OH NONONONONO

>only one sword
How did they manage to fuck it up?

He looks great. Too bad its fucking netflix

I'll be watching this for the laughs.

cute

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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This looks great, but let's see how fucked up will they turn this series along the way!

he looks amazing, shame about the shitskins ruining everything

it's going to be shit

>A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

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Where's the second sword?

>Netflix

Dead on arrival.

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Lookin' tight, Hank

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Better then Geralt of Niggia, still not going to watch it though because they're going to force a romance with the nigger witch.

Holy christ, it's like a BBC adaption.
No one would ever guess thats yen out of context.

The games are set after the books, dummy.

He doesn't need it because Geralt doesn't kill monsters in this, he befriends them and makes them understand that they shouldn't be killing and eating everyone they see.

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>Yen is now a cunt and ugly
What's the audience for this?

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>the worst monsters are the ones we create

OH BOT CAN'T WAIT FOR SHITTY MELODRAMA INSTEAD OF MONSTER SLAYIN. JESUS, FUCK AMERICA.

>no scars
>no cat eyes
>no ghastly appeal
ONE FUCKING JOB NETFLIX

Well the books do say Yennifer is extremely ugly and hides her appearance with magic. Maybe this is before she learns to do that.

>I don't follow
>the worst monsters are the ones we create

did they ever explain those nilfgaardian armor leaks that looked like they were made of cardboard or nah

im not even gonna bother watching this

Does anyone who read the books remember witchers being heavy metal fans?

I'd hug Cavill.
No homo.

Based

iirc he kept it on the horse most of the time in the books

>The games are set after the books, dummy.
That doesn't mean they can't be faithful or unfaithful.

Where is his 2nd sword?

all the seething pol fags itt will be watching the fuck out of this

Looks fantastic, why does it need to be wasted on Netflix?

incorrect. He even copped shit from most normies for having two swords

and I'm out

too handsome
i want W1 geralt look

amateur hour
why'd they choose to show off his man ass

>THE MONSTAH DINDU NUFFIN IT WAS MEN ALL LONG, KURWA

I think he is too bulky and supermanish if may say so.

I like the face but the armor... erghh

"Look how they massacred my boy"
Ok that actually looks pretty sick

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Geralt looks good, Ciri is ok but Yennefer is just awful. She should've played the role of a random peasant wife or something.

Just make him look older and it's Geralt

Monsters kill some people in the games. Human assholes, priests, despots, witches, thugs, bigots and bureaucrats kill more people.

FASTER THAN A BULLET

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Awesome. I hope Cavill can carry this to being at least watchable

>all these fags calling this good
>cheap looking armor
>no scars
>medallion isn't even a wolf head
>normal eyes

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yeah you will

>She's not an Aryan princess! Ugly slut wouldn't bang!

I'd like to see one Yea Forums resident get a date with a woman like that.

He's extremely watchable no homo, as long as his screentime takes 80% of the series, it'll be ok.

>no scars
>no cat eyes
>tanned
>zerg logo pendant
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yen was always a cunt.

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Even shitty cosplayers have a better medallion than that.

HE-MAN

I assume they didn't want to make Cavill walk around with CGI eyes or contact lenses, so the cat eyes will be occassional and only when Geralt uses his powers.

Why didn't this cast that naomi girl who played pink ranger?

Thank you for confirming my prejudice that this entire franchise as total garbage.

Maybe it's like narutos fake forehead protector before he graduaters from teh academy

my happa gf is unironically far more attractive then that and shes not being paid millions for her looks. jesus christ they should stop ruining things for virtue signalling.

This is based on the books and Geralt only carries one sword at a time usually steel. He only uses the silver sword for very specific monsters unlike the games where silver is effective against every monster.

Cavil is based.
Ugly sandnigger shitskin Poo In Loo turd

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Reminds me of Fabio.

>Cavil may be the only thing that will hold this piece of shit together

BLACKED

one sword is probably silver, so it is good enough to kill monsters and men

>date
are you a woman?

Cavill is too handsome and makes me feel all funny when I look at him.

Silver breaks easily so there should be a silver sword reserved for when you need to fight supernatural enemies and a steel sword for regular use.

Reminder

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PC Gamers are bot sexist and racis-

*sees thread*
Aaah, fuck this
*walks out*

this silver sword is with magic so cant break haha

Shit medallion, come on you can buy a good one for a dollar ffs lmao

>he a good monstah dindu nuffin

To tell true, orginal books were very melodramatic.

He doesn't have half the scars at this point. If it follows the stories well he should get his neck scars early on, and you can see the cat eyes, I think you're fucking blind mate.

Not even Superman will convince me to ever watch this. Won't even pirate, let alone give Kikeflix views.
It's cancer. I think Henry Cavil was initially just excited to play in this because he loves the Witcher games. He probably couldn't even imagine what these filthy kikes would turn this into and how hard they woud rape this iconic slavic fairy tale with their jewswine trenched social marxism and undermining forced shitskin pushing multiculti

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>the worst monsters are the ones we create
confirmed for being a boring talk-soap-opera with occasional fights that aren't important at all to the entire series

Its a Netflix series, it was over budget.

Based retards don't know what a medallion is.

is this a gay porn?

