Reminder that Dingodile is canonically the only one that was worthy of racing oxide and won in ctr. He save the planet, and was the reason why N. Tranced hypnotized him to be on his team
Crash team racing thread
What about polar or Pura
How substantial is the single player content in this game?
Plenty of it, in fact all skill based player records come from single player.
Pretty substantial if you like to unlock things and like a good challenge. I've played more offline than online so far. Only downside is that online game modes don't really you nearly as much of the in game currency.
Fuck hard mode and fuck niggers
First for I'm gonna FUCK all the Nitros Girls!
Depends, do you consider just getting the trophies and seeing the end of the story enough? Not much in that case. But if you want to challenge the time trials or the relic races and the token races and the crystal challenges then you'll find a lot more to enjoy.
It's glandular, user. Don't be rude
I HATE WUMPA FRUITS
I won't and you can't make me, in fact you're part of the problem.
You'll just be getting N. Brio's sloppy seconds
Wait a minute
You guys have such shit taste
Even for furshit these designs are garbage
I'm not even a furry but a vagina is a vagina
something's fishy here... oh well I can't place what so whatever
I love my cute girlfriend Megumi!
That’s a sad way to think
What is it about these threads that attracts retards? The fact that their 2hu threads only get a couple different posters?
If I wanted to play turning, I would play a cute polar bear in a cute raincoat
Patiently waiting for the PC release.
Probably some zoomer shitter who couldn't beat adventure mode and is assblasted
Bandicoots are just superior. There is no debate. Now begone!
People get upset on this board when we actually talk about video games.
Go figure.
My God I wish that cannoli was my peanus weanus.
>enter new CTR thread
>the spammer is still here
Based polarbro
weird how this is one of the only threads actually talking about game play
Post the one with Crunch
*waits a year for the release*
*it releases*
*online dies in 2 weeks*
*hackers fill the online lobbies*
This is my first ever Crash game and I'm loving it so far. The driving's a lot more challenging and rewarding than in MK8 and despite literally knowing fuck all about Crash besides using Oney's playthroughs as background noise, the cast is really entertaining.
I'm particularly partial to Ripper Roo, love this crazy little guy.
Any SFW draw requests
just hide his posts
Megumi eating a burger
Baby T unable to race because his tiny arms dont reach the steering wheel.
Megumi farting. Clothes on so it's still sfw
crunch and coco playing a playstation 1
Ami flexing her tomboy muscles while other trophy girls scowl in jealousy/arousal.
Tawna and Coco can be in the crowd too.
Holy shit is there other girls of this?
Would like those cute thick feets resting on my face desu!
Fake Crash drawn in the style of Apu
You wore something made out of Nitro, AKA something that explodes on contact. What did you expect?
not even a foot fag but in love with this drawing
I'll be honest, the UTF mechanic makes me not enjoy online play. It creates such a huge speed difference between people. If you lose the flame, you'll just have to go half speed for the rest of the lap, and whoever manages to keep it alive will get massively ahead. And it's not just down to skill either, because sometimes you just get hit with a weapon, and then you're just slow until you get to the turbo pad again while someone else is going twice your speed indefinitely
I'm pretty sure the slower group is having more fun going at a more relaxed pace together and taking turns bombing each other, than I am having either driving in first by myself, or trying to hopelessly chase down first place by myself. Someone put it well in the previous thread, it's just time trial where you get randomly blown up. And the online play was the main thing I was excited for. What a shame
Polarbros are evil but based as fuck
Nash driving a hovercraft and being happy after winning a race.
Fat Megumi crying while eating a hamburger and Ami laughing at her
Riper Roo and Crash playing chess, please.
Draw pinstripe but he's saying "what in the god damn like benny from New Vegas"
Do a self portrait
>Evil
That webm is chaotic good, who the fuck votes for Crash Cove?
Is portable mode really ugly on the Switch or is it like N. Sane Trilogy where it's just blurry
B-b-b-b-based!
Somebody please explain to me why Megumi is the designated fatty now
this is the closest we'll get to this fag drawing porn
Seconding this
Coco and Crash about to kiss
How does the grand prix work?
Yes
Have some the pieces be random stuff like checker pieces and a battleship piece, yet both are extremely into the game
ABSOLUTELY BASED
>Love the CNK characters so much that I wish I played CNK in 2003 so I could be nostalgic for them
A weird kind of feel.
As I was saying.
Holy molè who drew that Coco pic near the end of the last thread?
Megumi hand holding with Tiny
Who /dingodilemain/ here
I'm pretty sure these posts are made by Megumi herself to make it seem like people actually care about her
it's pathetic, really
Me. Why?
Somebody please explain to me why Megumi the fat eyesore has any fans at all. Somebody explain to me why Megumi thought it would be okay to leave the house with that hair, or those clothes, or her ugly pig face. Better yet can anybody at all tell me who Megumi is supposed to appeal to? Why does such a putrid, worthless character exist? Why did Naughty Dog and now Beenox choose to subject their fans to her awful, grating presence?
