they're doing but it's night and day

>Female fan draws Mong from her perspective fucking her

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>he can't appreciate the absolute ludo that is TvT
Plebeian

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If it somehow worked I'd love all three of them.
Artosis is the most well balanced.
Tasteless is funny and has great charisma.
Cad has the game knowledge and would probably bounce off Tasteless's charisma

Kissing overlords but with barracks instead.

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>girls with Mong sign
HE'S IN

if you don't love TvT you don't love brood war

>still no ZvZ ASL finals ever

>You just about wanna punch your young daughters in the face
What the fuck, Artosis?!

She's gonna take that home and schlick to it

Big brain Mong with the big brain repair plays.

>Mong is on a blue chair but red Terran
>Rush is on a red chair but blue Terran
this is bothering me endlessly

why are his arms so thin?

Is Rush a new player?

youtube.com/watch?v=mzItS5BmUNw

>He raped that worker line harder than Smixs uncle rapes her chink pussy every night
Jesus christ who let Sam Raimi commentate

No, they're a band.

Sexy Dropship micro.

Holy fuck, Mong with the sick dropship control.

>mong
>red ingame
>sitting on blue chair
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No, he's a talk show host

TvT is absolute kino. Get ready for the long war.

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>that goliath save

PIG HUNGRY FOR WRAITH

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is he fucking taking the top right base

he's korean tidus

Based Mong.

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well, we had so far one TvT and one PvP final only too, maybe this is the Zergs year
I seriously hope not

Mong, no...

Don't fucking throw it Mong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cmonnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

mmm SCBs.....

Goddammit, Pig Lord

Mong...

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SCV GENOCIDE

TOOOOOOOOOT

TOOT
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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DAMMIT
MONG
I BELIEVED IN YOU
GODDDD DAAAAMMMMNNN ITTTTTTTTTT

fucking hell mong you need to stock up on sausages before you play this game

>taking the bottom left
Lmao Mong's hunger truly is never satiated

gg

Oh well, he was going to lose to larva anyway. Hopefully he does better in the rematch.

GG mate, we got 2 more games ahead. Mong is still in this.

thanks guys I almost missed it.

That was brutal

He can still make it out lads, our Larva + Mong dream is not dead.

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FUCK WHAT DID I MISS

n00b n00bing it out
mong getting rushed

i maek muta

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larva gotta evolve soon!!!

Was mong using the select all army hotkey or something?

First game noob got stomped by Larva
Second game mong overextended and got his main dropped

You guys didn't post enough Mong. That's why he lost. Post more Mong.

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i haven't seen the gril yet? is she cute?

Redpill me on mong. Why is he our guy? Ive been out of the loop for half a year. Last I saw was KSL S2

Not a bad face, flat as a board, voice isn't particularly cute though. If they boosted her mic gain by like, 8 she'd be good.

its cuz hes fat. and koreans are funny when they are fat. Same reason people like patience in sc2

one time he was eating a sausage in between games

His gag is that he brings a new snack to munch on before his match

He eats a lot.

It's called gamer fuel, grandpa

g-guys, why do i hear a woman?

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because on good days he consumes his enemies

Tasteless has finally decided to transition to his true self, a Scottish lass.

>g-guys, why do i hear a woman?

Nick is gone, so Artosis brought his wife to fill in.

Why do Koreans love bowlcut so much?

*blinks onto an army and loses all his Stalkers for free*
>Exactly as planned

>Mong: "I am growing stronger"

she is better than artosis so it's okay

because his fans here are fat

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is it an actual biological female?

>voice isn't particularly cute though
Scottish accent on girls is pure sex though.

isn't artosis' wife a hambeast?

Yep, and she's an actual pro.

youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c

>being unintelligible is hot
nani

Yep her gender doesn't come with any brackets

wow im in love bros

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I jack off to Trainspotting weekly. I do need subtitles though.

How does a father of 3 manage to be this hip?

>isn't artosis' wife a hambeast?
S-She's cute

bit skinny and has britbong teeth, i think that might be why she's so shy

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SCOUTS!?

