Jej, you virgins cant even get a gf. LOLOOLOLOLOL

jej, you virgins cant even get a gf. LOLOOLOLOLOL
whats your excuse Yea Forums?
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He looks like blackops.

I'd rather be the gf

girlfriends are easy to get, keeping them is hard

My excuse is that I do not want one, too much maintenance involved.

I'd rather no gf than a wh*te gf

Boy, she sure takes extra care to make sure her boobs are in frame.

Imagine having arms like that and refusing day after day to do some body weight exercises. I don't understand how guys can live like that. He would see significant gains in a few months. His arms would become functional, which at their current stage really aren't.

She's a jew, you can tell by her face and khazar milkers.

here's your white gf bro

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Are they dating? It just seems like a crossover thing to me and they're just hanging out. I'm also not a huge fag and had to google who both these people are though

How do I get one?


I'm a handsome 21y vergin.
My verginity is pure

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The master race

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>tfw my arms look like that
I have a gym membership though I just hate working out around people. Trying to hold off sleep for a few hours so I can just go in at 5, then sleep afterward.

>White girlfriend
What a cuck

Look at his arm, lmao.

>hot
>genuinely funny
>smart
>dates below these standards

I just don't get it. Why can't I get someone like that??? It's not fair. I look good and I try my best to also be funny, but how the fuck does this low grade bitch manage to date someone way above her grade? ITS NOT FAIR BROS

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Why the fuck is she with him

>pink sparkles has bigger arms than azmo

I didnt think she was that uggo "without" makeup
holy shit

I fucking knew Asmogold was going to be the new "Etika", dudes not even cold in his grave and people are already comfy with the idea of Asmog being the new "reaction guy"

Take a guess

Yes they are dating

he is rich

ahahahahahaaha

>be me
>get to cuddle cute girls all the time like pic related

Feels pretty good. I cant imagine being an incel who cant find anyone who is attracted to them.

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Most women date down. You just aren't that interesting or fun to be around.

How the fuck does this dude lift a glass of water without his arms breaking in half?

>Plastic mentally underdevelop twitch ethot
>physically and mentally underdeveloped twitch anti-jesus
A match made in america. You don't honestly think that GIRL WITH BIG BOOBIES MUST DATE BIG SUCCESSFUL IMPORTANT MAN right?

>bodyweight exercise
>gym

have you tried being famous and rich?
try that

he's disgusting

You don't need a gym. I mentioned body weight exercises specifically because guys with arms like that have gym anxiety. Treat it like jerking off and do it at home, alone. Significant gains await.

why is his hand the size of a stick

>sentence comprehension

You retarded incels do realize she has more money than him right?

>guy makes millions
>gf is still an ugly jew goblin

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>everytime I see her, her face looks different
makeup is amazing, how does she look like without two pounds of powder on?

Kek. How old is this guy? Why do white guys bald easily? Really glad I'm not white.

based

You don't think asmon uses He/Him pronouns do you?

god damn his skinny. pretty sure i could break those arms.

wtf i like white girls now

This nigga lives in a fucking rotting garbage pile

Pinksparklez isn't that much more rich than asmongold, though.

i'm not rich and famous

the key is having a lot of money

I paid a cute girl fifteen dollars to take a picture with me to convince my coworkers I have a girlfriend. I've also spent around five hundred dollars on custom girlfriend audios to simulate the experience because I'm ugly as shit, have a small, cut dick, and I'm terrified of chicks after years of horrible experiences.

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Fuck that's bad

A bit more subtlety next time, user

people who have to livestream their daily lives are so sad.

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rude my eboyfriend etika just died OwO

I think I have actual non-meme autism. No one is particularly understanding of me being socially inept, and a relationship would only hurt both parties.

that's kinda hot

She's disgusting even with 50 pounds of makeup

I could smoke them little arms

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She may have earned more money than him but she probably spents it in stupid thotshit and doesn't have anything left.

Marriage material right here, boys.

clearly i need to become an insufferable douche, i had no idea he was this pathetically skinny

I'd rather lift desu, and like I said I already have a membership and a job btw.
No one is ever there at 5 anyway. Eating enough is harder than working out for me desu.

>Pinksparklez
>asmongold

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What the fuck is wrong with white girls

blizzard pays him to keep their game alive

Nigs bald just as fast they just go full skinhead

I don't care which pronouns he wants to use as long as I can call him daddy while he topples me and makes fun quips as I smooch his dorito crumb covered beard.

Does asmongold really only date her for the money?

>this is someone's daughter

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I'd fuck the shit out of her boobs

To use his twitch fame to give her more exposure

this.

-bald black guy posting.

Does she let him touch her lel