>we witchers dont use heavy armor
>need to move alot
>this is ok

lets not fool ourselves, the whole series is just an excuse for the female writers to put Superguy into tight clothes and lust over him

The worst monsters are people who buy IP rights to a beloved franchise to push their ideology down people throats.

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I like her.

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>"the worst monsters are the ones we create"

>werewolf rips someone in half and eats there viscera
>Werewolf looks directly at camera and smirks

what monsters did Geralt or any of his team create? this doesnt make sense, unless they mean Emhyr spawning Ciri at one point

I watch 20 minutes of TV per week lmao

>everyone says looks like hot garbage (it does)
>all going to watch it and shitpost about it here and on Yea Forums anyway
Fucking cucks

we as humans you mong

>designated conjuring streets

spotted the plant

the monsters are the humans

>the worst thing are netflix original, which we create
lol are they TRYING to turn people off of this?

Based but also go back to Superman

Based on the books. If he has a horse, he always keeps his second silver sword on the horse.

>what monsters did Geralt or any of his team create?
Hitler, KKK, Donald Trump, they were all created by white men, and we white people all need to take responsibility

bigot

I like me some delicious brown and there is nothing you can do about it. She's a shit Yen, doesn't mean she can't appeal to my peepee.

Cavill is a great actor.

Shame Superman is probably going to get recasted, he's the perfect Supes

Agreed. We need the Man of Tomorrow back.

Poo can't ever be delicious brown, das rite

It's the royal "we"

nobody. because sjws and progressives don't contribute to capitalism unless it's starbucks

Post Nilfgaardian penisheads

>nigger witches
>prettyboy superman Geralt
>ONE SWORD
Wow they just keep spitting in our faces. Just like Disney with SW

wouldn't even give her a second glance irl. not a good Yen.

here we go

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more like the FARTER amirite?

why would i lower my standards when i could just jack off to some hentai

>not Mads Mikkelsen
poor choice.

>The worst monsters are the ones we create
This is Netflix talking about itself, and nobody can convince me otherwise.

>THE WORST SMELLS ARE THE ONE WE CREATE.

>fuck the book description, my politics must be EVERYWHERE I only breath forthe cause! OBEY ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEE

>already blackwashed a character like in Castlevania
Watch any religious characters be Hitler as well in the show.

that's just the icing on the shitcake. they deliberately set out to sabotage this as much as they could.

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pardon me i dont think yen was ever a nigger. fix this.

I bet Geralt only has 1 sword because otherwise it would "confuse" people.

>henry cavil
should of been coster waldau

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lol

Don't bother

You are months too late

What the fuck is this? Source?

why dose the world want to ruin everything i hold dear?

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I wouldn't want to date an indian

The only decent casting

They all look terrible

>Now

Is the "world" a new ((()))?

Just got done watching the 2 seasons of the german show Dark on Netflix. Pretty good, worth watching. No niggers in it.

I don't get it, she looks fine. Is it because she looks black on that picture? I'm pretty sure that's the lighting.

looks like legolas gone whitcher.

Photographer should be fired, she's not even looking white here because he fucked up light and contrast

Oh boy! I can't wait for all of the clumsy analogies to modern day social politics about how bigoted and evil the mean white men are to all these diverse brown women!
I bet that Geralt is going to be a good Ally to women everywhere and not disagree with them because women always know what's best!

Worse than that, a poo.
But then again Fringorilla Nigro is the most reatrded casting and a heinous crime

kys loser you lost i won

>why are there niggers in my witcher?
that's what you get when you employ a female director.
this show is going to be absolutely fucking horrible.

i doubt the man who been doing fantasy for the last 10 years wants to do another fantasy show

whats up with the mortal kombat logo medalion?

SEA Indianfag here, I wouldn't even date our women, no need to pretend that they are attractive for social brownie points.

Honestly not as bad as expected.

>attractive male lead
>ugly goblino females

Every single tv show these days

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youtu.be/42RvUDbtNM0
Reminder Witcher series COULD be good if only any non-NPC people worked on it.

Nice blog, where do I subscribe?

She's not black. She's a curry.

>bug eyes poo-in-loo
>not the stern, resting bitch face, purple eyes and bountiful black curls of Yennefer

fuck my bussy zaddy henry

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3 Stardust Crusaders

That's what you get when you employ any director from the UK these days. Female from UK = ingredients for a hot batch of jewish propaganda.

Yen is now a pajeet lmao

>Original
They didn't make the Witcher though

Obviously the "we" here is netflix, and the monster is the show itself.

It's a warning.

Who watches this schlock besides women anyway?

It's hard not to like Henry the person, and watching the new Superman films I think we all wanted to believe that his stiff delivery was primarily the result of a mediocre and cringy script and not a result of the man. However, after seeing him be equally stunted in a very different role in the new M:I, we all had to admit to ourselves that he was just a shitty actor. Granted, a Netflix actor is on average one tier below a TV actor and maybe that's fitting for him, but I don't think we should have too high hopes. He looks good in photos but he looked good as Superman too. That wasn't the problem.

Its a theme of witcher books.

If I do I'll just pirate it, though.

Not video games
Not even based on video games
Why is this there

Armor needs more rivets.
If they were trying to go for raven armor they dun fucked up.

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>Giving a fuck about kikeflix witcher

Ni huja

>one sword
>the medalion look like shit
>nigger yennifer
(((they))) have to ruin everything right?

