I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Blizz already did shit like that with past cards like Jaina. This is the sad new normal for them.

>the /pol/ boogeyman

Trannys need to leave

cope

Are they not allowed to have glowing eyes in China anymore?

>2019
>caring about hearthstone

just wait until 2025, theyll have to wear a burkha

Mistress of Pain looks better desu.

I haven't played hearthstone in years but I'm going to guess this shit is solely to pander to china. Gwent did the same shit.

Unpopular opinion: Blizzard is free to change any aspect of the things they own

>Unpopular game: Heartstone
Fixed for you blizzbaby :^)

and we're free to critize them for these changes... dumbass

Irony in this post is palpable.

>Unpopular opinion:

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You should've posted the rest dumbass, it's way worse than what you posted.
It's like they're trying to combine Chinese and American censorship.

based

*AHEM*
B A S E D

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>EVISCERATE doesn't have BLOOD
>E V I S C E R A T E
>NO BLOOD

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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I've been losing interest in Hearthstone, so I guess this can be as good a reason as any to just delete it.

art is a pretty fucking huge part of a card game. Like, no one would give a fuck about a CG that was just a bunch of stat blocks with no flavor. It's pretty fucked up to change it, some to the point of the card being totally redesigned and renamed.

What if somebody was into warlock becasue of the semen demons? is it not shitty to tell that person who possibly paid to get X because he liked the flavor to fuck off?

fucking chinks

I've been playing less and less, and this will probably make me uninstall.

i dont get it. queen of pain looks better than the original.

this i fucking love arena.

Ive been playing mtg since the early 2000s and now that im 30 when i go to magic Fridays i feel so out of place. I either play against teenagers (its fun but feels weird) or huge sweaty NEETS that do nothing but repel any sort of normal person.
I only wish booster packs came with a QR code or something so i could continue buying the physical cards and maybe scan the code to get those cards on my MTG arena account

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>Deadly Shot changed

Unforgivable.

The dumbest part is that they still haven't swapped Angry Chicken and Chicken because apparently it's too confusing.

>SUCCUBUS WAS LITERALLY TURNED INTO A DOG

SAFOHAOGSHNSNBLÉPSNFPBSHNDFBPHSBPHSPGBHDSPG

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>already removed
IT'S A FREE REAL CHINGCHONG

> I either play against teenagers (its fun but feels weird) or huge sweaty NEETS that do nothing but repel any sort of normal person.
>iPlayEsperControl.txt
N O I C E

Who the fuck plays hearthstone anymore lmao.

>all Anglo brain in 2019
>OGGA BOGGA WHERE DA ASS AT??
no wonder every empire you had went to shit. You're pale niggers

my pp.... not getting hard....AGNRY

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as much as i hate this censor bs
heartstone is children's card game

>Complaining about lewds
>When we lost the coolest card of them all
>All because chinks cant see blood without losing their social score

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>queen of pain
when will valve sue

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You know that almost none of the dota hero names are original right?

this but unironically

she's literally based on Queen of Pain from WC3 come on

Why does Blizzard ((Activision)) have so many shills here?

they really pay people to shitpost (also on Reddit, discord and their own forums, it's pretty cringe bro), that's why they are almost bankrupt too.

>queen of pain
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD JUSTICE FOR SKELETON KING NOW

Is dota some sort of retard containment zone now?

TIANANMEN SQUARE 1989

>Californians are fine with slutwalks and gay pride parades
>not fine with sexy drawings

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Sex with QoP!

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esrb.org/ratings/Synopsis.aspx?Certificate=33195&Title=Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft
Bullshit.

You have to have pure soi blood transfusions to actually be playing hearthstone in 2011+8, they stopped trying after naxx or gvg.

>the succubus was changed into some fucking beast thing
why tho

>genzoman garbage replaced
I'm not even mad. New secretkeeper is a qt

They stopped trying around TGT, around the time they dropped the "Heroes of Warcraft" tagline and started pursuing their own lore.

This is why characters like Kael'thas and Lady Vashj haven't made an appearance, but you have shit like the voraxx and hagatha the witch.

Blizzard have become such fucking pussies. What's next are they going to censor the T&A from HotS? Removed blood from D3?

blizzard solidifying the statement that hearthstone is a children's card game

Does this affect everyone or just the Chinese? The Elder Scrolls Legends did something similar but only Chinese clients had certain card art changed. If Blizzard is changing the card art only because of the Chinese and it affects everyone, then Blizzard is just a Chinese boot licker. But I think that should be obvious considering Diablo Immortal being developed by China and being shilled by a corporate chink. Turns out most of the west has abandoned Blizzard and now they have to resort to appealing to China and South Korea.