>driving backwards in a racing game ever
Absolute 8 year old little brother tantrum tier.
Cute 'n' squeezy chubby cheekies!
we'll get monkey pawed because I put the quotes around the whole request
>But the time I'll get to play 2 months from now bandibabe posting will be no more
Godamnit,
When is this coming out for PC? I'm a poorfag and all these modern consoles are too expensive here.
She’s chubby alright
maybe do it with the checkered suit too
That's adorable
People interpret her having slightly puffy cheeks instead of resting bitch face like the other girls as being fat.
This, pinstripe is prime meme potential
She appeals to guys like me. Heh. You wouldn't understand.
Humanoid furries are not bandicoots.
I was wondering which tag to search for on a certain site.
Keep up the good work.
Inflation/Forcefeeding Porn on her when?
Didn't Riper Roo got a PhD?
you're right, here's the REAL crash bandicoot
Holy based she’s sexy
Any fan art??
Choose your fighter
looks like doge
I care VERY much about her!
He is an engineer in the credits
I reverse over the finish line all the time while honking coming first all the time just as 2nd approaches the final straight.
I love the mechanic but it's terrible with the non serious competitive nature of kart racing. I think there should be a more competitive mode with exclusive items. Like perhaps an item that steals your opponent's reserves or an item that instantly gives you blue flame. Basically mostly items that relate to speed only. Perhaps a time freeze clock that stops your opponent completely but when they unfreeze they're back to whatever speed they were at instead of falling down a pit. I feel like this is more fair and race oriented.
Repost?
I got 100% in two days in my blind playthrough, medium difficulty. 16 relics, 20 tokens, 16 trophies, 4 gems, 5 bosses including final boss (final boss has to be re-battled if you beat him without all the mentioned items above).
God why do I have to miss this awesome event.
No one will be talking about it 2 months from now.
desu the in game models all look ugly except the green haired one. wish they looked more like the fan art.
I tried this once.
I didn't realize it was only the second lap
I do when I'm the only try-hard in the lobby.
>Nintenbros
The tits are too big but still quality content.
>pros
>contra
I mean, I like Contra too, but what does that have to do with it?
Man, these votes should just be fucking deleted
What a cuck.
I'm playing CTR on Switch and love it.
But I'm a Nintenbro and I love this game!
look at this and think twice about you requested
No, you don't
Liz is super cute in and out of the game I don't care what anyone says!
>Contra
What does one of the best side scroller shooters got to do with racing?
Draw Ami? Please?
Completely agree, I was excited for online but now I'm literally just grinding wumpa from it and nothing else. MK8 has a lot more fair online game (even if it's a lot more luck based) than this and that's a real shame.
Also the matchmaking fucking sucks but that's another thing.
Y-Yes I do!
what a baby
post more ami
Who else has to wait before playing CTR?
Why does my USF wear off almost immediately when I land?
this
It's like the trilogy.
Probably because you aren't starting a turbo chain right away or have no reserves built up before hand or didn't land a Good/Perfect turbo on the super turbo pad
Reserves nigga.
Ami is ugly! UGLY! And worstgirl!
Bit of both. Portable looks fucking -rough- in some places.
>Only bandibabe outfits cover them up
Please tell me their will be more outfits.
A warp orb buff would fix this
Ami is the best.
I'd love to see ami in workout clothes maybe a little sweaty
If the warp orb ramped up speed over time to beyond USF speed this would fix issues while still giving a "fair" shot to those who are genuinely keeping their reserves up to finish the race before hand.
Baka anime poster
This.
The 1st place racer is usually so far ahead, the blue orb will never Reach them until after they already finished the race.
It goes so slow when they're boosting away with blue fire in the front.
how bad is 30 fps for a racing game
How long will CTR get updates and outfits? Half a year?
>N. Tropy ghost trials kicked my ass
>Breezing through all of Oxide's times
Is this the power of gitting gud?
>Dingodile is a cute girl instead of barabait
i wish I lived in this universe
Crash Cove is fun for mario kart item antics since it's small enough that no one gets far enough ahead except the 1st place player so it's a clusterfuck of missiles and bombs
i did play it and i dont remember them
Wednesday
That's obviously Dingodile and Coco's future daughter
>implying that's not Coco's and Dingo's daughter
Ami is a cutie
>characters without charisma
here bro, let me just fill your roster with baby bowsers and powerup skins
Only one more update?
Aww man, I was hoping I could still discuss update stuff once I finally got the game.
This is just getting basic shapes and colours, doing the shading after. Should I add anything to the background or get started refining this?
What the fuck kind of animal is she?
Waifufags are scum! Scum!
We've got updates confirmed until december, calm down. Even after we may get more
Oh great, I won't miss the bandibabe posting. I'd play CTR now but I have no TV to play it with.