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It's riding off of Witcher games success, therefore its Yea Forums related.

I hate the 2010s so goddamn much

it's also the theme of the first game

>Castlevania
>The Dragon Prince
>Love Death Robots
>Carmen Sandiego
>Ultraman
>Devilman Crybaby
>Hilda
>Bojak Horseman

Why do you feel the need to get on the internet and tell lies? Is it because you can't afford Netflix?

I can't imagine the outrage on twitter if they whitewash an african tale.

Breed me daddy.

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True but also:
Who the fuck watches capeshit?

Wait until you experience the race world wars of 2020

Actually, this medalion makes more sense than the game one. Do you really want to, while making pirouettes, spinning, dodging and swinging, to have a metallic object full of sharp edges near your face?

right here!

Are they jumping straight to the witcher 3 story?

I have netflix, but I sure don't watch any of their originals. Everything you mentioned is garbage.

at this point I'm welcoming it

this should be yennefer

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Which is why it's doomed
>"We will make (((our))) own Witcher!"
>The only reason people know about or care for Witcher are the games
>Has nothing to do with the games
I just don't know who makes these decisions and thinks it's a good idea. There is so much money involved in all of these doomed-to-fail projects. It must be way easier to get into these positions than I thought

Fuck back to Yea Forums
Netflixing videogame IPs is doomed to fail harder than Uwe Boll movies

Geralt looks okay but too bad the rest of the cast is shit.

>Castlevania
>good
man i sure do love generic vampires talking about things that are not related to the main characters

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>It must be way easier to get into these positions than I thought
you only get hired if you're already friends with someone who has a job.

i have put too much effort in a shitpost thread that 404'd to delete this, so have a pic

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>jew
I see your point, maybe Mummy Rachel Weisz not current year

Those thicc thighs belong on my shoulders!

fuck beat me to it

So what kind of deal did Sapkowski get for the show? Is he going to bitch about it endlessly just like with the games?

I only saw half of them, but they were all shit, knee deep into liberal bullshit

and it still manages to be better than what you like.
how sad.

postal was the best video game movie ever made

Those are all trash and you're a retard.

Now list the obviously shitty Netflix Originals
>character limit
nvm

Of course, "They" dont see what's wrong.

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What the actual fuck is that pathetic medallion?
Unironically game breaking

Wasn't even aware it existed.
Now I'm going to replay Postal 2.

i like your mother

Deal with it sweetie. There's no room left for wh*toid m*n. Move over.

>Hilda
I couldn't go past three minutes of this abomination

>The Dragon Prince
>Hilda

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Hope he kys himself after seeing his series raped corpse.

Motherfucker don't try to act like we are all cool with this shit. I can't help that thw people who are making this shit made these choices.

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It's going to be cringe as fuck feminist bullshit.

>I sure don't watch any of their originals
>Everything you mentioned is garbage.
How would you know if you don't watch them? I don't think you have Netflix. Enjoy your cable subscription, faggot.

>Netflixing videogame IPs is doomed to fail harder than Uwe Boll movies
Castlevania was a success and I hope you're ready for Devil May Cry.

>Castlevania
>Not good

>Liberal bullshit
You didn't watch any of them.

>Trying this hard to be contarian.

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But he'll have coke money this time

>MFW the polish tv movie looks better

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Is this going to follow the books or the games?

Low quality bait from a low IQ summerfag

Very Conan-esque.

And when Geralt kills all white people he will commit suicide because he will be the last monster...

>a hideous mutant looks like this

...

>another show full of niggers, mutts, faggots, and other progressive values
Ask me again why I pirate all Burgoid entertainment.

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"Force"

Read the books, you illiterate faggot.

they aren't even hiding it anymore

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>castlevania
>good
man i sure do love testicle jokes and people bitching about the church 24/7

>Morpheus Dorpheus
Typical Eric Andre fan

They know what he has an issue with but they want it written in a post so they can screenshot it and post it for sjw karma points.

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O N E S W O R D
N
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S
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy your desperately cried for (You)

They haven't been hiding it for the last 150 years, most people are just too low iq to notice

>Castlevania
>Good
It's not. Season 1 was decent, but since Season 2 was so horrible Season 1 is just now wasted potential.

If they had to blackface Fringilla, could they at least pick an east African instead of this veritable ape?

>OH NONONONONO
>twitter.com/seewhatsnext/status/1145693837676797952

>One sword

Goddamn diversity transgender hires, can't even fucking get one thing right.

Will he?

absolutely not, the books and games don't fit in to the kike globohomo agenda, now do they?

>Election tourist calling someone low IQ and a Summerfag
Upset that you're subreddit is quarantined?

t. Assmad Christian

>mad

Trump_Wrong.gif

>Castlevania
>The Dragon Prince (who the fuck even watches this lol)
>Love Death Robots AKA only two good episodes
>Hilda
>Bojak Horseman

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you have to admit the yen and triss actors are unfortunately cute.

Quit trying, kid.

Or he can make some budget coke, krokodil
Depends on how many shekels this shitshow will rake him. I reckon he at least can buy a decent bag before hitting the rope, not enough to OD from.

atheists are the vegans of religion

Can we finally admit that witcher is even gayer than 50 shades of gay?

