Dragon age 2

do I romance the pirate slut or the elf twink? can't see hawke being attracted to elf at all but looks like its better for story than isabela's generic character

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Merrill is a shitty person and Isabela is a fun slut. At least Isabela's relationship is crucial to the plot.

Elf twink, he has a better voice.
>At least Isabela's relationship is crucial to the plot
Only the friendship part

Merril if you like anime
Isabella if you prefer western women

I really liked Isabela
She’s a slut that you can end up sort of purifying by the end

If you're going to be her buddy you might as well get a fully clothed shag out of it as well. It's a shame nudity started in Inquisition and even more of a shame that you couldn't bang your sibling or mother. Now if only we had some character swap and nudity hacks. Both of which are shamefully limited in the DA2.

daisy :3

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Yes she had a manjaw but she was a great character that was unfortunately bitten with the stupid bug and all attempts at flirting with her goes over her head. At least you can bro it up with her if you're a lawful and nice type.

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pretty apt desu

all

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You shag her once and thats it

>elf twink
Merrill is all woman

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she has no tits and cuts herself, and only ever talks about herself

no

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>no tits

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>Hawke always dies alone and a failure of a heroine in my games
Sorry, but your shitty game and arc isn't worth losing mah boi Loghain or even Alister.

DA2 doesn't deserve a thread
Janny? Clean this shit up

>doing the dark ritual like an absolute beta

?

I'm just assuming you did that since either your warden has to be dead or alive via morrigans ritual for alistair or loghain to show up as wardens in inquisition

No there is just nothing beta about impregnating a goth GF, it's beta if you let someone else do it

what is even worse? DA/Bioware or the average Yea Forums thread?

I romanced Merrill but banged Isabella on the side

Off topic politics threads are better

There's not enough isabella porn.

it's maximum virgin beta if you pussy out of your duty and trust morrigan with an old god soul even though she will tell you nothing about it and what she does tell you is ominous as fuck so you can save your own ass

This game is TRAAAAAAAAAAAASH
What's with people saying it was good? Is it because Inquisition was also trash? When 2 came out everyone made fun of it. Inquisition is a little bit improved, Bioware really tried to copy Skyrim and The Witcher, so much it was pathetic. I regret even pirating 2 and Inquisition.

In DA2 you don't romance anyone and make sarcastic remarks. Otherwise game is unplayable.

Isabela is among the best girls in this miserable series.
Merril is the dumbest one.

My ""duty"" is to kill the archdemon and this way I can do it without killing myself. Besides, being a Warden is not an honor. They are looked down upon even if some people pretend otherwise so fuck your duty.

>actually giving shit about being Warden.
My character never wanted it, that faggot Duncan made her do it after he saved her from Howe's. That's why I tend to make my warden Queen or King.

>Play Origins
>love it, get really attached to the Warden
>Play 2
>Protag is an edgy faggot who everyone fellates
>Still play it because I want to hear about my Warden
>Some journal entries, it's fucking nothing
>Inquisition comes out
>Save import system gets all proprietary, can't import my shit because the game is pirated
>download a save that somewhat resembles mine
>Play Inquisition to hear about the Warden
>It's less than fucking nothing
My autism is not fucking me over again, you're not fucking me over again Bioware, I am immune to your shit. As much as I loved ME I didn't even pirated Andromeda.
DA4 will be the last Bioware game.

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>Aveline I love you, we've been together from the very beginning and you are the one I care about the most, can't you see?
>don't be ridiculous Hawke, hurry up and help me catch some dick from this literal who
Shit wasn't right

I mean its good you can play it like that but I never played it as anything but being the ultimate chad warden, unless I was a city elf .

>game doesnt let you romance Kirkwall's top milf
No wonder it flopped

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>letting Loghain live
>not making Alistair king

I too left the bitch to die, best part of Inquisition.
Always hated how Hawke is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

uhm Hawke is cute??

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But the best ending is alister and anora on the throne and loghain as a warden?

Very cute

Sarcastic default female Hawke is the best thing to come out of Bioware, ever.

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>But the best ending is alister and anora on the throne and loghain as archdemon food
ftfy

I am shocked this thread even got made, and anons are giving serious replies as if they managed to play this garbage longer than 30 minutes...

>letting traitors live and rewarding them by marrying their offspring into the royal bloodline
That's not how it works you cuck

Yeah fair, sometimes I let him live and do the dragin myself

Every single char in dragon age 2 suck hardcore.

I managed to finish it and dlcs once. Sarcastic run though. I don't remmber much of it though, only that I though that Thrask should have led inquisition.

Why would you want your Warden to be in DA2, do you hate him that much?

