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Envisage the effluvium

A girl has never accepted my invitations so i sincerely doubt one would ever approach me.

I've been approached 4 times in my life
I never figured out they were flirting until years later

At least Im a girl now, so gfs should be easier, so long suckers

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This

No way fag

let's go out cutie

Oh no no no.

This.
>just try bro its a numbers game
Then why have i tried a lot more than my peers and still fail

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I am sorry, but my heart already belongs to another beautiful redhead.

Post your tummy

>At least Im a girl now

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>tfw you will never experience this in your mortal life

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>younger brother of five years has more game than I do which is exactly zero
>right now he has a gf but is hanging out more with my older sister's friend (four years older than him)
I'm unironically amazed on how he does it when I raised that cheeky fucker.

Sorry, but I only drink water.

hs

When people say that they think you'll be coming from a confident and comfortable place when you approach a chick. Which isn't going to sound like a request or a question,it's going to sound natural. You gotta bullshit your way into small talk and then drop the "Hey lets go do (Enter subject here)" or "I gotta go give me your number/lets meet here later"

t. master pussy slayer

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>he took the trannypill and thinks he's attractive now
holy kek

GOD

what

>atleast im a girl now
literally dilate tranny

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>at the mall one day, walking to the book store
>random girl runs up to me
>"Hey, could you hold something for me?"
>"Oh, uh... Sure?"
>hold my hand out
>she grabs my hand and interlocks her fingers with mine for a good 10 seconds before letting go
>says thanks and runs off
wtf was that

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Chad here, feeling generous so I'll give out some pussy advice, just ask away

Probably a dare from her friends

don't ask for advice. figure it out on your own. the adventure is a reward itself

>I've been approached 4 times in my life
>At least Im a girl now
Holy shit, you had better odds than most the people on this board and you completely squandered it for nothing. FOR NOTHING.

>be at mall one day
>cute black girl yells that she like my shirt
>autism kicks in and I walk faster towards the escalator

WHY AM I LIKE THIS!? WHY GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DESIRE ROMANCE BUT ALSO MAKE ME TERRIFIED OF PURSUING IT! HAVE I DISPLEASED YOU IN SOME WAY? WHATEVER I DID I AM SORRY! HAVE I NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH, HAVE I NOT ATONED FOR MY SINS?

>This entire post
Yikes and kyspilled

>game

>wanting to engage in romantic relations with a shegroid
i know you faggots are desperate but have some self-respect

he cute

Y-you too

you can't hide by deleting the post

too bad this artist is a scummy piece of shit

>not wanting a cute chocolate gf
Why even live?

Not yet, but I'm working on it.

no way fag

unrealistic. women do NOT approach men for a date.

context?

Quick before the thread gets deleted, what do I do if I have clammy hands?

no way fag

HeadShot
He wants to 1v1 you aim_awp

buy grip trainers and dumbbells. work on making your hands as rough and callused as possible

Severe them

Doesn't deliver on Patreon, doesn't deliver on commissions, disappears until he needs money. Ignores and hides from any criticism either about his art or his work ethic.

>oh woe is me for the opposite sex hitting on me but I was too naive to realize it despite it happening it MANY MANY TIMES
How about you save the pity-fishing for people who have never once had that happen in their lives? I am so goddamn sick of people doing this. Either you show off or be pitiful like what the fuck is this “I’m such a loser but I had so many girls come to me” shit?

I'll try this, thanks.
Maybe one day I'll be able to hold hands with someone with them not being disgusted or wiping it away.

If you don't say yes you're gay.

You can probably buy some product for that, ask the pharmacist.

What if you already have a gf

Just because you put on a skirt and throw a mop on your head, it doesn’t make you a girl.

Only legitimate plebians are incapable of separation of artists from their work.

That's gay bro.

yeah i'd poor the coffee right down her pussy

Hope she means 'hot coffee'.

why does the playstation wojak have such puffy pussy lips? Is he a cunt boy?

Have two. We could do with more white childeren.

Xhe's talking about HearthStone

Actually, it's cold coffee

>pull up to regular coffee shop on Saturday dressed up for the Renaissance Festival
>chat with a friendly blonde chick I see there a lot about it
>"I loved those when I was a kid! How long is it going on?"
>dunno, but at least through Sunday
>"Man it'd be so cool to go, but I don't know anyone else who likes it."
>cool good luck with that they're pretty fun
>buy coffee, drive off

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actually she means the cup was fucking empty the WHOLE TIME

They're balls
You should know, your gf has a pair.

Very rarely but it happens. You need to be at least 8/10 and not reek of autism for that to apply.

Disclaimer: usually only attracts spoiled princesses.

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what if i'm an 8/10 but also a shut-in? how hard would i have to try to have this happen to me

rarely in public, but people barely do that shit in public anymore in general
if you're in a specific location like a bar then the chances of it happening skyrocket though

very hard considering you don't even go outside to socialize

>an 8/10
>but also a shut-in
pick 1 and only one

basically unless you're socializing through games/media while staying shut in like you're planning to see people are a convention or something, nobody will ever bother you

You're your own difficulty level in this situation. The only thing stopping you fromt hat working out it you.

You should always answer yes to any invitation you have time to go and that isn't life threatening. Doubly so if it's a cute person

This. Im so tired of delussional incels saying they are 7/10+..wish they'd just post their faces so they could become the new stanleys of the world

i guess a better question is where do you even go out to? i don't have to leave the house other than to work.

try looking into local hobby groups
e.g. there's probably a gaming group near you

Glass her.

well 70% of playstation owners are members of the lgbt community so...

No but we can walk in the park and eat ice cream

>cute chocolate gf
They sure don't smell like chocolate lol

I want a girlfriend so bad. Just one date would be amazing.

Okay, if you are really a chad with the social skills and everything, I have an idea. how about you feed me cues remotely through an earpiece?

I dont know how anybody is surprised
Its like you guys dont know the author, who is heavily influencing the game

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BASED and Stevepilled

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