Noob will do it

I WANT CADENZIE TO CALL ME A STUPID YANK!
I WANT TO TAKE CADENZIE TO MCDONALDS!
I WANT TO TELL CADENZIE THAT SCOTTLAND ISN'T A REAL COUNTRY WHILE I CHOKE HER!
CADENZIE!

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WIGGLES

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MAKE TERRAN GREAT AGAIN

WIGGLE BOYS

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im in love user. i'm leaning in for every word. like laying my head down on silk.

those are some quick wiggles

BCs!

>you will never choke her and feel her squeeze down when you tell her scotland is just an english province.

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Based but also cringe.

if you get an infested CC you can research stim for defilers.

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C A T T L E B R U I S E R S

BATTLECRUISERS SPOTTED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Rush is pretty good.

Man I remember when people talked about BC as a possiblity because of recent experimentation with them. but now they are everywhere

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I am so fucking glad how ZvT started including battlecruisers into the matchup.

guys, you do know that Battlecruisers have been mainstream in TvZ for at least a few years now?

Yeah, but I never stop getting excited when I see them.

can you get yamato gun to counter ultras?

>Has vessels
>Scans

How do you beat Terran as Zerg?

pew
pew
pew
pew

God I love Firebats

sloppy game.
Rush floating a lot
larva throwing
is this usual? sc2 fag here.

NOO LARVABROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

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The dream of Larva and Mong is dead, bros.

Hope they play like Larva and they forget to build their 4th

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Kill the Science Vessels and Terran literally can't stop you

>kill vessels
>Get a 4th base
GG EZ

Rip Mong/Larva ending
Rush is breddy gud though

Fuck I love SC1 BCs
Also I feel like whenever Terran players manage to keep their science vessels alive they end up winning

gg

GG!!

The matchup swings back towards the Zerg's favor when you're saturated on 4 gas geysers, when you can more easily replace gas units lost to Irradiate, and when you can make more Scourge to kill Vessels. If the Terran has gone mech, you have to be more careful with major engagements but you can also abuse his slow response time (mech isn't the most mobile force in the world) to hit all of his expansions with mass Cracklings.
You can also take out Tank-heavy mech with a Queen switch.
Ultralisks with Armor are very scary for any Terran composition.
Generally speaking, Hive tech and 4 gasses is where it's at.

artosis is the most successful autistic person ever I think.

At least one of them should make it out.

>his smile and optimism: Restored

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>can kill literally everything with 1 ability

How is mong going to beat larva? Some all-in cheese or just hope larva messes up?

S t a r g i r l
LOOK AT THOSE SHOULDERS

keeping Vessels alive is prio numero uno for Terrans in TvZ.

buff zerg plox!

Why haven't they incorporated Yamato canon? Imagine them taking out spore colonies and sunkens with them?

>having cuts in her sleeves showing off those slutty shoulders
jesus christ.

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They should call her twig chan.

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Based Shoulderbros

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Rush fondles that mic like he fondles his huge dick

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OH MY GOD BASED GIRAFFE GOD

Wakarimas.

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because sunkens and spores aren't an issue to any Terran army at the moment you get BCs; it takes 3 sunken shots to take out a Marine with any armor upgrade at all, and they're constantly supervised by medics.
yamato is good for sniping stuff under Dark Swarm, but it's still a micro investment (however minor) and not a priority
Battlecruisers mostly exist to harass Drone lines and outlying expansions and to waste Scourge as without Carapace the suicide bats can't survive being one-shot by a +0 attack BC

What is Olleh TV?

Are most people seeing ASL on Olleh TV now?

>that ad
youtube.com/watch?v=jRn9BRo4Igw

I'm not that experienced with Starcraft but Zerg's units seem too expensive. Like if you need 4 bases to be able to beat Terran, scourge costs 75 gas, you need upgrades for Ultras to actually be scary, etc.

iirc afreeca is the online platform olleh owns, akin to how amazon owns twitch I guess

finally they got some better music

Man I hate Star Wars

Zerg is no doubt gas heavy but they also get one of the most powerful and economical options in the Zergling

they play starwars music in a starcraft tournament??? that's weird. The direction is nice, just next time not starwars please. Try carpenter brute or something like that

yeah but zerg is strong enough earlygame to get more bases. They need more bases than other factions, but they manage that by being able to contain other races.

or just terran 1 and 3.

why the fuck didnt they get some koreans to write more music in the style of terran.