Yes enjoy your one update micro transaction shills
This is correct.
Online should never be taken seriously, it's just something to do once you've exhausted all single player content but at that point the flaws of the online become more apparent because you're so familiar with the tracks.
Thank you for this
>mods warn me for posting furry outside of Yea Forums for a SFW image in a Crash thread
Times the game made you feel like this?
>24 hours remain
fuck bros, I'm not gonna make it
>got banned a few days ago for posting full frontal pussy spread nudes in a CTR thread
what gives?
Post your favorite character of each class lads
link?
Bandingodile
Maybe replace the bird with one of the planes from warped.
no problem user
>posted coco concept art
>thread gets deleted
Coco, Coco, Coco and Coco
>Racing in oxide station
>Keeping up with crash in first
>Clock hits during major jump and cucks crash
>He drops down to 4th because he fell on another point of the track instead of getting respawned
I've seen it happen twice and dread the day it'll happen to me
Do you have a full chart of who is in what class? I don't remember.
And UGLY!
fake crash
penta
pinstripe
nobody
Which art was it again?
From what little i've seen of mod behavior in their ancient IRC chat, they're total assholes, so don't feel too bad user.
Beenox, what the fuck?
Could an online mode with items completely removed actually work and make the game truly competitive?
Maybe collision between karts could be removed to, like how the ghosts work in time trials.
It wasn’t the forbidden one. It was this, even got a 3 day ban.
>draw coco
>color her differently and add a tail and ears
I like Kempfer but this is just lazy
PC
please
I love liz!
>bandingo
C R O C ' D
I'm prettier than you
>home internet keeps dying at random intervals
>can't even earn coins against cpu without an internet connection
NO
Gasmoxian dogs have cloacas confirmed
I like how they made Inferno Island resemble N. Sanity Beach from Crash of the Titans. This is implying that the Titans games take place on Terra instead of Earth, and that game's cast are seperate from the main cast.
>tawna is accel
hello my new main
why can't you just enjoy mastering the mechanics of a solid game, enjoy the relic races and time trials but also talk about which girl you like best?
post pic of yourself.
Because these threads attract more newfags than fucking Pokemon
If this is tru then that would mean Titans Tiny took the name of their literal god. That just makes him more hateable
>go back to MK8 on Switch
>driving is just fucking holding A and going forward with the occasional drifting a turn that pretty much turns for you
>No Bandicoot girl Balanced
FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
this ain't a secret club dude
>nobody even responding because the thread is filled with waifufags despite this being a great idea
wew
Fake Crash can be your girl tonight user sama
I see well I'm a PS1 OG but Ami is hot
I swear to fucking god, it isn't mentioned enough. This game literally kills MK8, especially if you go into CTR deeper mechanics. It will kill MK forever for you. I cannot play MK anymore. God fucking damn it Bandicoot.
I'm still holding out hope that one of them will be Balanced on release and that those stats were beta/tests versions
this would be amazing but it's been discussed before, we just need to ask beenox
also, use an image if you want people to respond
friend, get used to it, nobody lurks anymore, Yea Forums has been plagued by newfags for like 4 - 5 years now.
It's a hard pill to swallow.
The karts already lack collision between each other.
As for itemless online, the answer has been given in several threads already and it is no.
Now shut your whining face up and fap to bandicoots.
ditto.
I was agreeing with him, just pointing out the newfags that just flock here and can't handle ironic waifuposting like 90% of the board does.
I mean at that point you just have real-time trials.
What I kinda want to see is the Eliminator mode from Crash Bandicoot Nitro Kart 2 where each lap the player in last place is removed and this repeats until only 1 racer remains.
did anyone make gif of megumi and Tawna like the Ami one?
You first lol
IM ADDICTED TO BANDICOOCHIE
>ironic
youtube.com
Everyone must hear this
when does the old and new begin
what a terrible video
N. Tropy players are ruining happy hour
It's automatically ironic because they aren't real
I heard that TSR had that game mode....and I stress the word heard.
I suck, how do i get good? I power slide around turns and play speed but i cant even beat roos tubes
CNK had a good soundtrack but awful sound mixing and sound effects droned out fucking everything.
At the beginning?
which bandicutie should i jerk off to Yea Forums?
>Whole new generation made into furries due to bandibabes
Don't spread lies like that user!
reminder /ourguy/ confirmed this game is shit
stop making threads on it. the sonichads won
youtube.com
>right after the shop turns over
>everyone wants some gayass short levels during happy hour instead of 5min tracks where you can net like 800 Wumpa Coins
>instead get like 120 coins and wait like 5 mins due to loading times load up the next 2min race
You mean happy minute
The most important question of all
Which one has the most fertile uterus?
Megumi, she wont let you other wise...
There's a lot. If you never played the original it would take many days of play to get everything. If you're already good at the game you still won't get everything first try unless you're basically a speedrunner.
