You know who we should replace Donkey Kong with? A Fucking BABY!

You know who we should replace Donkey Kong with? A Fucking BABY!
- t. Some Guy at Rare

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DKC3 was my favorite one

You mean diddy kong. donkey kong wasn't even dkc 2. this is why dkc 1 is the best.

Probably mine too.

Baby Kong is badass

Do you think Dixie and Baby Kong fucked?

Someone on Youtube, forget who, postulated that they made the baby shitty and uninteresting on purpose because it was the last game in the trilogy and up until that point each sidekick had gotten their own game in the spotlight, so they didn't want people clamoring for another one.

DK64 is still unironically the best one.

Dead wrong

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Itx really weird how Donkey Kong was only playable in the first game, and his role got less and less prominent as the series went on.

this character is more mature than half of Yea Forums

It was a product of that particular god awful era where people in charge of media thought it was "cute" and "endearing" to put literal toddlers into major roles across video games, movies and TV.

No.
Seriously, go back and replay it. It's clunky as fuck.

Thats fucking retarded.Why not just make the last game Donkey + Dixie then?
It would have been a perfect circle.

half is really generous

Will Dong Returns 3 finally have separate playable characters again?

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Kiddy Kong was a sidekick to a sidekick to a sidekick.

its literally because rare was getting sick of the way they were mistreated by nintendo, specifically miyamoto who got aggressive with the company after seeing how big a hit dkc1 was, he began getting up their asses about "how come every game doesn't look like this/give it to me and my team" so they continually demoted each character. in dkc2 donkey kong becomes the damsel in distress (this is documented by rare, purposely done to make him just a damsel by the end of the game who comes down on the rope) and in 3 they all together fucked it off by not including even diddy as a shake at the bush. its sad because rare was incredible developer but unironically it all comes down to specifcally miyamoto being a fucking asshole.

I'm fine with DK not being completely cucked. Maybe that's just me. But Rare treated him like fucking shit.

Hilariously the marketing tried to push Kiddy Kong as the main character because they thought Dixie wouldn't sell a game.

girls are icky.

Well, it IS Dixie's game. Having DK there would of just overshadowed her.

Because they already established how DK played and wanted a character that could do some new shit?

how many toes does kiddy kong have?

None

>t. ZOOMER
DK was old shit when DKC2 came out, so of course Rare would introduce a new kong in the third entry.
BTW DKC2 is the best one and you have to save DK.

10/10

Fact:

If kiddy was replaced with dk then dkc3 would've been remembered as the best game in the series

There's no reason DK couldnt have been given Kiddy's moves.

The marketing department had a field day with that one.

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There is actually nothing wrong with Kiddy, and DKC3 is the best DK game second only to TF.

Only brainlets complain about Kiddy. That's like complaining that an amazing platformer like YI is bad because Baby Mario cries.

>YI is bad because Baby Mario cries
This is true though

I don't like Kiddy much at all but the game is still decent. Really wish the game had you play as DK and Dixie instead, though. Perhaps there's a hack for that.

Fuck Kiddy. I remember playing DKC3 as a kid and losing Dixie meant you were basically already dead.