I'm sorry Mong, yu gotta go down. Larva has too much hype to go out r24.

What band out there even comes close to emulating that music?

I think it's like korean netflix

>There you go. Are you happy?
C H E E K Y

>like if you need 4 bases to be able to beat Terran
well, this figure only accounts for macro games and not games where the Zerg simply beats Terran

also Zerg aren't too expensive at all; they are merely giving up the initiative for most of the game until they hit said 4 gases, but it's not like they're defenseless; Mutas, stop-Lurkers and good Mutaling or Lurkerling surrounds can let you regain some of the ground if not win the game outright (abusing a 2 hatch muta timing, for example).
you need to survive until 4 gas if you're dragging the match out to mid-late game, but Zerg expands very fast and has plenty of ways to create smoke and mirrors around his bases, particularly once Hive tech hits, with Dark Swarmed Lurkers and by simply delaying the bioball with proper Muta drive-bys.
from then on, the issue is reading your opponent properly, e.g. Dark Swarm Lurkers can hold down a choke point near indefinitely, but Terran can pop out a fast BC to annoy your attempts at making a 4th and delay you or they can try to send a Dropship to avoid having to run through the chokepoint at all
Zerg has to read all of that but they do have plenty of ways to counter, their weakness is mostly in that they can't take initiative and have to respond well.

If you wanted to give Zerg gas discounts then you just successfully doomed the Protoss, btw. TvZ is a hard matchup for Zerg for sure, but ZvP is historically the worst imba.

>name is noob
>be noob

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>well, this figure only accounts for macro games and not games where the Zerg simply beats Terran
in the early game*, with something like mutas or 3 hatch lings, although this will mostly happen in a cheesy ladder game and not in a match against hyperpros, though exceptions do happen.

I KNOW ITS PLASTIC LOVE

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>losing to a literal Noob
Mong, please...

GODDAMN MONG

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

gg

M OMEGALUL N G

F

The absolute fucking pigsty of Mong right now holy shit.

MONG

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>they have a bunker
>take it down

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why are they so sweaty, don't they have air conditioning?

>Mong beaten by a rush attack

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>name is mong
>be mong

Wait, Mong's going into the military after this? Is he going to be the mess hall officer?

POST >YFW NEITHER MONG NOR LARVA MAKE IT THROUGH THIS GROUP

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HD sprite graphics >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3Dshit

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What happens if he loses weight?

>mong

this is what you get for getting a girlfriend

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no AC can help against the heat generated of 500 apm.

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F

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That's true it would affect Protoss as well, I didn't consider that. Still, ZvT is a fucking slugfest every time.
>but ZvP is historically the worst imba
I mean sure but it took Protoss retards ages to figure out that Corsair is a good unit

i hear you're a big fan of the yugioh series john

Is that John the based Translator?

>dude wizard at 30 is not real just let a succubus suck your dick lol

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Just give me Flash v Dongmaster

Wrong thread?

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huh?

meant to reply to

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he means mong got a girlfriend

>noob doesn't even spam pre-game
Not gonna make it

These two ASL nights have gone by super fast. Barely 2 hours each.

I'm used to these 4 hour marathons from KSL.

beat me to it

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>orange zasz swarm
>hero unit teal protoss
canon match

next round is 2x bo1s and 3x bo3s so anywhere from 8-11 games, expect longer nights

someone plz share a pic..

of his wife

Artosis' wife? Sure, here you go.

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that thing looks very phallic

that's because it is, the whole park is filled with penises

A majestic creature.

she looks like a normal american woman in her 30s who's had a couple of kids. What were you expecting?

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i wish "RapidRegret" was casting.