Irrelevant, feel free to stop posting your garbage faggot shit any time nigger
You can without sounding like an ironic weeb shitter
Guess who's back?
>history Repeats
Me
Get acclimated to the game with a balance character. Crash and Cortex are the ones unlocked from the start. Play Acceleration characters like Coco or N. Gin when you're feeling a little more confident. Speed characters like Tiny or Dingodile should only be played once you have a good grasp on the game. Play Polar or Pura first if you're truly a racing game brainlet.
Ami > Megumi > Isabella > Tawna
Liz has an IUD
Did you miss me?
Is there a point in using anything other than speed characters if you're good at the game?
I don't like this Megumi is yandere meme. She's PURE!
Alright, what should I spam this time
Im kinda sad how Tawna has become the least hot.
I love the trophy girls but I find Isabella so boring. She's literally just Blue Tawna. I wish they had made her redesign a little more interesting.
You know this board is anonymous right?
who the fuck are you?
Bandicoot lewds
And also stop giving 1st place masks and shields so they can't block orbs. It sucks to have to take the shields away because that's otherwise a perfectly fitting item for first place, but it would just make levelling things a bit easier.
First place is otherwise pretty much untouchable in this game.
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>who the fuck are you?
You're gonna learn today
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This! Engine Select when?
>the two best girls are turn characters
BEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXX
I'm going to jerk off to her fat Inverted nipple bandicoot tits!
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>Bandicoot lewds
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IT STANDS FOR NEGRO OR NIGGER
t. actual faggot
They look so fucking bad, why do they wear sjw spats now, when you could literally see the panties of the original ones.
Just to promote sjw garbage.
>haha dude ironic waifuposting is so funny haha dude thats so lewd hehe thicc
thats a pass from me!
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Is turn shit?
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yeah. maybe giving her highlights in her hair, or make her a strawberry blonde would have made her a bit more distinguished from Tawna
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I wonder why, of all threads, the Crash bandicoot kart racing thread?
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Its there for beginners to play. You can still do well with turn characters because the average online match wont be completely filled with pro players. Even against good players you can succeed with them but it is so much god damn harder than if you just played a different class.
>Stop having fun cis scum!
Yeah, neck yourself.
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Gun Game for Battle Mode
>Missile
>Bomb
>Mask
>Beaker
>TNT/Nitro
>Shield
>Final kill is by Turbo-squishing
The only other power-up you can get besides the designated weapon is Invisibility
I don't why but Isabella always looked like a "Soccer mum" to me.
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I've never liked them but I get it.
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I get the same vibe. She's definitely the most milf-like
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>Which one has the most fertile uterus?
Tawna is on birth control
Megumi is not on birth control but has trouble conceiving
Ami is a fertile goddess and gets pregnant with twins each impregnation
Isabella has a normal cycle
Liz has a normal cycle but has an impregnation and lactation fetish
>"fun" is spewing ironic weeb verbal diarrhea all over the thread
fuck off to /vg/
Isabella will give you stronk Siberian bandikids. She's going to put those Russian family values policies into action. Da!
>You know this board is anonymous right?
>who the fuck are you?
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>What does the N stand for?
NIGGER OR NEGRO
>You know this board is anonymous right?
>who the fuck are you?
>trophy girls are literally the next big content update
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM
She looks way more adult than Tawna does, almost like a mother. Something about her just looks older.
probably the hair
just imagine pumping their wombs full anons...
you wish ;-)
I STILL CANT UNLOCK THE TROPY GHOSTS
good. I'm not the only one. Must be the blue Track suit?
Tawna looks off because they turned down the seixness for her in the remake.
I use characters I like.
I hope you don't base your decision on stats like some speedrunning looser who quits as soon as they mess up a drift.
>posting on-topic annoys me so stop
Oh well, guess you better leave then
I thought she was Italian?
you deserve to be brapped on by every trophy girl for hours on end
i didnt say stop posting about them, i said stop typing like little faggots
I thought Isabella was Italian?
Or was that somebody else who said "Beep, beep, ciao."
i can't win a single fucking game online, i know how to drift and shit but getting fucked by stupid ass items over and over is not fun. I usually rage quit after getting comboed a couple of times. Shit is just not fun when you are trying to drive correctly and you keep getting interrupted. Give me a fucking no items matchmaking for fuck's sake
Take your own advice for starters.
git gud
Learn to perfect boost dude also don't touch walls.