>How would you know if you don't watch them? I don't think you have Netflix. Enjoy your cable subscription, faggot.
Even if I didn't have netflix, nobody has cable anymore, and streaming exists, so you're retarded either way. As for your first question, I gave most of them chances, and they all turned out to be garbage (hence I don't continue to watch them). It's not that hard to figure out.

LDR is mostly bad but there's more than two good episodes.

NILFGARD
HE'S IN

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>t. Assmad Christian
>Trump_Wrong.gif
The show fucking sucks, deal with it. There's absolutely zero balance with characters particularly in the second season and it ruins any pacing the show had.
If you actually play and enjoy the Castlevania franchise, you'd know that the show is lacking in almost every single degree and doesn't capture the tone of the games at all.

>autistic
giving actual autists bad name with this shit.

Holy shit

At least it won't be as bad as the movie (probably).

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Would've instantly drawn every normie to the show even more than Cavill but the dude's rich as hell off of GoT money and probably doesn't wanna deal with another shitty fantasy series

shit costume, shit skin
seriously how hard is it to use black and white and not lolrandom grey and fur all over the fucking place
also nice violet eyes wait nope

No, the (You)s sustain me.

>mad

Nah, I'm positive you have cable and your parents won't pay for Netflix because "We have 600 channels. Find something to watch".

Don't reply to this AIDS ridden flaming homosexual, everyone

They literally wanted them to look like wrinkly ballsacks and the helmet look like a penis as a metaphor for "fuck men".

I'm not even joking, someone post the tweet

I have the first game, are the 2nd and third worth picking up if I didn't care much for the first? I'm more interested in the gameplay than the story which I could just watch on youtube or something.

INSTEAD OF GIVING THE IRONIC SHITPOSTER (YOU)s, GIVE THEM TO ME

All they had to do was to read like half of the first book ffs

"No."

another autist here

I hate cunts that post the fact they're autistic on their profiles

You're supposed to get (You)s from real people in the real world.

but that's not a Geralt

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Ah, okay, so you refuse to accept reality because you can't admit you're an idiot.

>fringorilla

Here you go, good sir

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Why are weebs so cringy everytime?

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You'd have to be pretty autistic to post that you are autistic on twitter

>extremely ugly
She's just a girl with a hunchback, nothing about extreme ugliness. But that face straight up doesn't match her description from the books. Whatever, they'd just use their
>lol it wasn't described with 100% detail so it's open for interpretation :^)
shit again.

>""""""le contrarian""""""
YOU TRIPLE NIGGER
GO FUCKING RIP YOUR OWN HEART OUT FAGGOT

SINCE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND LET ME FUCKING SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU

>dragon prince
The animation is just ugly.
.Everything is very smooth and lacking in texture and depth.
The cell shading looks like ass and the framerate of the 3d models is so fucking low that it's distracting.
The writing is garbage, the jokes fall flat, it's juvenile and immature, and lacks the ability to deliver any meaningful message thanks to the clash in tones of epic adventure and fart jokes.
Thats before we even get into the fucking bull-shit that the SJWs in netflix pulled.
>A FUCKING DEAF PERSON IS A KNIGHT CAPTAIN
A FUCKING
DEAF
PERSON
ARE
YOU
FUCKING
SERIOUS
NETFLIX

>Things that are explainable:
>A black king.
This is a literal fantasy world, the culture is different and I can accept a dark skinned king.
>A white skinned villain.
See above
>children doing ridiculous feats of bravery and strength
Fantasy world whatever

>Things that are not explainable:
Someone hiring a deaf knight, but not only that, ALSO making her the fucking captain of a bunch of other knights.
>Hilda
Literally just a fucking run of the mill adventure fantasy kids show
there's not much wrong with it objectively, but it's like the 9,000,000 show in that genre to be released
it's utterly lacking in creativity, treads EXACTLY THE SAME fucking themes as literally every other fantasy adventure show, and ultimately feels like a much much worse Gravity Falls.

I don't fucking care if you like the show. That's wonderful. I'm glad you can find enjoyment in shitty Netflix Originals, but these shows are fundamentally and heavily flawed.
Liking a show doesn't make it good.
Liking a bad show doesn't make you bad.
Liking a show and understanding that not everyone will agree is fine.
Liking a show and calling anyone that doesn't like it a [buzzword] makes you a fucking triple nigger

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The funniest thing is there are lines and dialog straight from the books that I KNOW people are going to get angry about and think it was added in by netflix to push an "agenda".

They are the lesser evil in this case

You just know he is a seven foot muscleman chad who fucks aryan blonde supermodels

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The veiny ballsack armor?

Ah, the fabled Dick Banner... the famous light cavalry from Ban Gléans
wait, that was a Kaedweni unit, not Nilf
well fuck me kek

the actors are cute and are at no fault.
The casters that cast them as Yennifer and Triss deserve to be castrated

>described as pale with blueish eyes
>better cast some shitskin mutt
OK

all of these suck shitdick. way to prove his point, kike $hill

Lol no. I'm sure there's plenty of liberty in designing a pre-Witcher 1 armor set anyway.

...

Nice argument.

