>People tell me how good this is for years
>Finally play it
>It has a couple of dialogues that repeat over and over and is just a basic game of Poker
After beating it and getting my TF2 items, I feel like the game was more of a marketing scheme you had to pay money for rather than a real game
Now that these games are gone, I realise there are no good poker games on Steam
>iirc it launched for $5 so for what it was it's fucking great.
Poker Night 3 never but roster should be
>Master Shake/Carl with Meatwad in the background
>Dante
>Duke Nukem
>Conker
>no Valve or Telltale charcters
You had made the same thread for more than 5 days in a row. You need to stop before I take measure to stop your autism.
Why do you keep making this thread
You can buy poker night 2 on amazon. It's a good poker game at least.
Why would anyone want to play poker for no money and with an AI?
Not all of us have a gambling problem
Poker is fun.
Actually risking real money is not.
And none of my friends like poker.
Yeah, well pay 5 bucks to enter an online tournament to make it worth your while. There is literally nothing fun about gambling with no money.
I feel sorry for you that you can't have fun without wasting money, user.
Fuck gambling, I tried it once, and I don't get how people get addicted to it. Some flashing lights and then your money's gone.
Games have virtual money you stupid nigger.
Poker Night even has stakes with you trying to win the items of characters for TF2
Most people (read: brainlets) associate value with money instead of time or a product. Thus, to evaluate something they need a corresponding monetary descriptor given to whatever they're experiencing. I.E. they buy a 60$ game and expect 60$ worth of fun. Some people associate the price with it's value and just think they had 60$ worth of fun after playing a game they paid 60$ for. People are strange.
It was cheap as fuck and comfy with a glass of cognac and a smoke.
Wait a second what do you mean gone? The game is gone from steam?
telltale games went off the store I believe
Both games aren't on Steam bruv
If I delete the games from my steam library, can I redownload them again or am I fucked?
So you haven't played actual poker yet you defend playing poker without any stakes or without real people? You're not the one who needs to feel sorry for anyone, faggot.
>virtual money
>playing for retarded virtual clothing or some such that have no meaning whatsoever
just how underage are you?
Depends what do you mean by deleting, if you uninstall from your pc, I think you can redownload it again, but if you delete it from your account, then you are fucked
Telltale is donzo but Valve makes sense so I'll axe Dook or Conker and put in Scoot
Just play SPNATI (Strip Poker Night at the Inventory)
>user likes to throw away his money
>Brags about how this makes him more mature than those who play it safe
>playing poker against so
>Playing against real people with fake money
Neither are fun
The first because there's no challenge and the second because it's fake money and you can never actually outplay people pre or post flop because they just go all in because who cares
I love PokerStars VR but don't expect to be able to apply much real poker theory
Playing against ai, rather
I replied to this thresd before. Video game poker is pointless as fuck.
I mostly only played this to get my fix of Strong Bad during the hiatus. Dark times.
Why do you keep posting this you psychopath
How in the fuck is poker without gambling fun? You get stuck playing with retards that go all in before the flop half the time. It's so fuckin boring.
Playing online with money, even a few cents, is full of try hards.
Playing with friends with money is fun.
I am reminded of time Engineer kill entire team
It's nice and relaxing shitdick.
The AI does a good job of actually trying to win and will fold accordingly.
>You get stuck playing with retards that go all in before the flop half the time
Real poker isn't much different in that regard.
>Master Shake
Kino
>waiting for a table of retards to go all in preflop with shit hands
>relaxing
Are you british? Those fagsove playing fake poker and chatting.
Everyone doesnt call and turn over retarded hands in real poker tho. I've played poker in casinos
You don't win by folding.
Yes they do.
Yes I know, but the games AI doesn't do anything retarded. If go all in with shit cards, sometimes the AI will go against you and win, sometimes they won't and you'll get the pot.
You're a fucking idiot.
That's like saying DSP is pretty smart because he didn't accidentally stick a cactus up his ass yesterday.
Are you sure? You're the one whining the AI isn't as good as human players, and treating this obvious fact like some kind of great wisdom that you impart on the us plebians.
I don't give a shit in what kind of hobo "casinos" you played, people make shit plays all the time. People make shit plays in WSOP. People make shit plays playing with their buddies. People make shit plays all the time. And some of them come on to a video games imageboard to fellate themselves because they can beat a fucking video game that was designed as cheap marketing trick + free hats for TF2. Congrats, you figured out that this AI isn't perfect.
I don't know what you want (well, you want to play with people, so I can't blame you, but as far as single player texas hold em poker goes, it does everything right and I like it)
Poker is shit.
Well I love Poker so it's great to me.
how many times are you going to make this thread?
here's an idea: next time you get the impulse to do so, drink bleach instead
Cringe edgelord
Poker Night 3 needs Murdoc from Gorillaz
Based brainlets