It's the haircut, track suit, and mole
why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
Its gotta be the hair, she has that milf hair style
the style that says "we can fuck while my son is at soccer practice"
she is italian you moron
i can't win a single fucking game online, i know how to drift and shit but getting fucked by stupid ass items over and over is not fun. I usually rage quit after getting comboed a couple of times. Shit is just not fun when you are trying to drive correctly and you keep getting interrupted. Give me a fucking no items matchmaking for fuck's sake
i can't win a single fucking game online, i know how to drift and shit but getting fucked by stupid ass items over and over is not fun. I usually rage quit after getting comboed a couple of times. Shit is just not fun when you are trying to drive correctly and you keep getting interrupted. Give me a fucking no items matchmaking for fuck's sake
i can't win a single fucking game online, i know how to drift and shit but getting fucked by stupid ass items over and over is not fun. I usually rage quit after getting comboed a couple of times. Shit is just not fun when you are trying to drive correctly and you keep getting interrupted. Give me a fucking no items matchmaking for fuck's sake
i can't win a single fucking game online, i know how to drift and shit but getting fucked by stupid ass items over and over is not fun. I usually rage quit after getting comboed a couple of times. Shit is just not fun when you are trying to drive correctly and you keep getting interrupted. Give me a fucking no items matchmaking for fuck's sake
>why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
>you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
>why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
>you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
>why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
>you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
>why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
>you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
>why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
>you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
>why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
>you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
>why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
>you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
>why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
>you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
>why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
>you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
>why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
>you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
>why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
>you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
>why are you actually trying to defend ironic waifufaggots? theyre trash, worthless posters
>you can appreciate bandigirls without being one you know
Stop taking yourself so fucking seriously you literal manchild. Fucking hell. Take it anywhere but here.
all I see are speed characters online
i can't win a single fucking game online, i know how to drift and shit but getting fucked by stupid ass items over and over is not fun. I usually rage quit after getting comboed a couple of times. Shit is just not fun when you are trying to drive correctly and you keep getting interrupted. Give me a fucking no items matchmaking for fuck's sake
i can't win a single fucking game online, i know how to drift and shit but getting fucked by stupid ass items over and over is not fun. I usually rage quit after getting comboed a couple of times. Shit is just not fun when you are trying to drive correctly and you keep getting interrupted. Give me a fucking no items matchmaking for fuck's sake
i can't win a single fucking game online, i know how to drift and shit but getting fucked by stupid ass items over and over is not fun. I usually rage quit after getting comboed a couple of times. Shit is just not fun when you are trying to drive correctly and you keep getting interrupted. Give me a fucking no items matchmaking for fuck's sake
i can't win a single fucking game online, i know how to drift and shit but getting fucked by stupid ass items over and over is not fun. I usually rage quit after getting comboed a couple of times. Shit is just not fun when you are trying to drive correctly and you keep getting interrupted. Give me a fucking no items matchmaking for fuck's sake
lol sure
best regards, Amifag
I love Ripper Roo but never play him because handling characters feel like shit.
What system? This is never true for me
How long before he makes a bot like the Guild Wars thread?
Git gud
So is it just tawna being added or is it all the bandibabes in the update?
call me crazy but what if Isabella is Crash & Coco's long lost mother?
I hope you weren't planning on having fun
*proceeds to give 4 different players N. Tropy clocks at the same time*
Hehe, get gud...
How's the drawing coming along user?
just checking in on you sweetie
is it worth selling my 3ds to GameStop to get this game or should I just wait for a sale?
milf
Tawna will be unlocked through the Grand Prix
The Trophy Girls will be added to the Pit Shop
Anyone have the pic of CTR main stereotypes?
You don't see my Polar because I'm half a lap ahead
Brilliant
When I played the original I swear I saw the Polar ai stopped on the side of the track waiting for me to pass to hIt me.
Guess you win user, pic related is me minus the beard
>Blonde big tittited bandicoot
YES
t. discord tranny affixing exclamation marks to every sentence
>you deserve to be brapped on by every trophy girl for hours on end
That's a fate that spamming faggot doesn't deserve
I want it instead. Especially from Megumi
If you can't win a single game right now, you also wouldn't win in no-item races.
You wouldn't
and if you dont get Tawna through the Grand Prix, she will be added to the shot at a later date
Do it for him
can i get source on the fourth panel?
This. The items make the skill gap appear bigger, but if they were gone that guy would still be ahead of you.
The reason he didn't get hit by items is because he's fast enough to get ahead early, while you take longer to get going or make a few mistakes to stick by the riff raff.
god i hope you wear that hat everywhere
Drawing Ripper Roo and Crash playing chess. It sounded pretty adorable.
Not everyone here is male if that weren't obvious already. I am however.
>stop taking yourself so seriously manchild
>people only care about the sacks of fatty milk organs and never about the most important feature
>their pouches
wasted another our in this fucking game trying to git gud, still no wins and absolutely no fun
total waste of my time, game is good though
I'm so fucking tired of retards hitting me with ONE item so I fall off a ramp and just lose the race. I'm actually fucking done with this shit. Done with getting hit by shit that doesn't exist, I'm done with laggy fucking cancerous online and shitters that can literally beat me by fucking me over with RNG bullshit. Fuck this fucking game. Fuck warp orbs that hurt me more than the intended target. Fuck online.
>He spent an hour trying to ban evade
You could have done anything else with your time, holy shit.