You do realize that this shitshow will get more normies to play the games and be offended at things they don't like then proceed to rant at CDPR on twitter for triggering reparations.
I'm glad I enjoyed the books and games before this shit *sip*

>Bojack Horseman
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Opinion discarded

i think triss's will look good once she's got the wig on but yenn's wont have the presence to pull off the character

>Ban Glans

Read the books, retard

He doesn't need to use a silver sword for monsters, when oils can be applied to any type of sword. You haven't played the games huh?

>anime avatar

>Cavill's buns
:3

Yeah so? You could cast Tobey Maguire as Mao Ce Tung, he's cute but he would make a fucking terrible Mao because he doesn't look like Mao at all

I don't see the issue, guys. Black women are pretty.

True, a bug eyed poo cannot convey Yen's personality or looks.
I want someone to defend Fringorilla so I can have hearty keks.

The guy looks OK but it doesn't really fit Geralt. Dude looks too much like some kind of Prince Charming, no peasant would be afraid of that dude.

I guarantee my Castlevania collection DWARFS everyone's here. I've been a fan of the games for 30+ fucking years.

The Netflix show was tight as fuck. What were you expecting? It's based on a fucking NES game with like two lines of dialogue.

It was never going to be Breaking Bad, or The Wire, or any other legendary show. It's fantastic for what it is, and the literal two sentences of source material from the back of the fucking box.

KYS faggot.

>muh fap bait
>muh poo in loo
Don't you people laugh at SJWs when they cry about too many white men?

Pretty ugly!

Maybe they hired the actors based on acting talent?

>corporations exploiting minorities by tricking them into thinking they care
that's the real issue

at least when he grows out of anime he will have a good head on his shoulders.

Where's his other sword?

Just play the third game and call it a day. It's easily the best despite what nostalgiafags would say about 1.

All I'm getting from your statement of
>It's fantastic for what is is
is that
>I settle for mediocrity

>Nnnnnnnnice ass, Superman

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>everything is shades of grey, both literally and figuratively

WOW SO DEEP AND MEANINGFUL
GAME OF THRONES AM I RIGHT?!

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Triss will look great if they make her hair red.

Unfortunately, I hear they aren't.

>Concern trolling

>It's made of real ballsacks of their enemies

Well Sapkowski once told that he approve feminism and lodge of Sorceresses in books is a nod to that. He also like strong woman archetype and his books are full of that kind of characters.

Cavill should honestly be Superman, he's got the look.

95% of black women are objectively repulsive and resemble silverback gorillas
no one can refute this
make Velen white again

Clearly, because I am talking to the embodiment of it right now.

It's not settling for mediocrity, I was expecting it to suck as all adaptations from Hollywood and television are, but despite having no real source material to pull from aside from gameplay and some written words on the back of the box, it turned out really good.

It's more being surprised they made something good with nearly nothing to pull from storywise, because it's based on an action platformer from the late 80's lol.

Netflix seems to be OK when it comes to funding anime. Devilman was OK and there were one or two Netflix-funded anime in the past that weren't badeither. The rest of this list is mostly shit. is kinda right, LDR was pretty hit or miss with most of it being miss. I was amazed by the CGI quality in the episode with the space spoidah waifu though.

>good head on his shoulders
>constantly thinking about wife's boyfriend and cuckold memes
Okay lol

Pierdole to

I’ll just stick with the based polish books and polish games

>The worst monsters are the ones we create.
Are we the baddies, Yea Forums?

spotted the fat neckbeard larper.

>this is a mutant that scares away people with his appearance
yeah, no

Some monsters are sentient and perfectly content to never interact with humans in any way, so any witcher worth his salt tends to leave them be. Dragons, vampires, succubi and the like all fall under the "best just leave them be" category unless the witcher is from one if the shittier schools like the Cat, who effectively act more like mercenaries then specialized monster slayers

The real monsters are the ones we meet along the way

Check out Sirius The Jaeger. I haven't watched Netflix's version yet but I watched the sub as it came out last year and it was surprisingly good. If they didn't shit the bed on the dub it's worth checking out.

why does he only have one sword
geralt is supposed to have two swords. steel for humans, silver for monsters

i expected then to respect the source material
is that too much to ask for?

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I have a feeling they're talking about Geralt himself, which makes this fucking awful

TERRIFYING SCREAM

The games did the exact same thing with prettying him up, though.

I agree, as confirmed by this poorly photoshopped image, he would look great as Superman.

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>One sword
>No scar
>Clothes look too clean and perfect
>Shitty medallion

There should be no sword

Silverback gorillas are k-selected and have higher IQ than west africans

>The Netflix show was tight as fuck

Y I K E S ! ! ! !

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Maybe he noticed if you have 5% silver in the alloy it forms a bond with oxygen that protects the sword from rust and kills monsters.

the only monsters geralt will kill are white people

the series will be about respecting the culture of the monsters and welcoming then into the cities

Yen is OK, I don't like the one for Triss at all but that's just a preference.
The problem with Yen is that she doesn't look like she should, at all. She is supposed to have a narrow chin, blue-purlish eyes and pale skin. CDPR pretty much nailed her looks. The actress, however, isn't similar at all.

Sirius was fine, I agree. Weird second half, but it was alright. The other two I know of were AICO and Kuromukuro, or at least I think they were funded by Netflix.

Ni chuja.

why the fuck does he have only one sword? Anytime I talk to somebody and they tell me about a show they watched on netflix it always end up with them telling me it was shit.