>traitors

Also Anora was part of the Royal bloodline at rhe start of the game

I remember being so fucking salty about how shit DA2 turned out to be. I was a massive fan of the first game, I played every origin and class through. Little did I know a rushed and halfassed game wouldn't even be the worst train wreck Bioware would release in the next few years, let alone the gaming industry as a whole. It's kinda funny in hindsight.

Fem noble warden as Queen is best ending for me.

Sounds like a modern woman to me.

Fair I ain't gay though

Fucking anora is a solid ending though

Is this the part of the thread where the Loghain fanboys come in and pretend like he did nothing wrong?

Loghain did retreat tactically imo but is still a traitor, that's why atoning as a warden is a good ending rather than just exacuteing him

Based Roche best bro

Meredith's anime fight, Crypheus's Diablo fight, and the mage outfit+gameplay are the coolest fucking shit do be done in an RPG this century.
If you disagree you're literally a contrarian fucking retard.

Yes that fairytale ending was real nice, nothing can top that :3

Meredith's fight was dumb because it made no sense. Why does red lyrium make statues come to life?

>being a fag

I produce my own estrogen tho

I didn't view it as fairytale. I just like my fem noble to be ruthless and actually want power and throne.

Post tits then

I did this thing where up until the deeproads MC was a sarcastic retard, then I took bethany along on the expedition and no anders, let bethany die, start picking aggressive responses more often and after MC's mom gets necro'd he'd go full edgy violent mode supporting templars and genocide.

>pretending to be a girl on the Internet

Based.

Google search
Mine was a good girl but treating Alistair like shit and then marrying him is pretty fun too.

>Meredith is right about everything
>nearly every single mage you meet outside of the Circle is evil and/or a blood mage
>head of the Circle is actively working with a blood mage and collaborating with his research
>Bioware comes up with the most contrived bullshit imaginable to make her crazy just so they can pretend both sides were in the wrong
This was the true flaw of the game, I can forgive almost all the other shit but this

>We mages are gud bois who dindu nuffin
>I will prove it to you by casting blood magic and killing you

Rivalmance with the elf twink as a mage is best romance.
Prove me wrong.
You can't.

How do they handle apostate hawke? Surely you would be arrested for all the public fights you het in?

You know men have estrogen in their body as well, it's an important hormone for bone development and plays some role in the Immune system.

Fenris? No thanks.

So they were just a fag all along

>2 DA2 threads
Your samefag is showing you fucking autist

Mate some user has been playing dao and now everyone is playing it. Obviously some people moved on to 2. The boogeyman isn't real

>tfw rejected so hard i ended up with the elf with dirty feet

Why did they give our sister such big tits?

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Because Varric is based.

>can't romance the sister
Dammit, wasted opportunity.

DA2 should have just been an expansion like Awakening

Here's your mom bro

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I like the Friend/Rival system.

I unironically love DA2 and Fenris is best boy.

Fem hawke is duh best of all DA defaults

Oh and mom incest too. That be said, she was a noble girl who ran off with a lover, I would stay clear of that kind of woman.

The king was going to divorce Anora and allow Fereldan to be reabsorbed into Orlais.
Loghain was a patriot and a good father.

You now remember Felicia Day as an elf

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Why...

I swear if it wasn't so fucking gringy

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It's sad that I like DA2 a lot more now that Inquisition is a thing. Also Gravity Mage is cool as fuck.

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Can't go wrong with the Hawke sisters.

inquisition somehow managed to be worse than 2
bravo bioware

playing a diplomatic hawke who sympathizes with mages then breaking him and making him pro templar and aggressive as fuck after that loon mage kills his mother is kino

>him
>his

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Friendly reminder that the only right walkthrough is:
DAO
>be human male
>fuck highborn woman in your castle
>kiss Morrigan right after swamp
>fuck her right after first city
>fuck elf whore in elf camp
>kiss peasant woman in Redcliffe
>kiss Leliana
>fuck Leliana
>fuck all pretty whores in Denerim
>have threesome with Leliana and Isabella
>impregnate Morrigan in the end

DA2
>be male Hawk
>fuck qt insane elf
DAI
>be male inq
>fuck Cass since you have no other options

I'm not manwhore to sleep around like that.

>I'm not man
Got that right

>hurr durr
Why would you cheat on your witch or Liliana with some whores.

Replace human with dwarf and you are golden

that DLC and character were the worst
>lol I know that you and your friends have killed multiple ancient evils and just bailed my ass out of certain death, but I'm not gonna give up this thing
and then you just let her literally walk away

Don't forget to follow the DAO playthrough with a second one as an edgelord female city elf

Don't play it. Just don't. It is just dissapointing

Frankly I only played DA2 once but I remember thinking of why couldn't help Prosper (or what's his name, that duke) instead of her.

>male human fighter: the playthrough x 3
How do you even live with yourself?

ok

pew

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Marian is a fucking treasure

it literally doesnt matter, that entire game literally doesnt matter