Stop getting hit
again
why the fuck am i doing this to myself, jesus fucking christ is my time worthless?
>beat oxide's time in time trial
>doesn't count because his ghost is not unlocked yet
>proceed to job it for an hour being unable to match my previous performance
FUCK
>stop getting hit by missiles
>stop getting hit by warp orbs
>stop getting hit by potions that didn't hit you but did because of lag
alright then
It's because it is a gay idea
>clocks you off a ramp
retard
I want you to know that if I ever get a clock item i specifically wait until someone is taking a jump to activate it.
Preferably first place but it matters not. Im not playing this game to win, im playing to make everyone else lose.
Online or single player?
Don't bother with online unless you are at least good enough to beat medium
Stop playing online for a bit, there's actually a good amount of features in the game that you can use to help explore the mechanics a bit better.
For instance boosts being much stronger when held longer before backfiring, or chain boosting over a turbo pad to get sacred fire (this is the ONLY way to maintain it)
cool thanks for reminding me im posting on Yea Forumseddit
>Shop updates
>Fucking Six-Pipes again
Whoever came up with this (((Rotating Shop))) shit deserves to get shot.
>start doing the time trials
>beat tropies time, but just unlock his time
>damn oh well just gotta do it again
>beat it, but didn't realize I had to click on him to actually do it
>fail the next five times
I was pissed.
Robot Cortex hasn't even been in it at all
how many fucking times does this game crash on switch? Jesus christ
>warp orb about to hit me in 1st place while 2nd isn't far behind
>i get an uka uka mask somehow in 1st place
>use it right before it hits saving myself while 2nd gets knocked far behind
Actually he was very early.
It was in it for me earlier last week but it might have taken the place of the characters after I bought them all.
It's in the title, user.
based, i'm just seething over faggots who literally dont care about winning, will sperg up the race and then ruin my chances while someone else just time trial's the rest of the race
I've had no crashes for days
no idea what you're on about
>SJW spats
>Not Yoga/Sporty Pants from the gym
/pol/ go the gym to have a better idea. These Bandihoes be smokin' hot.
I hope the shop lay-out changes with this coming update
>It's in the title, user.
BASED AND CRASHPILLED
This is what I've been saying about MK for the past 10 years and the response has always been
>but you need to drift around corners!!
Yeah but it's painfully boring and totally uninvolving compared to Crash
>It's in the title, user.
My sides
Missiles can be blocked by items or dodged if you had any semblance of skill.
Orbs can be outran.
Get better internet.
Clocks fuck everyone. Stop making everything about you.
you can block the missiles with bombs, tnt boxes and those potions
>thunderstruck chosen online
>do the exploit
>everyone else leaves
ez money
I just can't build reserves correctly with him or when I do I feel like I waste one full second every corner because I need the widest angle for perfect boosts. Also I miss his old laugh
Too bad because he has the cutest free fall animation
How the fuck am i supposed to block all that when this shit happens in the first 15 seconds of a race every time.
Deep Sea Driving would be an amazing track if not for the fucking rotating saw blades
is crash making fun of certain people using that face?
>Want to save up my coins
>Six Pipes is in the shop
I'm in love with N. Tropy and I'm a girl
i wonder if it is possible to make a non rng item system. Perhaps with wumpas as a currency, you quickly open a radial menu ala gta and buy your power up, with a selection that depends from your placement and you gain wumpas by performing perfect drifts or some shit. Dunno i just really really hate rng in games
Never gotten a crash personally
>Orbs can be outran
lol the absolutely cannot but sure user
>Get better internet
i have good internet, doesn't mean shit user
>Missiles can be blocked
the indicator doesn't fucking work and i get hit when its miles away
>clocks fuck everyone
yeah, but if i get clocked off a ramp trying to catch first i just lose. if i get clocked off a ramp and nobody else does i lose.
shitter detected
no, you're not tranny.
Their 2nd/3rd place podium animations should be presenting a trophy to the winner like in the original CTR, but a lot more begrudgingly.
TIME to go back to discord then
HRT doesn't make you into a girl, trannyfriend freak
I don't believe you
The first 15 seconds are inconsequential.
Pick yourself up and pass those losers.
this fucking mime gets in but lab assistant doesn't
sad
>They marked him with the letter N
knew peta was racist.
Where is "the odd homophobic slip-up"?
>branded by PETA
So what does the N stand for?
This would be a really clever twist actually
You have good tastes, I will be honest
Nitro Kart's soundtrack might not have been that memorable (other than the main theme), but it was solid overall.
The brand is a little edgy but otherwise really good designs.
Pretty cool actually
Nigger
Not very nice
>So what does the N stand for?
Do you really want me to spam again?
Look behind you, dumb fuck. That button exists for a reason.
Also use your ears. Missiles have an obvious sound.
i know this person and she is, in fact.... cis girl.... believe it or not... she just has awful tastes in video game husbandos. don't you, elf girl.