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Castlevania is amazing you triple nigger

DROPPED

>dracula dies
>castle doesnt crumble

IS FUCKING SHIT

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>5% silver in the alloy it forms a bond with oxygen that protects the sword from rust
Is this a real thing?

Wasn't one of his big gripes about the games that he got paid peanuts for them because he was dumb enough to sell off adaptation rights for pocket change?

If you go by the books, he's just using a steel sword for the most part. You have to consider that the whole steel/silver sword thing is mostly done for gameplay. Steel still does kill shit in the books, it's just that silver hurts like a bitch.

She looks alright here compared to that shot floating around of the actress but based off how they describe Yennefer she needs to be more then alright.

Monsters welcome!

trash series for a trash game

Which is kinda funny since the humans are the foreigners in the Witcher-verse anyways.

everyone but dwarves are foreigners

lol yeah so true, what was your favorite quip? I can't choose just one because they're all just sooooo hilarious and fitting!

CHURCH BAD
DRACULA GOOD

I'm pretty sure elves were the original inhabitants, too.

Wolf head is silly, it was just the cdpr design. In the books it's a medallion with a wolf head, so pretty accurate there.

where's the second sword?

So the shitty games get a shitty tv show. Whats new

your point?

Wrong.

The Polish TV movie is a million times better than that Netshits adaptation will ever be. I'm calling it right here.

so were the jews

Every
Single
Time

When do you faggots learn to stop giving netflix your money to fund shit like this?

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Having 2 swords is obviously racist

it gave us green tities in episode 3,

he looks perfect

Except that he only has 1 sword

I like Chadvil but I just don't think he works for Geralt. Yennefer looks better then I feared but worse then I hoped for and Ciri looks like trash. Reminds me of goblino Claire.

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>my witcher sense is tingling
>racists, gotta be

imagine my shock

The other is saddled to his horse.

Two swords all the time is a gameplay concession made for the games, Geralt almost never carries both on his person in the books, especially when he's working.

But what is their tax policy?

Fringlla only looks good in the drawing, maybe it's that specific screenshot of the gsme but she looks like shit. Nigger obviously looks even worse though.

> image familiar

You have to admit that the Netflix adaptation Bishop is a lot more accurate than the other characters.

> monk who learns spells
Sure, because if there's one thing that the Catholic Church likes is magic and spells.

> Church officer looking for Dracula's powers
So the church is looking to acquire Dracula's powers? Closer, but no cigar. Very unlikely that they'd use Satanic power for anything good. Possibly pedophilia and keeping people from education, though.

> Bishop who is hostile towards a woman engaged in scientific progress
Pretty much par for the course if we look at the Catholic Church across time. Science was mostly at the fringes of the church, and the Church certainly didn't tolerate women meddling in church or scientific affairs.

Well they managed to get the purple eyes right.

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Why wont hollywood leave video games alone?

That angle was notoriously used by women in Myspace

I cant wait for the series to be absolutely raped and thrust into the mainstream forever. Witcher fags will never recover.

She's a shit face user, that's even worse

How are you going to waste Cavill like this? Poor guy.

Looks fucking terrible.

He's supposed to look pale and goulish. He's attractive in a creepy way. This is just pure chad with white long hair.

I'm not a huge witcher guy but isn't their race directly tied to where they live?

>tfw secondaries outing themselves by shitposting about only one sword

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Books are for faggots.

>goulish.
That's just his smile, Geralt himself is pretty handsome.

She's not white

Games are for faggots

>The Dragon Prince (who the fuck even watches this lol)
I watched both seasons because of the cute Scottish elf, but the world building is POZZED as fuck.

>the world is based on medieval imagery, but the king is black
>women warriors. The highest ranking officer is a deaf woman who gives orders in sign language. She's also the strongest fighter
>a different kingdom is ruled by interracial lesbian queens. They get killed due to plot, and their 11 year old daughter (how the fuck) becomes the queen despite being too young. She has no advisers because she's wise enough to lead the whole kingdom on her own
>all the men besides the Kang and the main villain are inept losers who get easily beat by female characters
>the protagonist is a mutt, son of the Kang and his queen who is white, and also a better fighter than the Kang

i quite like her ingame model

he carried two swords in the books too, just not the second one on his back.

So where did yen get the idea that a poo would be the pinnacle of beauty?
I thought all the wizards had aryan aesthetic sense.

Where did this opinion that NETFLIX BAD come from? Granted they've made alot of trash (like this show is likely gonna be), but they've made more than enough good shit to counterbalance that. They have a way better track record than a typical TV network, which produces a million shitty reality and cop shows between the one hit they manage to make.

Is it just Yea Forums shitting on something popular for the sake of it again?

>he thinks Yea Forums out of all boards gives a rat's ass whether you're a secondary.
>he thinks elitism is alive and well on Yea Forums

He kept his silver one strapped to his horse's saddle, he carried his steel sword around only unless he went on a contract

They all look like shit.

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Have you not noticed the fact that 99% of netflix originals are MUH STRONK WOMEN DONT NEED NO MAN MEN ARE TRASH? because its literally true.

read a book faggots.

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yes.