KILL THAT NOOB

HMMMM DROBES

i was expecting her to be way fatter honestly
disappointing i know arty can go bigger.

PROBES STATUS: FUCKING ELIMINATED

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Yeah I also wish the casters had no idea how the game they're casting actually works.

gg

cant believe larva didn't throw
good shit

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what a drobe massacre

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At least Larva got through.

LAAARVAAAAA!!!

no you don't

>win by just having 4 mutas kills probes
WHOA

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Welp if anyone wants to play a game of sc:r join up!
US East, lobby=Yea Forums, password=rage

>snow
>zelot
>jaedong
>jaehoon

>soulkey
>ample
>action
>piano

What are your predictions for next week?

no user, I am at work

lol that was great

Jaedong lose because he's just been playing some other gay game all the time. Lost ALL his skill guaranteed. Disappointing his parents by not playing Starcraft 24/7

jaedong and snow
soulkey and ample

JD's wrists will explode and Action will bring his 250 IQ strats.

youtube.com/watch?v=zge72yA2tF8

fuck I don't know man
I only pretend to know what's going on after the fact and then shit on artosis wrong prediction

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>snow and zelot i guess
>soulkey and organ

Snow, Dong
SK, Action

Larva played like shit today but I hope he does better. With no mong we need players with personality

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The place will have to be evacuated when Jaedong's wrists catch fire and set the studio ablaze.

>Has 4 kids to his white wife
>Casts BW twice per week and streams his practice games every other day
>Artosis doing more for the white race than the entirety if /pol/ and more for vidya than the entirety of Yea Forums

whats the deal with his wrists?

>Piano changed his name to Organ
What did he mean by this? Has he evolved? I like this musical based naming style, though.

organ and ample are both good against zerg right?

>rapid casting tomorrow
REEEE

Whatever it's just sc2

yeah but he could have a fatter girl. bigger the better you know.

>whats the deal with his wrists?

All the players get wrist problems after 10+ years of playing. JD has wrsit problems, and it's implied he has some other health issues too.

Flash has scars all over his wrist from surgeries to fix them. That might actually be the secret to his power: he has never had to slow down.

>My ELO is so fookin high the rest o' my team will be weak lil cunts

Based alpha Cadenzie.

>cadenzie's MMR is so high they have to pair her with 3 shit players
based

in Broodwar its the zerg who get the exploding wrists

ow nevermind then.

Alright, see you guys next week.

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h-h-hey!

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What Rapid does outside of casting is a mystery. Casting is all he talks about on youtube and twitter. Surely he can't make enough to live on this?

Or does he live in the basement of the ASL studio and they feed him scraps?

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ssbmhax.blogspot.com

is it this bad?

Nighty night lads

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rapid can have SC2, I'd take cadenzie over him for BW. Tonight's cast was really good in a more informative kinda way, it was nice hearing a ZvT cast from both T and Z viewpoints. That was definitely the best game

Watching the women's league was just painful. The other girls versus eachother were somewhere between retard style (like a firebat/medic army) and okayish ladder stuff. And then versus cadenzie they were tarding around while she just executed perfectly and after containing them just 1A 2A 3A'd her guardians into their base.

maybe if we pool our money for that tasteless call we can ask him what rapid does

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>JD still in
I love him bros.

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he doesnt have any living costs. He just spends all evening picking up thirsty korean girls and sleeps in their bed. Then raids their kitchen in the morning before he leaves.

There's even an ESPN article about it.
espn.com/esports/story/_/id/20848130/starcraft-beginning-end-legend-jaedong
>For Jaedong, training has become an act of conscious self-destruction. The best doctors in the country have urged him to quit. They told him that no procedure could undo the damage done to his wrists.

See you next week, bro.

sleep snug smug

yeah, she knows what shes talking about but she mumbles a lot. so it is kinda hard to hear her, even if her volume is okay.

>espn.com/esports/story/_/id/20848130/starcraft-beginning-end-legend-jaedong
>2017
HUH?!?!?

Test

It's worse

>Rapid
>girls

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night cutie ;)

Is living in pc bangs a thing like how it is in japan?

