Corgi beating Pigs in Steam still

Alright I just joined team corgi. What's the fastest way to get $5 discount?

They wont
they've given up

>letting people choose the team they want
vs
>randomly assigning teams basically leaving it to luck and which team has most whales
Both kinds of massive events like these are shit but I'd still rather go with first option.

>you are retarded, no shit that everyone would join the one that already was winning
>you are retarded
yeah right, picking highly overpopulated team will simply guarantee you winning one of 300 free games, who's retarded here?

Your team is irrelevant to score

Just do whatever stupid grinding shit it says on the page retard

That's not how it works, so you're still the retard

how the fuck does the points/tokens thing even work?

idle terraria for 30 minutes, get 18k points but only actually get 600 tokens.....wtf?

atleast my turtles won 1 race

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The max points you can use and convert into tokens is determined by how much you've spent on steam recently or during this sale. It only increases by 100 each day or when you spend more money.

>That's not how it works
that's how maths works user, you have literally 0% chance of winning anything in team reddit

Everyone got 0% in any team, the rewards are only for the ones that spent mad dosh in the race of the day to help their team

so the whole event is fucking stupid as fuck unless you spend hundreds of dollaru's

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Is this game valve's way of mocking our intelligence?

Yeah basically. You can't even get the shitty $5 discount unless you already pumped like $100 in.

The only time Corgi lost was when they inverted the stats

How long until Reddit tries to rig it so every team wins?

Are you 12 or retarded? Steam is a store and Valve has full-time economists and psychologists on their payroll precisely to design sales like these. The aim is to make money, you fucking idiot, and this is how you do it when you're discounting a lot of your stock. Fun fact: if the 70/30 split was ever disputed against Valve's favour, you'd notice smaller discounts on most games during these sales.

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Valve fixed it by fucking us Cockatiels instead

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whatever you had typed was made irrelevant based on your picture, just so you know

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So how many copies of Cyberpunk2077 do you guys think Valve has pre-ordered during the sale thus far?

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They're literally cheating.
There's an exploit in Starbound.

You get 10pt for each soda drunk.
There's a mod that makes the soda recipe 1 dirt = 500 soda
You can literally just chug 500 soda in 5 minutes with an auto-clicker.

There's your 5000 points.

did this too and also got pig, makes me more mad at myself that i did it even when i was a part of tortoise

That's available for any team, user. Not like it matters, the max boost you get depends on how much money you spend on Steam.

when will you all learn, history will repeat itself

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>wah wah wah wah wah steam event sucks
Just delete steam then

Y..yeah tell them

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Ah yes good times indeed,

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I want a Tamers-like gif of Tim Sweeny wiping his forehead.

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i like how corgi niggers made this event completely no fun allowed. jesus christ.

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the overt shekelgrubbing mechanics made it no fun more than the zerg team

>hare is actually doing well now
Starting to regret teamswitching from hare to tortoise.

how the fuck do i get the 5 € coupon without spending money? i need it to buy guild wars

Statistically each team would have a similar number of whales.

>the event is designed to make money

wow no shit

not making much money when everyone stops giving a shit cause of reddit morons

>almost at 69 steam level
Nice

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This event is shit.
Like two days ago at least everyone was neck and neck. Now corgis run rampant. Absolutely retarded.

>They don't know about the choco-peanut alliance

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That was because 2 days ago the event was completley rigged against corgis. Now Steam's just letting them run wild.

volvo gave up because they dont want to make r*ddit mad which has beennothing but corgi memes for over a week

Tyler Mcnigger posted a video about the "exploit"
I swear to God, the retardness is unbelievable
What's to exploit when you just have to redeem achievements from your account no matter when they were unlocked?! There's a cap, you fuck, and you don't have it because you bought the VR headset, spending 1k on the platform during 2019

Unless you care about showcases, levels are useless.

>cockatiel never winning

WHY they're much better than ugly pig and stupid hare. Cockatiel should be more popular

damn what'd you guys do to piss gabe off?

whats the point of adjusting all that shit when a single team has 10x the players of everyone else and just negates any change by simple brute force?

I was wondering why cockatiel seemed robbed the last 2 days

fucking valve just nerf corgi you twats

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so basically this whole thing is pointless If haven't been spending a large amount of money? cause the cap is low as fuck normally.

>what are boosters

The only way to fix this is to go back in time and not make corgis an option to begin with
Or just not do this entire stupid bullshit to begin with

Hare bros rise up. We will break our curse and beat tortoise for good

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