NIGGERFER

GOD DAMN NIGGERS ARE SO FUCKING UGLY IM SO SICK OF LOOKING AT NIGGERS I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS MY EYES LITERALLY HURT JUST LOOKING AT THAT FUCKING MONKEY

Basically
>buy up rights to every moderately popular IP
>release a show based on it
>quite often it's shitty or suffers from being pozzed to hell and back
>sometimes it's alright
People just get angry if the adaptation to whatever franchise they like end up being shit, moreso than with your usual TV originals.

I've read it, yes but I'm too used to the ingame one

>Fringilla Niggo

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i was about to post something like this, the medallion in the books was flat

>Naked Henry soon
The only reason you should watch this.

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Games>books faggot

>Fringorilla Nigro

this but unironically

>anime posting nigger in 2019
kill yourself immediately

He looks a bit too square doesn't he? Like, the hair's good but he's way too bulky.

Yeah but outside adaptations they produced some pretty kino shows like Mindhunter and Narcos.

What the fuck are they doing? I forgot this was a thing, dear lord.

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>1 sword
>shitty medallion

THEY HAD ONE JOB

Fuck netflix. They ruined arrested development.

but the show is based on the books, not the games.
The games are pretty much post-season4-GoT-tier fan fiction.

Niggers are ugly though unless you're one yourself. Where do you think the old
>all asians look the same
thing came from? It's just basic human nature.

>>Fringorilla Nigro

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Yea Forums will never not be an anime site, normalfag.

>one sword
Why?

are you upset?

No, because I only watch good shows. Just stop watching bad shows and making everything a fucking culture war.

>Generic brown studded leather armor

Can't wait to see what Lindybeige and Shcolagladiatoria have to say about it.

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you too

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>i only watch good shows
So nothing on netflix then

He doesn't really carry two swords in the books either.

Isn’t he supposed to be an ugly albino fucker?

>posting animeshit outside of dedicated anime boards
get cancer newnigger

Wrong
>I believe in the sword. As you can see, I carry two. Every witcher does. It's said, spitefully, the silver one is for monsters and the iron for humans. But that's wrong. As there are monsters which can be struck down only with a silver blade, so there are those for whom iron is lethal. And lola, not just any iron, it must come from a meteorite.

>Lindybeige and Shcolagladiatoria
You mean two literal fucking retards?

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Nobody would watch a show / an uggo lead. And attractive male would generate interest from females.

I'll post anime wherever I want, tourist.

>Mozilla Firefox
Kek

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He does for a very small part, sure. Most of the series he's just using a dwarven steel sword and that's it.

Day 1 pirate

Real talk, how do people like this get ingrained in hollywood. Everybody in that pic is pretty young and probably not that talented.

Not saying I could write a better show, but whenever I see people like this I can't help but think they got their jobs purely through nepotism.

>geralt is supposed to look like a mutant with corpse white skin and scars
They cast ladys favorite Henry Cavil
Why?

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upvoted my anime NPC-friend

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Good shit, /v is crying as always anyway.

>aspiring cat mom
oh nonono

>Scholagladiatoria
>literal fucking retard

lmao get a load of this big brain over here.

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He literally says that he carries two and that all witchers do not that he is just temporarily using one. Maybe it was added as a thing retroactively but it's confirmed that you should be imagining geralt with 2 swords in all of the books.

nobody knows the witcher from the books. the show is riding on the success of the 3rd game

>EVERYTHING IS BAD, HURR AM I COOL YET

Go back to make /pol/ bait threads and spamming interracial porn faggot.

He has it on roach or some shit.

Sex sells, obviously. Dude's handsome as fuck and it's obvious why he's cast, it's just the makeup artists/directors who did a shit job.

We get it, you're new and trying to fit in. Back in my day you were expected to lurk before posting.

...

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He never carries two on his back like in the games though, he's got the silver one on Roach, if he's got it with him at all.

BREED

ME

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Why is she brown?

dilate

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He's only gonna kill humans because we're the real monsters

>The casters deserve to be castrated
They probably already took care of that themselves

He's not albino. His hair color is result of Witcher experiments.

They didn't describe every single detail in the books, we're free to interpret her looks as we wish :^)

*white men

Honestly he looks more like Legolas than Geralt

Elves came from an alternate universe and got stuck in the witcherverse after the Conjunction of the Spheres

brown washing is fine - chill, you bigots

Literally Carmen Sandiego is the only one worth watching.
And why not add the brave Trap-Ra to the list? ;^)

The modaillon is unrealistic as fuck you retards. How would witchers afford this shit? And I mean just the metal and the perfectly shaped wolf head, not the magic stuff.

his hair is result of him seeing beytrayal of witchers

ffy

You mean original tv show adaptation

I feel sorry for Cavill who specifically auditioned for the role because he actually played the Witcher series and wanted to portray Geralt.

This thing is going to be a complete trainwreck even with normie audiences. pic unrelated.

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Why is he so fucking pretty? I’m not gay, but I blush when I look at his photos... I feel like I wouldn’t be able to keep eye contact while talking to him...