G'night, cunt.

Can Cadenzie speak Korean?

>white guy in asia
infinite pussy

He just won't stop. He's ready to burn in the fire of his wrists.

Apparently if he gets 100 donators he'll do a Q and A, we could all chip in a buck each and block interrogate him about what he and rapid does for a living to actually find out.

Truly the chaddest of pros.

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she can communicate with other zerg players with the zerg screeching sounds.

dong forever

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>48 unique IPs
I think we have to chip in 2 bucks each, Ill toss in 4 so we get 100.

Yeah. The reason she is so good is that she receives coaching from some high tier zergs like Shine and MiSo

>flirting with Cadenzie by making overlord grunting noises
>wooing her with hydralisk hisses
>making love with ultralisk sounds
Sounds hot.

where is the one for excruciating wrist pain?

Rapid is 100% gay I assure you. He also is pictured quite often with cute Korean guys. My gaydar is pretty good and he seems super gay.

btw, Rapid was in the studio and you could probably see him on stream. He just posted to twitter some pics from the event.
twitter.com/RAPiDCasting/status/1146027599967035392

that's all of them

>hey jaedong, is there anybody in the bathroom?
>THE CAN IS OPEN

>Cadenzie's zerg noises and Scottish accent are almost indistinguishable from each other

personally i'd go for the defiler wiggle mating dance

>not courting her by dropping onto the ground and starting wiggling like a defiler.

dont fucking steal my joke

Well im sure murdering some korean's boyhole every night keeps him off the street as well

Exactly. SC fans rise up

>guy can't penetrate her until he researches burrow

I guarantee you it's not that interseting.

Nick has stated he marathons Games Done Quick. So just picture Nick in his underwear with some booze watching that for hours late into the night.

He's also mentioned he wakes up at like noon.

You can use these little glimpses to get a sense he's most likely a slacker. Probably just goes to bars occasionally on top of that.

Wigglemind

fuck you faggot I came up with her communicating with zerg noises in the first place.

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Didnt he hit S rank these days?

>python has a snek

mind:blown

This thread is why I come to Yea Forums. Thank you SCbros.

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hey guys zest vs. soo on crank tv rn
twitch.tv/crank

Pasty gay vampire.

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Nice Onyx in the middle.

>play in a tournament
>have the balls to say you can do commentary better
>become bros with artosis
>while he starts building up his life you just keep living the rockstar life
>eventually you realize a steady life wont happen to you magically
>start graying in your beard
>get fatter
>try to numb the pain drinking, sleeping late and watching starcraft
>only moment when you feel like youre 20 and on top of your game is when youre there with your bro casting SCBW

>when you burrow in her vespine gas line and shoot your lurker spines deep inside of her butt as she screams like a zergling

He did. He also qualified for a "major" foreigner-only tournament thats gonna be in Russia this october.

>he posts food on his twitter
yep hes gay

youtube.com/watch?v=W8wTIWjDQDY
This is from when she moved out to korea, it's the only video i could find with actual legit subtitles. It's kinda amusing seeing larva and britney making jokes she cannot fucking understand

>at one point she tries to explain a southpark joke through a translator and they don't know what the fuck she's talking about

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During one early game offtopic discussion of tastetosis they were talking about what the weird thing was on the middle of a map, and concluded it was a big S.

I was screaming at my screen the whole time.

The prize pool for that tournament is like 10k and he gets free flights, and it's not that far from korea to moscow. fuck yeah I'd do it if i was artosis.

Chance of homosexuality: 120%.

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Im not gay but id totally let rapid fuck me up the ass while giving terrible commentary

just two fresh clean bros having fresh clean fun [not gay]

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I think Nick never moved past his fratboy phase. I used to have a bunch of his old social media pics that were just hime shirtless drunk at parties with a beer in his hand. I bet he used to be a big stoner, but pot is much harder to find in Korea and more illegal, so he's switched entirely to booze.

He's the crossroads of the nerd life (sedentary) and frat life (hard drinking).

Normally you're supposed to move past these phases.

Rapid is a Catcher, not pitcher, trust me. I know his type.

