SHEPARD
SHEPARD
god i want to deep throat her cock while she calls me a good boy for worshipping superior beings
>no asari gf
why even live bros
I'd jerk off to that body but that fucking Dreamworks looking face is going to crack me up every time
Where's Tali?
Jack is better
WREX
KIRK
God, I love Liara, my waifu. But also her mommy Benezia and Shiala and Tela Vasir.
Shepard...
Shepard
HIRE THIS ALIEN
Eve Online thread got pruned so fuck it, clearly we're just getting rid of things based on whether we like it or not. Reminder that the 3D shemale webms are the best thing to come out of Mass Effect.
muramata san no himitsu
>indoctrinated
video games
>Asari parasites
No thanks
>if you chose to kill Samara in ME2 and repace her with Morinth you get a letter from her
>you don't actually meet her ingame
>Except in the last fight one of Banshees is named Morinth and has an extra barriel layer
It's not f-f-fair, bros. I just wanted to die embracing the eternity with her blue cock
see This is not the video games board.
Here's her face/body model,bro.
SHEPAAAAAAAAAARD
Really weird how Linkin Park started playing when you opened that email
Just bought ME 1 & 2 for 7 eurodollars on Steam
What am I in for?
Tali>sperg blue slut
Shepard!
Ugly women
Yvonne and Jack's model are the true 10/10
ME1 is rough but actually the best of the games, just learn how to pilot the Mako.
2 is ‘streamlined’ to be less an RPG but is the beginning of all the shit the game is famous for, thanks to the change of writer.
>Eve Online
And nothing of value was lost.
Tali> Vetra >Samara>Jack>Shit>the rest>Ashley
Garrus>the rest
Cute bampin
Doesn't change the point.
Why can't dominant women who are loving doms who enjoy being worshiped be real?
This makes me want to beat off to Lisa Simpson, as drawn by the hentai artist Apostle, and I have no idea why.
How do they wipe their ass?
Nope, gone again.