I want biker Tiny
I just wanted to share my love of husbandos with you guys...I'm not a tranny either. S-see you online.
Take this conversation away from here please spergs.
To be fair the actual origin is just as edgy
>Drunk Circus performers tattoo an N for Nerd on a 4 year old boy
He's a very good boy
>look behind me to see the missile as far away as the indicator tells me
>get hit before it even comes close
have you even played this game online, user?
One year
Why was Oxide never playable in the original anyway? Also Megumi was always best girl since she's the only trophy girl I saw when I played for some reason
Canonical it stands for Nerd. he got as a kid when it was forcefully tattooed to his head by clowns at the circus he was born at.
what's wrong? can't share n. tropy's throbbing member?
Really glad you're enjoying it with the best character of all.
Literally just buy them it'll open up to the rest of em
I've gotten robo cortex three times after buying beach coco just buy lol
no you don't, tranny
oh no no, sweaty, i'm a faggot, not a tranny.
>having a good time as dingo, breezing through thunderstruck and roo tubes
>someone from the lobby adds me as a friend
>oh cool
>"get out of this lobby you prick!"
Could have at least called it his throbbing tuning fork.
Did you only use one character? Each racer has a corresponding trophy girl
don't lie, tranny
>Everyone must hear this
Why?
Disk space issues.
just leave and enter a diferent room, those fucking autismos ruins everything
It's interesting how people criticize Mario Kart for revolving around items too much instead of skill, yet items dominate this game in much the same way.
Me on the left
I don't think Velo's emperor form (the one you actually race against) was playable in Nitro Kart either
Shit's fucking good
Yeah, I generally used Cortex and playing other characters was always in time trials with no podium.
>his throbbing tuning fork
Go on...
Only time and warp really do anything meaningful.
>one guy says something
>retarded consolewarriors on Yea Forums shitpost
He had too many polygons and having him in a race with 7 other karts would make the game unstable I think.
>Fujoshit for Crash characters
How low do your standards even have to be?
i was stuck in the clock effect for two whole laps wtf
No thanks, busy jerking off to bandicunts
I did
i love mario kart
Oh, okay.
Just don't get clocked, bro.
I only use him when I'm doing basic races. crystal challenges, or sometimes online races.
why do people enjoy rng?
That's fucking gay user
You were warned
same reason people like gambling
Is N.Tropy proof that a lack of screen time can enhance a character's presence and charisma?
How am I a fujo if I want a STRAIGHT man...
>it gives inexperienced players more of a chance!!
even though most shitters will still fill out the bottom of the race and just fuck over those who are actually good until one pulls far enough ahead to just win
>you now realize thanks to his time travel powers N. Tropy could nut in you and reverse time to keep going
yeah, an N.Tropy entering the room is pretty much a guarantee no one is going to have any fun that game
>six-pipes in the pit stop
>again
This killed my focus while playing during bonus time
Yes
ok but if you could choose, would you have n tropy or a nice elf daddy
literally dopamine
STOP VOTING FOR COCO PARK YOU FUCKS
Makes things more interesting. If I wanted to race in a vacuum I'd go back to time trials, but I've already got n tropy so what's the point?
>All this hatless N. Tropy art has been made obsolete now that Beenox made him bald
Kek
I know
Some characters stand out more because of how little time they're actually around for.
>Second lap of android alley
>didn't get far ahead of the start due to a clock when I tried the shortcut
>Get stuck in item hell
>Hit 4 times and then smushed by train
>game sticks me in the train camera angle and there is no way to fix the camera
>Can't even go up the curve because I can't see myself
>Watch webm of someone keeping USF for a whole lap or more
>They're allowed to hop and u-turn in air to keep going
>I try to do it
>I'm not allowed to hop, because my reserves instantly die if I go even an attosecond without boosting
What am I doing wrong? How are people getting away with not constantly boosting? Is there leeway on the last lap or something? Why is my game bugged?
those niggers are faggot tryhards that hate fun, fuck them
what compels someone to do this?
Maybe you're still braking when you hit the ground, instantly killing your fire.
Crash 1 was proof of that, even
>Cortex never speaks after the first custscene until the end when you fight him
>He is barely shown, between this time
>He has your girlfriend and he wants to take over the world, that's all you know. You know nothing about him
>Cortex feels like a proper reclusive big bad
>This has never been captured again
>Engine
>Entropy
>Entrance
>Encortex
What did they mean by this?
The only people who gave him such a slick hairstyle are the ones who just wanted to fuck him
N. Tropy I am loyal to the clock
I refuse to accept that he is bald
>Tropy calls Crash a little skunk in Crash 3
>Now he has a skunk skin
I swear Beenox is borderline autistic with this attention to detail
Are you building boost reserves before the USF pad?
>N. Tropy I am loyal to the clock
we both know this isn't true.,.........
He is bald user you have to accept it. Also time travel antics made his load totally pozzed.