>[not gay]

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I think Cadenzie has a husband.

>Nick suspiciousy not pictured

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I wonder how Rapid would feel about this.

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>first 10 seconds is larva shoving an entire slice into his throat
Goddamnit

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WHAT?!?!! Im crushed bros. im in love and now my heart explode like jaedong's wrists.

No, but she presumably gets fucked by pro players in exchange for starcraft lessons

i think he directed that film

Well he did play and win in the NA qualifier, which automatically assumes he intends participate. I dont think he dropped a single map either.

The player level is gonna be pretty decent it seems. Not on the level of top koreans, but somewhere around "these guys can take maps off low-tier ASL participants like Noob or IAmMang".

For me? It's Rapid.

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for me it's rapidregret
the worst of everything becomes the best for laughter

Missed most of Korea Time, what did Mong eat this time?

semen

Dirt

>plays protoss
>named noob
checks out

>order fast food
>stock up cold drinks
>get all the snacks
>turn off phone
>sit down for a good korea time
>wamen commentary

FUCK this gay earth, I'm mad as hell about this diversity hire and cant even protest it or they will doubtle down on it and hire cunts fulltime

>Trap
>smirking
Obviously gay

No bully.

Anyone up for playing some Starcraft?

Getting fucked by jaedong is an honor. so her getting banged by him while also being taught SC by the master is a dream come true

well if someone lets their bunker get murdered its not hard to take a game off them.

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Sorry, I only play Dota 2 now.

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>I maek dragoon, I maek reaver tier
protoss
>Yes I do play slow chess, how could you tell
terran
>im on fire and the only cure is pouring on more fuel tier
zerg

all she wants from eonzerg is his hot lurker strats, she's gonna ditch him as soon as she gets higher than him on the ladder

it's actually like this
>I graduated into ladder play from BGH and Fastest
protoss
>I play BW once a week and rage while complaining about how hard and intellectual my race is
terran
>I can't be bothered to optimize my hotkeys so I might as well play the race that lets you mouse-drag and A-move the minimap
zerg

Actually accurate.

>hurg zellot
protoss
>hurg volcher
terran
>hurg mooterlisk
zerg

>Stuck at work during Korea Time
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Still there user?

>some machievallian tactics of fucking her way to the top
hot.

>mousedragging the most populous race
those zerglings aint carriers bro

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>not being a NEET
>not emulating tasteless

That would make an awesome Yea Forums banner. Thanks for re-posting that.

Shit, if I could remember the match, I could probably take a 1080p screenshot.

I remember the game, but not who was in it. It was around S3 or 4 i think. I'm pretty sure it was during the closing moments.

Use Streamlink and set mpc-hc as the target in the config file. Though I would really recommend mpv over it.

>play the race that lets you mouse-drag and A-move the minimap in a game that does NOT let you mouse-drag and A-move the minimap

Can't wait to see how she expands her career.

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>actually uses the name noob
finally an honest protoss

jesus her face. Thats the problem with asians. as soon as they get fat their lack of facial features turns their face to a blob.

>tfw tasteless secretly told us her boobs are just that amazing even with unleashed when he looked at them and then mouthed "wow" at the camera

dishonest he doesnt use the tested and true "pick a name from the dictionary" method. My favorite is alone.

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any photos of the girl commenting with artosis? is she hot??

you never played zerg in late game bw, my dude
the only way you can manage a zerg 200/200 is by rallying all of your hatcheries to a single spot, saving a screenshot of your army (with the F-keys) and pressing A-move on either the portion of the minimap you want to attack, or better, by saving an F-key screenshot of where you want to attack and mouse-dragging as fast as you can while A-moving
your hotkeys can only manage a few control gorups and/or some spellcasters, and you still have to save some for your bases and macro hatch clusters
hence why you can go surprisingly high in rank with a messy hotkey setup as zerg
and yes, you can A-move on any portion of the minimap and the army will go there

She's in this video She's fairly cute for being an actual pro Starcraft player, plus she's Scottish.

holy shit, looks like i have a new waifu

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