Holy shit you boomers actually played this?

sure, your 10 year old genius brain knew it was a great game. Go play it now, its not fun at all.

Its like saying old films are good, sure but no one wants to watch that shit

People still regularly go back to it.
Yeah no one here plays video games since you don't play video games, right? Anyone that's not a zoomer has played this game at least once via N64 or emulation.

>Canada national holiday
>shit posts like this come up

I love Mario 64. The castle feels magical, the worlds mostly all feel unique, and Mario’s movement is the best of all time (right next to Sunshine) and makes the game.

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>Canada national holiday
Is that why this board feels so shit this morning? I remember when /vint/ showed that almost all of the shitposters were Canadian.

but your opening post chides people that played it in the past.

It was the first ever 3D platformer and not even Nintendo has managed to get movement as good since.
It's pure magic that they got it as good as it is.

I don’t understand the complains about the camera. I just did a 120 star playthrough and it felt like there were hardly any problems at all. The camera does a good job of adjusting itself. The only issue I recall is a poor angle in the volcano, but that’s it. I find the camera a lot worse in banjo-kazooie: while you can adjust it more freely, it also does a worse job of adjusting itself so it feels like you have to adjust it all the time.

Yes it’s a miracle, but Sunshine’s comes really close and might be as good, if not more fun.

I fucking loved Decline

yeah im saying you were too dumb to know it was shit. as you'd been eating shit vidya your whole life grampa.

>Anyone that's not a zoomer has played this game at least once via N64 or emulation.
I feel so bad for you guys, my first game was god of war (2005)

It does and I love Sunshine too. All the Mario games still hold up and for 64 it's because of how nice the movement is

>I feel so bad for you guys, my first game was god of war (2005)
The worst part is, I know that you're not even trolling.

Speed runners ruined all the fun out of this game.

Give me Banjo anytime over this tech demo.

>my first game was god of war (2005)
get the fuck out

Holy shit you zoomers actually played this?
>Doesn't explain how to craft anything
>Looks like fucking trash
>Can always see how trash it is because of the first person camera
>The controls are awkward and I feel like I'm hitting enemies a mile away
>no story whatsoever

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Reminder that everyone who actually likes talking about old games goes to They have actual taste and actual video game discussion.

Hey buddy, hating on everything doesnt make you look cool, it makes you look like a massive faggot. The more you know!

obsessed

>actual video game discussion
and slow movement

Boomers didn't need tutorial, we had this thing called "Enclosed Instruction Booklet" that had explanations for game mechanics and story bits.

>one word reply with no explanation
>makes no effort to refute the argument
>completely misses the point he's trying to make about OP's stupid fucking thread
Are you sure I'm the one who's obsessed, user?

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You seem to have posted a decade plus old meme/copypasta. Please rethink your use of time

that sounds awful, like the wiiu gamepad or some shit.

I just see the game praised here all the time so i tried it. i feel like i got scammed

yeah give minecraft or mario64 to a kid tomorrow and see what happens. Just accept that m64 is a terrible mess and only autistic boomers could ever play it

64 was bad, but it was literally the first ever 3d platformer, so it had almost 0 to go on, nothing to copy from, and a new genre to explore
Compared to modern games, obviously it is shit

Replayed it month ago. Got all the stars again too.

>Doesn't explain to jump into the paintings
Manual
>Looks like fucking trash
Better than texture warped, wobbly trash on other machines of the time
>Luckily I can't see how trash it look as the camera is ultra trash
It's not
>The controls feel like i'm wading around in fucking treacle
No?
>no story whatsoever
It's right in the opening cutscene

Yeah, aside from the novelty of it being impressive tech for the time, Mario 64 is objectively inferior to the Mario games directly before and after it.

One of the best video games of all time. I will never forget the day I played it for the first time on the Nintendo 64. It was a magical moment. And the music was godlike.

>yeah im saying you were too dumb to know it was shit
Still is better than being too dumb to know how to get into the levels

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No one gives a shit about what kids like.

>Luckily I can't see how trash it look as the camera is ultra trash
It's not
>The controls feel like i'm wading around in fucking treacle
No?

Great arguments retard

>Doesn't explain to jump into the paintings
It does, but even then, the way that the first room is set up the player is basically led by the hand to the painting. It may as well have had a huge neon sign above it that said "CHECK THIS THING OUT" for how obvious it was you were supposed to interact with it.

All of your other complaints can be explained by it being released in 1996 or you being retarded/having bad taste.

>>my six year old self figured out how to play the game without any help and beat it

Are kids today retarded?

*Please spoonfeed me,my brain hurts when it starts to work a litlle*

Every single one of these shitty posts ignores that we were expected to read the manual. Crazy, I know.

"Le how was I supposed to know to jump on paintings xD" is one of the most unfunny forced memes this place ever came up with

oh this is the zoomer thread

Minecraft gave an entire generation autism.

Yep. Our future is screwed.

i wonder why zoomers hate 3D platformers so much, meanwhile loving boring shit like minecraft. I don't get it.

and you kids want us to take you seriously? FFS stop making yourself look bad