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kek

Right is sexier on both.
Still fucked tho.

>still caring about HS
how can you enjoy this shitty Blizz cycle
>patch gets released
>literally three days later you'll be playing exclusively against new builds made by pros
HS meta is even more broken than UMvC3 during it's Doom/Vergil days

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>Sexual demons whose purpose is to be sexual and BDSM-like
>NO, CENSOR IT

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>Censoring the fucking Succubus completely
Fuck China.

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Hearthstone still going?

Whats strange is that in the past, Blizzard did create separate clients for Chinese players. World of Warcraft was awash with censorship so it could sell in China; undead golems became strawmen; stacks of bloody flesh became bread. Even the Forsaken playmodel was changed so its boney parts were covered in flesh, and I'd argue they looked better than the regular Forsaken.

However, it was a massive undertaking. Wrath took 2 years to fully censor. I imagine Blizzard just couldn't be fucked with another client so they just censor everyone.

holy shit btfo

>sexy dominating thigh into armored 'I hold a spark and a staff' pose
>over the shoulder butt into 'I hold a spark and a staff' pose

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They removed the skeletons and tits to make it suitable to chinks, children and SJW. Literally 3 retarded birds with 1 stone.

>Secretkeeper now shows navel
>this is somehow a problem

There are idiots on this board who will support Blizzard and buy Classic WoW anyway. Such a bunch of sheep.

>buy classic wow
???

soul vs soulless

Yes? Play WoW, basically. And other nu-Blizzard products.

not everything is an absolute, you can spend money for classic and not play hearthstone to send a clear message.

Bite is unironically the worst change, it's not even fucking biting

Why would they censor brutal card art but not the text? My wife's son might get traumatised if any of his monsters get "destroyed". Can we please change it to "defeated"?

Like I said: there are idiots on this board like you. Eat shit and choke on it.

RENTFREE
dilate tranny

What a fucking unnecessary censorship cuckholdry.

Not that Magic isn't the very same shitshow. Omce we had Earthern Tentacles, now it's sjw central

Is there an official announcement for this? Because I would really want to read their reasoning.

>I HURT MYSELF TODAY

How? Was it an accident? I hope you're more carefult next time, OP.

True, but this isn't an mmo, it's a kid's card game. And if they just have to censor it, why not censor only China's cards? Probably tournament bullshit. At least they can't censor nudestone.

>The following cards have received new card art:
that's all they said lmao
news.blizzard.com/en-us/hearthstone/23037180/hearthstone-update-july-1-preparing-for-saviors-of-uldum

They haven't censored Sylvanas yet which is surprising.

hot take
the original art is low quality, the new art is much better quality and still decently sexy
Mistress became a muscle queen with bigger handlebars and SK is showing more skin but no wedgie so it's less blatant

none kys tranny

Chinks love tits, they do this purely out of feminism.

how is buying classic supporting blizzard?

how about they change gul'dan's portrait, since he's a nigger for no fucking reason?

keep your hateboner away, old secretkeeper had more soul than the random new art.

>This is why characters like Kael'thas and Lady Vashj haven't made an appearance, but you have shit like the voraxx and hagatha the witch.
legendaries at release of hearthstone
>Ragnaros, The Fire Lord
>Tirion Fordring, Highlord
>Deathwing, The Destroyer
legendaries now
>SN1P-SN4P
>Flobbidinous Floop
>Floop's Glorious Gloop
>Hagatha the Witch

shitstone is fucking dead just like blizzard

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Why did they make her into Dreadlord Jaina

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>kidneystone so desperate they steal designs from heroes of the storm of all places
Hahahahahaha

China may, but their government doesn't

wtf hots is based

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Dust?

Nope.

How uninspired

Boo.

It's what you get when your dev team is full of Chads and Stacys.

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what secret is she keeping anons?

braps

>"stacey, what if she has a big butt tho?"
>"hell yeah chad, great idea!"

>Hearthstone gets fucked over by shit dev decisions constantly
>MTG is expensive as fuck
>Shadowverse is weeb trash

What fucking card game should i play? Slay the Spire was great but i want something competetive.