The music in this game is very quiet
Check out the N.Sane Trilogy user, even the Switch version despite the worse visuals plays great
you think she cares about his load being pozzed when she o.. oh my god she just told me she also likes dr drakken
Expose this bitch user.
Tell us all her nasty details.
>yfw you realize theres limited space in the pit stop and buying that coco skin they keep teasing you with might free up some space for the trophy girls when they release
MY SHEKELS!
Alright anons, I'm saving up for the trophy girls but I also really want this kart. Should I bite the bullet and assume they will be 1500 like the other characters and buy it, or should I keep saving wumpa coins juuuust in case?
Are you guys ready for microtransactions tomorrow?
They don't dominate nearly as much
>t. Super_Nintendo
Perfect for you to blast some Eurobeat user
Confirmed this tranny is only in it for the blue balls.
ask her how poppa smurf dick tastes.
she's a sweetheart with awful taste in fictional guys
>tfw no one to play battle mode with online
>>Entrance
Why the fuck did they name one of the villains after a doorway? What's his special power, making people leave?
I can't win an online race bros. When are they gonna add ranked races so I might actually be able to win?
You have a month to get them, don't worry about it
Entranced user, as in hypnotized.
is this how this shit works?
Nitros Oxide's name was misspelled "Nitrous" in Nitro Kart. According to the datamine, each of his alt colors have "nitrous" in the filename, while his default and legendary skins use "nitros".
Hot
sure, on a sale.
she says amazing
Huh I didnt notice the the clothes were painted on before, guess this is the closet closest we'll get from him. Theres a nude edit tho so makes it better since its each to just change some colors I assume. Wonder if he knew and let it happen. Anyone know why he doesnt do actual porn?
So is this game getting Microtransactions?
good lord.
What track has the best visuals? Personally I really like Hot-Air Skyway and Clockwork Wumpa
No you retarded fuck you earn the coins from completing races. This has been confirmed since the game was announced.
Pentafags need to neck themselves
Inferno Island is the most boring fucking track in the game. At least Crash Cove has constant item use
i cannot win if i'm not listening to this
Electron Avenue because I like neon
this user is penta gay one.
I have music on 100 while voices and sfx are on 90. It helped me a lot, I want to hear those jams.
A lady cant talk about wanting to get clocked but you faggots are allowed to screech and lust over hairy marsupial pussy smfh
I have to second this. This level is tryhard central, but damn is it comfy.
you say that like it's a bad thing
>hurp a berp
Sorry I haven’t been been browsing the subreddit every day. The item shop seemed pretty telling of buying currency.
>join double N. Tropy lobby
>just lose out to the platinum digital chad tropy
>other faker leaves
>have a back and forth with the other n tropy for the next half hour
First N.Tropy I've met that wasn't a push over.
You retard anyone can talk about anything here. Its basically Yea Forums
pic related its you
Is there any way to see the scrapbook again after beating the game?
Except we got spammed to sage twice already?
that lady is a tranny, user
Why didnt you just look it up instead of being a dumb faggot? Beenox has laid out everything in the game, and everything that is to come.
As much as I can before the pad, and I like to finish a chain on the pad as well. I can do almost a whole race in N. Gin Labs, but Cortex Castle is a motherbitcher.
What do you guys do on Cortex Castle? I know you're supposed to air turn into the courtyard, but I can't even get to that point. The bridge fucks me over. Also, do all boost pads extend reserves?
Press triangle in the menu. It's there somewhere.
The contents of this thread are not cute enough for my liking
aren't we all trannies, tranon....
just you
>crash cove gets the most votes
>they change their mind to clockwork wumpa
based lobby
Next time you invent busty animal women.
I don't care how cute you are I'm not sabotaging myself with a turn character
> As you're about to go over the edge, you feel a pulse, then everything stops.
> You are still, unmoving. Yet your body burns, mere inches from release but unable to drop into that chasm of pleasure.
> His face approaches yours and you notice the clock on his helm: Still, unmoving.
> The second hand twitches but doesn't moving along, and every time it ticks in place you feel the need between your legs burn hotter.
> "Now you're on my time, skunk~"
i'm not a furry but i'd marry and fuck a werewolf in a heartbeat.
I met a Zem player last night who was pretty good, we had a serious back and forward on N. Gin Labs but I could beat him on other maps like Cortex Castle and Polar Pass as I could keep USF up more than he could, but we bonded because there was a Digital Tropy in the lobby as well that we both intentionally shat on so bad that he rage quit.
I love the Brio user who makes these
items are not fun items are not fun item are not fun
FUCK ITEMS FUUUUUUCK ITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS
Holy shit...thank you
If Tropy's so cool, why doesn't he have a track?
They made it Out of Time in CTR:NF
You're playing the wrong game.
i rage and ragequit too much
why i can't have fun in games user?
the track is just my pussy and he's too busy riding it