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>i don't like this yen
>WHY BECAUSE SHE IS BROWN IT IS BECAUSE SHE IS BROWN ISN'T IT? APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
I wish the internet didn't exist

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>I feel sorry for Cavill who specifically auditioned for the role because he actually played the Witcher series and wanted to portray Geralt.
Got a sauce on that? Never heard him say that.

he looks too handsome and bulky 2bh

they literally fucked up everything they could

Yes, any women I can't bed is automatically qualified for any role ever and I'm not allowed to have an opinion on it otherwise

imagine if this wasn't tainted by diversity casting and producers

cuck mods already deleted my thread, watch out bros

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that's pretty gay

What kinda fucking timeline will this even have
They have some minority cast as Renfri. The bitch that Geralt had to kill in Blaviken in a short story. I guess episodes will be standalone, thus fucking several stories at once.

what's funny is that exact kind of behavior is what gets people to be racist anyways. it's like they want to alienate everyone as much as possible

ITT Yea Forums can't grasp this is not game adaption but book adaption

this,
except the medallion

IT'S FUCKING FABIO

being kind and eating diversity cereal... Just kidding - it's good genes and intense work-outs

syfy.com/syfywire/henry-cavill-is-a-witcher-fan-would-absolutely-play-geralt-in-netflix-adaptation

>Asked what games he’s into these days, the sometimes-mustachioed Superman actor didn’t hesitate. "The Witcher 3. I just replayed all the way through. Love that game. Really good game,” Cavill enthused.

>at led to the inevitable follow-up question: would Cavill be down to suit up as the silver sword-wielding Geralt of Rivia, to track down monsters in the Netflix series?

>“Absolutely,” he replied. “Yeah, that would be an amazing role.”

You know it was a movie first, right?

It’s an ADAPTATION, not a retelling, sperg

Even if they did, she's brown so it would look ridiculous. Despite what casting directors seem to believe, gingers (north-western Europeans in general) look significantly different from your average USA melting-pot "white person". It isn't just a hair colour. Bleaching an Italian's hair won't make them look Scandinavian. Gingeface is a cancer infesting the silver screen and needs to end ASAP.

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> the SJWitcher
No thanks

Threw up in my mouth.
Any expert in mutt breeding care to explain the atrocities commited genetically in here?
Like what the everloving fuck is the upper right corner? A mongol ginger?

>replays games
>almost missed Superman role call because he was raiding on WoW with bros

He’s truly one of us and the King of Yea Forums

BASED

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He's way too square jawed.

Nice thanks user, wasn't saying you were wrong was just curious as to where you'd seen it.

>Renfri
nah i see it will be played by britbong nopt shitskin one

In the books there were no blacks, only some eastern dudes. Yen sure as hell didn't look as indian or Triss as mystery meat mutt.

He can do whatever he wants w/ my body.

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>he still subs to streaming platforms
>doesn’t have a dedicated HDD for media or plex server

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A lot of people in this thread have read the books and are pointing inconsistencies.

Geralt is canonically a lady killer, makes sense they'd cast the guy who causes nearby panties to spontaneously burst into flames

I would rather it stay this way. If they went with her having red hair, she'd just look like Starfire from Titans.

Absolute fucking unit, he is gonna carry this entire show.

I know you are around here Chadvill, looking good m8.

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I was spitballing, chances were high she was shitskinned.

That was a parody account, sport.

What does that have to do with anything? I don't have Netflix but I'm still going to download and watch the Witcher.

I'm surprised Nilfgaard aren't full blown muslims in here

>pic
Except for the places that invented algebra, gunpowder, numbers as we know them, the concept of zero, astronomy, and kept the beacon of science and reason lit while Europe was busy assfucking itself through a dark age

Liberals are crazy good at networking with creative types.

Based netflix shitting all over this drivel series.

Why would a Netflix show cast Muslims as bad guys?

You reminded me of that time I downloaded Disenchanted.
It's so fucking bad it made me sad.

>implying they wouldn't make them the gud bois

>I am heavy weapons guy...

Fuck you for reminding me that turd of a show exists.

what the fuck is thing

Nilfgaard are villains for the most part.

Yeah, they give great blowjobs.

God I want him to ravage me
Also this looks awful lmao

>mad that AssCreed/Dragon Age don't get picked up by Kikeflix
Your garbage games are safe for now

That's really gay

I'm sad fren, I'm sorry

> I have never seen a black woman before in my life

Yen was always a cunt and ugly inside.

>pls helb me I cant reed

Aye but she had the perky tits of a 18 year old
>can magically alter appearance
>look poo
Indeed the beauty standard of 13th century Europe

Humans in the Witcher universe are all from medieval Poland, the brown humans in the desert are Poles who got lost and got a tan after hundreds of years

Oh yeah, I skipped that. The last few seasons of Futurama were abhorrent. Even the first few seasons that I used to love are hard to watch at this point.

You're one of the Hermionigger fans aren't you?

i know people love to complain but this post is ridiculous

I was told that Disney owns Futurama somehow.
If so, get ready for necrophilia.

>every single detail
It's not even halfway the first book, you triple nigger

Is it really so hard to hire a white D or C list actress for TV ?

you can't be serious who is directing this shit show on Netflix

Yes, a bunch of young american women is EXACTLY the group I want to write the Witcher series.
If I want it to completely miss the point.

Is that true? Fox must have owned futurama at some point and Disney recently purchased fox. I though Futurama was purchased by Netflix at some point when they brought it back for a couple of seasons. Either way, the show has has been revived a couple of times at this point, each time with increasingly bad results.

>wh*te womyn

...

That was Comedy Central. We're fucked.

>partriarchy smasher
ugly bitch you wish you get smashed