Pain went from thigh to tit focused
secretkeeper went from butt to tit focused

Hearthstone players:

Feminists:

Politicians:

Twitter users:

Absolutely nobody at all:

Blizzard: Succubus (now named Felstalker)

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>Succubus replaced entirely
>deadly shot and bite went from showing what they do to acting intimidating
>shopkeeper is just essentially Jaina in a red dress

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>What fucking card game should i play?

If you are talking about TCG/CCG, playing apparently means losing.
Maybe play Riichi Mahjong instead.

not to mention headcrack going from an actual painful blow to le funny slingshot goblin

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Reminder this is all thanks to China pandering, not the SJW, well maybe a little but mostly Chine

Based Blizzard are abs and tummies people

I don't see a single change on eviscerate. can someone point it out?

Look above the hand on the human.
Zoom in.

It's only acceptable when it's a man, dressed as a woman, who likes to be fucked by men.

CIS gendered women are to be covered, head to toe, no skin showing because appreciating the female form is objectifying them (and it's respectful to the Muslims); unless they're obese, then they should be naked, because that's brave and courageous, because being overweight isn't a problem, it's beautiful and they should be able to objectify themselves if they want to, their body their choice, but not if they're skinny grid girls/hooters girls/etc, because thats idealizing starvation.
Get it through your head bigot! #listenandbelieve (unless they're a conservative woman, then ignore them)

Fuck feminism and fuck America.

that's so fucking stupid
at least the other awful pointless changes were changes

But it's China telling them their cards are too sexy

just to be fair, "folks" is a trumper thing, not a libtard thing

>how is giving money to Blizzard supporting Blizzard

That she's pure, kind and loving.

but they don't want me to buy classic

A slutwalk is a woman being in control of her sexuality.
A neckbeard fapping to sexy images is a man being in control of his sexuality.

Since the drawing is an object, there's no specific individual gaining power over that neckbeard in that moment, and diminshes the power women haev over that neckbeard.

what did they lose the rights to the original TCG art or something? this seriously can't just be because they wanted to genuinely redesign these garbage fucking cards.

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This looks fucking horrible though.

yikes the state

>WOMEN ARE DOGS
WTF BLIZZCELS

>changing old card images because sexism and violence
This is pathetic to the core, oh well another game/franchise I won't bother myself with anymore.

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Fuck you WotC shill. Standard has been fucking garbage ever since Teferi Hero of Heartstone came out in War of the Spark.

cringe

here's your secret bro

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by their logic shouldn't they change the word "demon" to something less magic, like, dunno, "capitalists" instead?

Heres your Sally Whitemane bros

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People still care about this slot machine?

>changing misstress to queen
lmao. the card isn't even less sexy, fuck most of the women arent' even less sexy, unless China now see skeletons in the flesh of women's ass.

You're right. Teferi is faggot bait.
>just quit if you see me lock in my infinite combo!
>why do people go afk when they see me lock in my infinite combo?
>I've already won, just quit why do you want to waste your time?
>I mean, I actually enjoy going through the combo over and over again for 10 minutes, I like it when you quit.
>come on just quit!
>lol it's obvious you're salty when you don't quit, make me enjoy it more
>oh God you haven't quit yet? ITS OBVIOUS I'VE WON!

The game is pure shit rn.

>sexy girl... my pp hard.... me getting MAHD

Why did they cover up her legs? It looks like it was photoshopped.

never because a lot of dota 2 stuff is lifted from warcraft stuff and blizzard and valve came to an agreement when it came to sharing things

Literal fucking heresy.

>he wants to die on that hill when selling loot boxes to children is illegal soon

They need to 180 this design to hard core adult shit if they want to keep their lootboxes, no joke.

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Because they went full sjw? Read the thread fag.

t. roastie trannies

Why does blizzard want people to hate them?
Do they REALLY think the SJW crowd will pull through and make record breaking numbers?

I was going to make a "serves you right for playing hearthstone" post but those changes are just too whack, the fuck Blizzard

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>It looks like it was photoshopped
Chances it was literally shipped by some intern.

When they start censoring HotS, that's when you know blizzard has gone full soi.

they're killing hots from the inside.
They pulled the entire development team.

jej

Yikes

are you retarded? that's just negative space formed by the golden thing on her dress

I must be

Blizzard is long past the point of no return. All the executives want is more phone shit, and they threw their old development teams to the wolves to do it.

Wow guys? Can you don't.

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It looks horrendous my man.
some abs on a girl dont make a design good.
>thick over designed garbage armor plates.
its literal chink tier shit.
as opposed to this, whiteman looks infinately superior, even thought she still has those thick lines. that define the "WoW chink artstyle"